Here is the Top 40 in full.
Obviously some of the records will be the same as last week so therefore the review will be the same for these. I've indicated which ones are new so you can skip the others if you read last weeks post.
Once again my opinions are inevitably going to differ from other people, but I'm not trying to convince anyone something is good or rubbish, I'm simply giving my opinion.
So this is the top 30 from this week in 1990 with my verdict on each record:
30. The Hothouse Flowers - I Can See Clearly Now
A cover of the Johnny Nash song. Interesting fact, this is one of 2 covers of this song to make the UK Top 40 and both made number 23. Furthermore, Deborah Harry recorded a different song called "I Can See Clearly Now" and that also made 23. This cover is actually pretty good, they've really made it their own.
Verdict - Good
29. The Human League - Heart Like A Wheel (New)
I recall The Human League saying that there is no point in them making new music anymore because people are only interested in their 80s music. They have a point as this first effort of the 90s from them sounds very 80s, but not as good as their 80s music.
Verdict - Rubbish
28. Primal Scream - Come Together
Unlike the Wet Wet Wet song, this isn't a Beatles cover. It's the 2nd Top 40 hit for Primal Scream and this time it has singing on it and it was produced by Terry Farley. Again we have that nice blend of dance and rock music crossover.
Verdict - Good
27. Prince - Thieves In The Temple
Prince was an artist I got to like though listening to the Top 40 countdown. The previous year, the first song I taped off the Top 40 without any assistance from my parents was "Batdance". My favourite of his song's from the Batman film was "Arms Of Orion", which was his most recent single at the time. The standard had been set, but unfortunately this didn't meet it so I was quite disappointed. However I did start to like it eventually.
Verdict - Good
26. LFO - LFO
This is one of those records I'd initially heard without knowing what it actually was. I did find out in the early days of me using the internet when I came across a rave website that had a bunch of must hear tunes in the history of the rave scene to listen to on the site and this was one of them. That was very exciting in a pre-YouTube era. I liked this tune so much I ended up buying the "Frequencies" album on which this appears.
Verdict - Good
25. Technotronic ft Ya Kid K - Rockin' Over The Beat
As it happens the rest of the music isn't up to much either. It's Technotronic again, with their 4th Top 40 hit. I doubt many people realised they had many, but this wasn't exactly an obscure one that scraped into the Top 40, it made the Top 10. The fact this record is long forgotten makes it alright, if I heard it too often I may think otherwise.
Verdict - OK
24. Elton John - Sacrifice / Healing Hands
I once went to a quiz on holiday where we were asked what Elton Johns first number one was. I knew this was his first solo number one, but said "Don't Go Breaking My Heart" because he never said solo, but the official answer was "Sacrifice", whether he'd have taken "Healing Hands" as an answer, who knows. Anyway enough of crap quizmasters, what about the songs? Both were released as separate singles in 1989 and both failed to reach the Top 40, but the double a-side made number one. This was actually the record that taught me what a double a-side was. The most played of the two was "Sacrifice" and I always quite liked that record. I got a bit confused when one week on Top of the Pops when they played "Healing Hands" instead, but that's how I learned about double a-sides. Not too keen on "Healing Hands" though to be honest.
Verdict - Good / Rubbish
23. Lindy Layton ft Janet Kay - Silly Games
Lindy Layton had been the singer on the Beats International singles, and here she is venturing out on her own, kind of. This features the original artist of the song, Janet Kay, on backing vocals. The thing is, you don't need any sort of vocal talent to sing on dance records, but a song like this you do. Unfortunately the one with the vocal talent is the one on the backing vocals.
Verdict - Rubbish
22. Mariah Carey - Vision Of Love
I've mentioned previously how dreadful I found the female solo pop singers from America during this era, but fortunately the likes of Tiffany, Debbie Gibson and Taylor Dayne were more or less yesterdays news by this point. Unfortunately America gave us another dreadful artist in Mariah Carey. Ok I'm not going to knock her singing ability, but her music is just abysmal.
Verdict - Rubbish
21. Craig McLachlan And Check 1-2 - Amanda
"Mona" still hadn't dropped out the Top 40, but here's Craig McLachlan with his 2nd Top 40 hit. This time it's written by Craig McLachlan himself. Not only were we seeing him on Neighbours and Home & Away as well as hearing his music, but I also remember this song coming on in the diner a lot on Home & Away as well. Lets just say when he left Neighbours and had to leave his guitar behind for exceeding luggage allowance at the airport, it brought a smile to my face.
Verdict - Rubbish
20. Tricky Disco - Tricky Disco
I don't remember this record at the time, but it was on a techno compilation I bought a few years later. Liking my music underground as I did, I was disappointed to see in my British Hit Singles book that this had been a hit. It was the only Top 40 hit for Tricky Disco, but not the only one for it's members. They would return to the charts in 1996 as Technohead with "I Want To Be A Hippy".
Verdict - Good
19. Madonna - Hanky Panky
I don't think I've heard this record since 1990, I guess the sheer quantity of Madonna hits means there's bound to be a number that you don't hear anymore. I'd happily wait another 30 years until I hear it again, I thought it was crap at the time and my opinion hasn't changed.
Verdict - Rubbish
18. Go West - King Of Wishful Thinking
80s group Go West amazingly had 50% of their Top 40 hits in the 90s. This was the first of the 90s ones. It was also their biggest hit in America. When it comes to cheesy music, which this is, there's a thin line between it being fun and irritating. This falls into the irritating category.
Verdict - Rubbish
17. Cliff Richard - Silhouettes (New)
What a load of crap.
Verdict - Rubbish
16. KLF ft The Children Of The Revolution - What Time Is Love?
The first Top 40 hit for The KLF on paper, though they previously had a number one with "Doctorin the Tardis" as The Timelords. I absolutely loved The KLF at the time, still do. In fact when I first came across the fact music video's were uploaded to YouTube, The KLF were one of the first that I looked up.
Verdict - Good
15. Sting - Englishman In New York
Sting is one of those people who you'd say has managed to have a successful solo career following the break up of his band. However, if you look at his record in the singles chart it's not great, particularly in the early days. Up to this point he'd had 9 solo singles, but only 3 of them made the Top 40 and none of them made the Top 40. This single was one of those that failed to make the Top 40 when first released, but it finally charted thanks to this remix from Ben Liebrand. This was the first Sting song I remember hearing and remember thinking it was a bit crap. I still haven't changed my mind.
Verdict - Rubbish
14. Jive Bunny And The Mastermixers - Can Can You Party (New)
Surely the novelty of Jive Bunny must have worn off by their 5th Top 40 hit. Seemingly it hadn't quite, but this was their last Top 10 hit.
Verdict - Rubbish
13. Jon Bon Jovi - Blaze Of Glory
The debut solo hit for Jon Bon Jovi. Having your surname (well surname of your stage name) as your band name is going to make it difficult to differentiate between your band and your solo career. Having a solo song that sounds like it could be your band is going to make it even more difficult. Still, nothing wrong with sounding like Bon Jovi, they have some good songs and I like this song too.
Verdict - Good
12. Together - Hardcore Uproar
I remember when this came out, I thought it was the theme music to "The Clothes Show" made into a single. It does have it's similarities, but that's no bad thing as the theme tune was pretty much the only thing I liked about "The Clothes Show". This is a better tune though, it's one which came out of the Hacienda. Sadly one of the members of Together, Jon Donaghy, died in a road accident when they were out in Ibiza promoting this.
Verdict - Good
11. Deacon Blue - Four Bacharach And David Songs (EP) (New)
What I find somewhat baffling is that Deacon Blue were a band I particularly liked and this was their highest charting single, but it completely passed me by. The lead song from the EP is "I'll Never Fall In Love Again" and I had this on a compilation several years later.
Verdict - Good
10. Soup Dragons ft Junior Reid - I'm Free
This song taught me the drawbacks of buying a single. I didn't buy it myself, but I knew somebody who did. We were going somewhere in his mums car and he played this single both there and back. The problem was there was just this song and the b-side on the tape so it only lasted about 7 minutes and the car journey was a lot longer than that. Needless to say I was completely sick of the song by the end of it. Fortunately 30 years have passed since then so it's given me enough time to appreciate it for what it is. It's a cover of the Rolling Stones song done in a 90s Madchester style, except Soup Dragons aren't from Manchester, they're from Scotland.
Verdict - Good
9. Betty Boo - Where Are You Baby?
Not only did Betty Boo manage a 2nd solo single, but the 2nd single also did better than the 1st. I'm not sure how well remembered this is, but I certainly remember it. I also remember it being bloody awful, and my opinion hasn't changed.
Verdict - Rubbish
8. George Michael - Praying For Time (New)
George Michael has always been one of those artists I've never got what all the fuss was about. At the same time though, I can't really fault his music, he's actually had records I quite like. I don't like this one enough to consider it good, but it's alright though.
Verdict - OK
7. MC Hammer - U Can't Touch This
Love it or hate it, you can't deny the impact this record has had on the world. Whenever someone shouts "stop", many people no doubt at least think "hammer time". I did like this at the time, but since then it's been played to death, plus I've gone through a period of being really into rap music of a more controversial nature and resenting more party rap music like this. On that basis it gets an ok.
Verdict - OK
6. Roxette - Listen To Your Heart / Dangerous
In 1995 there was a Happy Hardcore tune called "Smile, Fuck Up" by DJ Psycangle which sampled the first verse of this. A year or so later I heard "Listen To Your Heart" for probably the first time since 1990 and that's when I realised it was the song "Smile, Fuck Up" sampled. Of course, this song has it's similarities to "Alone" by Heart, and the title suggests that's where they may have got their inspiration from. It doesn't matter though, both are good songs. The other side, "Dangerous" is one I never remember hearing at the time. It's not as good, but I still like it.
Verdict - Good / Good
5. Blue Pearl - Naked In The Rain
Here we have the bass player from an 80s band making a name for himself in the dance music world. It isn't Norman Cook though, it's Youth, formerly of Killing Joke. This reminds me of a school trip I went on to the Science Museum around this time. Not sure why, maybe it came on the radio on the bus. Anyway, good tune.
Verdict - Good
4. New Kids On The Block - Tonight
I thought I was mishearing the lyrics at the time. I was hearing "Hangin Tough" and "The Right Stuff" but I've never been good at making out lyrics so thought I was only hearing those words because of their other hits. Turns out I wasn't mishearing, they are quoting the titles of their other songs. It's the sort of thing you might expect when a group has been around a long time, but it had only been 9 months since they first hit the Top 40. In reality though they formed in 1984 and were now on their 4th album. I don't actually mind this record though.
Verdict - OK
3. Partners In Kryme - Turtle Power
Given the amount of rap music you get in the charts these days, it's hard to think that it actually got off to quite a slow start commercially in the UK. It had been 11 years since the Sugarhill Gang gave us the first rap Top 40 hit, but finally we get the first rap number one. Few would have predicted the first rap number one would be about a kids TV show. Like pretty much every boy of my age, I loved the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and I liked this record for that very reason. Do I still like it though? Well it is pretty awful, but there is that novelty factor so it gets the ok.
Verdict - OK
2. DNA ft Suzanne Vega - Tom's Diner
I remember misreading the title of this record at the time as Tom's Dinner and thought fancy naming a record after somebodies dinner. The original title of this was "Oh Suzanne" as it's a remix by DNA of a Suzanne Vega record. I never knew any of this at the time, but I always thought it was a great record and I've since heard the original, and think this is better.
Verdict - Good
1. Bombalurina - Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini
The summer holidays had arrived, and that meant Wacaday would be on. This summer though we had a double dose of Timmy Mallett courtesy of this song. Bizarrely I always thought he seemed more serious in this song than he did on Wacaday. Anyway, as much as I liked Wacaday and Timmy Mallett, there's no denying this song is bloody awful.
Verdict - Rubbish
If we give the records which were good 1 point each and those which were OK half a point, the final score is 16.5/30, or 62%. Now we're slipping.
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