Tuesday 29 September 2020

UK Number 40s: Fleetwood Mac - Say You Love Me (1976)


It's not unusual for a well known act to score a number 40. Last week we had the 57th number 40 and 22nd act to have also had a number one, so far. You could say these have generally been more obscure records from the acts in question.

This week we have the 58th number 40 and 23rd act to also have a number one. This time though, it's not an obscure record at all. In fact I'd say this is the best known number 40 to feature so far. Why the low chart position then?

Fleetwood Mac are often said to be 2 different bands, the Peter Green one from the late 60s and the Stevie Nicks/Lindsey Buckingham one from the late 70s onwards. The fact the first albums from each era of the band are self titled helps that argument.

This was the only Top 40 hit from that self titled debut album from the Stevie Nicks/Lindsey Buckingham era. At this point Fleetwood Mac hadn't been in the singles or albums chart with any new material since 1970, the year Peter Green left the band.

The first 3 singles from the album failed to chart, so the fact this the 4th single made the charts at all may be considered a success. Furthermore, the album was released in July 1975 and this single wasn't released until September 1976 and finally charted at the end of November. It was also November when the album charted for the first time.

It was much more successful in America though, the single made number 11 and the album topped the charts.

We all know what happened next with Fleetwood Mac, with the release of the "Rumours" album. What perhaps isn't common knowledge is that the singles from "Rumours" didn't chart very well, with "Dreams" being the highest charting of those at 24.

Sunday 27 September 2020

Top 30 in 1990 Reviewed - Week 39

Here's my weekly look at the Top 30 from 30 years ago. The plan is for these posts to go out at 17:30 on a Sunday.

Here is the Top 40 in full.

Obviously some of the records will be the same as last week so therefore the review will be the same for these. I've indicated which ones are new so you can skip the others if you read last weeks post.

Once again my opinions are inevitably going to differ from other people, but I'm not trying to convince anyone something is good or rubbish, I'm simply giving my opinion.

So this is the top 30 from this week in 1990 with my verdict on each record:

30. New Kids On The Block - Tonight


I thought I was mishearing the lyrics at the time. I was hearing "Hangin Tough" and "The Right Stuff" but I've never been good at making out lyrics so thought I was only hearing those words because of their other hits. Turns out I wasn't mishearing, they are quoting the titles of their other songs. It's the sort of thing you might expect when a group has been around a long time, but it had only been 9 months since they first hit the Top 40. In reality though they formed in 1984 and were now on their 4th album. I don't actually mind this record though.

Verdict - OK

29. The Wedding Present - Three Songs (EP) (New)


The lead song from the EP is a cover of "Make Me Smile (Come Up and See Me)". I don't think I've actually heard this in 30 years, my memories of The Wedding Present are of their music being pretty dull, but this actually isn't bad.

Verdict - OK

28. Depeche Mode - World In My Eyes (New)


The 4th and final single from the "Violator" album. This is band member Andy Fletcher's favourite. It's not my favourite, but I still like it.

Verdict - Good

27. Loose Ends - Don't Be A Fool


We are nearing the end of Loose Ends career here. The only original member that remained was Carl McIntosh and this was the first single on what turned out to be their final album "Look How Long". It's said the other members left because Carl McIntosh wanted to experiment. I would say basically he was adapting the sound to be more similar to what plenty of other music acts were doing around this time, which is no bad thing.

Verdict - Good

26. Caron Wheeler - Livin' In The Light


After singing for Soul ii Soul, here is Caron Wheeler beginning her solo career. I've not heard this for a long time, but remember it sounding like Soul ii Soul. It doesn't really though, it wouldn't be out of the ordinary for Soul ii Soul to make a record like this, but has a bit more funk to it than your average Soul ii Soul record. I quite like it.

Verdict - Good

25. Janet Jackson - Black Cat


The singles from "Janet Jackson's Rhythm Nation 1814" keep on coming. This is single number 6, and it isn't the last either. It is however the first of them not to be written by Jimmy Jam & Terry Lewis. This was written by Janet Jackson and produced by Jellybean. Proof that the writer/producer is often more important than the artist as this is crap.

Verdict - Rubbish

24. Megadeth - Holy Wars... The Punishment Due (New)


Despite this song starting at a fast pace, you are waiting for it to really start. When the singing begins the song doesn't really change much. Then it slows down, which is the opposite of what you want to happen. It does speed up again, but after nearly 5 minutes worth of song, but even then it never really gets going.

Verdict - Rubbish

23. Betty Boo - Where Are You Baby?


Not only did Betty Boo manage a 2nd solo single, but the 2nd single also did better than the 1st. I'm not sure how well remembered this is, but I certainly remember it. I also remember it being bloody awful, and my opinion hasn't changed.

Verdict - Rubbish

22. The Stone Roses - Fool's Gold / What The World Is Waiting For


The originally reached the Top 10 the previous year, but thanks to the popularity of The Stone Roses at the time it re-entered the charts. The best known of the 2 sides is "Fools Gold", which is also arguably the best known Stone Roses tune. It's distinctive, but pretty average in my opinion. The other side, "What The World Is Waiting For" is also pretty average.

Verdict - OK / OK

21. Monie Love ft True Image - It's A Shame (My Sister) (New)


My memories of Monie Love was that I found her irritating. Listening to this record again confirms that. I also remember her doing this particular tune, but don't remember it being as poor as it is.

Verdict - Rubbish

20. Bombalurina - Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini


The summer holidays had arrived, and that meant Wacaday would be on. This summer though we had a double dose of Timmy Mallett courtesy of this song. Bizarrely I always thought he seemed more serious in this song than he did on Wacaday. Anyway, as much as I liked Wacaday and Timmy Mallett, there's no denying this song is bloody awful.

Verdict - Rubbish

19. MC Tunes Vs 808 State - Tunes Splits The Atom (New)


It's the other Top 40 hit from MC Tunes vs 808 State. Perhaps not as catchy as "The Only Rhyme That Bites" but still a great tune.

Verdict - Good

18. INXS - Suicide Blonde


You know when you start the new year at school in September and you move to different classrooms, or in my case a different building, and you associate other things in your life with that change. Well this song is one of those things I associate with this. I loved INXS at the time and loved this song.

Verdict - Good

17. Mariah Carey - Vision Of Love


I've mentioned previously how dreadful I found the female solo pop singers from America during this era, but fortunately the likes of Tiffany, Debbie Gibson and Taylor Dayne were more or less yesterdays news by this point. Unfortunately America gave us another dreadful artist in Mariah Carey. Ok I'm not going to knock her singing ability, but her music is just abysmal.

Verdict - Rubbish

16. Bobby Vinton - Blue Velvet (New)


The 2nd Top 40 hit who's title is a colour followed by the word velvet and 2nd to making number two, following "Black Velvet" earlier on in the year. This song was written in 1950 and this version originally recorded in 1963, but it never made the UK Top 40. It's appearance in a Nivea advert prompted a re-release in 1990 and it finally charted. I'm not sure if I was aware it was an old song at the time, but I liked it.

Verdict - Good

15. The Cure - Never Enough (New)


I've often found that The Cure's music is better than it should be. The whole image they portray suggests their music should be noisy guitars and not much else, but then you hear some of their tunes and it's not like that at all. However, this one does sound more like what I would expect.

Verdict - Rubbish

14. Deacon Blue - Four Bacharach And David Songs (EP)


What I find somewhat baffling is that Deacon Blue were a band I particularly liked and this was their highest charting single, but it completely passed me by. The lead song from the EP is "I'll Never Fall In Love Again" and I had this on a compilation several years later.

Verdict - Good

13. AC/DC - Thunderstruck


I've never been a fan of AC/DC. To me, Brian Johnsons singing sounds like a cat being strangled. A lot of their songs sound the same as well, I remember for a period of time they kept playing AC/DC in HMV in Oxford St. I'm pretty sure this was one of the songs I kept hearing, but it could have been one of many.

Verdict - Rubbish

12. The Charlatans - Then


This was the 2nd Top 40 hit for The Charlatans. Whilst they started off with quite a catchy number, this and every other hit that followed is instantly forgettable.

Verdict - Rubbish

11. Twenty4Seven ft Captain Hollywood - I Can't Stand It


Captain Hollywood got his name after being based in Germany as a captain in the US Army. He formed Twenty4Seven with Dutch producer Ruud Van Rijen and this was their debut single. It's not a cheesy as your average euro dance tune.

Verdict - OK

10. Adamski - The Space Jungle


1990 had been a good year for Adamski so far. First came "N-R-G", then the number one "Killer". Then he follows it up with this, which is essentially a cover of "All Shook Up" by Elvis Presley. A different, far better version of this appears on his best of album, but this radio version is crap.

Verdict - Rubbish

9. Bass-O-Matic - Fascinating Rhythm


Long before William Orbit became a household name, he was charting with this. It was his only Top 40 hit as Bass-O-Matic, but probably the best Top 40 he's had under any name.

Verdict - Good

8. Snap! - Cult Of Snap!


Snap! have gone all tribal for this, their 3rd Top 40 single. What we basically have though is a cheesy euro dance number like "The Power", but not as catchy.

Verdict - Rubbish

7. KLF ft The Children Of The Revolution - What Time Is Love?


The first Top 40 hit for The KLF on paper, though they previously had a number one with "Doctorin the Tardis" as The Timelords. I absolutely loved The KLF at the time, still do. In fact when I first came across the fact music video's were uploaded to YouTube, The KLF were one of the first that I looked up.

Verdict - Good

6. The Farm - Groovy Train


Ever wondered what Suggs did between Madness and his solo career, well here's your answer. This was produced by Suggs along with Terry Farley. The Farm are probably best remembered for being the Madchester band from Liverpool. This was their debut Top 40 hit and was also on the first episode of "The Word". The early 90s have truly arrived now.

Verdict - Good

5. Iron Maiden - Holy Smoke


Just as we were getting used to a Bruce Dickinson solo career, here are Iron Maiden back with another record. The best thing about Iron Maidens music is the drums, and this one is no exception. At the start though there seems to be little to it other than the drums, but then at some point for some reason it seems to burst into life and becomes quite enjoyable.

Verdict - Good

4. Londonbeat - I've Been Thinking About You


Take 3 soul singers in their 40s, put them together with a guitarist to make dance music. That was basically the formula of Londonbeat. Amongst it's singers was Jimmy Helms who had a hit in the 70s with "Gonna Make You An Offer You Can't Refuse". It wasn't the debut hit for Londonbeat, but it was their most successful and best known. I was reminded of this tune on the music channels about 15 years ago and then saw their greatest hits in the record shop on offer, and bought it.

Verdict - Good

3. Deee-Lite - Groove Is In The Heart / What Is Love


The best known of this double a-side is of course "Groove Is In The Heart" which I've probably heard everyday since 1990, or at least that's how it feels. Despite it being played to death though and me being pretty sick of it by now, I still regard it as a good tune. The other side, "What Is Love", is one I never heard until one day I wondered how the other side of "Groove Is In The Heart" sounds like and found out. Perhaps because I've only ever listened to it of my own accord, I actually prefer this tune.

Verdict - Good / Good

2. The Steve Miller Band - The Joker


This was never a Top 40 hit back in 1973 when it was an American number one. Thanks to it's appearance in a Levi's advert it became a UK number one in 1990. This is best remembered for its wolf whistle on the guitar, but on a personal level I remember annoying my teacher by singing it in class at school.

Verdict - Good

1. Maria McKee - Show Me Heaven


Confession time. At the time I thought Maria McKee and Mariah Carey were the same person, either I thought this song was by Mariah Carey or I thought Maria McKee did "Vision Of Love". Both were ballads and their names are similar(ish) and both were not well known prior to these records. I do feel I was being a bit harsh on Maria McKee though, this is nowhere near as dreary as your average Mariah Carey record. I wasn't keen on it at the time, but have got to like it more thanks to the Happy Hardcore versions a few years later. I don't like it that much though.

Verdict - OK

If we give the records which were good 1 point each and those which were OK half a point, the final score is 16.5/30, or 55%. Still seems quite typical 1990.

Saturday 26 September 2020

EDM in the charts - September 2020

A year ago I made a post questioning whether the era of EDM is over, citing the dwindling number of EDM Top 40 hits and the lack of Calvin Harris and David Guetta in the charts as the reason.

I thought it would be interesting to see what's happened in the year since. 

By my reckoning we've had 20 Top 40 hits you could put under the EDM banner over the past year. The first 4 of these came in the remainder of 2019. This included a Jax Jones hit that appeared on Christmas Top of the Pops.

None of the new entries in January this year were EDM and we had a solitary one in February from Joel Corry, who's apparently a fitness instructor and TV personality as well as a DJ. Then in March we had Jax Jones no doubt secure his place on this years Christmas Top of the Pops with the hit "Tequila" and then newcomer had a hit with an EDM cover of "Flowers" by Sweet Female Attitude.

By the end of April, a third of the way through the year, there had only been 3 EDM Top 40 hits. Then May gave us 3 more. By the end of June we were up to 7, but then July gave us a further 6 which included the number one hit "Head and Heart" by Joel Corry. 

In September we saw Calvin Harris return to the Top 40 for the first time since January last year. However, this was with an R&B record rather than EDM. In the same month David Guetta had a single out, but this failed to make the Top 40.

One has to go back to the 80s for the last time we had 20 or less dance records in the Top 40 over a given year when it was only just getting started. Even before EDM was a thing and mainstream dance music popularity was in decline we would still have more that 20 Top 40 hits that were dance. 

However, what we have to bear in mind is that we don't have the quantity of Top 40 hits overall that we used to have. Also, if we look at R&B, the genre Calvin Harris turned to with his latest hit, in the Top 40 over the past year we only have 9, so far less than EDM.

If you've been following my Top 40 leaderboard posts you'll know that the Top 40 these days is dominated by rap music. Between 2014-2016 we had less than 20 Top 40 hits each year that were rap.

The 2nd biggest genre in terms of number of hits in the past year is pop, which isn't really a genre as such more a generic term for popular music that doesn't fit a genre. The 3rd biggest is EDM.

It's not really dying then, it's just rap is much more popular. What will happen over the next year?

Thursday 24 September 2020

The Top 40 Leaderboard: Week 38

What's this all about?

KSI moves up to joint second this week with his 6th Top 40 hit of the year.

Both new entries this week are rap bringing the total for the year to 92/174, or 53%.







Tuesday 22 September 2020

UK Number 40s: Rubettes - Under One Roof (1976)


The Rubettes are a band that seem to have a lot of popmaster questions about them. Apart from that they aren't a band you hear too much about these days.

They were a band put together in 1973 by Wayne Bickerton and Tony Waddington. Their debut hit came in 1974 with "Sugar Baby Love" which gave them their first and only number one. Although there were songwriters in the band, their first 6 Top 40 hits were all written by Wayne Bickerton and Tony Waddington.

Their final 3 hits though were written by members of the band after they decided make more serious music. This was their penultimate hit which was written by John Richardson and Alan Williams.

Although their popularity was perhaps in decline by this point, another factor as to why this only made number 40 was because it got banned. The reason it got banned is because it tells the story of a gay man who was disowned and murdered by his father.

Whilst sales of this particular record may have suffered as a result of it's ban, it may have helped the band score a Top 10 with their final hit "Baby I Know" a few months later.

The band continue to play these days, though there are 3 different versions at the time of writing, The Rubettes featuring Alan Williams, The Rubettes featuring Bill Hurd and The Rubettes featuring John, Mick & Steve.

Sunday 20 September 2020

Top 30 in 1990 Reviewed - Week 38

Here's my first weekly look at the Top 30 from 30 years ago. The plan is for these posts to go out at 17:30 on a Sunday.

Here is the Top 40 in full.

Obviously some of the records will be the same as last week so therefore the review will be the same for these. I've indicated which ones are new so you can skip the others if you read last weeks post.

Once again my opinions are inevitably going to differ from other people, but I'm not trying to convince anyone something is good or rubbish, I'm simply giving my opinion.

So this is the top 30 from this week in 1990 with my verdict on each record:

30. Roxette - Listen To Your Heart / Dangerous


In 1995 there was a Happy Hardcore tune called "Smile, Fuck Up" by DJ Psycangle which sampled the first verse of this. A year or so later I heard "Listen To Your Heart" for probably the first time since 1990 and that's when I realised it was the song "Smile, Fuck Up" sampled. Of course, this song has it's similarities to "Alone" by Heart, and the title suggests that's where they may have got their inspiration from. It doesn't matter though, both are good songs. The other side, "Dangerous" is one I never remember hearing at the time. It's not as good, but I still like it.

Verdict - Good / Good

29. George Michael - Praying For Time


George Michael has always been one of those artists I've never got what all the fuss was about. At the same time though, I can't really fault his music, he's actually had records I quite like. I don't like this one enough to consider it good, but it's alright though.

Verdict - OK

28. Twenty4Seven ft Captain Hollywood - I Can't Stand It (New)


Captain Hollywood got his name after being based in Germany as a captain in the US Army. He formed Twenty4Seven with Dutch producer Ruud Van Rijen and this was their debut single. It's not a cheesy as your average euro dance tune.

Verdict - OK

27. Talk Talk - Life's What You Make It


After finally charting with "It's My Life" earlier on in the year which became their highest charting hit, Talk Talk re-released "Life's What You Make It". It didn't do as well as the original release though. I think they could have chosen a better record to re-release such as "Today", but this isn't bad.

Verdict - OK

26. Blue Pearl - Naked In The Rain


Here we have the bass player from an 80s band making a name for himself in the dance music world. It isn't Norman Cook though, it's Youth, formerly of Killing Joke. This reminds me of a school trip I went on to the Science Museum around this time. Not sure why, maybe it came on the radio on the bus. Anyway, good tune.

Verdict - Good

25. Faith No More - Epic


Believe it or not, Faith No More were a one hit wonder in their native America and this was their only hit there. That explains why this is perhaps the best known Faith No More song despite it being nowhere near their highest charting single. It was their debut Top 40 single at the beginning of the year reaching 37, but did better on this re-issue. Probably the first funk/rock crossover record I heard, and I like it.

Verdict - Good

24. Jason Donovan - Rhythm Of The Rain


After his previous single "Another Night" failed to reach the Top 10, Jason Donovan managed to return to the Top 10 with this cover of the Cascades song. Quite predictably, it's a pretty poor cover.

Verdict - Rubbish

23. The Stone Roses - Fool's Gold / What The World Is Waiting For (New)


The originally reached the Top 10 the previous year, but thanks to the popularity of The Stone Roses at the time it re-entered the charts. The best known of the 2 sides is "Fools Gold", which is also arguably the best known Stone Roses tune. It's distinctive, but pretty average in my opinion. The other side, "What The World Is Waiting For" is also pretty average.

Verdict - OK / OK

22. Sonia - End Of The World


This had been the lowest charting hit for Sonia to date, but if you were to ask me to name a Sonia record that isn't "You'll Never Stop Me Loving You" then this would be it. She was singing about the end of the world, but it was also the end of her Stock Aitken & Waterman career. Unfortunately it wasn't the end of her Top 40 career.

Verdict - Rubbish

21. Snap! - Cult Of Snap! (New)


Snap! have gone all tribal for this, their 3rd Top 40 single. What we basically have though is a cheesy euro dance number like "The Power", but not as catchy.

Verdict - Rubbish

20. New Kids On The Block - Tonight


I thought I was mishearing the lyrics at the time. I was hearing "Hangin Tough" and "The Right Stuff" but I've never been good at making out lyrics so thought I was only hearing those words because of their other hits. Turns out I wasn't mishearing, they are quoting the titles of their other songs. It's the sort of thing you might expect when a group has been around a long time, but it had only been 9 months since they first hit the Top 40. In reality though they formed in 1984 and were now on their 4th album. I don't actually mind this record though.

Verdict - OK

19. The Charlatans - Then (New)


This was the 2nd Top 40 hit for The Charlatans. Whilst they started off with quite a catchy number, this and every other hit that followed is instantly forgettable.

Verdict - Rubbish

18. Caron Wheeler - Livin' In The Light


After singing for Soul ii Soul, here is Caron Wheeler beginning her solo career. I've not heard this for a long time, but remember it sounding like Soul ii Soul. It doesn't really though, it wouldn't be out of the ordinary for Soul ii Soul to make a record like this, but has a bit more funk to it than your average Soul ii Soul record. I quite like it.

Verdict - Good

17. Loose Ends - Don't Be A Fool


We are nearing the end of Loose Ends career here. The only original member that remained was Carl McIntosh and this was the first single on what turned out to be their final album "Look How Long". It's said the other members left because Carl McIntosh wanted to experiment. I would say basically he was adapting the sound to be more similar to what plenty of other music acts were doing around this time, which is no bad thing.

Verdict - Good

16. AC/DC - Thunderstruck (New)


I've never been a fan of AC/DC. To me, Brian Johnsons singing sounds like a cat being strangled. A lot of their songs sound the same as well, I remember for a period of time they kept playing AC/DC in HMV in Oxford St. I'm pretty sure this was one of the songs I kept hearing, but it could have been one of many.

Verdict - Rubbish

15. Janet Jackson - Black Cat


The singles from "Janet Jackson's Rhythm Nation 1814" keep on coming. This is single number 6, and it isn't the last either. It is however the first of them not to be written by Jimmy Jam & Terry Lewis. This was written by Janet Jackson and produced by Jellybean. Proof that the writer/producer is often more important than the artist as this is crap.

Verdict - Rubbish

14. Bass-O-Matic - Fascinating Rhythm


Long before William Orbit became a household name, he was charting with this. It was his only Top 40 hit as Bass-O-Matic, but probably the best Top 40 he's had under any name.

Verdict - Good

13. Betty Boo - Where Are You Baby?


Not only did Betty Boo manage a 2nd solo single, but the 2nd single also did better than the 1st. I'm not sure how well remembered this is, but I certainly remember it. I also remember it being bloody awful, and my opinion hasn't changed.

Verdict - Rubbish

12. Londonbeat - I've Been Thinking About You


Take 3 soul singers in their 40s, put them together with a guitarist to make dance music. That was basically the formula of Londonbeat. Amongst it's singers was Jimmy Helms who had a hit in the 70s with "Gonna Make You An Offer You Can't Refuse". It wasn't the debut hit for Londonbeat, but it was their most successful and best known. I was reminded of this tune on the music channels about 15 years ago and then saw their greatest hits in the record shop on offer, and bought it.

Verdict - Good

11. INXS - Suicide Blonde


You know when you start the new year at school in September and you move to different classrooms, or in my case a different building, and you associate other things in your life with that change. Well this song is one of those things I associate with this. I loved INXS at the time and loved this song.

Verdict - Good

10. Mariah Carey - Vision Of Love


I've mentioned previously how dreadful I found the female solo pop singers from America during this era, but fortunately the likes of Tiffany, Debbie Gibson and Taylor Dayne were more or less yesterdays news by this point. Unfortunately America gave us another dreadful artist in Mariah Carey. Ok I'm not going to knock her singing ability, but her music is just abysmal.

Verdict - Rubbish

9. The Farm - Groovy Train


Ever wondered what Suggs did between Madness and his solo career, well here's your answer. This was produced by Suggs along with Terry Farley. The Farm are probably best remembered for being the Madchester band from Liverpool. This was their debut Top 40 hit and was also on the first episode of "The Word". The early 90s have truly arrived now.

Verdict - Good

8. Adamski - The Space Jungle


1990 had been a good year for Adamski so far. First came "N-R-G", then the number one "Killer". Then he follows it up with this, which is essentially a cover of "All Shook Up" by Elvis Presley. A different, far better version of this appears on his best of album, but this radio version is crap.

Verdict - Rubbish

7. Bombalurina - Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini


The summer holidays had arrived, and that meant Wacaday would be on. This summer though we had a double dose of Timmy Mallett courtesy of this song. Bizarrely I always thought he seemed more serious in this song than he did on Wacaday. Anyway, as much as I liked Wacaday and Timmy Mallett, there's no denying this song is bloody awful.

Verdict - Rubbish

6. KLF ft The Children Of The Revolution - What Time Is Love?


The first Top 40 hit for The KLF on paper, though they previously had a number one with "Doctorin the Tardis" as The Timelords. I absolutely loved The KLF at the time, still do. In fact when I first came across the fact music video's were uploaded to YouTube, The KLF were one of the first that I looked up.

Verdict - Good

5. Deacon Blue - Four Bacharach And David Songs (EP)


What I find somewhat baffling is that Deacon Blue were a band I particularly liked and this was their highest charting single, but it completely passed me by. The lead song from the EP is "I'll Never Fall In Love Again" and I had this on a compilation several years later.

Verdict - Good

4. Maria McKee - Show Me Heaven


Confession time. At the time I thought Maria McKee and Mariah Carey were the same person, either I thought this song was by Mariah Carey or I thought Maria McKee did "Vision Of Love". Both were ballads and their names are similar(ish) and both were not well known prior to these records. I do feel I was being a bit harsh on Maria McKee though, this is nowhere near as dreary as your average Mariah Carey record. I wasn't keen on it at the time, but have got to like it more thanks to the Happy Hardcore versions a few years later. I don't like it that much though.

Verdict - OK

3. Iron Maiden - Holy Smoke (New)


Just as we were getting used to a Bruce Dickinson solo career, here are Iron Maiden back with another record. The best thing about Iron Maidens music is the drums, and this one is no exception. At the start though there seems to be little to it other than the drums, but then at some point for some reason it seems to burst into life and becomes quite enjoyable.

Verdict - Good

2. Deee-Lite - Groove Is In The Heart / What Is Love


The best known of this double a-side is of course "Groove Is In The Heart" which I've probably heard everyday since 1990, or at least that's how it feels. Despite it being played to death though and me being pretty sick of it by now, I still regard it as a good tune. The other side, "What Is Love", is one I never heard until one day I wondered how the other side of "Groove Is In The Heart" sounds like and found out. Perhaps because I've only ever listened to it of my own accord, I actually prefer this tune.

Verdict - Good / Good

1. The Steve Miller Band - The Joker


This was never a Top 40 hit back in 1973 when it was an American number one. Thanks to it's appearance in a Levi's advert it became a UK number one in 1990. This is best remembered for its wolf whistle on the guitar, but on a personal level I remember annoying my teacher by singing it in class at school.

Verdict - Good

If we give the records which were good 1 point each and those which were OK half a point, the final score is 17/30, or 57%. Seems quite typical 1990.

Thursday 17 September 2020

The Top 40 Leaderboard: Week 37

What's this all about?

No change to the leaderboard this week

Just 1 of the 4 new entries this week are rap bringing the total for the year to 90/172, or 52%.

ArtistNo. of Hits
Drake8
Juice Wrld6
KSI5
D-Block Europe5
J Hus4
Justin Bieber4
Lady Gaga4
Aitch4
Pop Smoke4
Dua Lipa4
AJ Tracey4
Weeknd4
Eminem3
Skepta3
Roddy Ricch3
Tion Wayne3
M Huncho3
Halsey3
Taylor Swift3
Stormzy3
24KGOLDN3
Mabel3
Blackpink3

Tuesday 15 September 2020

UK Number 40s: Donna Summer - Could It Be Magic (1976)


The highest charted version of "Could It Be Magic" came from Take That in 1992 which made number 3 and had been their highest charting single to date. This was the first version many people under a certain age, myself included, had heard.

The following year, Barry Manilow who wrote this song, re-entered the charts with it. The general consensus was that Take That did a pretty good job of taking a dreary Barry Manilow ballad and making it a happy uplifting number.

However, what these people perhaps didn't realise was that Donna Summer did pretty much the same thing back in 1976, but only made number 40 with it.

This was the first version of the song to chart in the UK. The song dates back to 1971 and was first recorded by Featherbed, which was Barry Manilow plus some session musicians. A solo version was recorded by Barry Manilow in 1973, but it never charted in the UK until 1978.

Like with many of her early hits, this was produced by Giorgio Moroder and Pete Bellotte. It was her second Top 40 hit having debuted at the start of 1976 with "Love To Love You Baby" which made number 4. Her follow up to this, "Winter Melody" was also a minor hit later on in the year reaching number 27.

The turning point though came in 1977 where she topped the charts with "I Feel Love" and would go on to have a long successful chart career with 26 Top 40 hits with her final one to date coming in 1994.

Sunday 13 September 2020

Top 30 in 1990 Reviewed - Week 37

Here's my weekly look at the Top 30 from 30 years ago. The plan is for these posts to go out at 17:30 on a Sunday.

Here is the Top 40 in full.

Obviously some of the records will be the same as last week so therefore the review will be the same for these. I've indicated which ones are new so you can skip the others if you read last weeks post.

Once again my opinions are inevitably going to differ from other people, but I'm not trying to convince anyone something is good or rubbish, I'm simply giving my opinion.

So this is the top 30 from this week in 1990 with my verdict on each record:

30. Partners In Kryme - Turtle Power


Given the amount of rap music you get in the charts these days, it's hard to think that it actually got off to quite a slow start commercially in the UK. It had been 11 years since the Sugarhill Gang gave us the first rap Top 40 hit, but finally we get the first rap number one. Few would have predicted the first rap number one would be about a kids TV show. Like pretty much every boy of my age, I loved the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and I liked this record for that very reason. Do I still like it though? Well it is pretty awful, but there is that novelty factor so it gets the ok.

Verdict - OK

29. Faith No More - Epic (New)


Believe it or not, Faith No More were a one hit wonder in their native America and this was their only hit there. That explains why this is perhaps the best known Faith No More song despite it being nowhere near their highest charting single. It was their debut Top 40 single at the beginning of the year reaching 37, but did better on this re-issue. Probably the first funk/rock crossover record I heard, and I like it.

Verdict - Good

28. Go West - King Of Wishful Thinking


80s group Go West amazingly had 50% of their Top 40 hits in the 90s. This was the first of the 90s ones. It was also their biggest hit in America. When it comes to cheesy music, which this is, there's a thin line between it being fun and irritating. This falls into the irritating category.

Verdict - Rubbish

27. Londonbeat - I've Been Thinking About You (New)


Take 3 soul singers in their 40s, put them together with a guitarist to make dance music. That was basically the formula of Londonbeat. Amongst it's singers was Jimmy Helms who had a hit in the 70s with "Gonna Make You An Offer You Can't Refuse". It wasn't the debut hit for Londonbeat, but it was their most successful and best known. I was reminded of this tune on the music channels about 15 years ago and then saw their greatest hits in the record shop on offer, and bought it.

Verdict - Good

26. Maria McKee - Show Me Heaven (New)


Confession time. At the time I thought Maria McKee and Mariah Carey were the same person, either I thought this song was by Mariah Carey or I thought Maria McKee did "Vision Of Love". Both were ballads and their names are similar(ish) and both were not well known prior to these records. I do feel I was being a bit harsh on Maria McKee though, this is nowhere near as dreary as your average Mariah Carey record. I wasn't keen on it at the time, but have got to like it more thanks to the Happy Hardcore versions a few years later. I don't like it that much though.

Verdict - OK

25. DNA ft Suzanne Vega - Tom's Diner


I remember misreading the title of this record at the time as Tom's Dinner and thought fancy naming a record after somebodies dinner. The original title of this was "Oh Suzanne" as it's a remix by DNA of a Suzanne Vega record. I never knew any of this at the time, but I always thought it was a great record and I've since heard the original, and think this is better.

Verdict - Good

24. Soup Dragons ft Junior Reid - I'm Free


This song taught me the drawbacks of buying a single. I didn't buy it myself, but I knew somebody who did. We were going somewhere in his mums car and he played this single both there and back. The problem was there was just this song and the b-side on the tape so it only lasted about 7 minutes and the car journey was a lot longer than that. Needless to say I was completely sick of the song by the end of it. Fortunately 30 years have passed since then so it's given me enough time to appreciate it for what it is. It's a cover of the Rolling Stones song done in a 90s Madchester style, except Soup Dragons aren't from Manchester, they're from Scotland.

Verdict - Good

23. Talk Talk - Life's What You Make It (New)


After finally charting with "It's My Life" earlier on in the year which became their highest charting hit, Talk Talk re-released "Life's What You Make It". It didn't do as well as the original release though. I think they could have chosen a better record to re-release such as "Today", but this isn't bad.

Verdict - OK

22. Bass-O-Matic - Fascinating Rhythm (New)


Long before William Orbit became a household name, he was charting with this. It was his only Top 40 hit as Bass-O-Matic, but probably the best Top 40 he's had under any name.

Verdict - Good

21. Jive Bunny And The Mastermixers - Can Can You Party


Surely the novelty of Jive Bunny must have worn off by their 5th Top 40 hit. Seemingly it hadn't quite, but this was their last Top 10 hit.

Verdict - Rubbish

20. Roxette - Listen To Your Heart / Dangerous


In 1995 there was a Happy Hardcore tune called "Smile, Fuck Up" by DJ Psycangle which sampled the first verse of this. A year or so later I heard "Listen To Your Heart" for probably the first time since 1990 and that's when I realised it was the song "Smile, Fuck Up" sampled. Of course, this song has it's similarities to "Alone" by Heart, and the title suggests that's where they may have got their inspiration from. It doesn't matter though, both are good songs. The other side, "Dangerous" is one I never remember hearing at the time. It's not as good, but I still like it.

Verdict - Good / Good

19. Cliff Richard - Silhouettes


What a load of crap.

Verdict - Rubbish

18. Sonia - End Of The World


This had been the lowest charting hit for Sonia to date, but if you were to ask me to name a Sonia record that isn't "You'll Never Stop Me Loving You" then this would be it. She was singing about the end of the world, but it was also the end of her Stock Aitken & Waterman career. Unfortunately it wasn't the end of her Top 40 career.

Verdict - Rubbish

17. Blue Pearl - Naked In The Rain


Here we have the bass player from an 80s band making a name for himself in the dance music world. It isn't Norman Cook though, it's Youth, formerly of Killing Joke. This reminds me of a school trip I went on to the Science Museum around this time. Not sure why, maybe it came on the radio on the bus. Anyway, good tune.

Verdict - Good

16. INXS - Suicide Blonde (New)


You know when you start the new year at school in September and you move to different classrooms, or in my case a different building, and you associate other things in your life with that change. Well this song is one of those things I associate with this. I loved INXS at the time and loved this song.

Verdict - Good

15. Janet Jackson - Black Cat (New)


The singles from "Janet Jackson's Rhythm Nation 1814" keep on coming. This is single number 6, and it isn't the last either. It is however the first of them not to be written by Jimmy Jam & Terry Lewis. This was written by Janet Jackson and produced by Jellybean. Proof that the writer/producer is often more important than the artist as this is crap.

Verdict - Rubbish

14. Caron Wheeler - Livin' In The Light


After singing for Soul ii Soul, here is Caron Wheeler beginning her solo career. I've not heard this for a long time, but remember it sounding like Soul ii Soul. It doesn't really though, it wouldn't be out of the ordinary for Soul ii Soul to make a record like this, but has a bit more funk to it than your average Soul ii Soul record. I quite like it.

Verdict - Good

13. Loose Ends - Don't Be A Fool


We are nearing the end of Loose Ends career here. The only original member that remained was Carl McIntosh and this was the first single on what turned out to be their final album "Look How Long". It's said the other members left because Carl McIntosh wanted to experiment. I would say basically he was adapting the sound to be more similar to what plenty of other music acts were doing around this time, which is no bad thing.

Verdict - Good

12. George Michael - Praying For Time


George Michael has always been one of those artists I've never got what all the fuss was about. At the same time though, I can't really fault his music, he's actually had records I quite like. I don't like this one enough to consider it good, but it's alright though.

Verdict - OK

11. The Farm - Groovy Train


Ever wondered what Suggs did between Madness and his solo career, well here's your answer. This was produced by Suggs along with Terry Farley. The Farm are probably best remembered for being the Madchester band from Liverpool. This was their debut Top 40 hit and was also on the first episode of "The Word". The early 90s have truly arrived now.

Verdict - Good

10. Jason Donovan - Rhythm Of The Rain


After his previous single "Another Night" failed to reach the Top 10, Jason Donovan managed to return to the Top 10 with this cover of the Cascades song. Quite predictably, it's a pretty poor cover.

Verdict - Rubbish

9. Mariah Carey - Vision Of Love


I've mentioned previously how dreadful I found the female solo pop singers from America during this era, but fortunately the likes of Tiffany, Debbie Gibson and Taylor Dayne were more or less yesterdays news by this point. Unfortunately America gave us another dreadful artist in Mariah Carey. Ok I'm not going to knock her singing ability, but her music is just abysmal.

Verdict - Rubbish

8. New Kids On The Block - Tonight


I thought I was mishearing the lyrics at the time. I was hearing "Hangin Tough" and "The Right Stuff" but I've never been good at making out lyrics so thought I was only hearing those words because of their other hits. Turns out I wasn't mishearing, they are quoting the titles of their other songs. It's the sort of thing you might expect when a group has been around a long time, but it had only been 9 months since they first hit the Top 40. In reality though they formed in 1984 and were now on their 4th album. I don't actually mind this record though.

Verdict - OK

7. Adamski - The Space Jungle


1990 had been a good year for Adamski so far. First came "N-R-G", then the number one "Killer". Then he follows it up with this, which is essentially a cover of "All Shook Up" by Elvis Presley. A different, far better version of this appears on his best of album, but this radio version is crap.

Verdict - Rubbish

6. Betty Boo - Where Are You Baby?


Not only did Betty Boo manage a 2nd solo single, but the 2nd single also did better than the 1st. I'm not sure how well remembered this is, but I certainly remember it. I also remember it being bloody awful, and my opinion hasn't changed.

Verdict - Rubbish

5. KLF ft The Children Of The Revolution - What Time Is Love?


The first Top 40 hit for The KLF on paper, though they previously had a number one with "Doctorin the Tardis" as The Timelords. I absolutely loved The KLF at the time, still do. In fact when I first came across the fact music video's were uploaded to YouTube, The KLF were one of the first that I looked up.

Verdict - Good

4. Deacon Blue - Four Bacharach And David Songs (EP)


What I find somewhat baffling is that Deacon Blue were a band I particularly liked and this was their highest charting single, but it completely passed me by. The lead song from the EP is "I'll Never Fall In Love Again" and I had this on a compilation several years later.

Verdict - Good

3. Bombalurina - Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini


The summer holidays had arrived, and that meant Wacaday would be on. This summer though we had a double dose of Timmy Mallett courtesy of this song. Bizarrely I always thought he seemed more serious in this song than he did on Wacaday. Anyway, as much as I liked Wacaday and Timmy Mallett, there's no denying this song is bloody awful.

Verdict - Rubbish

2. Deee-Lite - Groove Is In The Heart / What Is Love


The best known of this double a-side is of course "Groove Is In The Heart" which I've probably heard everyday since 1990, or at least that's how it feels. Despite it being played to death though and me being pretty sick of it by now, I still regard it as a good tune. The other side, "What Is Love", is one I never heard until one day I wondered how the other side of "Groove Is In The Heart" sounds like and found out. Perhaps because I've only ever listened to it of my own accord, I actually prefer this tune.

Verdict - Good / Good

1. The Steve Miller Band - The Joker


This was never a Top 40 hit back in 1973 when it was an American number one. Thanks to it's appearance in a Levi's advert it became a UK number one in 1990. This is best remembered for its wolf whistle on the guitar, but on a personal level I remember annoying my teacher by singing it in class at school.

Verdict - Good

If we give the records which were good 1 point each and those which were OK half a point, the final score is 17.5/30, or 58%. Getting back towards a typical 1990 score.

Thursday 10 September 2020

The Top 40 Leaderboard: Week 36

 What's this all about?

Joining the leaderboard this week is Blackpink. Climbing the leaderboard is Weeknd with his 4th Top 40 hit of the year.

Just 1 of the 3 new entries this week are rap bringing the total for the year to 89/168, or 53%.

Artist No. of Hits
Drake 8
Juice Wrld 6
KSI 5
D-Block Europe 5
J Hus 4
Justin Bieber 4
Lady Gaga 4
Aitch 4
Pop Smoke 4
Dua Lipa 4
AJ Tracey 4
Weeknd 4
Eminem 3
Skepta 3
Roddy Ricch 3
Tion Wayne 3
M Huncho 3
Halsey 3
Taylor Swift 3
Stormzy 3
24KGOLDN 3
Mabel 3
Blackpink 3

Tuesday 8 September 2020

UK Number 40s: Gary Glitter - You Belong To Me (1976)


Some may be upset about the inclusion of this record for obvious reasons. However, the purpose of these posts is to look at every number 40, and this was a number 40. Therefore I'm not going to rewrite history. All I will say is we had now passed peak Gary Glitter, the only major hit he would have from this point onwards was his Christmas record in 1984.

Sunday 6 September 2020

Top 30 in 1990 Reviewed - Week 36

Here's my first weekly look at the Top 30 from 30 years ago. The plan is for these posts to go out at 17:30 on a Sunday.

Here is the Top 40 in full.

Obviously some of the records will be the same as last week so therefore the review will be the same for these. I've indicated which ones are new so you can skip the others if you read last weeks post.

Once again my opinions are inevitably going to differ from other people, but I'm not trying to convince anyone something is good or rubbish, I'm simply giving my opinion.

So this is the top 30 from this week in 1990 with my verdict on each record:

30. Primal Scream - Come Together


Unlike the Wet Wet Wet song, this isn't a Beatles cover. It's the 2nd Top 40 hit for Primal Scream and this time it has singing on it and it was produced by Terry Farley. Again we have that nice blend of dance and rock music crossover.

Verdict - Good

29. Caron Wheeler - Livin' In The Light (New)


After singing for Soul ii Soul, here is Caron Wheeler beginning her solo career. I've not heard this for a long time, but remember it sounding like Soul ii Soul. It doesn't really though, it wouldn't be out of the ordinary for Soul ii Soul to make a record like this, but has a bit more funk to it than your average Soul ii Soul record. I quite like it.

Verdict - Good

28. The Farm - Groovy Train (New)


Ever wondered what Suggs did between Madness and his solo career, well here's your answer. This was produced by Suggs along with Terry Farley. The Farm are probably best remembered for being the Madchester band from Liverpool. This was their debut Top 40 hit and was also on the first episode of "The Word". The early 90s have truly arrived now.

Verdict - Good

27. Sting - Englishman In New York


Sting is one of those people who you'd say has managed to have a successful solo career following the break up of his band. However, if you look at his record in the singles chart it's not great, particularly in the early days. Up to this point he'd had 9 solo singles, but only 3 of them made the Top 40 and none of them made the Top 40. This single was one of those that failed to make the Top 40 when first released, but it finally charted thanks to this remix from Ben Liebrand. This was the first Sting song I remember hearing and remember thinking it was a bit crap. I still haven't changed my mind.

Verdict - Rubbish

26. Together - Hardcore Uproar


I remember when this came out, I thought it was the theme music to "The Clothes Show" made into a single. It does have it's similarities, but that's no bad thing as the theme tune was pretty much the only thing I liked about "The Clothes Show". This is a better tune though, it's one which came out of the Hacienda. Sadly one of the members of Together, Jon Donaghy, died in a road accident when they were out in Ibiza promoting this.

Verdict - Good

25. Lindy Layton ft Janet Kay - Silly Games


Lindy Layton had been the singer on the Beats International singles, and here she is venturing out on her own, kind of. This features the original artist of the song, Janet Kay, on backing vocals. The thing is, you don't need any sort of vocal talent to sing on dance records, but a song like this you do. Unfortunately the one with the vocal talent is the one on the backing vocals.

Verdict - Rubbish

24. Aswad - Next To You


It's no "Don't Turn Around" and it's no "Shine". It sounds like they've gone in a similar direction to what Maxi Priest did with "Close To You", though this does sound more reggae. It's alright, but nothing outstanding.

Verdict - OK

23. Adamski - The Space Jungle (New)


1990 had been a good year for Adamski so far. First came "N-R-G", then the number one "Killer". Then he follows it up with this, which is essentially a cover of "All Shook Up" by Elvis Presley. A different, far better version of this appears on his best of album, but this radio version is crap.

Verdict - Rubbish

22. Jon Bon Jovi - Blaze Of Glory


The debut solo hit for Jon Bon Jovi. Having your surname (well surname of your stage name) as your band name is going to make it difficult to differentiate between your band and your solo career. Having a solo song that sounds like it could be your band is going to make it even more difficult. Still, nothing wrong with sounding like Bon Jovi, they have some good songs and I like this song too.

Verdict - Good

21. Loose Ends - Don't Be A Fool (New)


We are nearing the end of Loose Ends career here. The only original member that remained was Carl McIntosh and this was the first single on what turned out to be their final album "Look How Long". It's said the other members left because Carl McIntosh wanted to experiment. I would say basically he was adapting the sound to be more similar to what plenty of other music acts were doing around this time, which is no bad thing.

Verdict - Good

20. Go West - King Of Wishful Thinking


80s group Go West amazingly had 50% of their Top 40 hits in the 90s. This was the first of the 90s ones. It was also their biggest hit in America. When it comes to cheesy music, which this is, there's a thin line between it being fun and irritating. This falls into the irritating category.

Verdict - Rubbish

19. Sonia - End Of The World


This had been the lowest charting hit for Sonia to date, but if you were to ask me to name a Sonia record that isn't "You'll Never Stop Me Loving You" then this would be it. She was singing about the end of the world, but it was also the end of her Stock Aitken & Waterman career. Unfortunately it wasn't the end of her Top 40 career.

Verdict - Rubbish

18. MC Hammer - U Can't Touch This


Love it or hate it, you can't deny the impact this record has had on the world. Whenever someone shouts "stop", many people no doubt at least think "hammer time". I did like this at the time, but since then it's been played to death, plus I've gone through a period of being really into rap music of a more controversial nature and resenting more party rap music like this. On that basis it gets an ok.

Verdict - OK

17. Soup Dragons ft Junior Reid - I'm Free


This song taught me the drawbacks of buying a single. I didn't buy it myself, but I knew somebody who did. We were going somewhere in his mums car and he played this single both there and back. The problem was there was just this song and the b-side on the tape so it only lasted about 7 minutes and the car journey was a lot longer than that. Needless to say I was completely sick of the song by the end of it. Fortunately 30 years have passed since then so it's given me enough time to appreciate it for what it is. It's a cover of the Rolling Stones song done in a 90s Madchester style, except Soup Dragons aren't from Manchester, they're from Scotland.

Verdict - Good

16. Partners In Kryme - Turtle Power


Given the amount of rap music you get in the charts these days, it's hard to think that it actually got off to quite a slow start commercially in the UK. It had been 11 years since the Sugarhill Gang gave us the first rap Top 40 hit, but finally we get the first rap number one. Few would have predicted the first rap number one would be about a kids TV show. Like pretty much every boy of my age, I loved the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and I liked this record for that very reason. Do I still like it though? Well it is pretty awful, but there is that novelty factor so it gets the ok.

Verdict - OK

15. DNA ft Suzanne Vega - Tom's Diner


I remember misreading the title of this record at the time as Tom's Dinner and thought fancy naming a record after somebodies dinner. The original title of this was "Oh Suzanne" as it's a remix by DNA of a Suzanne Vega record. I never knew any of this at the time, but I always thought it was a great record and I've since heard the original, and think this is better.

Verdict - Good

14. Mariah Carey - Vision Of Love


I've mentioned previously how dreadful I found the female solo pop singers from America during this era, but fortunately the likes of Tiffany, Debbie Gibson and Taylor Dayne were more or less yesterdays news by this point. Unfortunately America gave us another dreadful artist in Mariah Carey. Ok I'm not going to knock her singing ability, but her music is just abysmal.

Verdict - Rubbish

13. Roxette - Listen To Your Heart / Dangerous


In 1995 there was a Happy Hardcore tune called "Smile, Fuck Up" by DJ Psycangle which sampled the first verse of this. A year or so later I heard "Listen To Your Heart" for probably the first time since 1990 and that's when I realised it was the song "Smile, Fuck Up" sampled. Of course, this song has it's similarities to "Alone" by Heart, and the title suggests that's where they may have got their inspiration from. It doesn't matter though, both are good songs. The other side, "Dangerous" is one I never remember hearing at the time. It's not as good, but I still like it.

Verdict - Good / Good

12. Cliff Richard - Silhouettes


What a load of crap.

Verdict - Rubbish

11. Jive Bunny And The Mastermixers - Can Can You Party


Surely the novelty of Jive Bunny must have worn off by their 5th Top 40 hit. Seemingly it hadn't quite, but this was their last Top 10 hit.

Verdict - Rubbish

10. George Michael - Praying For Time


George Michael has always been one of those artists I've never got what all the fuss was about. At the same time though, I can't really fault his music, he's actually had records I quite like. I don't like this one enough to consider it good, but it's alright though.

Verdict - OK

9. Jason Donovan - Rhythm Of The Rain


After his previous single "Another Night" failed to reach the Top 10, Jason Donovan managed to return to the Top 10 with this cover of the Cascades song. Quite predictably, it's a pretty poor cover.

Verdict - Rubbish

8. Blue Pearl - Naked In The Rain


Here we have the bass player from an 80s band making a name for himself in the dance music world. It isn't Norman Cook though, it's Youth, formerly of Killing Joke. This reminds me of a school trip I went on to the Science Museum around this time. Not sure why, maybe it came on the radio on the bus. Anyway, good tune.

Verdict - Good

7. KLF ft The Children Of The Revolution - What Time Is Love?


The first Top 40 hit for The KLF on paper, though they previously had a number one with "Doctorin the Tardis" as The Timelords. I absolutely loved The KLF at the time, still do. In fact when I first came across the fact music video's were uploaded to YouTube, The KLF were one of the first that I looked up.

Verdict - Good

6. The Steve Miller Band - The Joker


This was never a Top 40 hit back in 1973 when it was an American number one. Thanks to it's appearance in a Levi's advert it became a UK number one in 1990. This is best remembered for its wolf whistle on the guitar, but on a personal level I remember annoying my teacher by singing it in class at school.

Verdict - Good

5. New Kids On The Block - Tonight


I thought I was mishearing the lyrics at the time. I was hearing "Hangin Tough" and "The Right Stuff" but I've never been good at making out lyrics so thought I was only hearing those words because of their other hits. Turns out I wasn't mishearing, they are quoting the titles of their other songs. It's the sort of thing you might expect when a group has been around a long time, but it had only been 9 months since they first hit the Top 40. In reality though they formed in 1984 and were now on their 4th album. I don't actually mind this record though.

Verdict - OK

4. Deee-Lite - Groove Is In The Heart / What Is Love


The best known of this double a-side is of course "Groove Is In The Heart" which I've probably heard everyday since 1990, or at least that's how it feels. Despite it being played to death though and me being pretty sick of it by now, I still regard it as a good tune. The other side, "What Is Love", is one I never heard until one day I wondered how the other side of "Groove Is In The Heart" sounds like and found out. Perhaps because I've only ever listened to it of my own accord, I actually prefer this tune.

Verdict - Good / Good

3. Betty Boo - Where Are You Baby?


Not only did Betty Boo manage a 2nd solo single, but the 2nd single also did better than the 1st. I'm not sure how well remembered this is, but I certainly remember it. I also remember it being bloody awful, and my opinion hasn't changed.

Verdict - Rubbish

2. Deacon Blue - Four Bacharach And David Songs (EP)


What I find somewhat baffling is that Deacon Blue were a band I particularly liked and this was their highest charting single, but it completely passed me by. The lead song from the EP is "I'll Never Fall In Love Again" and I had this on a compilation several years later.

Verdict - Good

1. Bombalurina - Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini


The summer holidays had arrived, and that meant Wacaday would be on. This summer though we had a double dose of Timmy Mallett courtesy of this song. Bizarrely I always thought he seemed more serious in this song than he did on Wacaday. Anyway, as much as I liked Wacaday and Timmy Mallett, there's no denying this song is bloody awful.

Verdict - Rubbish

If we give the records which were good 1 point each and those which were OK half a point, the final score is 16.5/30, or 55%. Maybe last week was just a temporary blip.