Friday, 30 June 2023

Top 30 in 1996 Reviewed: Week 26

Here's my weekly look at the Top 30 from 27 years ago. The plan is for these posts to go out at 17:30 on a Friday.

Here is the Top 40 in full.

Obviously some of the records will be the same as last week so therefore the review will be the same for these. I've indicated which ones are new so you can skip the others if you read last weeks post.

Once again my opinions are inevitably going to differ from other people, but I'm not trying to convince anyone something is good or rubbish, I'm simply giving my opinion.

So this is the top 30 from this week in 1996 with my verdict on each record:


Not sure whether I've heard this record before. It sounds a bit like a 70s punk record and I quite like it. That's what was good about the charts back then, anything could get into the Top 40 and it didn't have to follow a particular formula.

Verdict - Good


This is the final Top 40 hit to date for Deuce who's main singer Kelly O'Keefe had left the group the previous year. It was penned by Mike Stock, Matt Aitken and Tom Watkins so it's like combining Stock Aitken & Waterman acts with Bros. The end of Deuce was no big loss to the music world, though as is the way there was something worse around the corner, Steps.

Verdict - Rubbish


The follow up to "Children" which was still in the Top 40 at the time. I remember being pretty sick of "Children" by this point as it was being played all the time. This record didn't sound all that different to "Children" so I didn't think much to it initially. I did start to like it eventually though.

Verdict - Good


I remember this being in the charts at the same time as Deuce. No idea why because they were nothing like each other and Strike were miles better. The only record many people remember Strike for is "U Sure Do" but I do recommend listening to their other records like this one, it's good.

Verdict - Good


The 3rd and joint highest charting Top 40 hit for Longpigs. I would say this is their best known record for the simple fact that I remember it. It's also a bit more distinctive than their other hits, but it is still throwaway rubbish.

Verdict - Rubbish


The penultimate Top 40 hit to date for Crowded House. They were still hugely popular when the bid farewell later on that year but I would say musically based on this record they had run out of ideas. 

Verdict - Rubbish


I remember watching "A Song for Europe" where a number of songs went to the public vote to decide which one should represent the country at the Eurovision Song Contest. Of all the songs on the show, this was my favourite and the voting public agreed. Admittedly it is a bit cheesy and did get played to death at the time. As far as Eurovision songs go though, I cannot think of a single one that I think is better than this. No doubt there will be Brit Pop fans reading this thinking I've now lost what little credibility I did have. But I listen to music for enjoyment, not credibility.

Verdict - Good


The only Top 40 hit for Love Tribe. It's an American house record, but unfortunately there's too much whiny singing in this for my liking. One of many dance records that have been ruined by vocals.

Verdict - Rubbish


The final Top 40 hit from R Kelly's self titled album. I'm used to hearing it when listening to the album where it's an uplifting song that follows 2 darker songs. Also has a title you can relate to if you work a Mon-Fri job.

Verdict - Good


I would say the solo career of Louise after she left Eternal got off to a slow start, but this was the record where she turned the corner. It's probably the best remembered hit of hers, though one thing I will say is her Top 40 performance shows her music career to be bigger than I remember it being. Maybe I'd trained myself to ignore it because it's shit.

Verdict - Rubbish


This record is what it says on the tin but is basically a remix done by Adam Clayton and Larry Mullen of U2. I will give them credit for the fact this sounds nothing like a U2 record. That doesn't mean it's any good though.

Verdict - Rubbish


All I do each night is pray....oops wrong song. This was the 3rd Top 40 hit for Upside Down which is a blatant rip off of "Pray" by Take That. You may recall their debut Top 40 hit was a blatant rip off of "Careless Whisper". Anyway I don't like "Pray" so I'm not going to like this poundland immitation.

Verdict - Rubbish


The Top 40 debut for Space. When it comes to bands who fell under the Britpop banner I would say Space were one of the better ones. It's a bit different, the verses stand out really well and builds into a strong chorus. Great tune.

Verdict - Good


I'll be the first to admit this record hasn't aged very well. At the time though it was a great record and the nostalgia element means I still like it now. For me it's all about the build up when the beat first comes in. Then there's the short breakdown later on before the tune kicks in again. It was irresistible at the time.

Verdict - Good


The penultimate Top 40 hit to date for Maxi Priest and final time he'll feature as his final hit didn't make the Top 30. It was also the penultimate Top 40 hit of the 90s for Shaggy. I recall it seeming odd but logical seeing Maxi Priest and Shaggy collaborate. It's a good record though.

Verdict - Good


It looked like Let Loose were pretty much finished at the end of 1995 when "Everybody Say Everybody Do" only made number 29. They weren't though, and they came back with this Bread cover which became their 2nd biggest hit. It would just be one further Top 40 hit for them before they really were finished fortunately.

Verdict - Rubbish


The Top 40 debut for The Divine Comedy. I remember this very well due to the lyrics about the woodshed and I'd just moved to a house with a woodshed. I loved the combination of old fashioned music with humorous lyrics and became a bit of a fan of The Divine Comedy. 

Verdict - Good


It's quite a simple concept, take a sample of "Better Days" by Jimi Polo like several other dance records have done, and mix it in with a vocal sample of "Girls & Boys" by Blur. It worked though, this was one of my favourite commercial dance records at the time. I kind of didn't want to like it but I couldn't help but enjoy it.

Verdict - Good


The song most people remember from Euro 96 was "3 Lions", but it was this record which was the official song of the tournament. I also remember it being the first Simply Red record after Mick Hucknall had a haircut. I'm not surprised few people remember this song and that you never hear it anymore, it's boring.

Verdict - Rubbish


This was a record I never liked at the time, partly because with a name like the Tony Rich Project I was expecting a dance record but it wasn't. Then when I was going through my R&B phase I started liking it. What do I think of it now though? Well first of all I could have sworn it was written by Babyface but it wasn't, though it did come out on his label and the songwriters have seemingly done nothing else so you never know. The fact it sounds like a record Babyface could have done himself though is a good thing.

Verdict - Good


The record Ocean Colour Scene are best known for was their debut "The Riverboat Song" but this was their joint highest charting hit. The verses to this gives the notion of riding along on a train I think and the chorus is simple but effective. An all round good record.

Verdict - Good


The lead vocals on this record are shared by Freddie Mercury, Roger Taylor and Brian May. The problem with these posthumous releases is that they're never quite the real thing, you can sort of tell it's been stitched together. That's why it gets just half a mark.

Verdict - OK


The way Everything But The Girl came out of the musical wilderness the previous year was via a Todd Terry remix. Here they are again with another Todd Terry remix. I was never a fan of said record and I'm not a fan of this one either. It's their last Top 10 single to date.

Verdict - Rubbish


After eventually topping the charts with their Top 40 debut "Dreamer" the previous year, this was their follow up. It was with a different singer this time. It's not hugely different to it's predecessor though and not a good, but not bad either.

Verdict - OK


There really was a lot of football records in the charts in the summer of 1996 and here's another one. I guess you could call this the "Vindaloo" of Euro 96. Again it's an example of why football and music don't really mix.

Verdict - Rubbish


Celine Dion was pretty well established as a chart act by this point and was mainly known for doing ballads. It therefore seemed almost inevitable really that she'd end up with a single written by Diane Warren and here it is. 

Verdict - Rubbish


In the 21st century Mariah Carey had more of an R&B element in her music thanks in part to having Jermaine Dupri write and produce some of her records. This is where it began though with this record being written and produced by Jermanine Dupri. It's still shit though.

Verdict - Rubbish


The record that Peter Andre was best known for. It's a reggae style pop record that sounds a bit like its ripping off "Sweat" by Inner Circle. I remember this being in the charts when Peter Andre was presenting Top of the Pops and during the chart countdown he said it was "by Bubbler Ranx and me". It's not the worst record in the world, but I'm sick to death of it now and would happily never hear it again.

Verdict - Rubbish


As a general rule music and football do not mix. New Order however showed it is possible to make a decent football record. In theory there was no reason why the Lightning Seeds couldn't have done the same and it is liked by many, but not by me.

Verdict - Rubbish


I remember this going straight into number one on the Top 40 countdown which was the first time I heard it. Initially from the intro I thought it was going to be a depressing song, but then the beats kicked in and I though hang on a minute this is actually quite good.

Verdict - Good

If we give the records which were good 1 point each and those which were OK half a point, the final score is 14/30, or 47%. I get the feeling we'll reach 50% next week.

25 Years Since....June 1998

Time to go back to a much better era for music at least:

K-Ci And JoJo - All My Life


When it comes to ballads they don't really get any better than this record. It's one I recall hearing quite a bit at the time, but it wasn't until the garage version of "Tell Me It's Real" that I properly got into K-Ci & JoJo.

It then made the connection with this record and bought the "Love Always" album on which this appears and it's one of my favourite albums ever.

Aqua - Turn Back Time

Aqua were very much seen as a novelty act with their first 2 records which were terrible. Then came this record and I was shocked to find I actually liked it.

I can now relate to it, if only I could turn back time.

KP And Envyi - Swing My Way

Miami bass was a music genre that was reasonably popular in America in the 90s but didn't have much impact in the UK. This was just about the only Miami bass record to make it into the UK Top 40.

The style of music has its similarities to UK garage.

Danny J Lewis - Spend The Night

This was one of the last speed garage records to make the Top 40. I recall around this time I picked up a Hysteria flyer which had an "Underground Garage" arena and a lot of it was underground until the UK garage explosion of the year 2000.


Pras Michel - Ghetto Supastar (That Is What You Are)

I remember hearing this for the first time on the radio one morning when I was still half asleep. It had quite an impact on me though and I recall thinking later on what was that good tune I heard on the radio this morning.

I eventually discovered what it was and thought about buying it but for some reason I didn't. I've heard it enough since so never really needed to buy it.

Thursday, 29 June 2023

Christmas Charts Rated: 1981

Top 40

Best Song: Queen And David Bowie - Under Pressure

Regular readers of this blog will have no doubt read me saying I've never got the fuss about David Bowie and that almost everyone has one good record in them. Well this is the one good David Bowie record in my opinion. It's also one of the best Queen hits and I liked it enough to sing at the Cubs Christmas Concert when I was a kid.

Worst Song: Kim Wilde - Cambodia

Kim Wilde already had the worst song in the Top 40 in 1986 and she's done it again in 1981. It was Kim Wilde trying to take a more serious direction in her music and failing spectacularly before resorting to cheese to revive her career.

Top 40 Review

The Christmas number one in 1981 was "Don't You Want Me" by The Human League which is one of the best Christmas number ones but is only good enough for half marks.

There were 3 Christmas records in the Top 40. Slade and John Lennon were back in the Top 40 with their big Christmas hits whilst just scraping into the Top 40 was "Christmas On 45" by Holly And The Ivys which is carrying on the 1981 tradition of medleys. 

Also carrying on that tradition was Chas and Dave who did "Stars Over 45". A record that was Christmas related in that it was by the Snowmen was "Hokey Cokey". Other novelty records in the Top 40 were "The Birdie Song (Birdie Dance)" by Tweets and "I Wanna Be A Winner" by Brown Sauce who were the presenters of the TV show Swap Shop. All these records get zero.

The highest charting song to get full marks was "It Must Be Love" by Madness, one of those classics that's hard not to like. 

The duos Jon & Vangelis and Godley & Creme both consisted of members who had previously charted in other bands and both had records in this Top 40 which were pretty good.

We also had the 70s disco groups turned 80s post-disco pioneers in Earth Wind & Fire with "Let's Groove and Kool & the Gang with "Get Down On It". I like the former but the latter has always irritated me for some reason.

The soul music came from who were by this point former Motown acts. The Four Tops had "Don't Walk Away" which I'm not going to pretend is as good as their older records because it isn't, but still decent enough. Then there was Diana Ross with her cover of "Why Do Fools Fall In Love" which is alright.

A lot more records get full marks than half marks in this Top 40 but that's due to there being a lot of crap in the Top 40. We at least reach double figures though.

Score: 11.5

Table

The consistency from the 80s is now gone, though at least 1981 is better than any year in the 21st century:



Wednesday, 28 June 2023

Top 30 in 1995 Reviewed: Week 26

Here's my weekly look at the Top 30 from 28 years ago. The plan is for these posts to go out at 17:30 on a Wednesday.

Here is the Top 40 in full.

Obviously some of the records will be the same as last week so therefore the review will be the same for these. I've indicated which ones are new so you can skip the others if you read last weeks post.

Once again my opinions are inevitably going to differ from other people, but I'm not trying to convince anyone something is good or rubbish, I'm simply giving my opinion.

So this is the top 30 from this week in 1995 with my verdict on each record:


The Top 40 debut for Live. It was the follow up to "I Alone" which failed to reach the Top 40 when released earlier on in the year. It was already over a year old by the time it was in the UK Top 40 so does perhaps sound a little out of place in 1995. A decent record nonetheless.

Verdict - Good


The debut solo Top 40 hit for Ali Campbell which was also his biggest. It features uncredited vocals from Pamela Starks. The only resemblance it has to a UB40 record is Ali Campbell's singing, it's very much a pop record otherwise. It's also how a pop record should be done.

Verdict - Good


The songwriter of this record was Glyn Poole which made me think oh that's what the "Milly Molly Mandy" singer did next. Turns out it was a different Glyn Poole. It was the 4th Top 40 hit for singing actor Sean Maguire and as usual it's a bit crap.

Verdict - Rubbish


The 3rd and final Top 40 hit for Amy Grant who had last been in the Top 40 in 1991. It's a cover of the Joni Mitchell record and I believe this was the first version of this record that I heard. I remember thinking it was good to see the singer of "Baby Baby" back in the charts.

Verdict - Good


The solo Top 40 debut for Billie Ray Martin who had previously been in the Top 40 as the singer for Electribe 101. Initially reaction to hearing that there was a singer called Billie Ray Martin was not that achy breaky heart bloke again. It was a different Billie Ray though, a German female as opposed to an American male. It couldn't be any more different, but it's almost as annoying as "Achy Breaky Heart".

Verdict - Rubbish


I've never liked rugby as a sport and have never watched the rugby world cup in my life. The way to know it was happening was a version of this song being in the charts. It do find it somewhat baffling that rugby prides itself on being a hardcore sport yet it gets represented musically by such a namby pamby song.

Verdict - Rubbish


I was really critical of this song at the time. It's called "This Ain't A Love Song" but it clearly is one, something I'd shout when I'd hear it. I was still very much in my anti-Bon Jovi phase. In reality though this is one of my favourite Bon Jovi records and a good one to scream your lungs out to.

Verdict - Good


A record from 1958 that finally entered the charts after appearing on the Guinness advert. Perez 'Prez' Prado sadly didn't live to see this records success as he died in 1989. I'm not sure I was aware of just how old this record was at the time and when I hear it I very much think 1995.

Verdict - Good


The final single to be take from the "Steam" album. It's predominantly Brian Harvey singing but does also feature a short Tony Mortimer rap and also has a rap from Terry Coldwell. We were used to Terry being in the background but he's actually a pretty decent rapper.

Verdict - Good


Yes that's right, Zig and Zag had another Top 40 hit. This time they appear to have been influenced by Rednex. It's obviously supposed to be crap, it's a novelty record by 2 puppets. It really is taking the cheesiness to the extreme though.

Verdict - Rubbish


The final Top 40 hit to date for House Of Pain, though Everlast would return as a solo artist and DJ Lethal would return as a member of Limp Bizkit. It's the ever familiar House Of Pain formula and you can't go too wrong with that.

Verdict - Good


I don't think anyone saw this one coming. A eurodance record that's rapped by a 53 year old bloke with a stutter. This record is about as 1995 as they come even though it was originally recorded in 1994. What a tune though.

Verdict - Good


The penultimate Top 40 hit to date for Ultimate Kaos who never really managed to live up to the success of their debut "Some Girls". With other Simon Cowell project Robson & Jerome sitting at the top of the charts it was clear that Ultimate Kaos were now yesterdays news.

Verdict - Rubbish


I love the original "White Lines (Don't Do It)" by Grandmaster & Melle Mel and this cover completely ruins it. I can live with the rock element being added to it but the singing of the lines that were originally rapped is just terrible.

Verdict - Rubbish


It had only been a few months since the original version of this by The Cranberries had been in the Top 40. This eurodance cover is just about as bad as it gets, a truly awful record.

Verdict - Rubbish


Wet Wet Wet were enjoying a revival off the back of the success of "Love I All Around" with this being their 3rd Top 10 hit in a row, something they hadn't managed since their first 3 singles back in 1987. I do quite like it.

Verdict - Good


The Top 40 debut for britpop band Menswear who were taking advantage of it's popularity by having lots of hype surrounding them before they'd even made a record. It's a pretty catchy number though and I have to concede that I quite like it.

Verdict - Good


The Top 40 debut for Jam & Spoon which first charted in 1994. It's their highest charting hit and the one they're best known for. It's nowhere near as good as their less successful records from 1995 and it's difficult to not make the comparison. If I ask myself if it's better than "Don't Make Me Wait" by Loveland ft Rachel McFarlane though I'd say yes it probably is.

Verdict - Good


It's difficult to pin point a record that M People are best known for but I'd say this record is definitely a candidate. It's inclusion on the Peugeot advert would probably be a factor, that's what I think of when I hear this record. Not to my liking.

Verdict - Rubbish


Pulp formed in the 70s but it took until 1994 for them to get their first Top 40 hit. It was this record though that made them a household name. I wasn't keen on this record at first, then it grew on me a bit but it's taken quite a few years for me to concede that I do quite like it.

Verdict - Good


The solo Top 40 debut for Edwyn Collins who had previous been in the Top 40 as part of Orange Juice. This record is all about the guitar, I love the way it basically repeats the lines that he sings. The rest of the guitaring is great as well.

Verdict - Good


The 7th Top 40 hit for Jamiroquai which became their highest charting single to that point. I remember seeing this on Top of the Pops at the time and remember loving how smooth and funky it was. My opinion had pretty much stayed the same.

Verdict - Good


Michael Jackson first made a name for himself singing with his brothers. Now here he is singing with his sister. The issue I have with this record is it's over the top like a lot of his records are. If I put that to one side though and concentrate on the music alone then I like it if I'm in the right mood.

Verdict - Good


Whigfield is best known for her chart topping debut "Saturday Night" which is an irritating record. Then came "Another Day" which is basically the same tune with different lyrics. Then came this which made me think what the fuck, I like this Whigfield record. It's still cheesy don't get me wrong, but in a good way. Those who remember it are likely to remember it for the line "I need you inside me tonight".

Verdict - Good


The follow up to the chart topping "Let Me Be Your Fantasy" which is a rave version of the Korgis record. There were other rave versions of the same record also going round at the same time. It lends itself well to it though I have to say.

Verdict - Good


The Top 40 debut for the Foo Fighters. The fact that it was former Nirvana drummer Dave Grohl's band and the fact it's not a grunge record more or less confirmed that grunge was pretty much finished. Although I had personally moved onto rave by this point, I always did consider this to be a solid debut.

Verdict - Good


This was the highest charting Top 40 hit for Clock. It's a eurodance cover of the Tag Team record. I do remember this being pretty big at the time but it's never worked in my opinion. The again very generic eurodance music sold records.

Verdict - Rubbish


This record was famously featured on the soundtrack to "Batman Forever". It's a crap film like all the Batman films are but the music is good. I love the intro/outro riff to this.

Verdict - Good


If I had to pick a record to sum up the summer of 1995 then this would probably be it. This was also my favourite of The Outhere Brothers hits. 

Verdict - Good


Whilst I generally have a favourable opinion of music from 1995 I'm also conscious that there was also rubbish in the charts that year with Robson & Jerome in particular that springs to mind. This was their Top 40 debut which came about after their Soldier Soldier characters sang it on the show.

Verdict - Rubbish Rubbish

If we give the records which were good 1 point each and those which were OK half a point, the final score is 20/30, or 67%. When we went above 50% in week 3 I asked will we stay there the rest of the year? now we're halfway the answer so far is yes.

Tuesday, 27 June 2023

UK Number 40s: Morcheeba Trigger Hippie (1996)

 


Morcheeba are a pretty well known group but their Top 40 career would suggest otherwise. This was their first Top 40 hit but was their 3rd actual single. It was also their only Top 40 hit from their debut album "Who Can You Trust?".

Normally an album can hinder chart success, but the album had been released just before this single so if anything it helped it given it was the highest charting single from it.

In 1996 Morcheeba hadn't quite reached the height of their success yet, it was more around the turn of the century when they became more of a household name. 

It was in the year 2000 that Morcheeba would release their 11th single, but just their 3rd to make the Top 40 with "Rome Wasn't Built In A Day". This was their highest charting single making number 34. 

Sunday, 25 June 2023

Top 30 in 1993 Reviewed: Week 26

Here's my weekly look at the Top 30 from 30 years ago. The plan is for these posts to go out at 17:30 on a Sunday.

Here is the Top 40 in full.

Obviously some of the records will be the same as last week so therefore the review will be the same for these. I've indicated which ones are new so you can skip the others if you read last weeks post.

Once again my opinions are inevitably going to differ from other people, but I'm not trying to convince anyone something is good or rubbish, I'm simply giving my opinion.

So this is the top 30 from this week in 1993 with my verdict on each record:


"Jump Around" is of course the best known House of Pain record and was enjoying greater success the second time round having originally charted at 32 the previous year. I still like it, but it has been overplayed over the years. I recall this being played on a Saturday night out and my mate saying wow tune. I on the other hand couldn't get excited about hearing a tune I was hearing every Saturday night being played on a Saturday night. I would say "Top O' The Morning To Ya" is less radio friendly, but that's a good thing.

Verdict - Good Good


The penultimate Top 40 hit to date for Kingmaker but the last time they'll feature as their final hit didn't make the Top 30. It's a ska style record and in a way that's what rescues it. Basically the record as a whole isn't great, but the ska style makes it tolerable.

Verdict - OK


In the early part of the 21st century there were lots of cheesy eurodance records that came under the trance banner. This is possibly where all that started as this is essentially trance music of the cheesy eurodance variety. To be fair it's better than many of those 21st century records but it's still crap.

Verdict - Rubbish


When this topped the charts several people pointed this out to me thinking I was still a Queen fan. I'd reply I don't care, I'm a Guns n Roses fan now. I also recall a school assembly where the headmaster asked one of the younger teachers who was at number one in the charts and she said The Bluebells which prompted most of the kids to say no it isn't, it's Queen. It also appeared as a question on a quiz at youth club, if we answered George Michael and Queen or just George Michael we got the points, if we just answered Queen we didn't. Anyway I may have tried avoiding it at the time but it's a pretty decent cover. 

Verdict - Good


The 2nd Top 40 hit for Jamiroquai. I'd forgotten how good the bass was on this record. The blend of a record being quite laid back with a funky bassline works really well. 

Verdict - Good


Here we have yet another remix of a Sister Sledge record in 1993. This one works better as a remix though which is probably why it's been sampled in a number of dance record. It probably helps that the original is decent too.

Verdict - Good


This was the Eurovision winner of 1993 and the first of the 90s to make the UK Top 40. I think 1993 was the first Eurovision Song Contest I watched and my main memory of it was thinking every song was crap.

Verdict - Rubbish


This was the final Top 40 hit from his "Back to the Light" album. As mentioned when reviewing the title track, I had the album but acquired it when I was starting to go off Queen. This record rings a vague bell, but sounds a bit of a mess to be honest.

Verdict - Rubbish


At this point Lulu had a Top 40 career spanning 29 years and 14 hits, but she had no hits as songwriter until this record. It sounds nothing like a Lulu record, but as she hadn't written any of her hits to this point I guess you couldn't really determine what she'd be like as a songwriter. Anyway, not my cup of tea.

Verdict - Rubbish


This was the final Top 40 hit to date by Shabba Ranks which wasn't a cover. It's more of a hip hop record with a bit of ragga thrown into it. The result is something that sounds questionable, the combination doesn't really work in my opinion.

Verdict - Rubbish


The 2nd Top 40 hit for The Time Frequency and first to make the Top 30. They're a Scottish techno act led by Jon Campbell. The Scottish scene had it's own sound which was more bouncy. "The Power Zone" is an instrumental which is a good thing in my book.

Verdict - Good


This is one of the better known Sting solo hits though it only made number 16. The way I read that is that just because people knew it didn't mean that they liked it. I find it a very boring record and I would put in the category of making any old crap now you've made a name for yourself.

Verdict - Rubbish


This was the Top 40 debut for Louchie Lou & Michie One which is basically a cover of the Isley Brothers record done ragga style. I think all that achieved was to remind people that the original was much better.

Verdict - Rubbish


There seemed to be a lot of 80s acts making a brief comeback in 1992. We can add Sade to that list, though this was the penultimate Sade Top 40 hit to date. It's also the 2nd highest charting. Doesn't really have enough about it for me to truly like it, but it's not bad.

Verdict - OK


I recall this cover of the Pet Shop Boys record not being very well received at the time. I seem to recall even East 17 themselves saying it was a disaster but I may be misremembering because why would they have said that at the time. Anyway I happened to like it.

Verdict - Good


After going in the rock direction with his previous effort Terence Trent D'Arby has more or less gone in the opposite direction here with a ballad. I remember it at the time and always thought it was a load of crap. I've not changed my mind.

Verdict - Rubbish


I can't help but think of "Go West" as being the lead single from the "Very" album but the lead single was this. It's a similar story for the "Bilingual" and "Nightlife" albums but more on that when I get to them. 

Verdict - Good


With eurodance music increasing in popularity in 1993 Snap! appear to be right in their element here. By the mid to late 90s I saw this as being the ultimate eurodance record that hadn't aged well at all. Now we're 30 years down the line and it still hasn't aged well.

Verdict - Rubbish


You can't knock this record for originality. The story of the three little pigs with a modern twist and done rock style. It's a dreadful record, but that's the point. They even acknowledge that fact at the end of the record.

Verdict - Rubbish


After Sister Sledge returned to the Top 40 in 1993 with remixes of their old records it was now the turn of Gloria Gaynor. The original of this is a record I've always hated and is a perfect example of why disco was seen as a bit of a joke in the end. The remix doesn't improve it at all.

Verdict - Rubbish


This one reminds me of school discos. Everyone would sing along to this and I don't think too many of us really knew what it was about. Another thing I didn't know at the time was that Inner Circle formed in 1968 and had previous been in the Top 40 in 1979. Despite that, this tune has early 90s written all over it.

Verdict - Good


The melody to this record was basically taken from "Highwire" by Linda Carr. Given that M People called their debut album "Northern Soul" I would say that was deliberate too. Aside from that it's that generic dance sound that's a bit rubbish. 

Verdict - Rubbish


It's a bad sign when you release a new record and it enters the charts lower than your previous record. That's what's happened here with the "Five Live EP" at number 6 when this entered the charts. That said it did come pretty soon after and it would become the 4th highest charting record for Lisa Stansfield. The record itself though is a boring ballad.

Verdict - Rubbish


Yet another cover by Rod Stewart. This was originally by Van Morrison and is pretty well known but never made the Top 40. I like the original version, but this karaoke effort from Rod Stewart is shit.

Verdict - Rubbish


The Top 40 debut for Chaka Demus & Pliers. This was one of many more radio friendly reggae records that charted in 1993. It's almost the blueprint on how to make a record reggae style.

Verdict - Good


There was a period of time in 1993 when The Spin Doctors were my 10th favourite band and it was because of this record alone. The rest of my Top 10 was always changing and they dropped out when I could easily name 10 bands who were better. I would say their placing at number 10 was more symbolic of me thinking this is a solid decent record but only a nitwit would think it's the best song ever.

Verdict - Good


I remember hearing this for the first time on the Big Breakfast and then hearing other singing it later on that day. It's a pretty catchy record and now I know it was produced by Denniz Pop that was clearly the point. I loved this record at the time and still like it even though I've perhaps heard it too many times.

Verdict - Good


This is an iconic 90s record that everybody remembers. My memory of this record was having a teacher called Mrs Hathaway who we started calling Mrs Haddaway which led to people randomly singing it in her lessons. That said, I've always considered it to be a bit crap and still think the same.

Verdict - Rubbish


At the time I recall someone accusing me of only liking this record because it was at number one. If anything that would have been a reason for me to not like it. UB40 do divide opinion, some say how can you take a reggae band from Birmingham who do lots of covers seriously whereas others say doesn't it really matter it's good to listen to. I fit the latter category.

Verdict - Good


The Top 40 debut for Gabrielle and perhaps her best known hit. I remember being in 2 minds about this record at the time. It didn't make a good impression on me initially but it grew on me. Neither a good or bad record really.

Verdict - OK

If we give the records which were good 1 point each and those which were OK half a point, the final score is 13.5/30, or 45%. I already know next weeks score and it's lower.

Friday, 23 June 2023

Top 30 in 1996 Reviewed: Week 25

Here's my weekly look at the Top 30 from 27 years ago. The plan is for these posts to go out at 17:30 on a Friday.

Here is the Top 40 in full.

Obviously some of the records will be the same as last week so therefore the review will be the same for these. I've indicated which ones are new so you can skip the others if you read last weeks post.

Once again my opinions are inevitably going to differ from other people, but I'm not trying to convince anyone something is good or rubbish, I'm simply giving my opinion.

So this is the top 30 from this week in 1996 with my verdict on each record:


This is the final Top 40 hit to date for Shakespear's Sister who was now just Siobhan Fahey on her own. It had been 4 years since Shakespear's Sister had been in the Top 40. I was never a fan, but taking the one who can actually sing out of the equation makes it even worse.

Verdict - Rubbish


I remember when this first entered the charts it was at number six for three weeks in a row. It would eventually climb to number one, the first time a record climbed to number one rather than go straight in at number one for a while. I always found Mark Morrison quite hard to take seriously with the way he sang. Still not a bad record though.

Verdict - OK


The Top 40 debut for Brian Kennedy. All I really remember about him was that his music was really dull. Listening now I can confirm this record at least is dull. I can help but think it inspired the whiny singers of the modern era.

Verdict - Rubbish


This was the Top 40 debut for the Lighthouse Family in 1995 which made number 34. Following the chart success of "Lifted" this fared better when re-issued. I do like the soothing nature of the Lighthouse Family's music I have to say.

Verdict - Good


The 2nd and final Top 40 solo record for Eddi Reader which is a cover of the Gene Pitney record. It goes without saying that the Gene Pitney version is miles better. This cover just makes me want to listen to the Gene Pitney version, anyone else singing it just seems wrong.

Verdict - Rubbish


The only Top 40 hit for this side project from Tim Booth of James. What makes James records distinctive is Tim Booths voice therefore this does sound like it could be a James record. I can't say I think much of it, just sounds like he's going through the motions.

Verdict - Rubbish


The 7th number one for George Michael and his final one to date. What stood out to me at the time was him using the word bullshit in the lyrics. That was rare in a pop song back then. It was an improvement on the seriously dull "Jesus To A Child", but that's not saying much.

Verdict - Rubbish


I vaguely remember this record but wasn't sure whether I'd like it or not. The YouTube audio to this is really poor which doesn't help, but it sounds too generic for my liking. This is what I'm generally finding with Gabrielle records that aren't the big hits.

Verdict - Rubbish


The follow up to "Children" which was still in the Top 40 at the time. I remember being pretty sick of "Children" by this point as it was being played all the time. This record didn't sound all that different to "Children" so I didn't think much to it initially. I did start to like it eventually though.

Verdict - Good


I remember watching "A Song for Europe" where a number of songs went to the public vote to decide which one should represent the country at the Eurovision Song Contest. Of all the songs on the show, this was my favourite and the voting public agreed. Admittedly it is a bit cheesy and did get played to death at the time. As far as Eurovision songs go though, I cannot think of a single one that I think is better than this. No doubt there will be Brit Pop fans reading this thinking I've now lost what little credibility I did have. But I listen to music for enjoyment, not credibility.

Verdict - Good


I would say the solo career of Louise after she left Eternal got off to a slow start, but this was the record where she turned the corner. It's probably the best remembered hit of hers, though one thing I will say is her Top 40 performance shows her music career to be bigger than I remember it being. Maybe I'd trained myself to ignore it because it's shit.

Verdict - Rubbish


The official Scotland Euro 96 record done by London born Rod Stewart. I've often said that football and music is generally a terrible combination, but when said musician is Rod Stewart it's even worse.

Verdict - Rubbish


The Top 40 debut for Space. When it comes to bands who fell under the Britpop banner I would say Space were one of the better ones. It's a bit different, the verses stand out really well and builds into a strong chorus. Great tune.

Verdict - Good


I'll be the first to admit this record hasn't aged very well. At the time though it was a great record and the nostalgia element means I still like it now. For me it's all about the build up when the beat first comes in. Then there's the short breakdown later on before the tune kicks in again. It was irresistible at the time.

Verdict - Good


The 3rd and joint highest charting Top 40 hit for Longpigs. I would say this is their best known record for the simple fact that I remember it. It's also a bit more distinctive than their other hits, but it is still throwaway rubbish.

Verdict - Rubbish


The penultimate Top 40 hit to date for Maxi Priest and final time he'll feature as his final hit didn't make the Top 30. It was also the penultimate Top 40 hit of the 90s for Shaggy. I recall it seeming odd but logical seeing Maxi Priest and Shaggy collaborate. It's a good record though.

Verdict - Good


The final Top 40 hit from R Kelly's self titled album. I'm used to hearing it when listening to the album where it's an uplifting song that follows 2 darker songs. Also has a title you can relate to if you work a Mon-Fri job.

Verdict - Good


This record is what it says on the tin but is basically a remix done by Adam Clayton and Larry Mullen of U2. I will give them credit for the fact this sounds nothing like a U2 record. That doesn't mean it's any good though.

Verdict - Rubbish


The penultimate Top 40 hit to date for Crowded House. They were still hugely popular when the bid farewell later on that year but I would say musically based on this record they had run out of ideas. 

Verdict - Rubbish


The song most people remember from Euro 96 was "3 Lions", but it was this record which was the official song of the tournament. I also remember it being the first Simply Red record after Mick Hucknall had a haircut. I'm not surprised few people remember this song and that you never hear it anymore, it's boring.

Verdict - Rubbish


This was a record I never liked at the time, partly because with a name like the Tony Rich Project I was expecting a dance record but it wasn't. Then when I was going through my R&B phase I started liking it. What do I think of it now though? Well first of all I could have sworn it was written by Babyface but it wasn't, though it did come out on his label and the songwriters have seemingly done nothing else so you never know. The fact it sounds like a record Babyface could have done himself though is a good thing.

Verdict - Good


The record Ocean Colour Scene are best known for was their debut "The Riverboat Song" but this was their joint highest charting hit. The verses to this gives the notion of riding along on a train I think and the chorus is simple but effective. An all round good record.

Verdict - Good


It's quite a simple concept, take a sample of "Better Days" by Jimi Polo like several other dance records have done, and mix it in with a vocal sample of "Girls & Boys" by Blur. It worked though, this was one of my favourite commercial dance records at the time. I kind of didn't want to like it but I couldn't help but enjoy it.

Verdict - Good


It looked like Let Loose were pretty much finished at the end of 1995 when "Everybody Say Everybody Do" only made number 29. They weren't though, and they came back with this Bread cover which became their 2nd biggest hit. It would just be one further Top 40 hit for them before they really were finished fortunately.

Verdict - Rubbish


After eventually topping the charts with their Top 40 debut "Dreamer" the previous year, this was their follow up. It was with a different singer this time. It's not hugely different to it's predecessor though and not a good, but not bad either.

Verdict - OK


Celine Dion was pretty well established as a chart act by this point and was mainly known for doing ballads. It therefore seemed almost inevitable really that she'd end up with a single written by Diane Warren and here it is. 

Verdict - Rubbish


As a general rule music and football do not mix. New Order however showed it is possible to make a decent football record. In theory there was no reason why the Lightning Seeds couldn't have done the same and it is liked by many, but not by me.

Verdict - Rubbish


In the 21st century Mariah Carey had more of an R&B element in her music thanks in part to having Jermaine Dupri write and produce some of her records. This is where it began though with this record being written and produced by Jermanine Dupri. It's still shit though.

Verdict - Rubbish


The record that Peter Andre was best known for. It's a reggae style pop record that sounds a bit like its ripping off "Sweat" by Inner Circle. I remember this being in the charts when Peter Andre was presenting Top of the Pops and during the chart countdown he said it was "by Bubbler Ranx and me". It's not the worst record in the world, but I'm sick to death of it now and would happily never hear it again.

Verdict - Rubbish


I remember this going straight into number one on the Top 40 countdown which was the first time I heard it. Initially from the intro I thought it was going to be a depressing song, but then the beats kicked in and I though hang on a minute this is actually quite good.

Verdict - Good

If we give the records which were good 1 point each and those which were OK half a point, the final score is 12/30, or 40%. Think a drop was inevitable with those new entries.