Sunday, 16 August 2020

Top 30 in 1990 Reviewed - Week 33

Here's my first weekly look at the Top 30 from 30 years ago. The plan is for these posts to go out at 17:30 on a Sunday.

Here is the Top 40 in full.

Obviously some of the records will be the same as last week so therefore the review will be the same for these. I've indicated which ones are new so you can skip the others if you read last weeks post.

Once again my opinions are inevitably going to differ from other people, but I'm not trying to convince anyone something is good or rubbish, I'm simply giving my opinion.

So this is the top 30 from this week in 1990 with my verdict on each record:

30. Wet Wet Wet - Stay With Me Heartache / I Feel Fine (New)


Wet Wet Wet got to number one in 1988 with a Beatles cover that was part of a double a-side. They tried this again in 1990 with a cover of "I Feel Fine" being part of the double a-side, but this time only managed to reach 30. The Beatles cover does sound quite different to the original, but it isn't to my liking. The other side "Stay With My Heartache" isn't great either.

Verdict - Rubbish / Rubbish

29. Lindy Layton ft Janet Kay - Silly Games (New)


Lindy Layton had been the singer on the Beats International singles, and here she is venturing out on her own, kind of. This features the original artist of the song, Janet Kay, on backing vocals. The thing is, you don't need any sort of vocal talent to sing on dance records, but a song like this you do. Unfortunately the one with the vocal talent is the one on the backing vocals.

Verdict - Rubbish

28. Roxette - It Must Have Been Love


The 2nd Top 40 hit for Roxette, which came over a year after their first, though they tried and failed to reach the Top 40 with a couple of single in between. Their first hit "The Look" was mainly sang by Per Gessle, but in this one Marie Fredriksson takes the lead with just the occasional backing vocals from Per. This was another song I used to hear on a daily basis thanks to the person giving me a lift to school playing Now 18 every day. I like a bit of Roxette though.

Verdict - Good

27. Mariah Carey - Vision Of Love (New)


I've mentioned previously how dreadful I found the female solo pop singers from America during this era, but fortunately the likes of Tiffany, Debbie Gibson and Taylor Dayne were more or less yesterdays news by this point. Unfortunately America gave us another dreadful artist in Mariah Carey. Ok I'm not going to knock her singing ability, but her music is just abysmal.

Verdict - Rubbish

26. Primal Scream - Come Together (New)


Unlike the Wet Wet Wet song, this isn't a Beatles cover. It's the 2nd Top 40 hit for Primal Scream and this time it has singing on it and it was produced by Terry Farley. Again we have that nice blend of dance and rock music crossover.

Verdict - Good

25. KLF ft The Children Of The Revolution - What Time Is Love? (New)


The first Top 40 hit for The KLF on paper, though they previously had a number one with "Doctorin the Tardis" as The Timelords. I absolutely loved The KLF at the time, still do. In fact when I first came across the fact music video's were uploaded to YouTube, The KLF were one of the first that I looked up.

Verdict - Good

24. Go West - King Of Wishful Thinking (New)


80s group Go West amazingly had 50% of their Top 40 hits in the 90s. This was the first of the 90s ones. It was also their biggest hit in America. When it comes to cheesy music, which this is, there's a thin line between it being fun and irritating. This falls into the irritating category.

Verdict - Rubbish

23. The Hothouse Flowers - I Can See Clearly Now


A cover of the Johnny Nash song. Interesting fact, this is one of 2 covers of this song to make the UK Top 40 and both made number 23. Furthermore, Deborah Harry recorded a different song called "I Can See Clearly Now" and that also made 23. This cover is actually pretty good, they've really made it their own.

Verdict - Good

22. Dream Warriors - Wash Your Face In My Sink


What a name for a record. A title like that would perhaps imply this is a novelty record, but it isn't at all. It's the Top 40 debut for Dream Warriors who made jazz influenced rap music. Quite a strange combination admittedly, but the resulting tune is actually quite good.

Verdict - Good

21. Bell Biv Devoe - Poison


The only Top 40 hit for Bell Biv Devoe. It's members are Ricky Bell, Mike Bivins and Ronnie Devoe who had all been in the charts previously as part of New Edition. Arguably Ralph Tresvant and Bobby Brown were the 2 best known members of New Edition, so what we have is basically the 3 guys in the background. Doesn't sound good on paper, but that's why you shouldn't judge a book by it's cover. This tune is probably my favourite of everything I've heard post-New Edition from all it's members. In fact it's better than anything I've heard from New Edition as well.

Verdict - Good

20. River City People - Carry The Blame / California Dreamin'


A double a-side where I'd say "California Dreamin'" is the best known. That's probably in part to do with the lyrical content of "Carry the Blame" which is to do with abortions. This version of "California Dreamin'" was the first version I'd heard. I thought it was ok, but when I heard the original version I thought this cover sounded pretty crap in comparison. "Carry the Blame" is alright, but nothing special.

Verdict - OK / OK

19. Craig McLachlan And Check 1-2 - Amanda


"Mona" still hadn't dropped out the Top 40, but here's Craig McLachlan with his 2nd Top 40 hit. This time it's written by Craig McLachlan himself. Not only were we seeing him on Neighbours and Home & Away as well as hearing his music, but I also remember this song coming on in the diner a lot on Home & Away as well. Lets just say when he left Neighbours and had to leave his guitar behind for exceeding luggage allowance at the airport, it brought a smile to my face.

Verdict - Rubbish

18. Sting - Englishman In New York


Sting is one of those people who you'd say has managed to have a successful solo career following the break up of his band. However, if you look at his record in the singles chart it's not great, particularly in the early days. Up to this point he'd had 9 solo singles, but only 3 of them made the Top 40 and none of them made the Top 40. This single was one of those that failed to make the Top 40 when first released, but it finally charted thanks to this remix from Ben Liebrand. This was the first Sting song I remember hearing and remember thinking it was a bit crap. I still haven't changed my mind.

Verdict - Rubbish

17. Betty Boo - Where Are You Baby? (New)


Not only did Betty Boo manage a 2nd solo single, but the 2nd single also did better than the 1st. I'm not sure how well remembered this is, but I certainly remember it. I also remember it being bloody awful, and my opinion hasn't changed.

Verdict - Rubbish

16. LFO - LFO


This is one of those records I'd initially heard without knowing what it actually was. I did find out in the early days of me using the internet when I came across a rave website that had a bunch of must hear tunes in the history of the rave scene to listen to on the site and this was one of them. That was very exciting in a pre-YouTube era. I liked this tune so much I ended up buying the "Frequencies" album on which this appears.

Verdict - Good

15. Technotronic ft Ya Kid K - Rockin' Over The Beat


As it happens the rest of the music isn't up to much either. It's Technotronic again, with their 4th Top 40 hit. I doubt many people realised they had many, but this wasn't exactly an obscure one that scraped into the Top 40, it made the Top 10. The fact this record is long forgotten makes it alright, if I heard it too often I may think otherwise.

Verdict - OK

14. Tricky Disco - Tricky Disco


I don't remember this record at the time, but it was on a techno compilation I bought a few years later. Liking my music underground as I did, I was disappointed to see in my British Hit Singles book that this had been a hit. It was the only Top 40 hit for Tricky Disco, but not the only one for it's members. They would return to the charts in 1996 as Technohead with "I Want To Be A Hippy".

Verdict - Good

13. Jon Bon Jovi - Blaze Of Glory


The debut solo hit for Jon Bon Jovi. Having your surname (well surname of your stage name) as your band name is going to make it difficult to differentiate between your band and your solo career. Having a solo song that sounds like it could be your band is going to make it even more difficult. Still, nothing wrong with sounding like Bon Jovi, they have some good songs and I like this song too.

Verdict - Good

12. Together - Hardcore Uproar


I remember when this came out, I thought it was the theme music to "The Clothes Show" made into a single. It does have it's similarities, but that's no bad thing as the theme tune was pretty much the only thing I liked about "The Clothes Show". This is a better tune though, it's one which came out of the Hacienda. Sadly one of the members of Together, Jon Donaghy, died in a road accident when they were out in Ibiza promoting this.

Verdict - Good

11. Elton John - Sacrifice / Healing Hands


I once went to a quiz on holiday where we were asked what Elton Johns first number one was. I knew this was his first solo number one, but said "Don't Go Breaking My Heart" because he never said solo, but the official answer was "Sacrifice", whether he'd have taken "Healing Hands" as an answer, who knows. Anyway enough of crap quizmasters, what about the songs? Both were released as separate singles in 1989 and both failed to reach the Top 40, but the double a-side made number one. This was actually the record that taught me what a double a-side was. The most played of the two was "Sacrifice" and I always quite liked that record. I got a bit confused when one week on Top of the Pops when they played "Healing Hands" instead, but that's how I learned about double a-sides. Not too keen on "Healing Hands" though to be honest.

Verdict - Good / Rubbish

10. Prince - Thieves In The Temple


Prince was an artist I got to like though listening to the Top 40 countdown. The previous year, the first song I taped off the Top 40 without any assistance from my parents was "Batdance". My favourite of his song's from the Batman film was "Arms Of Orion", which was his most recent single at the time. The standard had been set, but unfortunately this didn't meet it so I was quite disappointed. However I did start to like it eventually.

Verdict - Good

9. Roxette - Listen To Your Heart / Dangerous


In 1995 there was a Happy Hardcore tune called "Smile, Fuck Up" by DJ Psycangle which sampled the first verse of this. A year or so later I heard "Listen To Your Heart" for probably the first time since 1990 and that's when I realised it was the song "Smile, Fuck Up" sampled. Of course, this song has it's similarities to "Alone" by Heart, and the title suggests that's where they may have got their inspiration from. It doesn't matter though, both are good songs. The other side, "Dangerous" is one I never remember hearing at the time. It's not as good, but I still like it.

Verdict - Good / Good

8. Madonna - Hanky Panky


I don't think I've heard this record since 1990, I guess the sheer quantity of Madonna hits means there's bound to be a number that you don't hear anymore. I'd happily wait another 30 years until I hear it again, I thought it was crap at the time and my opinion hasn't changed.

Verdict - Rubbish

7. Soup Dragons ft Junior Reid - I'm Free


This song taught me the drawbacks of buying a single. I didn't buy it myself, but I knew somebody who did. We were going somewhere in his mums car and he played this single both there and back. The problem was there was just this song and the b-side on the tape so it only lasted about 7 minutes and the car journey was a lot longer than that. Needless to say I was completely sick of the song by the end of it. Fortunately 30 years have passed since then so it's given me enough time to appreciate it for what it is. It's a cover of the Rolling Stones song done in a 90s Madchester style, except Soup Dragons aren't from Manchester, they're from Scotland.

Verdict - Good

6. New Kids On The Block - Tonight


I thought I was mishearing the lyrics at the time. I was hearing "Hangin Tough" and "The Right Stuff" but I've never been good at making out lyrics so thought I was only hearing those words because of their other hits. Turns out I wasn't mishearing, they are quoting the titles of their other songs. It's the sort of thing you might expect when a group has been around a long time, but it had only been 9 months since they first hit the Top 40. In reality though they formed in 1984 and were now on their 4th album. I don't actually mind this record though.

Verdict - OK

5. MC Hammer - U Can't Touch This


Love it or hate it, you can't deny the impact this record has had on the world. Whenever someone shouts "stop", many people no doubt at least think "hammer time". I did like this at the time, but since then it's been played to death, plus I've gone through a period of being really into rap music of a more controversial nature and resenting more party rap music like this. On that basis it gets an ok.

Verdict - OK

4. Blue Pearl - Naked In The Rain


Here we have the bass player from an 80s band making a name for himself in the dance music world. It isn't Norman Cook though, it's Youth, formerly of Killing Joke. This reminds me of a school trip I went on to the Science Museum around this time. Not sure why, maybe it came on the radio on the bus. Anyway, good tune.

Verdict - Good

3. Bombalurina - Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini


The summer holidays had arrived, and that meant Wacaday would be on. This summer though we had a double dose of Timmy Mallett courtesy of this song. Bizarrely I always thought he seemed more serious in this song than he did on Wacaday. Anyway, as much as I liked Wacaday and Timmy Mallett, there's no denying this song is bloody awful.

Verdict - Rubbish

2. DNA ft Suzanne Vega - Tom's Diner


I remember misreading the title of this record at the time as Tom's Dinner and thought fancy naming a record after somebodies dinner. The original title of this was "Oh Suzanne" as it's a remix by DNA of a Suzanne Vega record. I never knew any of this at the time, but I always thought it was a great record and I've since heard the original, and think this is better.

Verdict - Good

1. Partners In Kryme - Turtle Power


Given the amount of rap music you get in the charts these days, it's hard to think that it actually got off to quite a slow start commercially in the UK. It had been 11 years since the Sugarhill Gang gave us the first rap Top 40 hit, but finally we get the first rap number one. Few would have predicted the first rap number one would be about a kids TV show. Like pretty much every boy of my age, I loved the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and I liked this record for that very reason. Do I still like it though? Well it is pretty awful, but there is that novelty factor so it gets the ok.

Verdict - OK

If we give the records which were good 1 point each and those which were OK half a point, the final score is 18.5/30, or 62%. Quite surprising this beats last week given some of the bad new entries, but it does.

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