Sunday, 3 March 2024

Top 30 in 1994 Reviewed: Week 10

Here's my weekly look at the Top 30 from 30 years ago. The plan is for these posts to go out at 17:30 on a Sunday.

Here is the Top 40 in full.

Obviously some of the records will be the same as last week so therefore the review will be the same for these. I've indicated which ones are new so you can skip the others if you read last weeks post.

Once again my opinions are inevitably going to differ from other people, but I'm not trying to convince anyone something is good or rubbish, I'm simply giving my opinion.

So this is the top 30 from this week in 1994 with my verdict on each record:


In 1993 we saw the end of the Stock Aitken & Waterman era from a Top 40 perspective. In 1994 we see the start of the Ford King & Waterman era which is what FKW stands for with Dave Ford and Tony King joining Pete Waterman. Fortunately this era went no further than this single from a Top 40 perspective.

Verdict - Rubbish


This is one of my all time favourites. I'll always remember the moment Carl Cox dropped this in one of his sets which if anything showed me how much I love this record. It was the Top 40 debut for Atlantic Ocean who hail from Holland, a country where loads of great music has come from. 

Verdict - Good


This had been a Top 40 hit for Clivilles & Cole a couple of years earlier and they produced this Aretha Franklin cover. So what we basically have is Clivilles & Cole redoing their record but having Aretha Franklin sing on it instead. Can't go wrong with that.

Verdict - Good


I remember this being on my list of non-rock records I liked at the time. Its one of those records that has a great sing along chorus which pretty much makes the record. It's very much of its time too which is also a good thing given it was the 90s.

Verdict - Good


This was the 2nd Top 40 hit for boy band EYC. They've calmed down somewhat from the racket that was their debut Top 40 hit. That doesn't mean this records any good though. It's still sounds namby pamby whilst trying to have a hard edge at the same time.

Verdict - Rubbish


This was the debut Top 40 hit for Cypress Hill in 1993 but only made number 32. It fared better when re-issued in 1994. It's their best known single but it's also the lowest charting single from their "Black Sunday" album surprisingly. It's a classic.

Verdict - Good


The 4th Top 40 hit for Gabrielle which was the last one from her debut album. I'd say we're very much into album filler territory. It's following the same formula as her previous hits but just less catchy and not really having much to it.

Verdict - Rubbish


This was the Top 40 debut for Barbara Tucker. It was produced by the Masters At Work and became the first Top 40 hit Louie Vega had as a songwriter. It's a good bit of soulful house like a lot of Masters At Work productions.

Verdict - Good


Elvis Costello had the bulk of his Top 40 hits at the end of the 70s and start of the 80s. Following this he made the odd visit to the Top 40 with this being his first Top 40 hit of the 90s. I do find Elvis Costello to be pretty hit or miss, but this ones somewhere in the middle, not bad but not the best either.

Verdict - OK


After re-issuing "Relax", "Welcome To The Pleasuredome" and "The Power Of Love" in 1993, Frankie Goes To Hollywood went the whole hog by re-issuing "Two Tribes" in 1994. The remix was done by Fluke who were yet to have a Top 40 hit of their own at this point. It has their sound to it and isn't bad.

Verdict - OK


The 4th Top 40 hit for SWV and first not to be written by Brian Alexander Morgan. I have a version of this on an R&B compilation that I think's particularly good and was in the part of the compilation I'd listen to if I didn't have time to listen to the whole CD. The single mix is decent enough too.

Verdict - Good


Level 42 in 1994? That's right and this wasn't their last Top 40 hit either. This record was co-written by Richard Darbyshire of Living In A Box so is very much 80s in the 90s. It's fair to say Level 42 were past their commercial peak by this point and it sounds like they're past their best too.

Verdict - Rubbish


This was the 10th of 11 Top 40 hits to date for the Inspiral Carpets and last to feature as their final one didn't make the Top 30. With their previous hit I said they'd stuck to the same formula but with this one they've gone more rock. There's a good energy about this record.

Verdict - Good


The Top 40 debut for Wendy Moten and the only one to reach the Top 30. It was taken from her self titled debut album which had come out 2 years earlier. I feel like this record should be from a movie but it appears not to be. It's a slow R&B ballad, records like this do have their place and probably worked best in the 90s but it's just not my cup of tea.

Verdict - Rubbish


The Top 40 debut for Beck which was different to anything else at the time. I have to say I find a lot of Becks music questionable but I do like this one. It's the one we all know, it's catchy enough and proves the theory that most people have one good song in them.

Verdict - Good


This was when we realised that the comeback of Meat Loaf wasn't a one off and that he was here to stay. One thing I remember about this record was thinking how soft it sounded. I have to say the backing vocals are fun to sing along to and on that basis I'll give this record half a mark.

Verdict - OK


The Top 40 debut for The Cranberries and their joint highest charting single. It also gave them their only American Top 10, something they never managed to achieve in the UK. I guess its a catchy enough record but I can't say I've ever liked it. The singing in particular is not to my taste

Verdict - Rubbish


This was the 2nd Top 40 hit for Celine Dion and is a cover of the Jennifer Rush record. I almost feel like this record was made for Celine Dion to cover. It doesn't really sound any different to the original at all. I don't like the original, or any version I've heard for that matter.

Verdict - Rubbish


I always thought this record was shit at the time. Then I heard it again a couple of years later and it sounded even worse as it was slower than I remembered. Then I discovered the man behind Reel 2 Real was Erick Morillo, a credible DJ and thought maybe this is credible music. Who was I trying to kid, it was cheesy commercial rubbish that was made to sell by the bucket loads. 

Verdict - Rubbish


The 2nd Top 40 hit for The Smashing Pumpkins who were a band I remember a lot of people being into at the time. This record was banned by the BBC but that never stopped people listening to it. I like the way this is a pretty haunting record and even though I did like it back then I like it more now.

Verdict - Good


Believe it or not, this is the joint highest charting Suede single. It's by no means their best know, though the fact it didn't appear on an album may have helped it. It's since been disowned by the band and I'm inclined to agree with them.

Verdict - Rubbish


I found it quite odd to see these 3 artists collaborate on this record but at the same time it seemed a logical collaboration in part because all 3 artists have had their fair share of bland records. It should therefore be no surprise to find this is a bland record.

Verdict - Rubbish


In 1993 and 1994 all of Cappellas Top 40 hits had either "U" or "Move" in the title. This was the first of the "Move" hits. I have to say I'm find all of these eurodance records very tedious already whoever it's by.

Verdict - Rubbish


Elton John collaborating with other artists to do crappy EDM remakes of his older hits is nothing new. He was doing a similar thing in 1994 with this record which had originally been a chart topper for him and Kiki Dee in 1976. This is truly awful.

Verdict - Rubbish


This was the 5th and final Top 40 hit from their "No Limits" album which came around a year after they topped the charts with the first. I can't say I like any of those records, but this one isn't even catchy and is very much going into album filler territory. 

Verdict - Rubbish


If I was to pick the most bland and generic dance record of the 90s then this would be a strong candidate. It was the Top 40 debut for D:Ream and their biggest hit and possibly the only hit many people remembered. They had a few more equally bland hits though.

Verdict - Rubbish


The Top 40 debut for Toni Braxton and her joint highest charting single to date. It was written by Babyface who wrote the majority of her hits. It's not a bad record, just a bit slow and too much of a ballad for my liking. It has the proper 90s music factor to it though.

Verdict - OK


It had been 3 years since Enigma topped the charts with "Sadeness (Part 2)" and this was their next Top 40 hit. I would say this is a more radio friendly record than it's predecessor, it has a pretty catchy hook and really easy on the ears.

Verdict - Good


The 3rd Top 40 hit for Ace Of Base which many regard as their other hit. It didn't quite match the success of debut "All That She Wants" in the UK making number 2 but it did top the charts in America. Like "All That She Wants", "The Sign" was produced by Denniz Pop, the man who started the Swedish revolution in the songwriting world. A good bit of reggae pop.

Verdict - Good


This was originally a Badfinger song that was made famous and taken to the top of the charts by Nilsson. Shortly before this Mariah Carey version topped the charts Harry Nilsson sadly passed away. This is by far the worst version of the song, done in a typically bland Mariah Carey style.

Verdict - Rubbish

If we give the records which were good 1 point each and those which were OK half a point, the final score is 13/30, or 43%. Edging closer to 50%, will we get there?

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