Here's my weekly look at the Top 30 from 30 years ago. The plan is for these posts to go out at 17:30 on a Sunday.
Here is the Top 40 in full.Obviously some of the records will be the same as last week so therefore the review will be the same for these. I've indicated which ones are new so you can skip the others if you read last weeks post.
Once again my opinions are inevitably going to differ from other people, but I'm not trying to convince anyone something is good or rubbish, I'm simply giving my opinion.
So this is the top 30 from this week in 1991 with my verdict on each record:
30. Transvision Vamp - (I Just Wanna) B With U (New)
Who knew that Transvision Vamp were still having Top 40 hits in the 90s? I have no recollection of this song whatsoever. I would be their final Top 40 hit and only one of the 90s which got no higher than 30. Normally a bands latter hits that nobody remembers are either an illustration of why they are no longer popular or some of the best work they've ever done. This one fits the latter, but it's still Transvision Vamp so still rubbish without being as annoying as their better known hits.
Verdict - Rubbish
29. The Shamen - Hyperreal
The Top 40 debut for The Shamen which was a William Orbit remix. The singer on this is Plavka who would go on to sing for Jam & Spoon. A pretty solid debut.
Verdict - Good
28. Pete Wylie And The Farm - Sinful! (Scary Jiggin' With Doctor Love) (New)
It's Pete Wylie doing a cover of his own song but this time joined by The Farm. This updated version has more of a 'baggy' sound to bring it into the 90s. It's not a bad record but nothing to write home about.
Verdict - OK
27. Alison Limerick - Where Love Lives (Come On In)
The Top 40 debut for Alison Limerick. I always thought she was American but it turns out she's English. The involvement of America DJs David Morales and Frankie Knuckles is probably why I thought that. I've heard this far too many times in my life now, but I still like it.
Verdict - Good
26. Simple Minds - Let There Be Love
Not the best known Simple Minds song but it was their second biggest hit. The fact Simple Minds were a big name and this was the lead single from their yet to be released the album no doubt helped. I remember Simple Minds having hits around this time without really remember the songs themselves. I was therefore ready to write this one off as being boring, but listening to it now it's actually not bad.
Verdict - OK
25. Snap! - Snap! Megamix
After what seemed like loads of Snap! hits in 1990 (for the record there were 4), in 1991 they give us a megamix. It would be over a year until we'd see them back in the Top 40 so I guess this was a farewell for now type record. Not for me though.
Verdict - Rubbish
24. Definition Of Sound - Wear Your Love Like Heaven
The first of 3 Top 40 hits for Definition Of Sound. You can hear a lot of De La Soul influence in this one but they have enough of their own stamp on it to not sound like a De La Soul clone.
Verdict - Good
23. Cher - The Shoop Shoop Song (It's In His Kiss) (New)
The most recent Top 40 hit for Cher prior to this was "Just Like Jesse James", a song I liked. Therefore my impression of Cher at the time was quite positive. Then this came out and I thought what the fuck is this. It's a cover and I'm not overly keen on the original but it's tolerable. This version just makes me angry though, absolutely awful.
Verdict - Rubbish
22. Zucchero ft Paul Young - Senza Una Donna (Without A Woman) (New)
I originally thought they were singing "sense of Madonna". It was the Top 40 debut for Zucchero and the final Top 10 hit for Paul Young. This was originally by Zucchero on his own and all in Italian. I regarded this as music for old people at the time, but now I'm probably as old as these old people were back then so I have no shame in liking it.
Verdict - Good
21. C&C Music Factory ft Freedom Williams - Here We Go
This is the classic music act has a big hit and then follow it up with a record that sounds pretty much the same. You really could just sing "Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now)" over the top of this.
Verdict - Rubbish
20. Monie Love Vs Adeva - Ring My Bell
One of those records where the vocals are far too irritating for it to be good. It's not a bad backing track and Adeva is a decent singer, but I've always found Monie Love to be annoying.
Verdict - Rubbish
19. Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark - Sailing On The Seven Seas (New)
This was the first OMD record to hit the Top 40 for 5 years. By now it was just Andy McCluskey on his own. On paper this should be 80s band trying to squeeze the last bit of life out of them in the 90s, but this was actually their joint highest charting hit. At the same time, because their last hit prior this came before my music memories began, I had no idea they were even around in the 80s at the time.
Verdict - Good
18. Mock Turtles - Can You Dig It?
I loved this record at the time and me and a friend at school used to sing it all the time. It was the only Top 40 hit for the Mock Turtles. I did however get pretty sick of it years later when it was used as the holding music for Vodafone and I was on hold for a long time listening to this over and over.
Verdict - Good
17. Quartz ft Dina Carroll - It's Too Late
A cover of the Carole King song and the first version that I heard. On that basis this one seems more like the original to me. I've not heard it many years and remember it being a lot more uplifting than it actually is, but I still like it.
Verdict - Good
16. Black Box - Strike It Upe
I used to like this until I bought their greatest hits when I realised just how annoying the singing is on Black Box tunes in general, but particularly on this one. Also the rapping is cringeworthily bad. We all know the singer we saw in Black Box was different to the singer who actually sang and the more I think about that the more I think why?
Verdict - Rubbish
15. The Clash - Rock The Casbah (New)
This originally made number 30 in 1982. This was rereleased following the chart topping rerelease of "Should I Stay Or Should I Go". Another factor could have been because it was the first song to be played on the Armed Forces Radio during the recent Gulf War. Good choice.
Verdict - Good
14. Feargal Sharkey - I've Got News For You
I remember this appearing on Top of the Pops. Feargal Sharkey's hair was mostly covering his face during the intro so I found it hilarious that the first line of the song was "I can see clearly". Then when I heard there was a TV show called "Have I Got News For You" this song sprang to mind. It was shortly after this that Feargal Sharkey retired from singing completely. It's not the best if I'm completely honest, but the fond memories I have of said Top of the Pops appearance means I can just about declare this ok.
Verdict - OK
13. Mike And The Mechanics - Word Of Mouth
When I first heard this I thought this was a melody I'd had going round my head for a long time. Not sure if that was because I'd heard a song with a similar melody before or whether I'd come up with the same melody in my head. As I'm still yet to hear a song with a similar melody I suspect its the latter.
Verdict - Good
12. The Bee Gees - Secret Love
The first time I remember hearing the Bee Gees was in 1989 when I saw "One" on The Chart Show. That record only made number 71. I also remember seeing "When He's Gone" on The Chart Show in 1991, but that never made the charts at all. They did have a solitary Top 40 hit around this time though with this record. It sounds like "Chain Reaction" by Diana Ross, but there was no chance of them getting sued for copyright as the Gibb brothers wrote that. I'm not keen on "Chain Reaction" so therefore I'm not keen on this.
Verdict - Rubbish
Verdict - Rubbish
11. Gary Clail On-U Sound System - Human Nature
I've not heard this one for a very long time. What strikes me hearing it again after all this time is how slow it is, I remember it being quicker than this. Fortunately I no longer have that mindset that a record must be fast in order to be good so therefore I like it. I still think it would be better if it was a bit quicker though.
Verdict - Good
10. Roxette - Joyride
The lead single from their album of the same name. One thing that stood out to me from this video was Marie Frederiksson playing the guitar. I did wonder whether she was really playing the guitar so looked this up and it doesn't look like she did. It also looks like Per Gessle didn't play guitar on the song either, it was Jonas Isacsson playing it. I don't think I really liked this at the time, but like most Roxette songs I got to like it with age.
Verdict - Good
9. N-Joi - Anthem
This was originally released in 1990 but didn't make the Top 40 until it was reissued in 1991. Not sure whether anthem bashing was a thing at the time, but a title like that is almost pleading for it to be played in the many anthem bashing sets that would come later on. Still a decent tune though.
Verdict - Good
8. Dannii Minogue - Love And Kisses
First we had Kylie Minogue appear on Neighbours before becoming a singer. Then her sister Dannii Minogue starting appearing on Home & Away so it seemed almost inevitable that she'd end up being and singer too and here she is with her Top 40 debut. It was also inevitable that her music would be crap, which it is.
Verdict - Rubbish
7. Simpsons - Deep Deep Trouble
The 2nd Top 40 hit from the Simpsons which entered the Top 40 before "Do the Bartman" had dropped out. My memories of this record was thinking great video but rubbish song. I've since discovered this was written by Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince which explains a lot.
Verdict - Rubbish
6. Rod Stewart - Rhythm Of My Heart
I was aware that Rod Stewart had a song called "Sailing" and at the time I thought this was it given it was the last word of the chorus. Like "Sailing" though, this is also a cover and like every Rod Stewart cover I've heard, its shit.
Verdict - Rubbish
5. The Wonder Stuff - The Size Of A Cow
This song partly reminds me of 1991 and partly reminds me of discovering YouTube for the first time as this was a song I'd listen to quite regularly at the time. The line "you know that I've been drunk a thousand times" made me question whether I'd been drunk a thousand times. At the time I'm not sure I had, but 15 years later I'm pretty sure I've been drunk over a thousand times now.
Verdict - Good
4. The Waterboys - The Whole Of The Moon
This originally came out in 1985 but was rereleased in 1991 ahead of their upcoming greatest hits album and ended up being their biggest hit. This is one of those records I've heard plenty of times without really taking any notice, but listening to it just now I realise that I quite like it.
Verdict - Good
3. Madonna - Rescue Me
This was taken from "The Immaculate Collection", her first greatest hits album. I remember this record but don't think I've heard it for 30 years so listening to it now, it's not quite the same as I remember it. I think its pretty boring.
Verdict - Rubbish
2. James - Sit Down
At the time I thought the band Hello James had shortened their name to just James. Turns out I was thinking of Halo James who were a completely different band. This is one of those records everybody seems to like except me. To me it manages to be both annoying and boring at the same time.
Verdict - Rubbish
1. Chesney Hawkes - The One And Only
Believe it or not, I've actually seen Chesney Hawkes in concert. He played at the students union at university one Saturday night. The set consisted of a bunch of covers, then he announced he was going to play his last single, not this one though, one that never made the charts. After a few more covers he played this at the end of the set to a massive cheer. It is a bit crap though, but it found it's place at many cheese nights.
Verdict - Rubbish
If we give the records which were good 1 point each and those which were OK half a point, the final score is 15.5/30, or 52%. Just about keeping above 50%.
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