Sunday, 17 May 2020

Top 30 in 1990 Reviewed - Week 20

Here's my weekly look at the Top 30 from 30 years ago. The plan is for these posts to go out at 17:30 on a Sunday.

Here is the Top 40 in full.

Obviously some of the records will be the same as last week so therefore the review will be the same for these. I've indicated which ones are new so you can skip the others if you read last weeks post.

Once again my opinions are inevitably going to differ from other people, but I'm not trying to convince anyone something is good or rubbish, I'm simply giving my opinion.

So this is the top 30 from this week in 1990 with my verdict on each record:

30. Don Pablo's Animals - Venus (New)


Who charted the highest with "Venus"? Was it Shocking Blue or Bananarama? Well actually it was neither, it was Don Pablo's Animals who reached 4 whereas Shocking Blue and Bananarama both reached 8. This is the best version in my opinion, guess the lack of vocals helps. I remember this coming out around the same time I learned about the city of Venice, when telling someone else about it, they said don't you mean Venus? I wasn't sure, I didn't know planets yet.

Verdict - Good

29. Sam Brown - Kissing Gate (New)


It's quite a well known fact amongst music fans that 50s/60s artists Joe Brown and Marty Wilde had daughters who would become pop stars in the 80s. Whilst Kim Wilde is known to be ever present throughout the 80s, Sam Brown is known to many for just one song, which isn't this one. It's a shame in a way because Sam Brown clearly seems to be the more talented musician. That said, it isn't enough to make this song good, but I guess it's ok.

Verdict - OK

28. Depeche Mode - Policy Of Truth (New)


When you compare Depeche Mode at the start of the 80s to the end of the 90s it's almost like it's a completely different group. Ok one key difference is that Vince Clarke was chief songwriter in the beginning before leaving and Martin Gore taking on that role. But they didn't suddenly change over night, there was a transition and this was it. It gives the best of both worlds, the synth pop sound is still there but it is notably darker. But if you want to hear this record in all it's glory, go and see them live.

Verdict - Good

27. Eurythmics - Angel (New)


This was the final Eurythmics Top 40 hit before breaking up, though Dave Stewart's solo career had already started and Annie Lennox had already had a solo hit a couple of years earlier. This record showcases what a great vocal range Annie Lennox has. This came at a point where Eurythmics simply weren't popular anymore so isn't very well known, would have made a great farewell record if they were still at the height of their popularity though.

Verdict - Good

26. Thunder - Backstreet Symphony


Thunder are a band I've always regarded as an 80s band, but this record from 1990 is their debut Top 40 hit, so they're not really an 80s band at all, although they did form in 1989. I guess part of the reason is because anyone who I met that was into Thunder was over a certain age. I don't mind this song, it perhaps lacks that ingredient that makes it a good song, but for a generic no nonsense hard rock song it's not bad.

Verdict - OK

25. Lisa Stansfield - What Did I Do To You (EP)


The fourth and final Top 40 single from her "Affection" album, the lead track from this EP is a song of the same title. It's a bit of a nothing song if I'm honest, the bits after she sings the chorus stand out a little, but it's not enough.

Verdict - Rubbish

24. Bizz Nizz - Don't Miss The Party Line


Technotronic weren't the only Belgians having UK hits in 1990, we also had this, the only hit for Bizz Nizz. This sounds more like what you'd expect a dance record from Belgium in the early 90s to sound like, much better than Technotronic in my opinion. The story of Bizz Nizz doesn't end with this tune though, the following year they would return with 2 Dutch vocalists and become known as 2 Unlimited. Don't let that put you off though, this really is a good tune.

Verdict - Good

23. Natalie Cole - Wild Women Do


Natalie Cole has had quite an interesting Top 40 career. It began with a minor hit in 1975, then nothing for 13 years until she reached 5 with "Pink Cadillac", then 3 minor hits followed before she reached 2 with "Miss You Like Crazy" in 1989. Her following 2 singles failed to make the Top 40, but then came this, her penultimate hit which extended her Top 40 career to 15 years across 3 different decades. It's a bit crap though to tell you the truth.

Verdict - Rubbish

22. The Pasadenas - Love Thing (New)


I'd never heard of The Pasadenas until 1992 when they did "I'm Doing Fine Now" which I loved. They'd already had a Top 40 career prior to that though, with this being their 4th Top 40 hit. Unfortunately the disadvantage they had was the fact they were a British R&B group. We were in the era of New Jack Swing and this was a lame British attempt at doing New Jack Swing which failed abysmally.

Verdict - Rubbish

21. Paul Young - Softly Whispering I Love You (New)


I absolutely love "Softly Whispering I Love You" by Congregation. The choir, the man with the rough voice taking over, just such a great tune. This cover is fuckin abysmal. Anything good about the original has been taken out, it's been replaced with what sounds like a band rehearsing and some lazy vocals have been added on top. Terrible tune.

Verdict - Rubbish

20. The Wonder Stuff - Circlesquare


What differentiates The Wonder Stuff from other alternative bands from the same era is having a violin player. This was their 5th Top 40 single and probably the first where the violin takes centre stage. It was their first single after Rob "The Bass Thing" Jones left the group. The violin effect works, it makes the record.

Verdict - Good

19. Phil Collins - Something Happened On The Way To Heaven


My memory of this record is that I liked it when I first heard it. Then the person who used to give me a lift into school would play Now 18 every day which meant I heard this every day for a period of time and got pretty sick of it. Years later I'd forgot what this was called, but remembered it was a good song. I actually discovered what it was before the days of YouTube, I managed to find the video on the internet somewhere.

Verdict - Good

18. Happy Mondays - Step On


This is the record that the Happy Mondays are best known for, but what is perhaps not as well known is that this was a cover. It was originally by John Kongos and was titled "He's Gonna Step on You Again" and peaked at number 4 in 1971, one place higher than this managed. Production on this record was by Paul Oakenfold and Steve Osborne, the same team behind Grace in the mid to late 90s. Like many records from the Madchester scene at the time, it's one of those great dance/rock crossover records.

Verdict - Good

17. Family Stand - Ghetto Heaven


The only UK Top 40 hit for Family Stand which was given the remix treatment by Jazzie B and Nellee Hooper of Soul II Soul. It does sound a cross between Soul II Soul and Massive Attack, which makes sense as Nellee Hooper was also a member of The Wild Bunch alongside members of Massive Attack. It's a great formula to have.

Verdict - Good

16. Chimes - I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For (New)


A cover of the U2 record that Bono himself likes. It's also the debut Top 40 hit for Chimes. when singer Pauline Henry mixed rock and soul in her solo career I think it worked quite well, and it seems like this is what they are trying to do here, but it doesn't really work for me.

Verdict - Rubbish

15. Heart - All I Wanna Do is Make Love To You


I always thought this record was older than it actually is, it definitely sounds like it belongs in the 80s. It was written by Robert John "Mutt" Lange and apparently Heart themselves don't like it and don't play it live. It would be their penultimate UK Top 40 hit with their final one 3 years later also being written by Robert John "Mutt" Lange. I'm inclined to agree with Heart, I don't like it either.

Verdict - Rubbish

14. Michael Bolton - How Can We Be Lovers


A Michael Bolton song that isn't a cover, yes they do exist. It's written by Michael Bolton himself, along with Desmond Child and Diane Warren. I don't think I've ever met anyone who likes Michael Bolton, or at least admits to liking him. I did once walk past a workman on the street singing this out loud, which I found quite amusing. This isn't the sort of record I'd go out and by, but I don't mind it.

Verdict - OK

13. Snap! - The Power


Everyone was singing this at the time, well the chorus anyway. It's hard to hear this now though without picturing Phil "The Power" Taylor doing his walk on in the darts. I don't think it's aged very well at all and apart from the hook it's a bit of a nothing tune, so I'm afraid this gets the thumbs down.

Verdict - Rubbish

12. UB40 - Kingston Town


My understanding of reggae music at the time was that most of it came from Jamaica, but I was unsure whether UB40 came from Jamaica or not (as mentioned previously, I was still of primary school age in 1990). This song though suggested to me that they were as Kingston is the capital of Jamaica. I would eventually find out they came from Birmingham and this was a cover. However, Lord Creator, the songwriter and original artist, isn't from Jamaica himself, he's from Trinidad and Tobago. Do I like it though? Well yes, I like a bit of UB40, both covers and non-covers.

Verdict - Good

11. Mantronix ft Wondress - Take Your Time


The other Top 10 single for Mantronix which is one you never hear anymore. Whilst it's the same style as it's predecessor it's not a clone of it by any means. I think I actually prefer this record, it's got that blend of soul and dance pretty much spot on.

Verdict - Good

10. Beats International - Won't Talk About It


The second and final Top 40 hit for Beats International. This had been a hit the previous year for Norman Cook as part of a double a-side with "Blame It On The Bassline" and with Billy Bragg on vocals, which both appear on the "Let Them Eat Bingo" album. This version features Lindy Layton on vocals, the same singer on "Dub Be Good To Me". I prefer the album version but I like this version too.

Verdict - Good

9. Soul II Soul - A Dream's A Dream


The 4th Top 40 hit for Soul II Soul, one I think of as being called "I Can See" rather than the actual title. It perhaps takes a bit more effort to get into than the previous 3 hits, but once you do it's great.

Verdict - Good

8. Alannah Myles - Black Velvet


Interesting fact, there have been 2 Top 40 hit's who's titles have been a colour followed by "Velvet", both released in 1990 and both reached number 2. This is the first of these which was the only Top 40 hit for Alannah Myles. If you read her biography on Wikipedia it describes her as being a singer-songwriter, but despite this she didn't actually write this song, that duty went to Christopher Ward and David Tyson. It's one of these song's I've always found irritating truth be told.

Verdict - Rubbish

7. En Vogue - Hold On


The first of 2 Top 40 hits in 1990 named "Hold On" and the debut Top 40 hit for En Vogue. It's how a vocal group should be, the a cappella at the start of this showing their vocal talents and ability to harmonise with each other. Unfortunately most vocal groups that have formed since have no vocal talent to showcase. This record is definitely getting the thumbs up from me, but what I find a bit of a shame is the follow up single "Lies" is much better but it failed to make the Top 40.

Verdict - Good

6. Madonna - Vogue


Madonna had been on a bit of a roll in late 1989 with the singles "Cherish" and "Dear Jessie" which were both records I particularly liked at the time. I never liked this one though.

Verdict - Rubbish

5. Paula Abdul With The Wild Pair - Opposites Attract


When it comes to female pop singers from America who emerged in the late 80s, such as Tiffany, Debbie Gibson and Taylor Dayne, the word dreadful springs to mind. Paula Abdul though was actually alright. This was her biggest Top 40 hit in the UK and is best remembered for the video of here dancing with a cartoon character. The songs not bad.

Verdict - OK

4. New Kids On The Block - Cover Girl


The 4th Top 40 hit for New Kids On The Block and the final one from the "Hangin Tough" album. I think this is a good illustration of the boy band concept, one person is there to sing it and the rest are there just to make up the numbers. It does sound more single than album filler, but that doesn't mean it's any good.

Verdict - Rubbish

3. The Adventures Of Stevie V - Dirty Cash


I remember seeing this on Top of the Pops and there were 2 things that confused me. First I was expecting with a name like that it would be a man singing, not realising Stevie can also be a woman's name, but more to the point not realising the singer was Melody Washington and that Stevie V was in the background. The second thing was seeing just one singer, but hearing multiple voices on the track, but of course being Top of the Pops they were miming. I don't mind this record, but it's never been one I've been particularly fond of.

Verdict - OK

2. Kylie Minogue - Better The Devil You Know


I was reading the Wikipedia entry on this record and it described it as the song that re-invented Kylie Minogue. Really? It sounds just like all her other hits up to that point, ok they don't necessarily sound the same, but they follow the same sort of formula. The only positive thing I can say about this record is that it isn't Steps singing it.

Verdict - Rubbish

1. Adamski - Killer


The 2nd Top 40 hit for Adamski and the first for Seal, though he wasn't credited and many thought he was Adamski at the time. It's the tune Adamski is best known for, but he has done much better tunes in my opinion, but I do still like this one.

Verdict - Good

If we give the records which were good 1 point each and those which were OK half a point, the final score is 16.5/30, or 55%. Back above 50% again.

Thursday, 14 May 2020

The Top 40 Leaderboard: Week 19

What's this all about?

Joining J Hus at the top of the leaderboard is Drake with 2 new entries this week. With 54 Top 40 hits to his name in just under a decade, don't be surprised to see him top at the end of the year. Also joining the leaderboard this week is AJ Tracey.

All 3 of the new entries this week were rap, bringing the total for the year so far to 53/95, or 56%.

Artist No. of Hits
J Hus 4
Drake 4
Eminem 3
Justin Bieber 3
Aitch 3
Skepta 3
Roddy Ricch 3
D-Block Europe 2
Lil Uzi Vert 2
Doja Cat 2
Weeknd 2
Dua Lipa 2
Chip 2
Young Adz 2
Sam Smith 2
Demi Lovato 2
Dababy 2
M Huncho 2
KSI 2
Tion Wayne 2
1975 2
Juice Wrld 2
AJ Tracey 2

Tuesday, 12 May 2020

UK Number 40s: Cream - Anyone For Tennis (1968)


Once again we have another big name in the UK Number 40s series. Cream were together for a little over 2 years but are seen by many as one of the all time greats. How did this only reach 40 then?

The Top 40 record of Cream isn't exactly great, none of their singles made the Top 10. However the same could be said of several big name bands of this era. They were an albums band rather than a singles band. That could be an explanation as to why this only made number 40 except for one thing, this was never on an album. It was on the soundtrack to the film "The Savage Seven".

It was released in May 1968, the same month the band decided to split up. At the same time it was in the middle of their career music wise. This was the 4th of 7 singles and at this point their first 2 albums had been released but their final 2 albums hadn't.

Not only was this the final number 40 of 1968, it was the final number 40 of the 60s as no records peaked at 40 in 1969.

What did happen in 1969 though was Eric Clapton and Ginger Baker of Cream teamed up with Steve Winwood of Traffic, the band who had the prior number 40 to this, to form Blind Faith. They had no Top 40 hits but their only album reached number one.

Sunday, 10 May 2020

Top 30 in 1990 Reviewed - Week 19

Here's my weekly look at the Top 30 from 30 years ago. The plan is for these posts to go out at 17:30 on a Sunday.

Here is the Top 40 in full.

Obviously some of the records will be the same as last week so therefore the review will be the same for these. I've indicated which ones are new so you can skip the others if you read last weeks post.

Once again my opinions are inevitably going to differ from other people, but I'm not trying to convince anyone something is good or rubbish, I'm simply giving my opinion.

So this is the top 30 from this week in 1990 with my verdict on each record:

30. Jesus Jones - Real Real Real


This was the debut Top 40 hit for Jesus Jones. I remember at the time I already knew of Jesus & Mary Chain who's music I found incredibly boring. Given Jesus Jones had a similar name, well also has Jesus in it's name, I expected their music to be boring too. I was therefore pleasantly surprised to find it wasn't. It's basically Wiltshire's equivalent of Madchester, mixing dance and rock music together.

Verdict - Good

29. Lisa Stansfield - What Did I Do To You (EP) (New)


The fourth and final Top 40 single from her "Affection" album, the lead track from this EP is a song of the same title. It's a bit of a nothing song if I'm honest, the bits after she sings the chorus stand out a little, but it's not enough.

Verdict - Rubbish

28. BBG - Snappiness


The only Top 40 hit for BBG, a nice bit of ambient dance music. You could say it's a shame they didn't go on to have more hits, but then singer Dinah Taylor was one of the co-writers on "Fridays Child" by Will Young, so maybe it was for the best that they only had 1 hit.

Verdict - Good

27. Tongue 'N' Cheek - Tomorrow


The debut Top 40 hit for Tongue 'N' Cheek and their highest charting. This is a Frankie Knuckles remix that charted. It's a blatant rip off of "Silver Shadow" by Atlantic Starr, but I guess you could call it a 90s makeover which is no bad thing.

Verdict - Good

26. Bruce Dickinson - Tattooed Millionaire


I don't know whether many people remember Bruce Dickinson's solo career, I certainly don't. There is no evidence of it existing on everyhit.com either, look up Bruce Dickinson and you get no results. He actually had 4 solo Top 40 hits beginning with this, which was before he left Iron Maiden. It's not as heavy as your average Iron Maiden record, and that's the problem. The best thing about Iron Maiden songs in my opinion is the fast drumming, take that away it's just not very good. Obviously making an Iron Maiden sounding song would defeat the point of a solo record, so understand why he did it, just not my cup of tea.

Verdict - Rubbish

25. Thunder - Backstreet Symphony (New)


Thunder are a band I've always regarded as an 80s band, but this record from 1990 is their debut Top 40 hit, so they're not really an 80s band at all, although they did form in 1989. I guess part of the reason is because anyone who I met that was into Thunder was over a certain age. I don't mind this song, it perhaps lacks that ingredient that makes it a good song, but for a generic no nonsense hard rock song it's not bad.

Verdict - OK

24. Sinitta - Hitchin' A Ride


The penultimate Top 40 hit for Sinitta which is a cover of the Vanity Fare song. Much like all her other songs, this is dreadful.

Verdict - Rubbish

23. The Blues Brothers - Everybody Needs Somebody To Love


It had been 10 years since the film had come out. Such is the association this song has with the film, many people don't realise this is a cover of a 60s record by Solomon Burke. I've probably heard it too many times in my life to truly like it, but I guess it's alright.

Verdict - OK

22. Michael Bolton - How Can We Be Lovers (New)


A Michael Bolton song that isn't a cover, yes they do exist. It's written by Michael Bolton himself, along with Desmond Child and Diane Warren. I don't think I've ever met anyone who likes Michael Bolton, or at least admits to liking him. I did once walk past a workman on the street singing this out loud, which I found quite amusing. This isn't the sort of record I'd go out and by, but I don't mind it.

Verdict - OK

21. Bizz Nizz - Don't Miss The Party Line


Technotronic weren't the only Belgians having UK hits in 1990, we also had this, the only hit for Bizz Nizz. This sounds more like what you'd expect a dance record from Belgium in the early 90s to sound like, much better than Technotronic in my opinion. The story of Bizz Nizz doesn't end with this tune though, the following year they would return with 2 Dutch vocalists and become known as 2 Unlimited. Don't let that put you off though, this really is a good tune.

Verdict - Good

20. The Wonder Stuff - Circlesquare (New)


What differentiates The Wonder Stuff from other alternative bands from the same era is having a violin player. This was their 5th Top 40 single and probably the first where the violin takes centre stage. It was their first single after Rob "The Bass Thing" Jones left the group. The violin effect works, it makes the record.

Verdict - Good

19. Mantronix ft Wondress - Take Your Time (New)


The other Top 10 single for Mantronix which is one you never hear anymore. Whilst it's the same style as it's predecessor it's not a clone of it by any means. I think I actually prefer this record, it's got that blend of soul and dance pretty much spot on.

Verdict - Good

18. Beats International - Won't Talk About It (New)


The second and final Top 40 hit for Beats International. This had been a hit the previous year for Norman Cook as part of a double a-side with "Blame It On The Bassline" and with Billy Bragg on vocals, which both appear on the "Let Them Eat Bingo" album. This version features Lindy Layton on vocals, the same singer on "Dub Be Good To Me". I like this version too.

Verdict - Good

17. Natalie Cole - Wild Women Do


Natalie Cole has had quite an interesting Top 40 career. It began with a minor hit in 1975, then nothing for 13 years until she reached 5 with "Pink Cadillac", then 3 minor hits followed before she reached 2 with "Miss You Like Crazy" in 1989. Her following 2 singles failed to make the Top 40, but then came this, her penultimate hit which extended her Top 40 career to 15 years across 3 different decades. It's a bit crap though to tell you the truth.

Verdict - Rubbish

16. Morrissey - November Spawned A Monster


There are several music acts where you can say all their songs sound the same, and Morrissey is one of those in my book. He may be a talented poet, but musically his songs are just so boring. This one is no exception.

Verdict - Rubbish

15. Phil Collins - Something Happened On The Way To Heaven


My memory of this record is that I liked it when I first heard it. Then the person who used to give me a lift into school would play Now 18 every day which meant I heard this every day for a period of time and got pretty sick of it. Years later I'd forgot what this was called, but remembered it was a good song. I actually discovered what it was before the days of YouTube, I managed to find the video on the internet somewhere.

Verdict - Good

14. En Vogue - Hold On (New)


The first of 2 Top 40 hits in 1990 named "Hold On" and the debut Top 40 hit for En Vogue. It's how a vocal group should be, the a cappella at the start of this showing their vocal talents and ability to harmonise with each other. Unfortunately most vocal groups that have formed since have no vocal talent to showcase. This record is definitely getting the thumbs up from me, but what I find a bit of a shame is the follow up single "Lies" is much better but it failed to make the Top 40.

Verdict - Good

13. Happy Mondays - Step On


This is the record that the Happy Mondays are best known for, but what is perhaps not as well known is that this was a cover. It was originally by John Kongos and was titled "He's Gonna Step on You Again" and peaked at number 4 in 1971, one place higher than this managed. Production on this record was by Paul Oakenfold and Steve Osborne, the same team behind Grace in the mid to late 90s. Like many records from the Madchester scene at the time, it's one of those great dance/rock crossover records.

Verdict - Good

12. Family Stand - Ghetto Heaven


The only UK Top 40 hit for Family Stand which was given the remix treatment by Jazzie B and Nellee Hooper of Soul II Soul. It does sound a cross between Soul II Soul and Massive Attack, which makes sense as Nellee Hooper was also a member of The Wild Bunch alongside members of Massive Attack. It's a great formula to have.

Verdict - Good

11. Heart - All I Wanna Do is Make Love To You


I always thought this record was older than it actually is, it definitely sounds like it belongs in the 80s. It was written by Robert John "Mutt" Lange and apparently Heart themselves don't like it and don't play it live. It would be their penultimate UK Top 40 hit with their final one 3 years later also being written by Robert John "Mutt" Lange. I'm inclined to agree with Heart, I don't like it either.

Verdict - Rubbish

10. Snap! - The Power


Everyone was singing this at the time, well the chorus anyway. It's hard to hear this now though without picturing Phil "The Power" Taylor doing his walk on in the darts. I don't think it's aged very well at all and apart from the hook it's a bit of a nothing tune, so I'm afraid this gets the thumbs down.

Verdict - Rubbish

9. UB40 - Kingston Town


My understanding of reggae music at the time was that most of it came from Jamaica, but I was unsure whether UB40 came from Jamaica or not (as mentioned previously, I was still of primary school age in 1990). This song though suggested to me that they were as Kingston is the capital of Jamaica. I would eventually find out they came from Birmingham and this was a cover. However, Lord Creator, the songwriter and original artist, isn't from Jamaica himself, he's from Trinidad and Tobago. Do I like it though? Well yes, I like a bit of UB40, both covers and non-covers.

Verdict - Good

8. New Kids On The Block - Cover Girl (New)


The 4th Top 40 hit for New Kids On The Block and the final one from the "Hangin Tough" album. I think this is a good illustration of the boy band concept, one person is there to sing it and the rest are there just to make up the numbers. It does sound more single than album filler, but that doesn't mean it's any good.

Verdict - Rubbish

7. Alannah Myles - Black Velvet


Interesting fact, there have been 2 Top 40 hit's who's titles have been a colour followed by "Velvet", both released in 1990 and both reached number 2. This is the first of these which was the only Top 40 hit for Alannah Myles. If you read her biography on Wikipedia it describes her as being a singer-songwriter, but despite this she didn't actually write this song, that duty went to Christopher Ward and David Tyson. It's one of these song's I've always found irritating truth be told.

Verdict - Rubbish

6. Soul II Soul - A Dream's A Dream


The 4th Top 40 hit for Soul II Soul, one I think of as being called "I Can See" rather than the actual title. It perhaps takes a bit more effort to get into than the previous 3 hits, but once you do it's great.

Verdict - Good

5. Kylie Minogue - Better The Devil You Know (New)


I was reading the Wikipedia entry on this record and it described it as the song that re-invented Kylie Minogue. Really? It sounds just like all her other hits up to that point, ok they don't necessarily sound the same, but they follow the same sort of formula. The only positive thing I can say about this record is that it isn't Steps singing it.

Verdict - Rubbish

4. Madonna - Vogue


Madonna had been on a bit of a roll in late 1989 with the singles "Cherish" and "Dear Jessie" which were both records I particularly liked at the time. I never liked this one though.

Verdict - Rubbish

3. Paula Abdul With The Wild Pair - Opposites Attract


When it comes to female pop singers from America who emerged in the late 80s, such as Tiffany, Debbie Gibson and Taylor Dayne, the word dreadful springs to mind. Paula Abdul though was actually alright. This was her biggest Top 40 hit in the UK and is best remembered for the video of here dancing with a cartoon character. The songs not bad.

Verdict - OK

2. The Adventures Of Stevie V - Dirty Cash


I remember seeing this on Top of the Pops and there were 2 things that confused me. First I was expecting with a name like that it would be a man singing, not realising Stevie can also be a woman's name, but more to the point not realising the singer was Melody Washington and that Stevie V was in the background. The second thing was seeing just one singer, but hearing multiple voices on the track, but of course being Top of the Pops they were miming. I don't mind this record, but it's never been one I've been particularly fond of.

Verdict - OK

1. Adamski - Killer


The 2nd Top 40 hit for Adamski and the first for Seal, though he wasn't credited and many thought he was Adamski at the time. It's the tune Adamski is best known for, but he has done much better tunes in my opinion, but I do still like this one.

Verdict - Good

If we give the records which were good 1 point each and those which were OK half a point, the final score is 16.5/30, or 55%. Back above 50 % again.

Thursday, 7 May 2020

The Top 40 Leaderboard: Week 18

What's this all about?

Juice Wrld scores his 2nd posthumous Top 40 hit putting him on the leaderboard. Also joining him is KSI, Tion Wayne and 1975

3 of the 6 new entries this week were rap, bringing the total for the year so far to 50/92, or 54%.

Artist No. of Hits
J Hus 4
Eminem 3
Justin Bieber 3
Aitch 3
Skepta 3
Roddy Ricch 3
D-Block Europe 2
Lil Uzi Vert 2
Doja Cat 2
Weeknd 2
Dua Lipa 2
Chip 2
Young Adz 2
Drake 2
Sam Smith 2
Demi Lovato 2
Dababy 2
M Huncho 2
KSI 2
Tion Wayne 2
1975 2
Juice Wrld 2

Tuesday, 5 May 2020

UK Number 40s: Traffic - No Face No Name No Number (1968)


A record has peaked at 40 for a variety of reasons so far. We've had obscure acts with their only hits, big names before they became big or when their popularity has been in decline or maybe just a minor blip. With this latest one though it's not that simple to pinpoint.

Traffic were formed when Steve Winwood left The Spencer Davis Group in April 1967, less than 18 months after they had their first Top 40 hit. Their debut hit, "Paper Sun" came in June and reached 5. Then came "Hole in My Shoe" which made 2 and "Here We Go Round the Mulberry Bush" which made 8. A decent start to their Top 40 career then.

The end of 1967 saw them release their debut album which contained this track. It was released as a single in March 1968 and made 40.

Their career wasn't exactly in decline though. This is a band that's held in high regard by many who had just released their debut album. At the same time though it would be their final Top 40 hit. Another album would follow later on in the year but by the beginning of 1969, Traffic were finished.

The original run of Traffic was over such a short period of time that there was presumably no decline for the band given they are much celebrated. Maybe it was simply a case that the single wasn't a success because people had the album.

The band did reunite in 1970 following Steve Winwood having a short stint in Blind Faith and more albums would follow but they split up again in 1974. They also briefly reunited in 1994.

Sunday, 3 May 2020

Top 30 in 1990 Reviewed - Week 18

Here's my weekly look at the Top 30 from 30 years ago. The plan is for these posts to go out at 17:30 on a Sunday.

Here is the Top 40 in full.

Obviously some of the records will be the same as last week so therefore the review will be the same for these. I've indicated which ones are new so you can skip the others if you read last weeks post.

Once again my opinions are inevitably going to differ from other people, but I'm not trying to convince anyone something is good or rubbish, I'm simply giving my opinion.

So this is the top 30 from this week in 1990 with my verdict on each record:

30. David A Stewart ft Candy Dulfer - Lily Was Here


This was the record that taught me that the one in Eurythmics who doesn't sing is Dave Stewart. Seeing his collaborator Candy Dulfer with a saxophone, I though surely he's going to be the one singing on this. No such luck, it's an instrumental. It did make me wonder if I ever would see him sing though. The tune is pretty average, it's probably the last time I've been disappointed by a record not having vocals, been plenty where the opposite is true.

Verdict - OK

29. Kid Creole And The Coconuts - The Sex Of It (New)


Kid Creole And The Coconuts were one of those early 80s groups I learned about later on in life, but I didn't realise they had a Top 40 hit in 1990. It came 7 years after their last Top 40 hit and would be there last. It was written by Prince, and you can tell. The problem is that is sounds like a Prince song, except Prince isn't singing it, Kid Creole is. On that basis it doesn't really work for me.

Verdict - Rubbish

28. BBG - Snappiness (New)


The only Top 40 hit for BBG, a nice bit of ambient dance music. You could say it's a shame they didn't go on to have more hits, but then singer Dinah Taylor was one of the co-writers on "Fridays Child" by Will Young, so maybe it was for the best that they only had 1 hit.

Verdict - Good

27. Janet Jackson - Escapade


The 4th single from the "Janet Jackson's Rhythm Nation 1814" album which like the previous 3 was written by Jimmy Jam & Terry Lewis. I love the intro to this song, definitely the best part of it. Whilst the rest of the song doesn't quite live up to the intro, I still like it.

Verdict - Good

26. Sinitta - Hitchin' A Ride (New)


The penultimate Top 40 hit for Sinitta which is a cover of the Vanity Fare song. Much like all her other songs, this is dreadful.

Verdict - Rubbish

25. Technotronic ft MC Eric - This Beat is Technotronic


It's quite common, often in dance music, for one to have a big hit and then following up by a record that's basically an inferior version of their big hit. In the case of Technotronic, they actually waited until their 3rd hit to release an inferior version of their 1st.

Verdict - Rubbish

24. Jason Donovan - Hang On To Your Love


The 2nd single from Jason Donovan's 2nd album and the first of his singles not to make the Top 5. It's your usual generic Stock Aitken & Waterman pap, just an inferior version of "Too Many Broken Hearts" really.

Verdict - Rubbish

23. Faith No More - From Out Of Nowhere


Believe it or not, this record actually charted higher than "Epic" which is arguably their most famous record. It came from the same album "The Real Thing", which was their first with lead singer Mike Patton. Faith No More were one of the bands I was into in the early 90s so always liked this song.

Verdict - Good

22. Pat and Mick - Use It Up And Wear It Out


My memories of Pat and Mick are of them doing "I Haven't Stopped Dancing Yet" in 1989. Even my young self could tell you how dreadful it was. Next thing, Pat Sharp was presenting "Fun House" and one thing I feared whilst watching it in the early days was that Mick would come on and they would start singing. Fortunately that never happened, but what I didn't realise was that they released another equally dreadful record in 1990. All their records were released for charity though so the quality of the music really didn't matter.

Verdict - Rubbish

21. The B-52s - Love Shack


I remember hearing this for the first time and thinking what an odd song. I didn't mind it though, I quite liked the way Fred Schneider was more shouting in a funny voice rather than singing it, but the females were singing more melodically. However, it's tendency to be overplayed in the pubs and clubs I went to when I was younger means I can't stand it now.

Verdict - Rubbish

20. Tongue 'N' Cheek - Tomorrow


The debut Top 40 hit for Tongue 'N' Cheek and their highest charting. This is a Frankie Knuckles remix that charted. It's a blatant rip off of "Silver Shadow" by Atlantic Starr, but I guess you could call it a 90s makeover which is no bad thing.

Verdict - Good

19. Jesus Jones - Real Real Real


This was the debut Top 40 hit for Jesus Jones. I remember at the time I already knew of Jesus & Mary Chain who's music I found incredibly boring. Given Jesus Jones had a similar name, well also has Jesus in it's name, I expected their music to be boring too. I was therefore pleasantly surprised to find it wasn't. It's basically Wiltshire's equivalent of Madchester, mixing dance and rock music together.

Verdict - Good

18. Bruce Dickinson - Tattooed Millionaire (New)


I don't know whether many people remember Bruce Dickinson's solo career, I certainly don't. There is no evidence of it existing on everyhit.com either, look up Bruce Dickinson and you get no results. He actually had 4 solo Top 40 hits beginning with this, which was before he left Iron Maiden. It's not as heavy as your average Iron Maiden record, and that's the problem. The best thing about Iron Maiden songs in my opinion is the fast drumming, take that away it's just not very good. Obviously making an Iron Maiden sounding song would defeat the point of a solo record, so understand why he did it, just not my cup of tea.

Verdict - Rubbish

17. Sonia - Counting Every Minute


Another hit from Sonia, this was her 4th. One thing you could say about a lot of Stock Aitken & Waterman records, like them or not, is that they are catchy. This one isn't though, very much of the album filler variety.

Verdict - Rubbish

16. Natalie Cole - Wild Women Do


Natalie Cole has had quite an interesting Top 40 career. It began with a minor hit in 1975, then nothing for 13 years until she reached 5 with "Pink Cadillac", then 3 minor hits followed before she reached 2 with "Miss You Like Crazy" in 1989. Her following 2 singles failed to make the Top 40, but then came this, her penultimate hit which extended her Top 40 career to 15 years across 3 different decades. It's a bit crap though to tell you the truth.

Verdict - Rubbish

15. Phil Collins - Something Happened On The Way To Heaven


My memory of this record is that I liked it when I first heard it. Then the person who used to give me a lift into school would play Now 18 every day which meant I heard this every day for a period of time and got pretty sick of it. Years later I'd forgot what this was called, but remembered it was a good song. I actually discovered what it was before the days of YouTube, I managed to find the video on the internet somewhere.

Verdict - Good

14. The Blues Brothers - Everybody Needs Somebody To Love


It had been 10 years since the film had come out. Such is the association this song has with the film, many people don't realise this is a cover of a 60s record by Solomon Burke. I've probably heard it too many times in my life to truly like it, but I guess it's alright.

Verdict - OK

13. Bizz Nizz - Don't Miss The Party Line


Technotronic weren't the only Belgians having UK hits in 1990, we also had this, the only hit for Bizz Nizz. This sounds more like what you'd expect a dance record from Belgium in the early 90s to sound like, much better than Technotronic in my opinion. The story of Bizz Nizz doesn't end with this tune though, the following year they would return with 2 Dutch vocalists and become known as 2 Unlimited. Don't let that put you off though, this really is a good tune.

Verdict - Good

12. Morrissey - November Spawned A Monster (New)


There are several music acts where you can say all their songs sound the same, and Morrissey is one of those in my book. He may be a talented poet, but musically his songs are just so boring. This one is no exception.

Verdict - Rubbish

11. Happy Mondays - Step On


This is the record that the Happy Mondays are best known for, but what is perhaps not as well known is that this was a cover. It was originally by John Kongos and was titled "He's Gonna Step on You Again" and peaked at number 4 in 1971, one place higher than this managed. Production on this record was by Paul Oakenfold and Steve Osborne, the same team behind Grace in the mid to late 90s. Like many records from the Madchester scene at the time, it's one of those great dance/rock crossover records.

Verdict - Good

10. Family Stand - Ghetto Heaven


The only UK Top 40 hit for Family Stand which was given the remix treatment by Jazzie B and Nellee Hooper of Soul II Soul. It does sound a cross between Soul II Soul and Massive Attack, which makes sense as Nellee Hooper was also a member of The Wild Bunch alongside members of Massive Attack. It's a great formula to have.

Verdict - Good

9. Heart - All I Wanna Do is Make Love To You


I always thought this record was older than it actually is, it definitely sounds like it belongs in the 80s. It was written by Robert John "Mutt" Lange and apparently Heart themselves don't like it and don't play it live. It would be their penultimate UK Top 40 hit with their final one 3 years later also being written by Robert John "Mutt" Lange. I'm inclined to agree with Heart, I don't like it either.

Verdict - Rubbish

8. Soul II Soul - A Dream's A Dream (New)


The 4th Top 40 hit for Soul II Soul, one I think of as being called "I Can See" rather than the actual title. It perhaps takes a bit more effort to get into than the previous 3 hits, but once you do it's great.

Verdict - Good

7. Snap! - The Power


Everyone was singing this at the time, well the chorus anyway. It's hard to hear this now though without picturing Phil "The Power" Taylor doing his walk on in the darts. I don't think it's aged very well at all and apart from the hook it's a bit of a nothing tune, so I'm afraid this gets the thumbs down.

Verdict - Rubbish

6. UB40 - Kingston Town


My understanding of reggae music at the time was that most of it came from Jamaica, but I was unsure whether UB40 came from Jamaica or not (as mentioned previously, I was still of primary school age in 1990). This song though suggested to me that they were as Kingston is the capital of Jamaica. I would eventually find out they came from Birmingham and this was a cover. However, Lord Creator, the songwriter and original artist, isn't from Jamaica himself, he's from Trinidad and Tobago. Do I like it though? Well yes, I like a bit of UB40, both covers and non-covers.

Verdict - Good

5. The Adventures Of Stevie V - Dirty Cash


I remember seeing this on Top of the Pops and there were 2 things that confused me. First I was expecting with a name like that it would be a man singing, not realising Stevie can also be a woman's name, but more to the point not realising the singer was Melody Washington and that Stevie V was in the background. The second thing was seeing just one singer, but hearing multiple voices on the track, but of course being Top of the Pops they were miming. I don't mind this record, but it's never been one I've been particularly fond of.

Verdict - OK

4. Adamski - Killer


The 2nd Top 40 hit for Adamski and the first for Seal, though he wasn't credited and many thought he was Adamski at the time. It's the tune Adamski is best known for, but he has done much better tunes in my opinion, but I do still like this one.

Verdict - Good

3. Alannah Myles - Black Velvet


Interesting fact, there have been 2 Top 40 hit's who's titles have been a colour followed by "Velvet", both released in 1990 and both reached number 2. This is the first of these which was the only Top 40 hit for Alannah Myles. If you read her biography on Wikipedia it describes her as being a singer-songwriter, but despite this she didn't actually write this song, that duty went to Christopher Ward and David Tyson. It's one of these song's I've always found irritating truth be told.

Verdict - Rubbish

2. Paula Abdul With The Wild Pair - Opposites Attract


When it comes to female pop singers from America who emerged in the late 80s, such as Tiffany, Debbie Gibson and Taylor Dayne, the word dreadful springs to mind. Paula Abdul though was actually alright. This was her biggest Top 40 hit in the UK and is best remembered for the video of here dancing with a cartoon character. The songs not bad.

Verdict - OK

1. Madonna - Vogue


Madonna had been on a bit of a roll in late 1989 with the singles "Cherish" and "Dear Jessie" which were both records I particularly liked at the time. I never liked this one though.

Verdict - Rubbish

If we give the records which were good 1 point each and those which were OK half a point, the final score is 14/30, or 47%. The poorest week of 1990 so, the first with a score of less than 50%.