Saturday 30 November 2019

25 Years Since....November 1994

Time for our penultimate trip back to 1994 and the music I was enjoying at the time:

Green Day - Welcome To Paradise


We begin with the debut Top 40 hit for Green Day. We were definitely into my final days as a grunger by this point and that's not just to do with the fact this record isn't grunge.

Basically bands such as Green Day were the new bands the rock crowd were getting into in what was becoming the post-grunge era, but my time listening to it was very brief before I fully committed myself to rave. Although I heard the "Dookie" album plenty of times through friends, I never actually owned it myself until a few years later, shortly before writing loads of punk songs myself and forming a band.

The funny thing was that when the whole grunger thing came about, the unwritten rules were that any form of rock music was acceptable except for punk, yet that was exactly what people were getting into in the end.


(MC Sar And) The Real McCoy - Another Night


I would say liking this record was a sign I was getting into rave music, but even at the time before I really learned about the underground I knew this wasn't proper rave.

That said there's no denying it's dance music and you could say rave is to dance what grunge is to rock.

I do find Germany notorious for producing eurodance music that, whilst rather cheesy, is a lot of fun to listen to and this is one of these. It took me a while to buy the album though, maybe about 20 years or so when I saw it in poundland. I couldn't resist.


Aerosmith - Crazy


I thought this record came out earlier than this, but I also remember it coming out at the same time as the "Big Ones" album which did come out the same month.

I did think Aerosmith were a bit old at the time, but I still thought this was a great song.

What I liked even more though was the video and I'm pretty sure I wasn't alone in that. I did find it a bit disturbing though years later when I discovered one of the females in the video was Steven Tyler's daughter.


Baby D - Let Me Be Your Fantasy


By this point in time the rave scene had split into Happy Hardcore and Jungle, and there was a clear distinction between the 2. This record though was neither, more like how it was before the scene split. That's because it was originally from 1992, before the scene split.

I never knew any of that at the time, all I knew was this was a rave record and that I liked it.

What confirmed to me Baby D was proper rave music was when I bought a "Best Of Jungle" compilation shortly after and it had a Baby D track on it. Maybe Baby D should be considered Jungle then. I guess it's more similar to Jungle than it is to Happy Hardcore.

Blur - End Of A Century

At the time I remember somebody asking me whether I liked the "ants in the carpet" song. Being crap at knowing lyrics I had no idea what he was talking about. Then the next time I heard this I heard the opening lyrics and it became clearer

It was the final single from the "Parklife" album and to me it has a double meaning. First of all, after the end of the century the general quality of music went downhill. At the same time, after this single the general quality of Blurs music also went downhill.

Tuesday 26 November 2019

UK Number 40s: Billy Fury & The Four Kestrels Don't Worry (1961)


Billy Fury is a well known name and had many hits. He was one of the British singers from the Larry Parnes camp. One of the other Larry Parnes singers, Tommy Steele, has already featured in this series having reached 40 with his penultimate Top 40 hit.

One could therefore expect this would be one of the latter hits for Billy Fury as his popularity was in decline. But it isn't, in fact the opposite is true.

Billy Fury made his chart debut in 1959 reaching 18 with "Maybe Tomorrow". He had one further hit that year with "Margo" but wouldn't reach the Top 10 until his 3rd hit "Collette" which reached 9 in 1960. A further 4 singles followed which all failed to reach the Top 10, with the 4th being this.

The song itself is a bit of a mystery. I've not found anything on The Four Kestrels and the song writers are Ed Lay and Fred Shoemaker who have seemingly only ever wrote this record, nothing else seems to be known about them apart from that.

However, digging a bit deeper it would appear Ed Lay and Fred Shoemaker don't actually exist, and this is a cover of a song of the same name by Marty Robbins, who also wrote it.

With 7 singles and just 1 Top 10 to his name, with the latest only making 40, things may have not looked great for Billy Fury. The week this dropped out the charts, he entered at 41 with his follow up which went down the following week.

However that record was "Halfway To Paradise" which then climbed the charts eventually reaching 3. Then came "Jealousy" when "Halfway To Paradise" was still in the charts, which became his highest charting single at 2. He would reach the Top 10 with 8 of his following 10 singles after "Don't Worry" which would have been the height of his success.

His popularity would eventually decline in the late 60s, but there was an attempted comeback with 3 singles in the early 80s which all missed out on the Top 40, before his death in 1983.

Sunday 24 November 2019

Top 20 in 1999 Reviewed - Week 47

Here's my weekly look at the Top 20 from 20 years ago. On the basis we'd reach the Top 20 in the Top 40 countdown around 17:30 on a Sunday at the time the plan is for these posts to go out at 17:30 on a Sunday.

Here is the Top 40 in full.

Obviously some of the records will be the same as last week so therefore the review will be the same for these. I've indicated which ones are new so you can skip the others if you read last weeks post.

Once again my opinions are inevitably going to differ from other people, but I'm not trying to convince anyone something is good or rubbish, I'm simply giving my opinion.

So this is the top 20 from this week in 1999 with my verdict on each record:

20. Mr Vegas - Heads High


This sounds a bit out of place in 1999, probably because from memory this is the first Dancehall record to feature since I started this series of posts. I also own a compilation with this on which I bought around 2003 so I associate it more with that time. Given I didn't press the skip button when listening to said compilation I would say I like it.

Verdict - Good

19. Savage Garden - I Knew I Loved You


Apparently their record label challenged them to produce the next "Truly Madly Deeply" and this was the result. I would argue this is a better song, it's not as soppy and is more uplifting and therefore I can listen to it without cringing. I also have this on a compilation and don't press the skip button.

Verdict - Good

18. Eiffel 65 - Blue (Da Ba Dee)


This had already been played to death by the time it charted. I remember listening to the Top 40 the week it topped the charts but turned the radio off once the number one record was announced. It's absolutely terrible.

Verdict - Rubbish

17. Ann Lee - 2 Times


This is very cheesy. It was the debut hit for Ann Lee who had previously had some success as a songwriter. I always imagined this to be sung by a teenager but turns out Ann Lee was 31 when this was released. Obviously she had learned the formula for selling records. I don't mind this record though.

Verdict - OK

16. Christina Aguilera - Genie In A Bottle


The debut hit for Christina Aguilera. Like with many pop songs by young American artists at the time, this is very American high school sounding, but based on what we've learned about many of these songs, you'd expect it to be written by a Swedish bloke. But not this one, 2 of it's 3 writers are actually American, the other coming from New Zealand. Still, not a record I can say I like.

Verdict - Rubbish

15. Westlife - Flying Without Wings


This is probably the best known Westlife song. It was written by the same people who wrote their first number one "Swear It Again". The funny thing was that it wasn't originally going to be a Westlife song, it was going to be the debut solo record for Boyzone member Stephen Gately. Given most people don't remember Stephen Gately even having a solo career, I wonder if he'd have been more successful if this song was given to him instead as originally intended. As far as Westlife songs go, this is probably one of the better ones but it's still shit.

Verdict - Rubbish

14. Another Level - Bomb Diggy


I was at a karaoke night in maybe 2002 and somebody suggested I got up and sung this. There was one slight problem with that though, I didn't actually know it. Of course once YouTube arrived I had to listen to it after remembering that karaoke night and it did ring a vague bell. Quite why this person thought I should sing it at karaoke though remains a mystery.

Verdict - OK

13. Paul Van Dyk - Another Way / Avenue (New)


The 2nd Top 40 hit for Paul Van Dyk which was a double a-side. The better known of the 2 would be "Another Way", even if you think you don't know it there's a good chance you'll recognise it when you hear it. "Avenue" perhaps isn't as radio friendly, but that's no bad thing in my book.

Verdict - Good / Good

12. Ricky Martin - Shake Your Bon-Bon (New)


After his big number one in the summer, Ricky Martin failed to reach the Top 10 with this follow up. It sounds less crappy Spanish holiday song than it's predecessor but that doesn't make it any less irritating.

Verdict - Rubbish

11. Stereophonics - Hurry Up And Wait (New)


Another Stereophonics hit I have no recollection of because I had learned to ignore them, or erase what I'd heard from my memory immediately by this point. That said, I do recall a song with this title existing at the time. Listening to it now though I can say I probably didn't remember it simply because it was so boring.

Verdict - Rubbish

10. Jennifer Lopez - Waiting For Tonight


The problem I have with this record now is that it sounds like it set the scene for all that cringe worthy crap she did with the likes of Pitbull later on in her career. At the time though I thought it was alright. I guess the fact you don't have anyone shouting "Mr Worldwide" in it means it still is alright.

Verdict - OK

9. Tin Tin Out ft Emma Bunton - What I Am


It's the solo debut of Baby Spice, well her first non Spice Girls hit anyway. It ended up being the final Top 40 hit for Tin Tin Out and also their most successful. It's a cover of the Edie Brickell record, I'm not keen on the original and this cover does nothing to improve it.

Verdict - Rubbish

8. Travis - Turn (New)


This was the biggest hit to date for Travis but just as boring as their previous hits. Maybe a little more catchy thanks to the chorus more or less being a repetition of the same word, that's as exciting as it gets.

Verdict - Rubbish

7. Macy Gray - I Try


When I first heard this I imagined the singer to be in her 50s. She actually is now, but at the time she was only 32. I thought it was alright initially but then it quickly got irritating. On paper it shouldn't be a bad song, it's original, it's soulful and it certainly isn't boring but for some reason it just bugs me.

Verdict - Rubbish

6. Five - Keep On Movin'


On hearing this record for the first time I was expecting it to open with a rap from J. Instead it opens with singing from someone I'd never noticed being in the group before. It was band member Sean who'd pretty much been in the background up until now. J does still get the lions share of the vocals though, with his vocals being somewhere in between singing and rapping in this tune. It was the first Five record to get to number one and I've got to say I like it.

Verdict - Good

5. R Kelly - If I Could Turn Back The Hands Of Time


The 7th Top 40 single from his "R" album, and still not the last. This is one of those records that charted much later than I remember it charting, but given it's on an album that I own and the first single from that album came out in early 1997 it's not that surprising. Good tune though.

Verdict - Good

4. Geri Halliwell - Lift Me Up


The 3rd solo hit and 2nd number one for Geri Halliwell. Despite leaving the Spice Girls due to musical differences, all 3 of her solo hits to date had been written by Absolute, the producers who discovered the Spice Girls and produced half the tracks on their first 2 albums. In fact all the songs on Geri's debut album were written by them and predictably it's still crap.

Verdict - Rubbish

3. A1 - Everytime / Ready Or Not  (New)


The 3rd hit for boy band A1 which reached number 3 and was a double a-side. "Everytime" is the better known one and is a ballad. Sounds like it could just as easily be a Westlife song, but it's written by A1 themselves. "Ready or Not" isn't a cover of the Fugees but it does sound a bit like a rip off of "Stop" by the Spice Girls.

Verdict - Rubbish / Rubbish

2. Will Smith - Will 2K (New)


This was the 8th Top 40 hit for Will Smith (excluding his Jazzy Jeff & the Fresh Prince hits) and his chart career to date was quite remarkable, 7 of his 8 hits had made the Top 3. This one heavily sampled "Rock the Casbah" and featured vocals from K-Ci of Jodeci but despite this it was still the usual crap you got from Will Smith.

Verdict - Rubbish

1. Robbie Williams - She's The One / It's Only Us (New)


"She's the One" is one of the best known Robbie Williams songs, but what isn't that well known is that this is a cover. The original was by World Party the 2 versions aren't very different at all. "It's Only Us" was written by Robbie Williams himself and I don't think is anywhere near as well known. I quite like both songs.

Verdict - Good / Good

If we give the records which were good 1 point each and those which were OK half a point, the final score is 7.5/20, or 37.5%. Now we're sliding.

Tuesday 19 November 2019

UK Number 40s: Conway Twitty - C'est Si Bon (1961)


Conway Twitty (real name Harold Jenkins) became the 2nd act in chart history to score both a number 1 and a number 40, after Tommy Steele. What Conway Twitty managed to do though was to reach number 1 with his debut (It's Only Make Believe) and number 40 with his final hit.

Unlike his number 1 debut though, Conway Twitty didn't write this song. It was written in 1947 by French songwriters Henri Betti and Andre Hornez. It was originally written in French, but English lyrics were written in 1949 by Jerry Seelen.

It has many covered by many different artists, but this is the only version that made the UK Top 40. It's also the English version, the only French is the title itself.

After a successful start to his UK Chart career with the Christmas number one of 1958, Conway Twitty only made number 30 with his follow up "The Story Of My Love" in 1959, and it was only a Top 30 at the time. Later on that year he reached 5 with his cover of "Mona Lisa" by Nat King Cole, the only version to reach the UK Top 40.

This was his fourth and final hit. He was primarily a country singer though and enjoyed many number ones on the US Country Charts and continued to have hits there right up until his death in 1993.

Sunday 17 November 2019

Top 20 in 1999 Reviewed - Week 46

Here's my weekly look at the Top 20 from 20 years ago. On the basis we'd reach the Top 20 in the Top 40 countdown around 17:30 on a Sunday at the time the plan is for these posts to go out at 17:30 on a Sunday.

Here is the Top 40 in full.

Obviously some of the records will be the same as last week so therefore the review will be the same for these. I've indicated which ones are new so you can skip the others if you read last weeks post.

Once again my opinions are inevitably going to differ from other people, but I'm not trying to convince anyone something is good or rubbish, I'm simply giving my opinion.

So this is the top 20 from this week in 1999 with my verdict on each record:

20. Diana Ross - Not Over You Yet


Yet another older artist making a Dance record. But this time the record is actually pretty good. It's easy to dismiss this as an old artist trying to cash in on the modern sound when people just want to hear the old stuff. But if you just listen to the record it sounds like a proper Dance record, it's not cheesy, there isn't too much emphasis on the vocals, it's how a Dance record should sound.

Verdict - Good

19. Shania Twain - Man! I Feel Like A Woman!


Oh dear, this is just dreadful. I guess she was successful with the equally dreadful "That Don't Impress Me Much" so thought more of the same.

Verdict - Rubbish

18. Embrace - Hooligan (New)


It had been over a year since Embrace had last been in the Top 40. All their hits to date had been slow, boring and depressing in my opinion, but this was different. It was more upbeat, but despite this was still rather boring.

Verdict - Rubbish

17. Backstreet Boys - Larger Than Life


On the song writing credits for this record is band member Brian Littrell. As the story goes, he took this song to Swedish producers Max Martin and Kristian Lundin who would then make alterations and additions to the song. I wonder just how similar the final song is to what Brian had originally wrote.

Verdict - Rubbish

16. Mr Vegas - Heads High (New)


This sounds a bit out of place in 1999, probably because from memory this is the first Dancehall record to feature since I started this series of posts. I also own a compilation with this on which I bought around 2003 so I associate it more with that time. Given I didn't press the skip button when listening to said compilation I would say I like it.

Verdict - Good

15. Planet Perfecto - Bullet In The Gun (New)


After charting in the summer with "Not Over Yet 99", Planet Perfecto charted one place higher with "Bullet in the Gun" which would go on to reach the Top 10 almost a year later. You could say on that basis it was ahead of it's time, but when you consider commercial trance music was at it's best in 1999 that's probably unfair is this is one of those great 1999 trance records.

Verdict - Good

14. Alena - Turn It Around (New)


I'm sure I heard this one in the summer, but then it wouldn't be the first dance record that charts long after it first gets popular on the dance floor. There were many trance records in 1999 better than this, but actually it's still a decent record.

Verdict - Good

13. Mariah Carey - Heartbreaker


After spending the majority of the decade singing depressing ballads, here's Mariah Carey going all gangsta. Ok not quite, but it's a record for the Rap and R&B crowd and features a rap from Jay-Z. It's quite fitting that she has perhaps the shittest rapper of all time feature on this shit record.

Verdict - Rubbish

12. Eiffel 65 - Blue (Da Ba Dee)


This had already been played to death by the time it charted. I remember listening to the Top 40 the week it topped the charts but turned the radio off once the number one record was announced. It's absolutely terrible.

Verdict - Rubbish

11. Ann Lee - 2 Times


This is very cheesy. It was the debut hit for Ann Lee who had previously had some success as a songwriter. I always imagined this to be sung by a teenager but turns out Ann Lee was 31 when this was released. Obviously she had learned the formula for selling records. I don't mind this record though.

Verdict - OK

10. Savage Garden - I Knew I Loved You (New)


Apparently their record label challenged them to produce the next "Truly Madly Deeply" and this was the result. I would argue this is a better song, it's not as soppy and is more uplifting and therefore I can listen to it without cringing. I also have this on a compilation and don't press the skip button.

Verdict - Good

9. Christina Aguilera - Genie In A Bottle


The debut hit for Christina Aguilera. Like with many pop songs by young American artists at the time, this is very American high school sounding, but based on what we've learned about many of these songs, you'd expect it to be written by a Swedish bloke. But not this one, 2 of it's 3 writers are actually American, the other coming from New Zealand. Still, not a record I can say I like.

Verdict - Rubbish

8. Westlife - Flying Without Wings


This is probably the best known Westlife song. It was written by the same people who wrote their first number one "Swear It Again". The funny thing was that it wasn't originally going to be a Westlife song, it was going to be the debut solo record for Boyzone member Stephen Gately. Given most people don't remember Stephen Gately even having a solo career, I wonder if he'd have been more successful if this song was given to him instead as originally intended. As far as Westlife songs go, this is probably one of the better ones but it's still shit.

Verdict - Rubbish

7. Macy Gray - I Try


When I first heard this I imagined the singer to be in her 50s. She actually is now, but at the time she was only 32. I thought it was alright initially but then it quickly got irritating. On paper it shouldn't be a bad song, it's original, it's soulful and it certainly isn't boring but for some reason it just bugs me.

Verdict - Rubbish

6. Another Level - Bomb Diggy (New)


I was at a karaoke night in maybe 2002 and somebody suggested I got up and sung this. There was one slight problem with that though, I didn't actually know it. Of course once YouTube arrived I had to listen to it after remembering that karaoke night and it did ring a vague bell. Quite why this person thought I should sing it at karaoke though remains a mystery.

Verdict - OK

5. Jennifer Lopez - Waiting For Tonight (New)


The problem I have with this record now is that it sounds like it set the scene for all that cringe worthy crap she did with the likes of Pitbull later on in her career. At the time though I thought it was alright. I guess the fact you don't have anyone shouting "Mr Worldwide" in it means it still is alright.

Verdict - OK

4. R Kelly - If I Could Turn Back The Hands Of Time


The 7th Top 40 single from his "R" album, and still not the last. This is one of those records that charted much later than I remember it charting, but given it's on an album that I own and the first single from that album came out in early 1997 it's not that surprising. Good tune though.

Verdict - Good

3. Five - Keep On Movin'


On hearing this record for the first time I was expecting it to open with a rap from J. Instead it opens with singing from someone I'd never noticed being in the group before. It was band member Sean who'd pretty much been in the background up until now. J does still get the lions share of the vocals though, with his vocals being somewhere in between singing and rapping in this tune. It was the first Five record to get to number one and I've got to say I like it.

Verdict - Good

2. Tin Tin Out ft Emma Bunton - What I Am (New)


It's the solo debut of Baby Spice, well her first non Spice Girls hit anyway. It ended up being the final Top 40 hit for Tin Tin Out and also their most successful. It's a cover of the Edie Brickell record, I'm not keen on the original and this cover does nothing to improve it.

Verdict - Rubbish

1. Geri Halliwell - Lift Me Up (New)


The 3rd solo hit and 2nd number one for Geri Halliwell. Despite leaving the Spice Girls due to musical differences, all 3 of her solo hits to date had been written by Absolute, the producers who discovered the Spice Girls and produced half the tracks on their first 2 albums. In fact all the songs on Geri's debut album were written by them and predictably it's still crap.

Verdict - Rubbish

If we give the records which were good 1 point each and those which were OK half a point, the final score is 8.5/20, or 42.5%. We're improving.

Tuesday 12 November 2019

UK Number 40s: Wanda Jackson - Mean Mean Man (1961)


Wanda Jackson is a name known to many, even if they know nothing other than the name. She was known as the Queen of Rockabilly and was once the girlfriend of Elvis Presley.

Her UK Top 40 career though was just 2 minor hit's, with this her 2nd making number 40. Her first hit came the previous year with "Let's Have A Party" which made 32, and had been a number 2 for Elvis Presley 3 years earlier that was simply titled "Party".

She wrote this record herself, something her ex boyfriend never did. It sounds a bit like Little Richard except with a female singing it. It also sounds more of a 50s record than 60s, and that's because it is. It originally came out in 1958 but did not chart.

It never charted in her native America, but by 1961 she had started making country music. Her chart record in America is just 3 minor hits, but she first hit the US Country Charts in 1954 and continued to have hits in it up to the 70s.

She only retired from performing earlier this year, aged 81.

Sunday 10 November 2019

Top 20 in 1999 Reviewed - Week 45

Here's my weekly look at the Top 20 from 20 years ago. On the basis we'd reach the Top 20 in the Top 40 countdown around 17:30 on a Sunday at the time the plan is for these posts to go out at 17:30 on a Sunday.

Here is the Top 40 in full.

Obviously some of the records will be the same as last week so therefore the review will be the same for these. I've indicated which ones are new so you can skip the others if you read last weeks post.

Once again my opinions are inevitably going to differ from other people, but I'm not trying to convince anyone something is good or rubbish, I'm simply giving my opinion.

So this is the top 20 from this week in 1999 with my verdict on each record:

20. Britney Spears - (You Drive Me) Crazy


After debuting with a song written by a Swedish bloke and following up with a song written by another Swedish bloke, the 3rd single for Britney Spears was written by those 2 Swedish blokes along with another 2 Swedish blokes. The result is something that sounds very American, and crap.

Verdict - Rubbish

19. Tina Turner - When The Heartache Is Over


After giving Cher a new lease of life with "Believe" just over a year earlier, producers Brian Rawling and Mark Taylor turned their attentions to a nearly 60 year old Tina Turner by producing this Dance record. On the song writing team was John Reid of Nightcrawlers fame alongside Graham Stack. I guess it worked seeing as it reached the Top 10, but I can't say I'm a fan of it.

Verdict - Rubbish

18. Shania Twain - Man! I Feel Like A Woman!


Oh dear, this is just dreadful. I guess she was successful with the equally dreadful "That Don't Impress Me Much" so thought more of the same.

Verdict - Rubbish

17. Phil Collins - You'll Be In My Heart (New)


This completely passed me by, I don't think I heard this until maybe 2010. I own Phil Collins "Hits" album as well, but it was released a year prior to this therefore it doesn't feature. I can live with that though, it's an alright song but not one of his better ones.

Verdict - OK

16. Steps - After The Love Has Gone


With this being Steps you would expect it to be a cover of the Earth Wind and Fire song, but it isn't. Instead it's more of the usual poundland Abba shite they often do.

Verdict - Rubbish

15. Dreem Teem Vs Neneh Cherry - Buddy X 99 (New)


UK Garage seemed to get really big commercially in the year 2000 and arguably this is where it all began. Obviously we'd had garage records in the Top 40 prior to this but these were few and far between in the year to date. The Dreem Teem were big names in the UK Garage scene playing many of the big events but at the start of 2000 they got their own Radio 1 show. This is a garage mix of the Neneh Cherry tune of the same title.

Verdict - Good

14. Destiny's Child - Bug A Boo


Written by Kandi Burruss and Kevin "She'kspere" Briggs, the same people who wrote "Bills Bills Bills". My assessment of "Bills Bills Bills" was that Beyoncé and her irritating voice can make any song sound crap. She's not as irritating on this record, but that doesn't mean I like it.

Verdict - Rubbish

13. B*Witched - Jesse Hold On


The first B*Witched record not to top the charts (excluding collaborations). About time if you ask me.

Verdict - Rubbish

12. Basement Jaxx - Jump 'N' Shout (New)


Basement Jaxx have had some great records, but the experimental nature of their music means that some of their tunes are questionable. This is one of them. I wouldn't say I dislike it, but it's not one I particularly like either.

Verdict - OK

11. ATB - Don't Stop


You hit the big time debuting at number one with arguably the biggest Dance record of the summer, how do you follow that up? Well what ATB did was make a record that more or less sounds the same. He knows it too and has since disowned the record for that very reason. It's not as good as "9pm (Till I Come)" and comparisons will be made, but had "9pm (Till I Come)" not been made and I was hearing this would I like it? I would say probably not, it just seems to lack any substance.

Verdict - Rubbish

10. Backstreet Boys - Larger Than Life


On the song writing credits for this record is band member Brian Littrell. As the story goes, he took this song to Swedish producers Max Martin and Kristian Lundin who would then make alterations and additions to the song. I wonder just how similar the final song is to what Brian had originally wrote.

Verdict - Rubbish

9. Diana Ross - Not Over You Yet (New)


Yet another older artist making a Dance record. But this time the record is actually pretty good. It's easy to dismiss this as an old artist trying to cash in on the modern sound when people just want to hear the old stuff. But if you just listen to the record it sounds like a proper Dance record, it's not cheesy, there isn't too much emphasis on the vocals, it's how a Dance record should sound.

Verdict - Good

8. Eiffel 65 - Blue (Da Ba Dee)


This had already been played to death by the time it charted. I remember listening to the Top 40 the week it topped the charts but turned the radio off once the number one record was announced. It's absolutely terrible.

Verdict - Rubbish

7. Macy Gray - I Try


When I first heard this I imagined the singer to be in her 50s. She actually is now, but at the time she was only 32. I thought it was alright initially but then it quickly got irritating. On paper it shouldn't be a bad song, it's original, it's soulful and it certainly isn't boring but for some reason it just bugs me.

Verdict - Rubbish

6. Ann Lee - 2 Times


This is very cheesy. It was the debut hit for Ann Lee who had previously had some success as a songwriter. I always imagined this to be sung by a teenager but turns out Ann Lee was 31 when this was released. Obviously she had learned the formula for selling records. I don't mind this record though.

Verdict - OK

5. Mariah Carey - Heartbreaker (New)


After spending the majority of the decade singing depressing ballads, here's Mariah Carey going all gangsta. Ok not quite, but it's a record for the Rap and R&B crowd and features a rap from Jay-Z. It's quite fitting that she has perhaps the shittest rapper of all time feature on this shit record.

Verdict - Rubbish

4. Westlife - Flying Without Wings


This is probably the best known Westlife song. It was written by the same people who wrote their first number one "Swear It Again". The funny thing was that it wasn't originally going to be a Westlife song, it was going to be the debut solo record for Boyzone member Stephen Gately. Given most people don't remember Stephen Gately even having a solo career, I wonder if he'd have been more successful if this song was given to him instead as originally intended. As far as Westlife songs go, this is probably one of the better ones but it's still shit.

Verdict - Rubbish

3. Christina Aguilera - Genie In A Bottle


The debut hit for Christina Aguilera. Like with many pop songs by young American artists at the time, this is very American high school sounding, but based on what we've learned about many of these songs, you'd expect it to be written by a Swedish bloke. But not this one, 2 of it's 3 writers are actually American, the other coming from New Zealand. Still, not a record I can say I like.

Verdict - Rubbish

2. R Kelly - If I Could Turn Back The Hands Of Time


The 7th Top 40 single from his "R" album, and still not the last. This is one of those records that charted much later than I remember it charting, but given it's on an album that I own and the first single from that album came out in early 1997 it's not that surprising. Good tune though.

Verdict - Good

1. Five - Keep On Movin' (New)


On hearing this record for the first time I was expecting it to open with a rap from J. Instead it opens with singing from someone I'd never noticed being in the group before. It was band member Sean who'd pretty much been in the background up until now. J does still get the lions share of the vocals though, with his vocals being somewhere in between singing and rapping in this tune. It was the first Five record to get to number one and I've got to say I like it.

Verdict - Good

If we give the records which were good 1 point each and those which were OK half a point, the final score is 5.5/20, or 27.5%. Five have brought the score over 5.

Saturday 9 November 2019

My 25 Favourite Albums: Jurassic 5 - J5LP


During my childhood and into my young adult life I went through various phases music wise. Rap music was one of those phases, but it wasn't a case of just listening to the entire genre so to speak. It began with Eminem, then those associated with Eminem such as Dr Dre, then more West Coast rap and then at some point it was any rap I found good.

There came a point when my rap phase was over, but amazingly one rap act I didn't listen to during that phase was the featured act in this post, Jurassic 5. There came a point in my life though where I was no longer committed to a specific genre, and that's when I started listening to Jurassic 5.

A lot of rap music had become less about the struggles of growing up in a rough part of the world and more about bragging about how much money they now had and how they were "pimping it up in the club". Jurassic 5 were never about that though, they were as they put it "all about the beats and the lyrics".

Another thing I liked was the fact they are a group and the dynamic they have as a group comes through on the record. The reality is that a decent producer can make a poor rapper a good tune, and a bad producer can make a good rapper a crap tune. Jurassic 5 had Cut Chemist and DJ Nu-Mark to take care of that, who are both great at what they do.

Then you have the 4 rappers, yes confusingly there are 6 members of Jurassic 5. Who is the stand out rapper? Well none of them really, it's all about how they rap together.

What this album taught me is that to make a good rap record, you don't need to claim to be the best rapper in the world, you don't need the who's who of good producers, you don't need to swear all the time and you don't need to go to war with other rappers.

Whilst it's not gangsta rap though, it's not your cheesy Will Smith type nonsense either. The lyrics do have a few expletives, they have a message with the tunes. But the emphasis is on the music, and that's the whole point of music at the end of the day.

Tuesday 5 November 2019

UK Number 40s: The Olympics - I Wish I Could Shimmy Like My Sister Kate (1961)


Long before NWA came about, there was another group who hailed from Compton, The Olympics.

They first hit the UK Charts in 1958 with "Western Movies", but wouldn't return until 1961 with this their follow up. It would also be their final UK hit.

The song itself was written in 1922 by jazz violinist Armand J.Piron. It's been covered by many acts, including The Beatles in 1962. This was the only version to reach the UK Top 40, but the songwriter never lived to witness this as he died in 1943.

The Olympics are still going today, but without any original members left. Group member Charles Fizer was killed during the Watts Riots in 1965 and fellow member Melvin King left the group the same year. The other 2 members remained in the group until their deaths, Walter Ward in 2006 and Eddie Lewis in 2017.

Sunday 3 November 2019

Top 20 in 1999 Reviewed - Week 44

Here's my weekly look at the Top 20 from 20 years ago. On the basis we'd reach the Top 20 in the Top 40 countdown around 17:30 on a Sunday at the time the plan is for these posts to go out at 17:30 on a Sunday.

Here is the Top 40 in full.

Obviously some of the records will be the same as last week so therefore the review will be the same for these. I've indicated which ones are new so you can skip the others if you read last weeks post.

Once again my opinions are inevitably going to differ from other people, but I'm not trying to convince anyone something is good or rubbish, I'm simply giving my opinion.

So this is the top 20 from this week in 1999 with my verdict on each record:

20. Buffalo Tom - Going Underground / Liam Gallagher And Steve Craddock - Carnation


There's something I never thought about when I decided to start doing these posts, the double a-side. It's quite amazing it's taken this long for the first of those to appear. The way I'll deal with these is I'll give a verdict on both songs and if either are good or ok then they'll add 1 or half a point to the score, if both are good it will still be just 1 point and if both are ok it will still be half a point. Anyway, what we have here are 2 poor covers of Jam records.

Verdict - Rubbish / Rubbish

19. The Honeyz - Never Let You Down


It's the first Honeyz single to feature Mariama who replaced Heavenli in the group. One thing I'll always remember about this song was if me and my housemate were having a conversation when this was playing, we'd always shut up during the breakdown. The harmonising with the vocals in that part is second to none. Love this tune.

Verdict - Good

18. Britney Spears - (You Drive Me) Crazy


After debuting with a song written by a Swedish bloke and following up with a song written by another Swedish bloke, the 3rd single for Britney Spears was written by those 2 Swedish blokes along with another 2 Swedish blokes. The result is something that sounds very American, and crap.

Verdict - Rubbish

17. Jordan Knight - Give It To You


It had been 5 years since New Kids on the Block called it a day, but this was the only time we'd see any of it's members have a solo Top 40 hit. Further to that, it had been 8 years since we'd last seen New Kids on the Block in the Top 10. Despite this, Jordan Knight was still only 29. It was written by Jimmy Jam & Terry Lewis alongside a then unknown Robin Thicke. On paper it sounds like it should be stuck in the 80s given the artist, writers and freestyle chorus, but somehow it doesn't sound out of place in 1999.

Verdict - OK

16. Eternal - What'cha Gonna Do (New)


I remember this being on Top of the Pops at the time. My thoughts were "are Eternal seriously carrying on as a 2 piece" and "it's not 1995 anymore, time you called it a day". This would turn out to be their final Top 40 hit before they really did call it a day. It's a poor record.

Verdict - Rubbish

15. Shania Twain - Man! I Feel Like A Woman!


Oh dear, this is just dreadful. I guess she was successful with the equally dreadful "That Don't Impress Me Much" so thought more of the same.

Verdict - Rubbish

14. Simply Red - Ain't That A Lot Of Love (New)


Here's Simply Red doing a cover of a 60s record 1999 style. They must have identified Dance music was big business, so to keep up with the times made a Dance record. It's actually not bad.

Verdict - OK

13. B*Witched - Jesse Hold On


The first B*Witched record not to top the charts (excluding collaborations). About time if you ask me.

Verdict - Rubbish

12. Steps - After The Love Has Gone


With this being Steps you would expect it to be a cover of the Earth Wind and Fire song, but it isn't. Instead it's more of the usual poundland Abba shite they often do.

Verdict - Rubbish

11. ATFC Presents Onephatdeeva - In And Out Of My Life (New)


A mash up of "Right Here Right Now" by Fatboy Slim and the Adeva tune of the same title. We also have a mash up of the sampled artists names in Onephatdeeva. I've got say I hated this at the time, in my mind it was just unnecessarily adding vocals to a Dance record. It's grown on me a bit since then, but I don't think it's the best.

Verdict - OK

10. Tina Turner - When The Heartache Is Over (New)


After giving Cher a new lease of life with "Believe" just over a year earlier, producers Brian Rawling and Mark Taylor turned their attentions to a nearly 60 year old Tina Turner by producing this Dance record. On the song writing team was John Reid of Nightcrawlers fame alongside Graham Stack. I guess it worked seeing as it reached the Top 10, but I can't say I'm a fan of it.

Verdict - Rubbish

9. Destiny's Child - Bug A Boo (New)


Written by Kandi Burruss and Kevin "She'kspere" Briggs, the same people who wrote "Bills Bills Bills". My assessment of "Bills Bills Bills" was that Beyoncé and her irritating voice can make any song sound crap. She's not as irritating on this record, but that doesn't mean I like it.

Verdict - Rubbish

8. Macy Gray - I Try


When I first heard this I imagined the singer to be in her 50s. She actually is now, but at the time she was only 32. I thought it was alright initially but then it quickly got irritating. On paper it shouldn't be a bad song, it's original, it's soulful and it certainly isn't boring but for some reason it just bugs me.

Verdict - Rubbish

7. ATB - Don't Stop


You hit the big time debuting at number one with arguably the biggest Dance record of the summer, how do you follow that up? Well what ATB did was make a record that more or less sounds the same. He knows it too and has since disowned the record for that very reason. It's not as good as "9pm (Till I Come)" and comparisons will be made, but had "9pm (Till I Come)" not been made and I was hearing this would I like it? I would say probably not, it just seems to lack any substance.

Verdict - Rubbish

6. Eiffel 65 - Blue (Da Ba Dee)


This had already been played to death by the time it charted. I remember listening to the Top 40 the week it topped the charts but turned the radio off once the number one record was announced. It's absolutely terrible.

Verdict - Rubbish

5. Backstreet Boys - Larger Than Life (New)


On the song writing credits for this record is band member Brian Littrell. As the story goes, he took this song to Swedish producers Max Martin and Kristian Lundin who would then make alterations and additions to the song. I wonder just how similar the final song is to what Brian had originally wrote.

Verdict - Rubbish

4. Ann Lee - 2 Times


This is very cheesy. It was the debut hit for Ann Lee who had previously had some success as a songwriter. I always imagined this to be sung by a teenager but turns out Ann Lee was 31 when this was released. Obviously she had learned the formula for selling records. I don't mind this record though.

Verdict - OK

3. R Kelly - If I Could Turn Back The Hands Of Time (New)


The 7th Top 40 single from his "R" album, and still not the last. This is one of those records that charted much later than I remember it charting, but given it's on an album that I own and the first single from that album came out in early 1997 it's not that surprising. Good tune though.

Verdict - Good

2. Christina Aguilera - Genie In A Bottle


The debut hit for Christina Aguilera. Like with many pop songs by young American artists at the time, this is very American high school sounding, but based on what we've learned about many of these songs, you'd expect it to be written by a Swedish bloke. But not this one, 2 of it's 3 writers are actually American, the other coming from New Zealand. Still, not a record I can say I like.

Verdict - Rubbish

1. Westlife - Flying Without Wings (New)


This is probably the best known Westlife song. It was written by the same people who wrote their first number one "Swear It Again". The funny thing was that it wasn't originally going to be a Westlife song, it was going to be the debut solo record for Boyzone member Stephen Gately. Given most people don't remember Stephen Gately even having a solo career, I wonder if he'd have been more successful if this song was given to him instead as originally intended. As far as Westlife songs go, this is probably one of the better ones but it's still shit.

Verdict - Rubbish

If we give the records which were good 1 point each and those which were OK half a point, the final score is 4/20, or 20%. The poorest week I've reviewed so far, maybe a sign the 21st century is only a couple of months away.