Wednesday, 8 February 2023

Top 30 in 1995 Reviewed: Week 6

Here's my weekly look at the Top 30 from 28 years ago. The plan is for these posts to go out at 17:30 on a Wednesday.

Here is the Top 40 in full.

Obviously some of the records will be the same as last week so therefore the review will be the same for these. I've indicated which ones are new so you can skip the others if you read last weeks post.

Once again my opinions are inevitably going to differ from other people, but I'm not trying to convince anyone something is good or rubbish, I'm simply giving my opinion.

So this is the top 30 from this week in 1995 with my verdict on each record:


This was the final single to be released from the excellent "Dummy" album which came out in 1994, but was the first to make the Top 40. It's also the final track on the album, which is one of my favourite albums of all time. I don't know what else to say really, just give it a listen and let the music do the talking.

Verdict - Good


The penultimate Top 40 hit to date for Apache Indian and the only Top 40 hit for American rapper Tim Dog. In theory it's combining the bhangra/reggae of Apache Indian and the hip of of Tim Dog but in reality it just sounds like a hip hop tune that features a reggae singer. More crucially though it sounds like a decent hip hop record.

Verdict - Good


This was the 5th Top 40 hit for Oasis and biggest hit to date, possibly helped by the fact every man and his dog had the "Definitely Maybe" album but this never appeared on an album. Although it's clearly a different song, I can't help but think of it as a blatant rip off of "I'm Free" by the Rolling Stones and it's almost surprising Jagger and Richards didn't take legal action given it doesn't take much for them to do that. Instead it was Neil Innes who took legal action for it's resemblance to one of his songs. I never got Oasis though, doesn't appeal to me at all.

Verdict - Rubbish


My memory of this record is that Vanessa-Mae just seemed to come out of nowhere and we suddnely had this superstar violin player. She'd actually been around a few years but was now making a 'pop' album to appeal to a wider audience. This was her big hit and I actually quite like it.

Verdict - Good


The Top 40 debut for Boyzone, the Irish version of Take That. After they had a few hits it became apparent that Ronan Keating has quite a deep singing voice but he's pretty high pitched here and you can kind of sense he's struggling to sing like that. Like many Boyzone hits it's a cover that just sounds like a karaoke version of the original.

Verdict - Rubbish


The penultimate Top 40 hit for The Black Crowes and the last time they'll feature as their final one didn't make the Top 30. Both sides of the record are pretty solid and nothing to really fault about either of them. Has it's own distinct sound.

Verdict - Good Good


Yes that's right, Simple Minds were still having hits in 1995. I do remember this being in the charts at the time though so not that much of a surprise. It's far better than their 1991 efforts that suggested they were past their best. I'm not going to suggest this is up to the standards of "Theme For Great Cities" because it isn't, but it's still a decent effort.

Verdict - Good


Like with most REM records, it's impossible to make out the lyrics to it. The words Tigra and Calibra fit the first line, kind of, so that's what I used to sing. I see the Vauxhall Tigra had been launched quite recently at that point and the Calibra was the other Vauxhall sports car at the time. When it builds up to the chorus you expect something big is going to come, but it doesn't. That's what makes the record though.

Verdict - Good


This is one of those records I've known all my life but this is the first time it ever made the UK Top 40. It's also the only Top 40 hit to date for Bob Seger. There have been cover versions by other artists that have made the Top 40 over the years, but it's all about the original.

Verdict - Good


1995 was considered the peak year for Britpop and Suede were considered one of the big four of Britpop. This minor hit though was their only Top 40 hit of 1995. It's a pretty boring record and I've never got the appeal of Suede generally speaking.

Verdict - Rubbish


This was originally by Heatwave and what I'm not sure about is which version I heard first. For a long time I thought of it as being a Luther Vandross song, but at the same time I feel like I first heard it earlier than 1995. Anyway a decent effort from Luther Vandross who could sing pretty much anything.

Verdict - Good


This was the final Top 40 hit to date for Jade. Whilst I very much associate this record with 1995, it does sound like it could have easily come out in 1993 and as a result I remember Jade more fondly than other early 90s R&B groups who outstayed their welcome.

Verdict - Good


We had reached the mid-point of the 90s and the 80s was very much a distant memory. Or so it seemed until The Human League made a comeback. I remember how out of place this record sounded at the time and in my mind there was no room for 80s music in the 90s. I do like 80s synth pop music these days including some Human League records, but not this one.

Verdict - Rubbish


This was the 4th Top 40 hit for Jimmy Nail and his first not to make the Top 5. It was taken from the TV series "Crocodile Shoes" which Jimmy Nail was starring in at the time. I find this one pretty boring to be honest.

Verdict - Rubbish


Let Loose were a boy band with guitars and this was their 3rd Top 40 hit. I think I'd learned to ignore them by this point because the only bells this is ringing is it being how I remember Let Loose sounding, i.e. shit.

Verdict - Rubbish


I remember this record featuring Pato Banton and was waiting for him to appear but then it never happened. It turns out it was a remix that featured Pato Banton which is miles better and as I remember that was the version we always heard it's the one I'm including.

Verdict - Good


If grunge killed off hair metal then punk killed off grunge. Had I not got into rave then this would have probably been the direction I would have taken music wise. I sort of was gearing towards this at the time and in a roundabout way got there eventually by owning all the Green Day albums and forming a punk band years later. I love the drums in this record, something about the moment where they kick in.

Verdict - Good


When I first heard this on Top of the Pops I wasn't sure whether I'd heard it before or not. When the first verse was being sung, in my mind I'd never heard it before. Then the chorus came in and it sounded familiar. What I don't know is if I'd genuinely heard the chorus before, or its one of those things I feel I've heard before but hadn't. The verses and chorus bear no resemblance to each other and I like that about the song. 

Verdict - Good


There was once a pub in Newcastle called "Tut 'N' Shive" and whenever I'd walk past it I'd sing this in my head but changing the words to "I don't see nothing wrong with a little Tut 'N' Shive". Then it changed it's name to "Dog & Parrott" and "I don't see nothing wrong with a little Dog & Parrott" doesn't really work. Anyway I love this record, it's the opening track to a "Pure Swing" compilation I own and also appears on his "12 Play" album which I also own.

Verdict - Good


Steps have often been referred to as poundland Abba for the 90s which I don't disagree with at all. I would however say a more accurate description of them would be the Deuce of the late 90s. This was the Top 40 debut for Deuce and what I remembered most about it aside from how cheesy it was is the rhyming of face and disgrace. 

Verdict - Rubbish


There was a brief period of time when the Riverdance was big. Never been a fan of dancing myself so I ignored it the best I could. But given it's popularity they couldn't resist releasing a single from it. The fact it's all about watching the dancing rather than listening to the music though suggests the music isn't really up to much, which it isn't.

Verdict - Rubbish


M People never seemed to be out of the Top 40 around the mid-90s, the hits just kept coming. They mostly followed the same sort of formula i.e. very commercial sounding vocal house tunes. I guess they had their place in the music world, just not the sort of music I would want to listen to though.

Verdict - Rubbish


After deciding I wanted to go down the rave route, a question I asked myself was which records count as rave music. This was one that I did question and the answer is no not really. It was probably more to do with the fact I liked what I was hearing so if it did somehow qualify as rave then I'd be completely justified in liking it.

Verdict - Good


This was the 2nd UK Top 40 hit for German eurodance act (MC Sar And) The Real McCoy and the follow up to their biggest hit "Another Night". Unlike many other eurodance acts, they also were successful in America. Also unlike many other eurodance acts, I liked them enough to buy the album though admittedly this was years later and bought from poundland.

Verdict - Good


This was the Top 40 debut and biggest hit for MN8. I've often said that British R&B in the 90s often sounded like a cheap imitation of its American counterpart. This is no exception, but at the same time what a tune. 

Verdict - Good


I was getting a bit confused when listening to this just now. My memory of it is that it was a dance cover of the Bonnie Tyler record, but I start listening and finding this too is a ballad. That is until around a minute and a half in when it turns into a dance record. It's a very poor transition though and a poor record all together. It's the only time Nicki French will feature, but she did have one further Top 40 hit in 2000 with the Eurovision entry which makes sense.

Verdict - Rubbish


The only Top 40 hit for Ini Kamoze who had been around since the early 80s and was in his late 30s by this point. It has 90s nostalgia written all over it, but even in the late 90s I remember looking back on records like this and thinking they don't make them like that anymore.

Verdict - Good


I used to regularly go to a pub quiz where the first round was always music clips where we had to give the artist title and year. There would be a common theme between the clips and one time it was number one hits of the 90s in which this appeared. Obviously the artist and title wasn't a problem, but the year wasn't so straightforward. On one hand it entered the charts in 1994 but it topped the charts in 1995, so which year was he wanting? I can't remember which one it was now, but it was different to the one I gave. That association makes me hate the song even more than I did previously. 

Verdict - Rubbish


This record changed my life. Prior to this I was part of the grunge crowd and rave was the enemy. I was becoming disillusioned with it all and felt I was listening to music I should be listening to rather than what I wanted to listen to. Then this came along which was precisely what I shouldn't have liked, but I thought it was pretty much the best record out at that moment. I concluded that rave was much more up my street and so my transition to a raver began. 

Verdict - Good


I remember going on holiday in 1995 and going to a restaurant the first night which was almost empty. As I dined it became apparent why nobody went there. The restaurant manager seemed to love this song, playing it multiple times that evening and encouraging diners to get up and dance to it with him. Needless to say I never went back. A boring depressing record.

Verdict - Rubbish

If we give the records which were good 1 point each and those which were OK half a point, the final score is 18/30, or 60%. We're now improving. 

Tuesday, 7 February 2023

UK Number 40s: D'bora - Going Round (1995)

 


The artist on this number 40 began her music career as Baby D. Not Baby D of "Let Me Be Your Fantasy" fame, she was Baby D as part of the female rap group Mercedes Ladies in the 80s.

In the 90s she became a singer in the house scene with a number of non charting singles at the beginning of the decade as well as the album "ESP".

Also at the beginning of the 90s there was a house act called UBQ Project who had their first releases. Then in 1993 UBQ Project Aaron Smith went solo with his first release being "U Got Me Going Around" which featured D'bora on vocals.

This record was basically a radio edit of "U Got Me Going Around" and this time was credited to D'bora. Follow up record "Good Love, Real Love" failed to making the Top 40 and she released two further singles that didn't chart before retiring from music.

Aaron Smith would return to the Top 40 at the start of 2006 with "Dancin" which made number 20, but has seemingly released nothing since. 

Sunday, 5 February 2023

Top 30 in 1993 Reviewed: Week 6

Here's my weekly look at the Top 30 from 30 years ago. The plan is for these posts to go out at 17:30 on a Sunday.

Here is the Top 40 in full.

Obviously some of the records will be the same as last week so therefore the review will be the same for these. I've indicated which ones are new so you can skip the others if you read last weeks post.

Once again my opinions are inevitably going to differ from other people, but I'm not trying to convince anyone something is good or rubbish, I'm simply giving my opinion.

So this is the top 30 from this week in 1993 with my verdict on each record:


The Shamen could do no wrong in 1992 it would seem. I would say this is the best of their 1992 hits, possibly helped by the fact it hasn't fallen victim to anthem bashing. At the time I misheard the lyrics to the chorus as being "we are the burger people". 

Verdict - Good


Its safe to assume I was no longer a Queen fan by this point as I have no recollection of this record being remixed. It originally made the Top 40 in 1987. The remix makes it sound more like a Queen record, but it's not my cup of tea.

Verdict - Rubbish


The 3rd and final Top 40 hit to date for Undercover which once again is a cover. This record doesn't hold any 90s nostalgia for me like their first 2 hits because I don't remember this. On that basis I'm hearing it for what it is, a generic dance cover that's a bit rubbish.

Verdict - Rubbish


The 2nd Top 40 hit for Naughty By Nature, who's debut "OPP" is their best known record but only made number 35. Like it's predecessor it has a catchy sing along chorus. Take that out of the equation though and you still have a decent hip hop record.

Verdict - Good 


Despite the fact this record came out at a time when I was very much following the charts and "Sledgehammer" came out just before my music memories begin I still find myself getting the 2 records mixed up. According to one of the video comments Peter Gabriel wrote this as a reaction to the critics saying all his songs sound the same. It's not a bad sound for all your songs though.

Verdict - OK


Aside from his "Dancing in the Street" cover with David Bowie I would guess few knew Mick Jagger had a solo career. Interestingly his Top 40 solo career spanned 42 years, the same number of years as The Rolling Stones Top 40 career lasted for. This is his penultimate Top 40 hit to date and I can see why few talk about Mick Jagger as a solo artist.

Verdict - Rubbish


If I was to pick the most bland and generic dance record of the 90s then this would be a strong candidate. It was the Top 40 debut for D:Ream and their biggest hit and possibly the only hit many people remembered. They had a few more equally bland hits though.

Verdict - Rubbish


The 2nd biggest Top 40 hit for Jon Secada which got no higher than 23, which may explain why many will only remember him for "Just Another Day". This ones purely a ballad though, but a pretty good ballad I have to say. I used to listen to a 90s radio station on the internet which was American and this got played a lot.

Verdict - Good 


Rapination were The Rapino Brothers who were enjoying success as producers of "Could It Be Magic" by Take That. I associate this record with school discos and being an example of why modern music as it was at the time was the best.

Verdict - Good 


There seemed to be a lot of old songs being re-issued in the 90s to promote greatest hits albums and this was one of them. It famously was kept off the top spot in 1981 by a novelty record. As this was the 90s though it seemed unlikely it would be competing for number one this time and it wasn't. A decent record though nonetheless.

Verdict - Good 


The biggest complaint I have about this record is that it's not "Carry Me Home". I absolutely love that record and it's easy to draw comparisons even though this record came first. I'm usually not a fan of vocals in dance records but I'll make an exception for this one.

Verdict - Good 


I remember Tom Jones still being around in the early 90s, but he only had 2 Top 40 hits in this period with this being the first and I have no recollection of it. It's a cover of The Beatles song and sounds very karaoke.

Verdict - Rubbish


The Cult were finished in terms of new Top 40 hits by this point, but they were in the Top 40 once again with a remix of their debut hit "She Sells Sanctuary". They were one of the 80s bands seen as acceptable by the grunge community and the remix was done by Nirvana producer Butch Vig you'd expect it to have more of a grunge sound. It has more of a dance sound though and doesn't really work.

Verdict - Rubbish


It was around the time this record came out that it was established that if you were a boy you weren't supposed to like Take That. At the same time, this was the first Take That record I actually liked. I wouldn't admit it at the time but I admit it now.

Verdict - Good


One thing I remember about this record at the time was some people thinking this was Guns N Roses. I sort of get why having the word "roses" in the title may cause this confusion, but it really sounds nothing like Guns N Roses. I think Bon Jovi were my 3rd favourite band at the time, behind Guns N Roses funnily enough and INXS. It's a ballad, but one you can scream your lungs out to which is a good thing in my book. 

Verdict - Good 


Extreme enjoyed a lot of success and gained a lot of criticism for being the hard rock band with acoustic guitars. What I would say in their favour is they were pretty good at doing acoustic songs and ballads. They'd run out of steam with this acoustic number though, it's a pretty boring one and is their final Top 40 hit to date.

Verdict - Rubbish


I would say "Mr. Wendal" is one of those records that's got better with age. I liked it at the time, but later on in life I'm realising what a strange record it is, but in a good way. "Revolution" was one I don't ever remember hearing at the time, but I do know it now. It was looking like it wasn't on YouTube when I searched for it, so I went to Google to search and a YouTube video was the first result. Again a decent record.

Verdict - Good / Good


Grunge was supposed to have killed off music like this, but here is further proof that it didn't. That said Def Leppard were never a cool band to like amongst my peers. The main reason I never really like Def Leppard though were generic songs like this.

Verdict - Rubbish


The highest charting Top 40 hit for Faith No More which is a cover of the Commodores record. It did find it somewhat questionable initially but hearing the guitar solo in it convinced me. "Be Aggressive" has aggressive vocals but the music not so much, but decent tune nonetheless. 

Verdict - Good / Good


When Lulu collaborated with Take That later on in the year my perception was that it was the first time she'd been in the charts since the 60s. Turns out her comeback came at the beginning of the year with this record which passed me by. If you didn't know this was Lulu then you wouldn't know it's by a 60s singer, it sounds very much like a 90s record. Nothing special but it's alright.

Verdict - OK


This was 3rd time this record made the Top 40 having previously charted in 1979 and 1984. It was also the highest charting release. I gather this was released this time due to being featured in the TV show "The Gladiators" at the time. I got into an argument with someone else about what the best song from the show was, they liked this and I liked "The Boys Are Back In Town".

Verdict - Rubbish


This originally made the Top 40 in 1991 but was remixed in 1993 to sound more like a pop record which is the direction they took for the rest of the decade. I guess you could call it dance music for people who aren't into dance music. I am into dance music though.

Verdict - Rubbish


This record is best remembered for it's video full of naked people rather than the actual tune. Reading through the video comments I came across one that sums it up perfectly for me "It sounds great and the message is still something to aspire to. It's a shame the years have made me cynical.". 

Verdict - Good 


This one reminds me of school discos where someone was getting pissed off with me copying their dance moves. I wasn't aware of the Simple Minds tune this sampled at the time, but now I'm very familiar with it I realise there's not really that much difference between the two records.

Verdict - Good 


If ever there was proof that everyone's got one good song in them, then this is it. I'm not a fan of Duran Duran, I've always found their music irritating generally speaking. But this record is excellent. It's easy to point the finger at the guitaring for making this record so good and it certainly contributes to that, but everything about it is good.

Verdict - Good 


It had already been established that boys weren't supposed to like Take That, but nobody had said anything about East 17 yet. Therefore I would make no secret at the time that I liked this record. It was their first Top 5 hit.

Verdict - Good 


I did like this record at the time but haven't heard it since. I was expecting not to like it now though as I've become much less tolerant of eurodance in general, but I was pleasantly surprised to find I still like it. The fact it's breakbeat rather than the kick drum probably helps, but it sounds like a proper dance record.

Verdict - Good


We're into the final year of Stock and Waterman having hits which begins with this. It sounds like Stock and Waterman had little to do with it though, it's a cover and production was done by West End aka Eddie Gordon amongst others who were uncredited. That would explain why this record is actually quite good.

Verdict - Good


The tune which knocked Whitney Houston off number one which everybody sang "there's no lyrics" to. I'm terrible at making out lyrics in songs and I remember being criticised for not knowing the words to the other bit she sings and remember other people telling me what the words were. My thoughts were they would have been better of genuinely having no lyrics.

Verdict - Rubbish


You couldn't escape this record at the time, it was everywhere. I recall "The Bodyguard" film which this was taken from being massive as well. Let's just say the film was much better than the song.

Verdict - Rubbish

If we give the records which were good 1 point each and those which were OK half a point, the final score is 17/30, or 57%. Lots of crap entering the charts this week but we still have the same score as last week.

Friday, 3 February 2023

Top 30 in 1996 Reviewed: Week 5

Here's my weekly look at the Top 30 from 27 years ago. The plan is for these posts to go out at 17:30 on a Friday.

Here is the Top 40 in full.

Obviously some of the records will be the same as last week so therefore the review will be the same for these. I've indicated which ones are new so you can skip the others if you read last weeks post.

Once again my opinions are inevitably going to differ from other people, but I'm not trying to convince anyone something is good or rubbish, I'm simply giving my opinion.

So this is the top 30 from this week in 1996 with my verdict on each record:


In the post Louise era of Eternal they came back with perhaps the most uplifting record they'd released to date in "Power of a Woman". They followed it up with this, which is perhaps their most dreary. It was composed by the writer of "Nothin At All" by Heart and the write of "In the Ones You Love" by Diana Ross. 

Verdict - Rubbish


Marion were one of those Britpop bands I remember existing but not really remember much about their music. This was their 2nd of 3 Top 40 hits to date and I do remember it now I'm listening to it. Reading the blurb about them, they were described as the "Northern Suede" which doesn't put them in good light in my opinion. It's all about the music though, but unfortunately it does little for me to be convinced they were anything more than that.

Verdict - Rubbish


The 2nd Top 40 hit for TLC which came nearly 3 years after their first. It was the lead single from their "CrazySexyCool" album. Like their first hit, this was composed by Dallas Austin. Hearing the intro to this tells me its going to be a good tune, and the rest of the tune doesn't disappoint. 

Verdict - Good


The Top 40 debut for The Presidents Of The United States Of America. Looking back I can see this may have inspired 21st century bands like The Strokes and The Hives, but don't let that put you off. I'm talking the punk influenced sound performed by men in suits. Always found this a good one to bop along to and nice and snappy too.

Verdict - Good


The follow up to "Gangstas Paradise" which fell out of the Top 40 before its predecessor did. It samples the Kool & the Gang record of the same name. In January though it was anything but too hot. It's a solid follow up record.

Verdict - Good


This originally charted in 1989 when Bobby Brown was at his most prolific chart wise. By 1996 Bobby Browns Top 40 career was more or less finished but "Every Little Step" was given the remix treatment by C.J. Mackintosh in a similar style to his last big hit "Two Can Play That Game". I was a fan of the original and also have his remix album with it on, so I know a decent remix is possible. I would say this one is decent enough.

Verdict - Good


Lisa Moorish is best known these days for having a daughter with the then married Liam Gallagher. She also had a pop career though with this being the 2nd of 3 Top 40 hits to date. I'd also say this is the best known, though not sure how well remembered it was. I always thought it was a bit shit at the time and listening again I haven't changed my mind.

Verdict - Rubbish


The 3rd Top 40 hit for Cast and first to make the Top 10. I don't think I've heard this since the 90s and I have to say it hasn't aged very well. I never liked it at the time if I'm honest, always thought the lyrics were silly but I thought it was quite distinctive at least. Sounds very generic now though.

Verdict - Rubbish


The Top 40 debut for Scottish bouncy techno act QFX. With the Top 40 career of fellow Scots TTF now finished it was QFX now flying the flag. It's a cover of the Moby record, and not the only cover happening around this time either. I liked pretty much all the versions of it I was hearing at the time including this one.

Verdict - Good


This was the 2nd Top 40 hit for Skunk Anansie and probably their best known. At a time when mainstream guitar music was getting softer it's good to hear something with a harder edge like this. I was too much into rave at the time to truly appreciate it, but looking back this is actually a decent tune.

Verdict - Good


The hardbag era was coming to an end by this point with this being one of the last hits from the genre. I did like hardbag music generally, but you could sense it was becoming a bit tired by this point. This record just sounds like jumping on the bandwagon and making any old crap.

Verdict - Rubbish


The 3rd Top 40 hit for Baby D and the best one in my opinion. It came at a time when in the rave scene happy hardcore and drum & bass had become separated, but this record is more reflective of the time before the scene split. 

Verdict - Good


There's a lot to say about this record, but what springs to mind personally was seeing people who once listened to rave now listening to Oasis. It was reflected on the TV on Byker Grove too. The music aspect had gone from Frew and Barney DJing to characters who's names I don't remember singing "Wonderwall". I was firmly in the rave camp by this point though and couldn't comprehend why people would listen to Oasis instead.

Verdict - Rubbish


The Top 40 debut for Northern Uproar, another band from the Britpop scene who you never really hear about anymore. This does sound slightly harder than your average Britpop record, but not by much. As a result it's in no mans land, too hard for Britpop and too soft for rock. That said, music like this tended to have greater success a few years later. Not for me though.

Verdict - Rubbish Rubbish 


To me this record illustrates all that was wrong with Boyzone's formula of doing lots of covers. The song is supposed to be a father singing to his son, but Ronan Keating was only 18 here and therefore more likely to be the age of the son being sang to. OK it's composer Cat Stevens was only a few years older when he wrote it, but I remember seeing Ronan Keating sing "look at me I am old" and thinking no you're not.

Verdict - Rubbish


There was a time when you knew what you were getting with an Ace of Base record i.e. a nice bit of reggae pop. Then came this, a dance record. It's the same idea though, written for the pop charts and a joy to listen to. 

Verdict - Good


At the time I was a big fan of "Gangsta's Paradise" and was convinced it had been in the Top 40 longer than anything else once it had been there a while. Turns out this record entered the Top 40 the same week. As both records fell to the lower reaches, I bought the "Gangsta's Paradise" single to help give it at least another week in the Top 40. Unfortunately "Gangsta's Paradise" dropped out, but this stayed another week and I wasn't happy about that. It failed to reach the Top 40 when first released but a Todd Terry remix gave it a new lease of life. Never seen the appeal myself though.

Verdict - Rubbish


I can't remember if it was the first time I'd heard it, but I can picture myself listening to this on the radio at the time and thinking this is the record I've been waiting to hear all my life. I could even tell you the name of the street I was going down when I was thinking that. There hadn't really been much of the dark side of rap music in the charts prior to this, but that's what I really wanted to hear. I even bought the single for this too which was the only thing I bought around this time that wasn't rave.

Verdict - Good


In 1995 I was singing this all the time, and those not into rave had no idea what I was singing with some even thinking I was making it up. In 1996 here it was in the Top 40. Technohead were a British husband/wife duo who'd recorded under several aliases over the years. In the early 90s they relocated to Holland and topped the charts with this. By the time it charted over here though one of them had sadly passed away.

Verdict - Good


Upside Down were a boy band formed by Ian Levine and put together on the TV. This was their Top 40 debut which was originally intended for Bad Boys Inc, a previous Ian Levine boy band who had now split up. It's a blatant rip off of "Careless Whisper".

Verdict - Rubbish


I remember the race for Christmas number one and not liking the fact this record won the race instead of Mike Flowers Pops. It seems to me that the only reason this topped the charts was because it was Michael Jackson. It's hard to take the lyrical content seriously when it's being sung by a man who had a funfair in his own back garden.

Verdict - Rubbish


I'd heard this record long before it hit the UK Top 40. I went from initially loving to hating it pretty quickly. Basically the only rap metal act I knew was Rage Against The Machine so when I heard this it sounded good to hearing someone else doing it. Then I started to think this was pretty poor in comparison. My view has mellowed since, but I still don't particularly like it.

Verdict - Rubbish


This was the 7th Top 40 hit in a row by Cher that was a cover and this wouldn't be the end of the streak either. It was originally by The Real People. It's a song I remember getting annoyed at hearing all the time on Now 33. I've not heard it since and hopefully won't hear it again.

Verdict - Rubbish


The 90s comeback of Meat Loaf continued with this being his 5th top 40 hit of the 90s ensuring he had more Top 40 hits in the 90s than any other decade. I think the title sounds better if said in a Scottish accent. That's about as exciting as this record gets. It's not as over the top as some of his other records but that just makes it a bit bland.

Verdict - Rubbish


A big beat cover of the Led Zeppelin song. I've never been that keen on the Led Zeppelin original but love this cover. Nothing unusual there really, there are several dance records that I like but don't like the original.

Verdict - Good


This was the final single from their "The Bends" album which became their highest charting single to that point. It was perhaps the success of this single which made them stick to making mellow depressing music as opposed to the grunge sound they started out with. It worked for them but not something I'd want to listen to.

Verdict - Rubbish


This was the first Top 40 for George Michael since he topped the charts with the "Five Live EP" nearly 3 years prior. He managed to top the charts again with this. I remember the Top of the Pops exclusive of this record and thinking how boring. I still do think it's boring.

Verdict - Rubbish


You have to feel sorry for Tito Jackson really, a musician in his own right yet 3T were best known as Michael Jacksons nephews as opposed to Tito Jacksons sons. What I remember about this at the time was one of them having a backpack on that he'd throw to the ground part way through the song. No idea why he did that, maybe a distraction from the fact it's not a very good song.

Verdict - Rubbish


The 3rd Top 40 hit for The Bluetones which was really their breakthrough single. It was also their first Top 40 hit not to have blue in the title. It's catchy and still often gets played today. I could take it or leave it at the time, but can now see the appeal whilst being pretty sick of it at the same time.

Verdict - OK


One of the biggest disappointments of the 90s was hearing "Spaceman" in its entirety. When it appeared on the Levi's advert it sounded great. Then it appeared on Top of the Pops and I was looking forward to it. Once the intro, which appeared on the advert, was over it slowed down into a rather dreary song.

Verdict - Rubbish

If we give the records which were good 1 point each and those which were OK half a point, the final score is 11.5/30, or 38%. We've slipped even further, I feel this will very much be a year of ups and downs.

Thursday, 2 February 2023

Christmas Charts Rated: 2006

Top 40

Best Song: Nelly Furtado - All Good Things (Come To An End)

This was the 3rd Top 40 hit from the "Loose" album. I own that album and it was quite possibly this record coming out as a single that convinced me to buy them album. I thought all the singles from it were decent and also think the album is good overall.

Worst Song: Amy Winehouse - Rehab

When Amy Winehouse first came about she was one of those people you couldn't help but know existed but could easily avoid her music. Her drug problems became well documented and then came this record about how she refuses to go to rehab. I remember thinking how dreadful this record was the first time I heard it, and then there was no avoiding it. 

Top 40 Review

2006 was the final year you needed a physical release to be eligible for the charts. In terms of old Christmas records we had Pogues and Slade. There was also a novetly Christmas record from Ricky Tomlinson with "Christmas My Arse" and another new Christmas song in "December Brings Me Back To You" by Andy Abraham featuring Michael Underwood. There was also a version of "Last Christmas" by Crazy Frog. As usual it's zeroes all around.

We're in an era where Cliff Richard was still getting in the Top 40 at Christmas time. We were still in the infancy of the X Factor though so it was just that years winner Leona Lewis in the Top 40. Goes without saying there's no points for them.

My memory tells me it was the era that indie music was still dominating the Top 40, but the facts tell me there were just 2 indie records in there which both came from Razorlight and both get zero.

We were also in the era before EDM was really a thing, but what we did have in those days was eurodance in the form of Cascada and Micky Modelle. The Cascada one is a Savage Garden cover and is particularly dreadful.

In terms of more proper dance music it wasn't great either. I've given half marks to "PATT (Party All The Time)" by Sharam and "Yeah Yeah" by Bodyrox featuring Luciana. Fedde Le Grande, Booty Luv and Queen vs Miami Project all get zeroes though.

Getting full marks though is Scissor Sisters with "I Don't Feel Like Dancing". I remember it being a breath of fresh air at a time when there wasn't much in the way of decent modern music coming on the music channels.

The surprise one came from Take That with their comeback single "Patience". I remember being amazed at the fact I found it quite good at the time.

The more modern boy bands/girl groups/pop singers were all getting zeroes though.

The original target from the best year search was 6, this has fallen short

Score: 4

Table

2006 is 2nd in the table which is possible where each year will come in the next few weeks given the anomaly that was 1962:



Wednesday, 1 February 2023

Top 30 in 1995 Reviewed: Week 5

Here's my weekly look at the Top 30 from 28 years ago. The plan is for these posts to go out at 17:30 on a Wednesday.

Here is the Top 40 in full.

Obviously some of the records will be the same as last week so therefore the review will be the same for these. I've indicated which ones are new so you can skip the others if you read last weeks post.

Once again my opinions are inevitably going to differ from other people, but I'm not trying to convince anyone something is good or rubbish, I'm simply giving my opinion.

So this is the top 30 from this week in 1995 with my verdict on each record:


This was the Top 40 debut for Spiritualized who had temporarily changed their name to Spiritualized Electric Mainline. I don't remember this record and what I'm unable to tell is whether the YouTube video is a bad recording or whether it's supposed to sound like that. Either way, it's not something I particularly enjoyed listening to.

Verdict - Rubbish


Like with most REM records, it's impossible to make out the lyrics to it. The words Tigra and Calibra fit the first line, kind of, so that's what I used to sing. I see the Vauxhall Tigra had been launched quite recently at that point and the Calibra was the other Vauxhall sports car at the time. When it builds up to the chorus you expect something big is going to come, but it doesn't. That's what makes the record though.

Verdict - Good


I've not heard this one since 1995 but do remember it. When I started to play it I thought maybe this isn't the song I remember, but once the intro is done I realise it's exactly the song I remember. I have to say it hasn't aged very well at all. I seem to recall not minding Belly at the time, but listening now I have to say this is pretty shit. It's the 2nd of 3 Top 40 hits for Belly but the only one to make the Top 30 and therefore the only time they'll feature, which I'm not sad about.

Verdict - Rubbish


This was originally by Heatwave and what I'm not sure about is which version I heard first. For a long time I thought of it as being a Luther Vandross song, but at the same time I feel like I first heard it earlier than 1995. Anyway a decent effort from Luther Vandross who could sing pretty much anything.

Verdict - Good


The Lightning Seeds made their Top 40 debut back in 1989, but this was just their 4th Top 40 hit. They would become chart regulars from this point for a period of time. It was the first single from the "Jollification" album to make the Top 40 and would be their highest charting single until "3 Lions". Not a record I've really given much thought to if I'm honest, but found myself enjoying it just now.

Verdict - Good


I once sang this at karaoke one summer and the DJ questioned why I was singing a Christmas song at that time of the year. The answer is simple, it's not a Christmas song. Yes it was Christmas number one and year the bells at the end may give a hint of Christmas, but the song was about Tony Mortimer's brother after he'd taken his own life. Anyway like with pretty much all the East 17 hits, I like it and it's one of my favourite ever Christmas number ones.

Verdict - Good


The 5th Top 40 hit for Jimmy Somerville but just the 2nd which wasn't a cover. He wrote this along with Richard Stannard and Matt Rowe, the composers of many of the Spice Girls hits. Don't let that put you off though, it isn't that bad. Not the sort of record I'd go out of my way to listen to, but not a bad tune at the same time.

Verdict - OK


I don't remember anyone still listening to Guns N' Roses in 1995. The fact this went straight into the Top 10 though implies plenty of people still were. It was however the final Guns N' Roses hit before the wilderness years. It's a cover of the Rolling Stones record and to be honest it isn't great. You could tell that they were pretty much finished as a band by this point. 

Verdict - Rubbish


This is one of those records I've known all my life but this is the first time it ever made the UK Top 40. It's also the only Top 40 hit to date for Bob Seger. There have been cover versions by other artists that have made the Top 40 over the years, but it's all about the original.

Verdict - Good


This was the final single to be released from the excellent "Dummy" album which came out in 1994, but was the first to make the Top 40. It's also the final track on the album, which is one of my favourite albums of all time. I don't know what else to say really, just give it a listen and let the music do the talking.

Verdict - Good


Peter Andre once said that his songwriting process begins with him waking up with a melody in his head. When he wrote "Flava" I can only assume he'd been listening to "Hoochie Booty" by Ultimate Kaos the night before. This was the 2nd Top 40 hit for Ultimate Kaos who were a Simon Cowell created boy band. It's therefore cheesy, but lacks the charm of its predecessor "Some Girls". 

Verdict - Rubbish


This was the 5th Top 40 hit for Oasis and biggest hit to date, possibly helped by the fact every man and his dog had the "Definitely Maybe" album but this never appeared on an album. Although it's clearly a different song, I can't help but think of it as a blatant rip off of "I'm Free" by the Rolling Stones and it's almost surprising Jagger and Richards didn't take legal action given it doesn't take much for them to do that. Instead it was Neil Innes who took legal action for it's resemblance to one of his songs. I never got Oasis though, doesn't appeal to me at all.

Verdict - Rubbish


When I first heard this on Top of the Pops I wasn't sure whether I'd heard it before or not. When the first verse was being sung, in my mind I'd never heard it before. Then the chorus came in and it sounded familiar. What I don't know is if I'd genuinely heard the chorus before, or its one of those things I feel I've heard before but hadn't. The verses and chorus bear no resemblance to each other and I like that about the song. 

Verdict - Good


After deciding I wanted to go down the rave route, a question I asked myself was which records count as rave music. This was one that I did question and the answer is no not really. It was probably more to do with the fact I liked what I was hearing so if it did somehow qualify as rave then I'd be completely justified in liking it.

Verdict - Good


The Top 40 debut for Boyzone, the Irish version of Take That. After they had a few hits it became apparent that Ronan Keating has quite a deep singing voice but he's pretty high pitched here and you can kind of sense he's struggling to sing like that. Like many Boyzone hits it's a cover that just sounds like a karaoke version of the original.

Verdict - Rubbish


Steps have often been referred to as poundland Abba for the 90s which I don't disagree with at all. I would however say a more accurate description of them would be the Deuce of the late 90s. This was the Top 40 debut for Deuce and what I remembered most about it aside from how cheesy it was is the rhyming of face and disgrace. 

Verdict - Rubbish


There was once a pub in Newcastle called "Tut 'N' Shive" and whenever I'd walk past it I'd sing this in my head but changing the words to "I don't see nothing wrong with a little Tut 'N' Shive". Then it changed it's name to "Dog & Parrott" and "I don't see nothing wrong with a little Dog & Parrott" doesn't really work. Anyway I love this record, it's the opening track to a "Pure Swing" compilation I own and also appears on his "12 Play" album which I also own.

Verdict - Good


Yes that's right, Simple Minds were still having hits in 1995. I do remember this being in the charts at the time though so not that much of a surprise. It's far better than their 1991 efforts that suggested they were past their best. I'm not going to suggest this is up to the standards of "Theme For Great Cities" because it isn't, but it's still a decent effort.

Verdict - Good


Let Loose were a boy band with guitars and this was their 3rd Top 40 hit. I think I'd learned to ignore them by this point because the only bells this is ringing is it being how I remember Let Loose sounding, i.e. shit.

Verdict - Rubbish


M People never seemed to be out of the Top 40 around the mid-90s, the hits just kept coming. They mostly followed the same sort of formula i.e. very commercial sounding vocal house tunes. I guess they had their place in the music world, just not the sort of music I would want to listen to though.

Verdict - Rubbish


We had reached the mid-point of the 90s and the 80s was very much a distant memory. Or so it seemed until The Human League made a comeback. I remember how out of place this record sounded at the time and in my mind there was no room for 80s music in the 90s. I do like 80s synth pop music these days including some Human League records, but not this one.

Verdict - Rubbish


There was a brief period of time when the Riverdance was big. Never been a fan of dancing myself so I ignored it the best I could. But given it's popularity they couldn't resist releasing a single from it. The fact it's all about watching the dancing rather than listening to the music though suggests the music isn't really up to much, which it isn't.

Verdict - Rubbish


If grunge killed off hair metal then punk killed off grunge. Had I not got into rave then this would have probably been the direction I would have taken music wise. I sort of was gearing towards this at the time and in a roundabout way got there eventually by owning all the Green Day albums and forming a punk band years later. I love the drums in this record, something about the moment where they kick in.

Verdict - Good


This was the Top 40 debut and biggest hit for MN8. I've often said that British R&B in the 90s often sounded like a cheap imitation of its American counterpart. This is no exception, but at the same time what a tune. 

Verdict - Good


This was the 2nd UK Top 40 hit for German eurodance act (MC Sar And) The Real McCoy and the follow up to their biggest hit "Another Night". Unlike many other eurodance acts, they also were successful in America. Also unlike many other eurodance acts, I liked them enough to buy the album though admittedly this was years later and bought from poundland.

Verdict - Good


I was getting a bit confused when listening to this just now. My memory of it is that it was a dance cover of the Bonnie Tyler record, but I start listening and finding this too is a ballad. That is until around a minute and a half in when it turns into a dance record. It's a very poor transition though and a poor record all together. It's the only time Nicki French will feature, but she did have one further Top 40 hit in 2000 with the Eurovision entry which makes sense.

Verdict - Rubbish


The only Top 40 hit for Ini Kamoze who had been around since the early 80s and was in his late 30s by this point. It has 90s nostalgia written all over it, but even in the late 90s I remember looking back on records like this and thinking they don't make them like that anymore.

Verdict - Good


This record changed my life. Prior to this I was part of the grunge crowd and rave was the enemy. I was becoming disillusioned with it all and felt I was listening to music I should be listening to rather than what I wanted to listen to. Then this came along which was precisely what I shouldn't have liked, but I thought it was pretty much the best record out at that moment. I concluded that rave was much more up my street and so my transition to a raver began. 

Verdict - Good


I used to regularly go to a pub quiz where the first round was always music clips where we had to give the artist title and year. There would be a common theme between the clips and one time it was number one hits of the 90s in which this appeared. Obviously the artist and title wasn't a problem, but the year wasn't so straightforward. On one hand it entered the charts in 1994 but it topped the charts in 1995, so which year was he wanting? I can't remember which one it was now, but it was different to the one I gave. That association makes me hate the song even more than I did previously. 

Verdict - Rubbish


I remember going on holiday in 1995 and going to a restaurant the first night which was almost empty. As I dined it became apparent why nobody went there. The restaurant manager seemed to love this song, playing it multiple times that evening and encouraging diners to get up and dance to it with him. Needless to say I never went back. A boring depressing record.

Verdict - Rubbish

If we give the records which were good 1 point each and those which were OK half a point, the final score is 15.5/30, or 52%. 1995 is turning out to be very consistent.