Sunday 28 February 2021

The Top 40 Leaderboard: February 2021

What's this all about?

We now have a clear leader of the leaderboard with Fredo having 4 Top 40 hits so far this year.

Joining Olivia Rodrigo and Doja Cat on 2 is Digga D and Tom Grennan who made his Top 40 debut with 2 records on Friday.

20 of the 48 Top 40 hits so far this year have been rap.

Top 30 in 1991 Reviewed - Week 9

Here's my weekly look at the Top 30 from 30 years ago. The plan is for these posts to go out at 17:30 on a Sunday.


Here is the Top 40 in full.

Obviously some of the records will be the same as last week so therefore the review will be the same for these. I've indicated which ones are new so you can skip the others if you read last weeks post.

Once again my opinions are inevitably going to differ from other people, but I'm not trying to convince anyone something is good or rubbish, I'm simply giving my opinion.

So this is the top 30 from this week in 1991 with my verdict on each record:

30. Morrissey - Our Frank 


It's probably fair to say that Morrissey fans are drawn in by his lyrics first and foremost. Quite appropriately I had no recollection of how this song went other than it had the lyrics "you're frankly vulgar". After listening to it just now, I'm still struggling to remember the tune.

Verdict - Rubbish


29. Railway Children - Every Beat Of The Heart


This has nothing to do with the books/films/TV series of the same name. Railway Children were an indie band who had previously been on factory records. It was their only Top 40 hit. All I can say is that I understand why they're long forgotten.

Verdict - Rubbish


28. Vanilla Ice - Play That Funky Music


Proof that Vanilla Ice wasn't a one hit wonder. In fact "Ice Ice Baby" was originally the b-side to this single when first released and this was a re-issue following the success of "Ice Ice Baby". I can understand why "Ice Ice Baby" was more successful, and I don't like it.

Verdict - Rubbish


27. Seal - Crazy


This is the song that taught many people that Seal isn't Adamski. It was the official beginning of Seals Top 40 career, whereas Adamski's had already ended. I have Seals self titled debut album on which this appears, it's a good album.

Verdict - Good


26. Soho - Hippy Chick


I'd heard of the band Soho before I'd heard of the area of London with the same name. My memory of hearing this song for the first time is them performing it on Motormouth, though when searching for said performance I find nothing to suggest such a performance existed so might be wrong, but I do remember thinking good tune. A few years ago I bought their album when HMV in Oxford St was having it's closing down sale. For those who don't know London, the shop in question was just across the road from Soho.

Verdict - Good

25. Chris Isaak - Blue Hotel


His first hit was all about the video. This time he has a pretty ordinary video, so the attention is now on the music itself. To be fair, it's a stronger record than "Wicked Game" in my opinion, but I still don't like it.

Verdict - Rubbish

24. EMF - I Believe


When I got my first British Hit Singles book, one thing I discovered was that the record which spent the most weeks at number one was "I Believe" by Frankie Laine in 1953. I wondered if it was the same song as this, unaware of just how different music was in the 50s. It was the 2nd Top 40 hit for EMF, I think it's better than their first hit "Unbelievable". Has more of a bounce to it.

Verdict - Good


23. Joey B Ellis And Tynetta Hare - Go For It! (Heart And Fire) (New)


This is the Rocky song nobody remembers. The previous Rocky songs were all quite catchy, but this one isn't at all. That's probably a bad thing for a movie song, but in terms of music some really good tunes take a few listens before you can get into them. Unfortunately I've not been able to get into this after 30 years, so I probably never will.

Verdict - Rubbish

22. DJ H ft Stefy - Think About... 


DJ H ft Stefy is confusingly 3 people rather than 2, Enrico Acerbi, Marco Bongiovanni and Stefania Bacchelli. Enrico Acerbi is also known as DJ Herbie which would explain the DJ H and Stefania Bacchelli is Stefy, but this was composed by Marco Bongiovanni and the vocals were Aretha Franklin samples. Great record though, got a very catchy intro.

Verdict - Good


21. Thunder - Love Walked In 


The 5th Top 40 hit for Thunder and 5th to come from their "Backstreet Symphony" album. Despite this, it was their highest charting single to date at the time. The fact it's more of a ballad probably helped, but I'd actually say this is my favourite of the 5. It's just the 2nd Thunder record I've reviewed though as the other 3 failed to make the Top 30.

Verdict - Good


20. Jimmy Barnes And INXS - Good Times


One thing that annoys me is when you hear songs falling under a particular decade, whether it's radio stations, compilations, music channels etc, that don't actually come from a decade. For example, I've heard "One Step Beyond" by Madness many times falling under the 80s banner when it's from 1979. This particular record I recall hearing numerous times on an 80s radio station, and I'd get annoyed because it was from 1991. I later discovered though that this was originally recorded in 1986. INXS were one of my favourite bands in the early 90s, but the reality is every band has at least one rubbish song and in the case of INXS, this is one of theirs.

Verdict - Rubbish


19. Living Colour - Love Rears Its Ugly Head


The debut Top 40 hit for Living Colour and the only one that will appear in these reviews as the other 2 fell short of the Top 30. It's a shame because I really like the follow up to this, "Solace Of You". But this is a decent record too, a nice blend of funk and rock.

Verdict - Good


18. Stevie B - Because I Love You (The Postman Song) (New)


Freestyle music was massive in America in the late 80s/early 90s, but barely got a look in over here. One of the key figures in the freestyle scene, Stevie B, did manage a solitary Top 40 hit over here though with a ballad that isn't really freestyle at all. This is one of those records I loved at the time and still like it today for that very reason.

Verdict - Good

17. Kim Appleby - GLAD


Mel Appleby is on the credits of this one, therefore it must have been written in the 80s and I think you can tell. Whilst "Don't Worry" was a solid solo debut for Kim Appleby, this goes back to the Stock Aitken & Waterman type crap Mel & Kim were doing. The rapping from Aswads Brinsley Forde is also dreadful.

Verdict - Rubbish


16. Chris Rea - Auberge 


I'm quite surprised that over a year had passed between "Road To Hell" and this record coming out, particularly as we were only 4 years into my living memory when it came to chart music. I did like this record at the time and having listened to it for the first time in many years I'd still say it's pretty good.

Verdict - Good


15. MC Hammer - Here Comes The Hammer 


The 4th Top 40 hit for MC Hammer and it sounds like he's running out of ideas by this point. OK it appears on the same album as the other 3, but it's almost like he knew how big he'd become and planned to have this as his 4th single to big himself up. 

Verdict - Rubbish


14. Praise - Only You


Sometimes when I think of a particular record, another one comes to mind immediately, normally it's 2 records that were out at the same time. In this case, the other record I associate this with is "Hippy Chick" by Soho. More often than not if I like one record, I like the other one too. In this case I do.

Verdict - Good


13. Kylie Minogue - What Do I Have To Do


We are nearing the end of the Stock Aitken & Waterman era, but we're not quite done yet. Most Stock Aitken & Waterman compositions get rated as rubbish by me, and rightfully so. This one isn't bad though.

Verdict - OK


12. Kenny Thomas - Outstanding


The debut from Kenny Thomas, who's had more Top 40 hits than you'd think and had a chart career beyond 1991. It's a cover of the Gap Band record and sounds inferior to the original in every way, like most British covers of American Soul & Funk records. That said, I don't mind it.

Verdict - OK


11. 2 In A Room - Wiggle It


This was my favourite song for about a week, quite possibly the week you're reading about now. 2 in a Room were on of the acts to play at the first ever Helter Skelter rave in 1989, with their big underground record at the time being "Somebody In the House Say Yeah!".

Verdict - Good


10. Xpansions - Move Your Body (Elevation) 


The short lived 1990 girl group Faith Hope & Charity is a name known to people as what TV presenter Dani Behr did before The Word. What perhaps isn't as well known was that fellow group member Sally Ann Marsh provided vocals for this record. It's one of those dance anthems I've probably heard too many times to get excited about, but it's still a decent record.

Verdict - Good


9. 808 State - In Yer Face 


Inevitably this record will be rated as good, I'm just trying to think of a complement I can pay it. All I can really say is give it a listen, it really is a great tune.

Verdict - Good

8. Free - All Right Now


For people of a certain age, this will bring back memories of the Isle of Wight festival amongst other things. For people of my age, it brings back memories of the Wrigley's advert which is why it ended up in the charts again in 1991. Prior to hearing this in full on the chart show though, I do remember watching the advert and thinking good song.

Verdict - Good


7. KLF ft The Children Of The Revolution - 3AM Eternal


In 2003 I was in a pub on a visit to my home town and a bloke came up to me and said "you're the one who used to sing KLF and Queen at school aren't you?. Indeed I was, and this would have been the time I'd be singing it, some 12 years prior to that visit to the pub, it obviously had a lasting effect on some people. I think you know what my verdict on this tune will be.

Verdict - Good


6. Oleta Adams - Get Here


To me it's more of a pop record than anything innovative. After featuring on "Woman In Chains" by Tears for Fears, this was the first solo Top 40 hit for Oleta Adams, a cover of a Brenda Russell song. It's surprisingly catchy for a slow number, but it's lacking in that something that's needed for it to be a good song.

Verdict - OK


5. The Clash - Should I Stay Or Should I Go (New)


The Clash had never had a Top 10 hit prior to this, but then thanks to the Levi's advert they managed to score a number one. It was also up against Madonna in the battle of re-released old singles which it would eventually win. It's definitely the better out of the two in my opinion.

Verdict - Good

4. The Source - You Got The Love


There's been lots of versions of this record over the years. This isn't the original, but was the first version to make the Top 40. My personal favourite is the 1997 version, but this ones good too.

Verdict - Good

3. Nomad ft MC Mikee Freedom - (I Wanna Give You) Devotion


Here we have the first Top 40 composition for arguably the most successful British songwriter of the modern era, Steve Mac. These days he's co-writer on Ed Sheeran records amongst others. I don't blame him, he's presumably made a lot more money writing rubbish than he would have done making decent music like this. Ironically, this record reached it's peak the day Ed Sheeran was born

Verdict - Good


2. Madonna - Crazy For You (New)


Up against The Clash in the battle of re-released in old singles which it looked like it won when it made number two, but then The Clash topped the charts. This was re-released because it didn't appear on any album, just the soundtrack to "Vision Quest", so this gave fans the opportunity to own the song without having to buy a movie soundtrack. Not my cup of tea though.

Verdict - Rubbish

1. Simpsons - Do The Bartman


This was my first introduction to The Simpsons, but I had no idea what it was all about. In those day's you could only get The Simpsons on Sky One, and I never had Sky at the time, neither did a lot of people. It wasn't until I went on holiday later on that year where Sky One was the only English channel in the hotel room, that I discovered The Simpsons was a TV show. It's a novelty song, which basically means crap, but intended to be crap. Its still crap though.

Verdict - Rubbish

If we give the records which were good 1 point each and those which were OK half a point, the final score is 18.5/30, or 62%. Same as last week, but with just 4 new songs it was never going to be that different.

25 Years Since....February 1996

Time for our second visit to see what tunes I was enjoying in 1996:


Technohead - I Wanna Be A Hippy
 
In 1995 after a mate did me a happy hardcore mix with this record on it, I was singing this all the time and most people thought what the fuck are you singing. 

Then in 1996 I was listening to the Top 40 countdown and this was in it. It was an edited version though leaving out the words "stoned" and "marijuana".

At the same time I was quite sad that suddenly everyone knew a record that only us ravers once knew.

QFX - Everytime You Touch Me

Another rave tune going mainstream, kind of. QFX were pretty well known in the rave scene and this was the first time they appeared in the Top 40.

There was a happy hardcore version being played at raves I particularly liked that I assumed to be by QFX and that this version was a more radio friendly one. Turns out the one I particularly liked was a rip off by Fade & NS.

Dave Clarke - Southside

Back in 1993 I assumed that techno was the type of music 2 Unlimited did given how they repeat the word in "No Limit". Therefore I thought techno was crap.

Becoming a raver though taught me what proper techno music was, this being a great example. I never knew this tune until it went mainstream, but once this was out it gave me confidence that when I'd tell people I liked techno they wouldn't think I liked 2 Unlimited.


Scooter - Back In The UK

Even though Scooter were having hits back in 1996, the only ones who seemed to notice them at the time were the ravers. This is probably my favourite Scooter tune, it lacks the pinky perky vocals they were known for but that may give this record a little bit more credibility. It still has HP Baxxter shouting nonsense though so it's still undeniably Scooter.


Candy Girls - Wham Bam 

My only criticism of this at the time was that it was a bit 1995 even though we were only 2 months into 1996. Any record sounding like it's from 1995 these days though is a good thing.

Thursday 25 February 2021

UK Charts Best Year Search: 1966

What's this all about?

Top 40

Best Song: The Four Seasons - Opus 17

There's a good chance that by the time you read this I'll have changed my mind. There were several candidates that were very hard to choose between, but this one just pips it for no particular reason. This was the 7th Top 40 hit for The Four Seasons and maybe the first that isn't that well known. Generally speaking I'd say the lesser known Four Seasons hits are the better ones.

Worst Song: Frank Sinatra - Strangers In The Night

I've heard many times what a great showman Frank Sinatra was, how his music is timeless etc. I've just never liked this sort of music and probably never will. It also seems very out of place in this Top 40, it's almost as if Frank Sinatra has heard the term "Swinging Sixties" and assumed it meant his swing music was in again. It did top the charts though, so maybe it was. Not for me though.

Top 40 Review

Once again we have no Motown records in the Top 40. 

There's no shortage of good records though. On the soul front you have records like "River Deep, Mountain High" by Ike And Tina Turner, "When A Man Loves A Woman" by Percy Sledge and "It's A Man's Man's Man's World" by James Brown. From the UK we have "I Couldn't Live Without Your Love" by Petula Clark which could easily pass for a Motown record.

Elsewhere we almost have the who's who of British 60s groups with The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, The Kinks, The Hollies, The Animals, Yardbirds, Troggs, Herman's Hermits, The Small Faces and Manfred Mann all being in this particular Top 40.

One of the best song contenders in there is the Rolling Stones cover "Out Of Time" by Chris Farlowe. This was one of the stand out number ones of the 60s when I was listening through them several years ago.

Aside from the Frank Sinatra record, this does very much feel like a 60s chart which should be expected really given how far into the decade we've got.

The records that I do not like are in the minority. Given that there were a number that I simply found OK though, it doesn't quite get a score of over 50%. But given some of the Top 30s in the early 90s don't get more than 50%, this is an impressive score.

Score: 19.5

Table

The 60s are getting better as the years go by post-Beatles, but the score for 1966 will take some beating if this was to continue.




Tuesday 23 February 2021

UK Number 40s: Linda Lewis - I'd Be Surprisingly Good For You (1979)

 


Fans of musicals will probably know this particular song from being in Evita. That particular version was never a Top 40 hit, but this disco version from Linda Lewis was, just.

Linda Lewis isn't what you'd call a household name, but many will be familiar with some of the music she was at least involved in such as being backing vocalist on David Bowies "Aladdin Sane" album.

This was the last of her Top 40 hits as an artist. Her first came in 1973 with "Rock-a-Doodle-Doo" which was also written by her. The rest were all covers.


Sunday 21 February 2021

Top 30 in 1991 Reviewed - Week 8

 Here's my weekly look at the Top 30 from 30 years ago. The plan is for these posts to go out at 17:30 on a Sunday.


Here is the Top 40 in full.

Obviously some of the records will be the same as last week so therefore the review will be the same for these. I've indicated which ones are new so you can skip the others if you read last weeks post.

Once again my opinions are inevitably going to differ from other people, but I'm not trying to convince anyone something is good or rubbish, I'm simply giving my opinion.

So this is the top 30 from this week in 1991 with my verdict on each record:

30. Living Colour - Love Rears Its Ugly Head (New)


The debut Top 40 hit for Living Colour and the only one that will appear in these reviews as the other 2 fell short of the Top 30. It's a shame because I really like the follow up to this, "Solace Of You". But this is a decent record too, a nice blend of funk and rock.

Verdict - Good

29. C&C Music Factory ft Freedom Williams - Gonna Make You Sweat


When it comes to dance anthems you have those which are genuine classics and those which were just cheesy commercial crap. I place this one in the latter category, I've never been a fan of C&C Music Factory. This is probably their best tune and I don't like it.

Verdict - Rubbish

28. Xpansions - Move Your Body (Elevation) (New)


The short lived 1990 girl group Faith Hope & Charity is a name known to people as what TV presenter Dani Behr did before The Word. What perhaps isn't as well known was that fellow group member Sally Ann Marsh provided vocals for this record. It's one of those dance anthems I've probably heard too many times to get excited about, but it's still a decent record.

Verdict - Good

27. Enigma - Sadeness Part 1


When it comes to 90s number ones I can tell you something that was going on in my life at the time for the vast majority of them. This one though completely passed my by and I've only recently figured out why. I spend pretty much the whole of January 1991 ill in bed so therefore wasn't able to follow what was going on in the charts. As for the tune, not really the sort of record you'd expect to get to number one, or even in the charts for that matter which is a compliment. 

Verdict - Good

26. Morrissey - Our Frank (New)


It's probably fair to say that Morrissey fans are drawn in by his lyrics first and foremost. Quite appropriately I had no recollection of how this song went other than it had the lyrics "you're frankly vulgar". After listening to it just now, I'm still struggling to remember the tune.

Verdict - Rubbish

25. DJ H ft Stefy - Think About... (New)


DJ H ft Stefy is confusingly 3 people rather than 2, Enrico Acerbi, Marco Bongiovanni and Stefania Bacchelli. Enrico Acerbi is also known as DJ Herbie which would explain the DJ H and Stefania Bacchelli is Stefy, but this was composed by Marco Bongiovanni and the vocals were Aretha Franklin samples. Great record though, got a very catchy intro.

Verdict - Good

24. Railway Children - Every Beat Of The Heart


This has nothing to do with the books/films/TV series of the same name. Railway Children were an indie band who had previously been on factory records. It was their only Top 40 hit. All I can say is that I understand why they're long forgotten.

Verdict - Rubbish

23. Chris Rea - Auberge (New)


I'm quite surprised that over a year had passed between "Road To Hell" and this record coming out, particularly as we were only 4 years into my living memory when it came to chart music. I did like this record at the time and having listened to it for the first time in many years I'd still say it's pretty good.

Verdict - Good

22. Thunder - Love Walked In (New)


The 5th Top 40 hit for Thunder and 5th to come from their "Backstreet Symphony" album. Despite this, it was their highest charting single to date at the time. The fact it's more of a ballad probably helped, but I'd actually say this is my favourite of the 5. It's just the 2nd Thunder record I've reviewed though as the other 3 failed to make the Top 30.

Verdict - Good

21. MC Hammer - Here Comes The Hammer (New)


The 4th Top 40 hit for MC Hammer and it sounds like he's running out of ideas by this point. OK it appears on the same album as the other 3, but it's almost like he knew how big he'd become and planned to have this as his 4th single to big himself up. 

Verdict - Rubbish

20. New Kids On The Block - Games


I had been barely over a year since the UK were introduced to American boy band New Kids On The Block. In this song though they seem to think they're gangsta rappers. It's the inevitable moment where the boy band wants to shed it's boy band image. It didn't really work though, this was their first hit not to make the Top 10. Although they had one more Top 10 hit left, they never really recovered from a chart perspective.

Verdict - Rubbish

19. Rick Astley - Cry For Help


The Top 40 career of Rick Astley during the Stock Aitken and Waterman era lasted just 18 months, from August 1987 - February 1989. Therefore the 90s began with everyone wondering what happened to Rick Astley? Then at the start of 1991 we found out, he'd been busy growing his hair. His long hair made such an impression on me that the next time I went to the hairdressers I asked for a Rick Astley haircut. To the song then, it was by Rick Astley himself along with another musician who seemed to have disappeared with the 80s, Rob Fisher of Climie Fisher fame. The voice is the same, but musically it's a world away from the Stock Aitken and Waterman material and I quite like it. His final Top 40 hit, "Hopelessly", was the best one he did but sadly it won't feature in this series as it only made 33.

Verdict - Good

18. Jimmy Barnes And INXS - Good Times


One thing that annoys me is when you hear songs falling under a particular decade, whether it's radio stations, compilations, music channels etc, that don't actually come from a decade. For example, I've heard "One Step Beyond" by Madness many times falling under the 80s banner when it's from 1979. This particular record I recall hearing numerous times on an 80s radio station, and I'd get annoyed because it was from 1991. I later discovered though that this was originally recorded in 1986. INXS were one of my favourite bands in the early 90s, but the reality is every band has at least one rubbish song and in the case of INXS, this is one of theirs.

Verdict - Rubbish

17. Chris Isaak - Blue Hotel


His first hit was all about the video. This time he has a pretty ordinary video, so the attention is now on the music itself. To be fair, it's a stronger record than "Wicked Game" in my opinion, but I still don't like it.

Verdict - Rubbish

16. Seal - Crazy


This is the song that taught many people that Seal isn't Adamski. It was the official beginning of Seals Top 40 career, whereas Adamski's had already ended. I have Seals self titled debut album on which this appears, it's a good album.

Verdict - Good

15. Soho - Hippy Chick


I'd heard of the band Soho before I'd heard of the area of London with the same name. My memory of hearing this song for the first time is them performing it on Motormouth, though when searching for said performance I find nothing to suggest such a performance existed so might be wrong, but I do remember thinking good tune. A few years ago I bought their album when HMV in Oxford St was having it's closing down sale. For those who don't know London, the shop in question was just across the road from Soho.

Verdict - Good

14. Vanilla Ice - Play That Funky Music


Proof that Vanilla Ice wasn't a one hit wonder. In fact "Ice Ice Baby" was originally the b-side to this single when first released and this was a re-issue following the success of "Ice Ice Baby". I can understand why "Ice Ice Baby" was more successful, and I don't like it.

Verdict - Rubbish

13. Kenny Thomas - Outstanding


The debut from Kenny Thomas, who's had more Top 40 hits than you'd think and had a chart career beyond 1991. It's a cover of the Gap Band record and sounds inferior to the original in every way, like most British covers of American Soul & Funk records. That said, I don't mind it.

Verdict - OK

12. EMF - I Believe


When I got my first British Hit Singles book, one thing I discovered was that the record which spent the most weeks at number one was "I Believe" by Frankie Laine in 1953. I wondered if it was the same song as this, unaware of just how different music was in the 50s. It was the 2nd Top 40 hit for EMF, I think it's better than their first hit "Unbelievable". Has more of a bounce to it.

Verdict - Good

11. Free - All Right Now


For people of a certain age, this will bring back memories of the Isle of Wight festival amongst other things. For people of my age, it brings back memories of the Wrigley's advert which is why it ended up in the charts again in 1991. Prior to hearing this in full on the chart show though, I do remember watching the advert and thinking good song.

Verdict - Good

10. Kim Appleby - GLAD


Mel Appleby is on the credits of this one, therefore it must have been written in the 80s and I think you can tell. Whilst "Don't Worry" was a solid solo debut for Kim Appleby, this goes back to the Stock Aitken & Waterman type crap Mel & Kim were doing. The rapping from Aswads Brinsley Forde is also dreadful.

Verdict - Rubbish

9. 808 State - In Yer Face 


Inevitably this record will be rated as good, I'm just trying to think of a complement I can pay it. All I can really say is give it a listen, it really is a great tune.

Verdict - Good

8. The Source - You Got The Love


There's been lots of versions of this record over the years. This isn't the original, but was the first version to make the Top 40. My personal favourite is the 1997 version, but this ones good too.

Verdict - Good

7. Kylie Minogue - What Do I Have To Do


We are nearing the end of the Stock Aitken & Waterman era, but we're not quite done yet. Most Stock Aitken & Waterman compositions get rated as rubbish by me, and rightfully so. This one isn't bad though.

Verdict - OK

6. 2 In A Room - Wiggle It


This was my favourite song for about a week, quite possibly the week you're reading about now. 2 in a Room were on of the acts to play at the first ever Helter Skelter rave in 1989, with their big underground record at the time being "Somebody In the House Say Yeah!".

Verdict - Good

5. Praise - Only You


Sometimes when I think of a particular record, another one comes to mind immediately, normally it's 2 records that were out at the same time. In this case, the other record I associate this with is "Hippy Chick" by Soho. More often than not if I like one record, I like the other one too. In this case I do.

Verdict - Good

4. Oleta Adams - Get Here


To me it's more of a pop record than anything innovative. After featuring on "Woman In Chains" by Tears for Fears, this was the first solo Top 40 hit for Oleta Adams, a cover of a Brenda Russell song. It's surprisingly catchy for a slow number, but it's lacking in that something that's needed for it to be a good song.

Verdict - OK

3. KLF ft The Children Of The Revolution - 3AM Eternal


In 2003 I was in a pub on a visit to my home town and a bloke came up to me and said "you're the one who used to sing KLF and Queen at school aren't you?. Indeed I was, and this would have been the time I'd be singing it, some 12 years prior to that visit to the pub, it obviously had a lasting effect on some people. I think you know what my verdict on this tune will be.

Verdict - Good

2. Nomad ft MC Mikee Freedom - (I Wanna Give You) Devotion


Here we have the first Top 40 composition for arguably the most successful British songwriter of the modern era, Steve Mac. These days he's co-writer on Ed Sheeran records amongst others. I don't blame him, he's presumably made a lot more money writing rubbish than he would have done making decent music like this. Ironically, this record reached it's peak the day Ed Sheeran was born

Verdict - Good

1. Simpsons - Do The Bartman


This was my first introduction to The Simpsons, but I had no idea what it was all about. In those day's you could only get The Simpsons on Sky One, and I never had Sky at the time, neither did a lot of people. It wasn't until I went on holiday later on that year where Sky One was the only English channel in the hotel room, that I discovered The Simpsons was a TV show. It's a novelty song, which basically means crap, but intended to be crap. Its still crap though.

Verdict - Rubbish

If we give the records which were good 1 point each and those which were OK half a point, the final score is 18.5/30, or 62%. We're improving again.

Thursday 18 February 2021

UK Charts Best Year Search: 1965

What's this all about?

Top 40

Best Song: Gene Pitney - Looking Through The Eyes Of Love

I started listening to Gene Pitney in the late 90s after opening myself up to music that wasn't rave. A mate of mine who was mainly into rave but liked other things introduced me to Gene Pitney songs that weren't "Somethings Gotten Hold Of My Heart" and I liked it and bought a CD. This was amongst the better tracks in my opinion.

Worst Song: Joan Baez - We Shall Overcome

I simply don't like it. Joan Baez has always been one of those artists that annoy me and I just find this particular record boring.

Top 40 Review

After anticipating a flood of Motown records to appear, there are precisely zero in this particular Top 40.

What we do have is folk music having a notable presence on the Top 40 with the likes of Bob Dylan, Donovan and The Byrds. The latter do a cover of the Bob Dylan song "Mr Tambourine Man" which was the first actual song I learned on the guitar. Only good enough to warrant half marks though.

No Beatles in this chart but still plenty of bands they opened the doors to. This includes Billy J Kramer & the Dakotas with "Trains And Boats And Planes". The songs composer Burt Bacharach is also in the Top 40 with his version. Again, both records only good enough to warrant half marks.

In fact there are a lot of records that get half marks, 14 in total. The best of the rest would be "Heart Full Of Soul" by Yardbirds. A sign of the music getting harder. Another somewhat surprising song I've given a 1 to is "Leave A Little Love" by Lulu, proof you shouldn't judge an artist by their big hits.

Elvis Presley is at number one, given the number he's had this shouldn't be a surprise. However it does feel out of place in this particular chart and we are in a period where Elvis single didn't chart particularly high.

I think the best way to describe this Top 40 is progress. Despite the lack of Motown it does very much seem like a 60s chart and it gets a very respectable score.

Score: 16

Table

1965 now tops the table. It could stay there a while given the score, but knowing what else the 60s has to offer I can't help but think it will get knocked off the top once the decades out:




Tuesday 16 February 2021

UK Number 40s: Dr Feelgood - As Long As The Price Is Right (1979)

 


This was the 3rd and final Top 40 hit for pub rockers Dr Feelgood. Although pub rock has it's legacy, unsurprisingly it didn't give us many Top 40 hits as it was music for the pub, not the charts. 

The popularity of pub rock had already been in decline by 1979 having been overshadowed by punk. Despite this, the bulk of the genres Top 40 success came after the first punk Top 40 hit. 

This record was written by Larry Wallis who had previously been one of the founding members of Motorhead and played with several bands over the years.

Dr Feelgood are still going today, though without any original members or members who even played on this record since 1994 when Lee Brilleaux, the last remaining original member died.

Sunday 14 February 2021

Top 30 in 1991 Reviewed - Week 7

Here's my weekly look at the Top 30 from 30 years ago. The plan is for these posts to go out at 17:30 on a Sunday.

Here is the Top 40 in full.

Obviously some of the records will be the same as last week so therefore the review will be the same for these. I've indicated which ones are new so you can skip the others if you read last weeks post.

Once again my opinions are inevitably going to differ from other people, but I'm not trying to convince anyone something is good or rubbish, I'm simply giving my opinion.

So this is the top 30 from this week in 1991 with my verdict on each record:

30. Ralph Tresvant - Sensitivity


The only solo Top 40 hit for New Edition singer Ralph Tresvant which was written by Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis. This reminds my of an early 90s pure swing album I have which it's on (swing meaning new jack swing). I went through a period of listening to it in my car a lot. As you've probably guessed then, I like this tune.

Verdict - Good

29. My Bloody Valentine - To Here Knows When (New)


The only Top 40 hit for My Bloody Valentine, who were pioneers of shoegazing music. That's music you don't dance to, you stand there staring at your shoes instead. To me, it translates as music that's too boring to dance to. 

Verdict - Rubbish

28. Railway Children - Every Beat Of The Heart (New)


This has nothing to do with the books/films/TV series of the same name. Railway Children were an indie band who had previously been on factory records. It was their only Top 40 hit. All I can say is that I understand why they're long forgotten.

Verdict - Rubbish

27. Mark Summers - Summers Magic


Mixmag famously came up with the headline "Did Charly Kill Rave?", in reference to the Prodigy record and the "Toytown Techno" that followed, i.e. sample of children's programming in rave music. What they failed to acknowledge is this record, which samples The Magic Roundabout, came out some 6 months before "Charly". I'm not going to fault this record though, I like it.

Verdict - Good

26. Off-Shore - I Can't Take The Power


When I first got into rave in the mid-90s, one of the big anthems was "SMD 3" by SMD aka Slipmatt. The was based on a sample of the piano riff of this tune. It's a good riff and both tunes are good.

Verdict - Good

25. Mixmasters - The Night Fever Megamix


This is basically a bunch of songs from "Saturday Night Fever", predominantly Bee Gees ones, given a 90s make over in a megamix. Probably worked in the clubs, but not my cup of tea.

Verdict - Rubbish

24. Jimmy Barnes And INXS - Good Times (New)


One thing that annoys me is when you hear songs falling under a particular decade, whether it's radio stations, compilations, music channels etc, that don't actually come from a decade. For example, I've heard "One Step Beyond" by Madness many times falling under the 80s banner when it's from 1979. This particular record I recall hearing numerous times on an 80s radio station, and I'd get annoyed because it was from 1991. I later discovered though that this was originally recorded in 1986. INXS were one of my favourite bands in the early 90s, but the reality is every band has at least one rubbish song and in the case of INXS, this is one of theirs.

Verdict - Rubbish

23. Robert Palmer - Mercy Mercy Me/I Want You


A medley of 2 Marvin Gaye songs, neither of which were Top 40 hits for Marvin Gaye himself. Having not been born when the originals were out, this was the first version I heard. On that basis I tend to think of this as being a Robert Palmer song even though I do know the Marvin Gaye versions. I guess also because Robert Palmer made it his own rather than sounding like a karaoke singer.

Verdict - Good

22. A Tribe Called Quest - Can I Kick It?


I like A Trible Called Quest. They were more influential to the rap scene than they're really given credit for. That's perhaps to do with the fact that to most people, this was the only record they did. It's not a bad record, but it doesn't really showcase the influence they had. To me it's more of a pop record than anything innovative.

Verdict - OK

21. Chris Isaak - Blue Hotel


His first hit was all about the video. This time he has a pretty ordinary video, so the attention is now on the music itself. To be fair, it's a stronger record than "Wicked Game" in my opinion, but I still don't like it.

Verdict - Rubbish

20. Enigma - Sadeness Part 1


When it comes to 90s number ones I can tell you something that was going on in my life at the time for the vast majority of them. This one though completely passed my by and I've only recently figured out why. I spend pretty much the whole of January 1991 ill in bed so therefore wasn't able to follow what was going on in the charts. As for the tune, not really the sort of record you'd expect to get to number one, or even in the charts for that matter which is a compliment.

Verdict - Good

19. C&C Music Factory ft Freedom Williams - Gonna Make You Sweat


When it comes to dance anthems you have those which are genuine classics and those which were just cheesy commercial crap. I place this one in the latter category, I've never been a fan of C&C Music Factory. This is probably their best tune and I don't like it.

Verdict - Rubbish

18. Kenny Thomas - Outstanding


The debut from Kenny Thomas, who's had more Top 40 hits than you'd think and had a chart career beyond 1991. It's a cover of the Gap Band record and sounds inferior to the original in every way, like most British covers of American Soul & Funk records. That said, I don't mind it.

Verdict - OK

17. Free - All Right Now (New)


For people of a certain age, this will bring back memories of the Isle of Wight festival amongst other things. For people of my age, it brings back memories of the Wrigley's advert which is why it ended up in the charts again in 1991. Prior to hearing this in full on the chart show though, I do remember watching the advert and thinking good song.

Verdict - Good

16. 808 State - In Yer Face (New)


Inevitably this record will be rated as good, I'm just trying to think of a complement I can pay it. All I can really say is give it a listen, it really is a great tune.

Verdict - Good

15. Seal - Crazy


This is the song that taught many people that Seal isn't Adamski. It was the official beginning of Seals Top 40 career, whereas Adamski's had already ended. I have Seals self titled debut album on which this appears, it's a good album.

Verdict - Good

14. New Kids On The Block - Games


I had been barely over a year since the UK were introduced to American boy band New Kids On The Block. In this song though they seem to think they're gangsta rappers. It's the inevitable moment where the boy band wants to shed it's boy band image. It didn't really work though, this was their first hit not to make the Top 10. Although they had one more Top 10 hit left, they never really recovered from a chart perspective.

Verdict - Rubbish

13. Vanilla Ice - Play That Funky Music


Proof that Vanilla Ice wasn't a one hit wonder. In fact "Ice Ice Baby" was originally the b-side to this single when first released and this was a re-issue following the success of "Ice Ice Baby". I can understand why "Ice Ice Baby" was more successful, and I don't like it.

Verdict - Rubbish

12. The Source - You Got The Love


There's been lots of versions of this record over the years. This isn't the original, but was the first version to make the Top 40. My personal favourite is the 1997 version, but this ones good too.

Verdict - Good

11. Rick Astley - Cry For Help


The Top 40 career of Rick Astley during the Stock Aitken and Waterman era lasted just 18 months, from August 1987 - February 1989. Therefore the 90s began with everyone wondering what happened to Rick Astley? Then at the start of 1991 we found out, he'd been busy growing his hair. His long hair made such an impression on me that the next time I went to the hairdressers I asked for a Rick Astley haircut. To the song then, it was by Rick Astley himself along with another musician who seemed to have disappeared with the 80s, Rob Fisher of Climie Fisher fame. The voice is the same, but musically it's a world away from the Stock Aitken and Waterman material and I quite like it. His final Top 40 hit, "Hopelessly", was the best one he did but sadly it won't feature in this series as it only made 33.

Verdict - Good

10. Kim Appleby - GLAD


Mel Appleby is on the credits of this one, therefore it must have been written in the 80s and I think you can tell. Whilst "Don't Worry" was a solid solo debut for Kim Appleby, this goes back to the Stock Aitken & Waterman type crap Mel & Kim were doing. The rapping from Aswads Brinsley Forde is also dreadful.

Verdict - Rubbish

9. Soho - Hippy Chick


I'd heard of the band Soho before I'd heard of the area of London with the same name. My memory of hearing this song for the first time is them performing it on Motormouth, though when searching for said performance I find nothing to suggest such a performance existed so might be wrong, but I do remember thinking good tune. A few years ago I bought their album when HMV in Oxford St was having it's closing down sale. For those who don't know London, the shop in question was just across the road from Soho.

Verdict - Good

8. EMF - I Believe


When I got my first British Hit Singles book, one thing I discovered was that the record which spent the most weeks at number one was "I Believe" by Frankie Laine in 1953. I wondered if it was the same song as this, unaware of just how different music was in the 50s. It was the 2nd Top 40 hit for EMF, I think it's better than their first hit "Unbelievable". Has more of a bounce to it.

Verdict - Good

7. Oleta Adams - Get Here


To me it's more of a pop record than anything innovative. After featuring on "Woman In Chains" by Tears for Fears, this was the first solo Top 40 hit for Oleta Adams, a cover of a Brenda Russell song. It's surprisingly catchy for a slow number, but it's lacking in that something that's needed for it to be a good song.

Verdict - OK

6. Kylie Minogue - What Do I Have To Do


We are nearing the end of the Stock Aitken & Waterman era, but we're not quite done yet. Most Stock Aitken & Waterman compositions get rated as rubbish by me, and rightfully so. This one isn't bad though.

Verdict - OK

5. 2 In A Room - Wiggle It


This was my favourite song for about a week, quite possibly the week you're reading about now. 2 in a Room were on of the acts to play at the first ever Helter Skelter rave in 1989, with their big underground record at the time being "Somebody In the House Say Yeah!".

Verdict - Good

4. Praise - Only You


Sometimes when I think of a particular record, another one comes to mind immediately, normally it's 2 records that were out at the same time. In this case, the other record I associate this with is "Hippy Chick" by Soho. More often than not if I like one record, I like the other one too. In this case I do.

Verdict - Good

3. Nomad ft MC Mikee Freedom - (I Wanna Give You) Devotion


Here we have the first Top 40 composition for arguably the most successful British songwriter of the modern era, Steve Mac. These days he's co-writer on Ed Sheeran records amongst others. I don't blame him, he's presumably made a lot more money writing rubbish than he would have done making decent music like this. Ironically, this record reached it's peak the day Ed Sheeran was born.

Verdict - Good

2. KLF ft The Children Of The Revolution - 3AM Eternal


In 2003 I was in a pub on a visit to my home town and a bloke came up to me and said "you're the one who used to sing KLF and Queen at school aren't you?. Indeed I was, and this would have been the time I'd be singing it, some 12 years prior to that visit to the pub, it obviously had a lasting effect on some people. I think you know what my verdict on this tune will be.

Verdict - Good

1. Simpsons - Do The Bartman


This was my first introduction to The Simpsons, but I had no idea what it was all about. In those day's you could only get The Simpsons on Sky One, and I never had Sky at the time, neither did a lot of people. It wasn't until I went on holiday later on that year where Sky One was the only English channel in the hotel room, that I discovered The Simpsons was a TV show. It's a novelty song, which basically means crap, but intended to be crap. Its still crap though.

Verdict - Rubbish

If we give the records which were good 1 point each and those which were OK half a point, the final score is 18/30, or 60%. Slight dip on last week, but still decent.

Saturday 13 February 2021

UK Garage

 


It was 20 years ago this month that I was having a conversation with somebody about the inevitable death of UK Garage. In some ways it was a strange conversation to be having, UK Garage was massive at that point and we'd have 3 chart topping UK Garage records before the end of the year. But if you look at what happened beyond 2001, we were pretty accurate with our prediction.

Back in the mid-90s, there were a lot of people who were into house and garage. If you were to ask them what the difference between house and garage was, many of them wouldn't know the answer. It was generally accepted that a given tune would fit the house and garage category. Back in the 80s when the 2 genres first came about, if it was from Chicago it was house and if it was from New York it was garage due to the names of the clubs to play those genres i.e. Warehouse in Chicago and Paradise Garage in New York.

Then at the beginning of 1997 an Armand Van Helden remix of "Professional Widow" by Tori Amos topped the charts and everyone was talking about speed garage. The ironic thing about speed garage was that it wasn't very fast. The term lasted until around mid-98, by which point big beat had become the big genre in the dance music world alongside house.

In the underground rave scene, the divide between happy hardcore and drum & bass had widened to the point where having both genres at the same rave wasn't making much sense. Instead you had events like Hysteria who would have drum & bass in the main arena and garage in the second room. 

Going into 1999, garage barely got a mention commercially. The term house and garage had been replaced by house and trance. In-fact on the Kiss Ibiza 99 compilation you have a house disc and a trance disc and "Straight From the Heart" by Doolally, a UK Garage tune appears on the house disc.

Meanwhile multi arena raves such as Slammin Vinyl and United Dance had UK Garage arenas with DJs such as Timmi Magic, Mikee B, Spoony, EZ, Jason Kaye, Mike 'Ruffcut' Lloyd and Pied Piper playing in them.

Commercially there was a garage number one in "Sweet Like Chocolate" which was more novelty record done in a garage style than a proper garage record in my book. Aside from this, a couple of hits from Da Click and a re-issue of "Straight From The Heart", there were no other garage records in the charts for most of the year. 

At the end of the year came "Re-Rewind" by Artful Dodger, "A Little Bit Of Luck" by DJ Luck & MC Neat and "Buddy X 99" by The Dreem Team. 

Suddenly UK Garage was massive. The Dreem Team aka Timmi Magic, Mikee B and Spoony had a show on Radio 1. The DJs who'd play at Slammin Vinyl were now on the TV. We had Posh Spice make her solo debut with a garage record. There was seemingly no underground anymore, what you'd hear in a Slammin Vinyl set was more or less the same as what you'd hear on the radio.

On a personal level I'd well and truly jumped on the bandwagon myself. I bought both the hardcore and garage tapepacks from Slammin Vinyl in September 2000. I listened to the garage tapes all the time but barely listened to the hardcore ones. I received the Artful Dodger album as a Christmas present that year.

At the beginning of 2001 there were 3 UK Garage hits which amongst other factors made me question the future of UK Garage. They were "Why" by Mis-Teeq, "Falling" by Boom! and "Boom Selection" by Genius Cru.

I like Mis-Teeq and have their debut album. But this was an R&B group using garage to launch themselves and it was almost inevitable there would come a point they would revert back to R&B, which they did. Boom! were a manufactured pop group and the record was abysmal, exactly the sort of thing to alienate those genuinely into garage. Genius Cru were a bunch of MCs and this record was indicative of the direction garage was going in.

Some of the garage DJs had been around for years long before UK Garage became a thing. Mikee B and Jason Kaye were part of early 90s rave act Top Buzz, Grant Nelson used to produce happy hardcore as Wishdokta, DJ Zinc was still a big name in drum & bass, Trick or Treat were happy hardcore DJs SY and Unknown. Furthermore, The Dreem Teams Radio 1 show wasn't just garage, 

All these factors combined led me to believe that garage maybe had another year. It became too big too quickly. At the same time, the garage arena wasn't a happy place to be. I think the last time I was in a garage room was at Slammin Vinyl in February 2001, the last time it featured the genre. It just felt like it could kick off any minute, it didn't but many garage events did attract violence.

Then we had the So Solid Crew, a group with something like 36 members and heavily associated with violence. The whole thing seemed a joke, MCs were nothing new to garage but tended to be one person MCing for a DJ not 20 MCs on a single record. 

The last proper Pure Garage compilation came out at the end of 2001. 2002 began with Daniel Bedingfield regaining the top spot with "Gotta Get Thru This" and So Solid Crew had their 3rd hit with "Haters". You could sense this was the beginning of the end though. After DJ Luck & MC Neat charted in May with "Irie" there was no garage in the Top 40 for the rest of the year.

Many of those big names in garage would continue to be successful in music. Dreem Team remained on Radio 1, some members of So Solid Crew had solo hits that weren't garage, Mis-Teeq went back to R&B.

There have been garage hits since then, even one this year. We also have the garage classical from Spoony. But the garage scene itself is long gone.

Thursday 11 February 2021

UK Charts Best Year Search: 1964

What's this all about?

Top 40

Best Song: Mary Wells - My Guy

Motown has arrived. Although it first came about in 1959, it wasn't until 1964 that it hit the UK Top 40. This was the first UK Top 40 hit from Motown and only one for Mary Wells. If anything it's a sign of great music to come as Motown produced lots of good records in the 60s and beyond.

Worst Song: Kenny Ball And His Jazzmen - Hello, Dolly!

There are 3 versions of this record in this Top 40. As well as this there were versions by Louis Armstrong and Frankie Vaughan. It's a song from a musical which is never a good thing in my book, but after hearing it for the 3rd time I was irritated by this more than any other record.

Top 40 Review

Now we're approaching the mid-60s with The Beatles and co now established, you would expect most 50s acts to be finished by now. However, 10 of the 40 records are by acts who were also present in the charts in the 50s. Furthermore we have the record "Dimples" by John Lee Hooker charting for the first time, but the record itself is from 1956. A further 5 records were by acts who debuted before The Beatles including the number one "It's Over" by Roy Orbison and 2 hits by Jim Reeves.

The Beatles themselves were in the Top 40 with "Ain't She Sweet" which was their only UK Top 40 hit of the 60s not to make the Top 10. This is because it was Polydor cashing in on the bands success rather than an official release from the band.

There were 9 records in the Top 40 by bands who fall under the beat category. In addition to The Beatles, from Liverpool we had The Swinging Blue Jeans, The Fourmost and The Mojos. From London we had Brian Poole & the Tremeloes and The Dave Clark Five. From Birmingham we have The Applejacks, from Manchester we had The Hollies and finally from Blackburn we had The Four Pennies.

Furthermore we had Cilla Black and Peter & Gordon in the charts who had both previously charted with Lennon/McCartney compositions.

The Rolling Stones were also in the charts with "It's All Over Now". It wouldn't be until the following year that they would start charting with songs they wrote themselves.

What we are most likely seeing here is the charts not truly reflecting the history books. The older acts were perhaps no longer cool but enough of the older people were buying their records to keep them having hits.

As expected the score for 1964 is higher than in 1963, but only just.

Score: 13.5

Table

1964 now tops the table but again I don't expect it to stay there too long, particularly with more Motown records on the way:



Tuesday 9 February 2021

UK Number 40s: Late Show - Bristol Stomp (1979)

 


The Late Show were a band who were too obscure to have their own Wikipedia page. I couldn't find much about them on the internet, but what I found was they were a short lived British rock n roll retro group.

The title would suggest the group are trying to glamorize a British city with an American sounding tune. But it's actually a cover of a 1961 song by the Dovells who were an American group. The Bristol they are singing about is a suburb of Philadelphia as opposed to the UK city.

This would be the only Top 40 hit for the group. One of the members went on to become a teacher and it's probably safe to assume the rest of them went back to the day job too.

Sunday 7 February 2021

Top 30 in 1991 Reviewed - Week 6

Here's my weekly look at the Top 30 from 30 years ago. The plan is for these posts to go out at 17:30 on a Sunday.

Here is the Top 40 in full.

Obviously some of the records will be the same as last week so therefore the review will be the same for these. I've indicated which ones are new so you can skip the others if you read last weeks post.

Once again my opinions are inevitably going to differ from other people, but I'm not trying to convince anyone something is good or rubbish, I'm simply giving my opinion.

So this is the top 30 from this week in 1991 with my verdict on each record:

30. Chris Isaak - Blue Hotel (New)


His first hit was all about the video. This time he has a pretty ordinary video, so the attention is now on the music itself. To be fair, it's a stronger record than "Wicked Game" in my opinion, but I still don't like it.

Verdict - Rubbish

29. The Farm - All Together Now


One could argue this is a Christmas song. It was to do with the Christmas truce during the First World War. This is one of those tunes that I like which also has a happy hardcore version that I like, "Together In Wonderland" by Charly Lownoise & Mental Theo, and I like playing them back to back.

Verdict - Good

28. Belinda Carlisle - Summer Rain


The 5th and final Top 40 hit from her "Runaway Horses" and the only one of the 5 not written by Rick Nowels and Ellen Shipley, instead it was written by Robbie Seidman and Maria Vidal. Whilst it's clearly a Belinda Carlisle song, I think you can tell the songwriters are different. It's not bad.

Verdict - OK

27. Mark Summers - Summers Magic (New)


Mixmag famously came up with the headline "Did Charly Kill Rave?", in reference to the Prodigy record and the "Toytown Techno" that followed, i.e. sample of children's programming in rave music. What they failed to acknowledge is this record, which samples The Magic Roundabout, came out some 6 months before "Charly". I'm not going to fault this record though, I like it.

Verdict - Good

26. Bill Medley And Jennifer Warnes - (I've Had) The Time Of My Life


The Righteous Brothers revival continues, sort of. This song re-entered the charts after "Dirty Dancing", this film in which this appears, was shown on British TV for the first time. Whilst I like the Righteous Brothers song, this non-Righteous Brothers effort from Bill Medley is shit. The fact it's played in every cheesy bar/club probably doesn't help, but after several beers it still sounds shit.

Verdict - Rubbish

25. Gloria Estefan - Coming Out Of The Dark


Gloria Estefan probably has the most 90s hits that I don't remember and this was the first of them. It was written following her tour bus crash the previous year and was co-written by a then unknown Jon Secada. Aside from it's low charting position, I'd say I don't remember this because it's not very memorable.

Verdict - Rubbish

24. Kenny Thomas - Outstanding (New)


The debut from Kenny Thomas, who's had more Top 40 hits than you'd think and had a chart career beyond 1991. It's a cover of the Gap Band record and sounds inferior to the original in every way, like most British covers of American Soul & Funk records. That said, I don't mind it.

Verdict - OK

23. Mixmasters - The Night Fever Megamix (New)


This is basically a bunch of songs from "Saturday Night Fever", predominantly Bee Gees ones, given a 90s make over in a megamix. Probably worked in the clubs, but not my cup of tea.

Verdict - Rubbish

22. The Source - You Got The Love (New)


There's been lots of versions of this record over the years. This isn't the original, but was the first version to make the Top 40. My personal favourite is the 1997 version, but this ones good too.

Verdict - Good

21. Kim Appleby - GLAD (New)


Mel Appleby is on the credits of this one, therefore it must have been written in the 80s and I think you can tell. Whilst "Don't Worry" was a solid solo debut for Kim Appleby, this goes back to the Stock Aitken & Waterman type crap Mel & Kim were doing. The rapping from Aswads Brinsley Forde is also dreadful.

Verdict - Rubbish

20. Ralph Tresvant - Sensitivity


The only solo Top 40 hit for New Edition singer Ralph Tresvant which was written by Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis. This reminds my of an early 90s pure swing album I have which it's on (swing meaning new jack swing). I went through a period of listening to it in my car a lot. As you've probably guessed then, I like this tune.

Verdict - Good

19. Off-Shore - I Can't Take The Power


When I first got into rave in the mid-90s, one of the big anthems was "SMD 3" by SMD aka Slipmatt. The was based on a sample of the piano riff of this tune. It's a good riff and both tunes are good.

Verdict - Good

18. A Tribe Called Quest - Can I Kick It?


I like A Trible Called Quest. They were more influential to the rap scene than they're really given credit for. That's perhaps to do with the fact that to most people, this was the only record they did. It's not a bad record, but it doesn't really showcase the influence they had. To me it's more of a pop record than anything innovative.

Verdict - OK

17. New Kids On The Block - Games (New)


I had been barely over a year since the UK were introduced to American boy band New Kids On The Block. In this song though they seem to think they're gangsta rappers. It's the inevitable moment where the boy band wants to shed it's boy band image. It didn't really work though, this was their first hit not to make the Top 10. Although they had one more Top 10 hit left, they never really recovered from a chart perspective.

Verdict - Rubbish

16. Robert Palmer - Mercy Mercy Me/I Want You


A medley of 2 Marvin Gaye songs, neither of which were Top 40 hits for Marvin Gaye himself. Having not been born when the originals were out, this was the first version I heard. On that basis I tend to think of this as being a Robert Palmer song even though I do know the Marvin Gaye versions. I guess also because Robert Palmer made it his own rather than sounding like a karaoke singer.

Verdict - Good

15. Oleta Adams - Get Here


To me it's more of a pop record than anything innovative. After featuring on "Woman In Chains" by Tears for Fears, this was the first solo Top 40 hit for Oleta Adams, a cover of a Brenda Russell song. It's surprisingly catchy for a slow number, but it's lacking in that something that's needed for it to be a good song.

Verdict - OK

14. C&C Music Factory ft Freedom Williams - Gonna Make You Sweat


When it comes to dance anthems you have those which are genuine classics and those which were just cheesy commercial crap. I place this one in the latter category, I've never been a fan of C&C Music Factory. This is probably their best tune and I don't like it.

Verdict - Rubbish

13. Enigma - Sadeness Part 1


When it comes to 90s number ones I can tell you something that was going on in my life at the time for the vast majority of them. This one though completely passed my by and I've only recently figured out why. I spend pretty much the whole of January 1991 ill in bed so therefore wasn't able to follow what was going on in the charts. As for the tune, not really the sort of record you'd expect to get to number one, or even in the charts for that matter which is a compliment.

Verdict - Good

12. Queen - Innuendo


A number of years ago I was hosting a music quiz. One of the rounds was 90s number ones which featured this record. Following the quiz, one of the participants said it was hard and gave including an obscure Queen song as an example of it being hard. This was one of just three Queen number ones during Freddie Mercury's lifetime, so shouldn't be that obscure. Maybe it's obscurity is a good thing though. It has the same idea as "Bohemian Rhapsody", but is miles better in my opinion. That could be in part to do with the fact it hasn't been played to death since.

Verdict - Good

11. Seal - Crazy


This is the song that taught many people that Seal isn't Adamski. It was the official beginning of Seals Top 40 career, whereas Adamski's had already ended. I have Seals self titled debut album on which this appears, it's a good album.

Verdict - Good

10. Vanilla Ice - Play That Funky Music


Proof that Vanilla Ice wasn't a one hit wonder. In fact "Ice Ice Baby" was originally the b-side to this single when first released and this was a re-issue following the success of "Ice Ice Baby". I can understand why "Ice Ice Baby" was more successful, and I don't like it.

Verdict - Rubbish

9. Rick Astley - Cry For Help


The Top 40 career of Rick Astley during the Stock Aitken and Waterman era lasted just 18 months, from August 1987 - February 1989. Therefore the 90s began with everyone wondering what happened to Rick Astley? Then at the start of 1991 we found out, he'd been busy growing his hair. His long hair made such an impression on me that the next time I went to the hairdressers I asked for a Rick Astley haircut. To the song then, it was by Rick Astley himself along with another musician who seemed to have disappeared with the 80s, Rob Fisher of Climie Fisher fame. The voice is the same, but musically it's a world away from the Stock Aitken and Waterman material and I quite like it. His final Top 40 hit, "Hopelessly", was the best one he did but sadly it won't feature in this series as it only made 33.

Verdict - Good

8. Soho - Hippy Chick


I'd heard of the band Soho before I'd heard of the area of London with the same name. My memory of hearing this song for the first time is them performing it on Motormouth, though when searching for said performance I find nothing to suggest such a performance existed so might be wrong, but I do remember thinking good tune. A few years ago I bought their album when HMV in Oxford St was having it's closing down sale. For those who don't know London, the shop in question was just across the road from Soho.

Verdict - Good

7. Kylie Minogue - What Do I Have To Do


We are nearing the end of the Stock Aitken & Waterman era, but we're not quite done yet. Most Stock Aitken & Waterman compositions get rated as rubbish by me, and rightfully so. This one isn't bad though.

Verdict - OK

6. EMF - I Believe


When I got my first British Hit Singles book, one thing I discovered was that the record which spent the most weeks at number one was "I Believe" by Frankie Laine in 1953. I wondered if it was the same song as this, unaware of just how different music was in the 50s. It was the 2nd Top 40 hit for EMF, I think it's better than their first hit "Unbelievable". Has more of a bounce to it.

Verdict - Good

5. Praise - Only You


Sometimes when I think of a particular record, another one comes to mind immediately, normally it's 2 records that were out at the same time. In this case, the other record I associate this with is "Hippy Chick" by Soho. More often than not if I like one record, I like the other one too. In this case I do.

Verdict - Good

4. Nomad ft MC Mikee Freedom - (I Wanna Give You) Devotion


Here we have the first Top 40 composition for arguably the most successful British songwriter of the modern era, Steve Mac. These days he's co-writer on Ed Sheeran records amongst others. I don't blame him, he's presumably made a lot more money writing rubbish than he would have done making decent music like this. Ironically, this record reached it's peak the day Ed Sheeran was born.

Verdict - Good

3. 2 In A Room - Wiggle It


This was my favourite song for about a week, quite possibly the week you're reading about now. 2 in a Room were on of the acts to play at the first ever Helter Skelter rave in 1989, with their big underground record at the time being "Somebody In the House Say Yeah!".

Verdict - Good

2. Simpsons - Do The Bartman


This was my first introduction to The Simpsons, but I had no idea what it was all about. In those day's you could only get The Simpsons on Sky One, and I never had Sky at the time, neither did a lot of people. It wasn't until I went on holiday later on that year where Sky One was the only English channel in the hotel room, that I discovered The Simpsons was a TV show. It's a novelty song, which basically means crap, but intended to be crap. Its still crap though.

Verdict - Rubbish

1. KLF ft The Children Of The Revolution - 3AM Eternal


In 2003 I was in a pub on a visit to my home town and a bloke came up to me and said "you're the one who used to sing KLF and Queen at school aren't you?. Indeed I was, and this would have been the time I'd be singing it, some 12 years prior to that visit to the pub, it obviously had a lasting effect on some people. I think you know what my verdict on this tune will be.

Verdict - Good

If we give the records which were good 1 point each and those which were OK half a point, the final score is 18.5/30, or 62%. It keeps getting better.