Monday, 13 October 2025

UK Number 40s: Lily James ft Jessica Keenan Wynn & Alexa Davies & Celia Imrie - When I Kissed the Teacher (2018)

 


If at a music quiz you were to ask the question "Who had a Top 40 hit with When I Kissed The Teacher?" the answer you're most likely to get is Abba. That answer would be wrong because the Abba song was never a Top 40 hit.

That said, one may struggle to remember exactly who was on this record. All four are actresses who appeared in the film "Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again" off which this was taken.

None of these actresses has troubled the Top 40 again at the time of writing.

Sunday, 12 October 2025

Top 30 in 1999 Reviewed: Week 41

Here's my weekly look at the Top 30 from 26 years ago. The plan is for these posts to go out at 17:30 on a Sunday.

Here is the Top 40 in full.

I've decided against repetition from previous weeks moving forward so will only feature the records I'm reviewing for the first time. I also won't repeat the reviews from the Top 20 in 1999 Reviewed posts.

Once again my opinions are inevitably going to differ from other people, but I'm not trying to convince anyone something is good or rubbish, I'm simply giving my opinion.

So this is the records new to the top 30 from this week in 1999 with my verdict on each record:


Point Break are yet another long forgotten boy band. It's members included Brett Adams and David Oliver who had both previously been in Byker Grove but a few years had passed since. This was their Top 40 debut, it's awful.

Verdict - Rubbish


This was the fourth and final original Top 40 hit to date for The Space Brothers. It's a vocal trance record and there seems to be more of a focus on the vocals than the music itself. That's not a good thing in my opinion, but it's not bad.

Verdict - OK


This is where the solo of Gary Barlow career initially came to an end. He had called upon the services of Swedish songwriters Max Martin and Kristian Lundin to make this record, but that couldn't stop this record from flopping. 

Verdict - Rubbish


The Britpop era was over but nobody told the Longpigs who were back in the Top 40 for one final hit. It's chart position was more or less reflective of their Top 40 career overall but the band split shortly after this. I guess they're going a bit American on this record, still crap though.

Verdict - Rubbish

If we give the records which were good 1 point each and those which were OK half a point, the final score is 10/30, or 33%. Slight improvement on last week.

Friday, 10 October 2025

Dutch Top 40 1995: Week 41

These were the new entries in the Dutch Top 40 that never made the UK Top 40:

DJ Bobo - Freedom

DJ Bobo didn't have a Top 40 hit in the UK until 2003. In Holland this record marked the end of his Dutch Top 40 career. It's a Eurodance record with DJ Bobo rapping the verses and female singers Natascha Wright and Lisa Noya singing the chorus. It's clearly the same person who did "Love Is All Around", it follows that tried and tested formula.

Club X - The Sequel (La La La)

Being a gabber record in the Dutch Top 40 one would assume this is Dutch but it's not, it's Belgian. The sample used in this is the "La La La" bit of "Self Esteem" by The Offspring. It's quite possibly the familiarity of that sample that helped this record into the Dutch Top 40.

Snap ft Summer - The World In My Hands

In terms of original hits Snap were finished in the UK Top 40 by this point. In a way it was a shame because they'd started to make records I actually liked, partly because they'd sped up. In Holland they carried on and I guess this is what could have come next in the UK. This time they've slowed down, but it's not a bad record.

The Offspring - Come Out And Play (Keep Em Separated)

I'm surprised this was never a Top 40 hit in the UK because I remember it very well at the time and it seemed to be pretty well known. It only managed to get to 98 though. Maybe by the time it was released as a single people were fed up of hearing it on MTV all the time.

Thursday, 9 October 2025

January Charts: 1979

Here are the new entries ranked from best to worst:


For many years the only song I knew by The Three Degrees was "When Will I See You Again" which I've always hated. I was therefore surprised how much I liked "Woman In Love" when I first heard it, given who it's by, it's a slower number and it's a cover of a song originally by Twiggy who wasn't really a singer.

In 2nd place we have the debut of heavy metal band Judas Priest with "Take On the World". They'd been going a few years but we were now entering the "New wave of British heavy metal" era of which Judas Priest we a big part of.

On paper the 3rd placed record should be rubbish because it's a non-disco group making a disco record but there's no denying "Heart of Glass" by Blondie is a great record. It's ahead of "Can't Get It Out Of My Head" by ELO which is decent but far from my favourite record of theirs.

I finally get to include an authentic punk record with "King Rocker" by Generation X which is decent. It's ahead of new wave one hit wonders Doll with "Desire Me" which in turn is ahead of "Milk & Alcohol" which was the biggest hit for pub rockers Dr Feelgood.

Most of the bottom half is disco records which is indicative of where disco was at by this point. Down the bottom is Leif Garrett with "I Was Made For Dancing". He was a teen idol who went off the rails, the usual story.

Whilst I would put the Leif Garrett record and "This Is It" by Dan Hartman and "Shake Your Groove Thing" by Peaches & Herb in the cheesy disco pop category what I would say are these are far from the worst disco records I've heard and the remaining disco records seem more credible.

The problem is that it seems to have become a bit formulaic by this point, something that does happen when you get too much of the same thing.

Overall we don't have the bad records keeping the score down, it's more the average records stopping the score from getting too high.

Score: 50

Now we've reached the end of the 70s let's take a look at the leaderboard:


Interesting how 1970 is so high up and 1971 is in the bottom half. It's almost like a sharp declined at some point in 1970 except 1973 finds itself sat in 3rd place. 

Perhaps no surprise to see 1976 2nd from bottom with 1975 not far above. Goes with the general theory that the 70s started and ended good but weren't so good in the middle.

2000: The Good Old Days? - February

In this era a record would typically get a few weeks of play on the radio and music channels before hitting the charts. Some records would get an earlier release date overseas and some were from already released albums. On that basis its safe to assume that most, if not all new entries this month were made in the 20th century.

The best record this month is "Playground Love" which was definitely made in the 20th century because it was from the 1999 film "The Virgin Suicides". I watched the film on the strength of this record, that's how much I like it.

As mentioned in March, there were no UK garage new entries in February. However a significant chunk of records this month come from what UK garage replaced as the dance genre of the moment, trance.

Sash! tended to make trance of a more commercial Eurodance variety, but this month we had "Adelante" which was more of a credible trance record which gets full marks. Armin Van Buuren made his Top 40 debut with "Communication" and this was an era when he was good.

A strong contender this month for the best record was "Must Be The Music" by Joey Negro & Taka Boom. This was a record I remember from the summer of 1999, it also sounds more of a summer record but just didn't chart until the winter. Ten City singer Byron Stingily had a solo version of the Ten City record "That's The Way Love Is" which was never going to beat the original but it's still a decent record.

Most of the dance records this month score points but we're also getting points from a wide range of genres. Rap wise we have "Simon Says" by Pharoahe Monch and R&B  wise we have "Got To Get It" by Sisqo. 

We generally expect rap and R&B to give us points but we also have records such as "Glorious" by Andreas Johnson and "The Great Beyond" by REM from the indie and alternative rock world giving us points. There's the funk rock of "Otherside" by Red Hot Chili Peppers and the pop record "Pure Shores" by All Saints giving us points.

However the worst record is also a pop record. It's "Ooh Stick You!" by Daphne & Celeste. I know it's supposed to be crap, but it's annoying enough to get that crown.

Here's a list of the records with the best on top, worst at the bottom and the good ones in green, OK ones in amber and rubbish ones in red (and in no particular order):


Score: 46%

Here's a look at the chart:


I would be quite fitting for the 2nd month of the 21st century to be the best month of the 21st century. It would be even more fitting if it was the first. We'll find out next.

Tuesday, 7 October 2025

UK Number 40s: Camila Cabello - She Loves Control (2018)

 


Normally when someone attempts a solo career after leaving a girl group, they are often overshadowed by their time in a girl group even if their solo career is successful. An exception to that rule is Camila Cabello, I couldn't remember what girl group she'd previously been in and had to look it up. It was Fifth Harmony.

At the time of writing she's had 15 Top 40 hits, more than I was expecting. A lot more than the 5 she had with Fifth Harmony, again I didn't realise they had that many.

This was Top 40 hit number 6 and she topped the charts with her 4th hit "Havana" and 8th hit "Senorita". I sense a theme here, so maybe she'd have been more successful if it had a more Latin sounding name.

20 Years Since....Q3 2005

Here's the tunes I was enjoying 20 years ago:

2Pac ft Elton John - Ghetto Gospel


When 2Pac died in 1996 he only had 2 Top 40 hits to his name. The was Top 40 hit number 17 for him and saw him finally top the charts. It was Top 40 hit number 67 for Elton John though he didn't have an awful lot to do with it as his appearance came via a sample.

Dancing DJs vs Roxette - Fading Like A Flower

Like Elton John on "Ghetto Gospel" Roxette didn't have an awful lot to do with this record other than get sampled. The difference is that they've sampled pretty much the entire record. 

99% of the time records like this are dreadful but this is part of the 1% that's great to listen to.

Goldfrapp - Ooh La La

Goldfrapp had been around a few years at this point and were popular but it was this record that really took them into the big time. To me this was something new and different and gave me optimism for the future of music.

Frankie J - Obsession (No Es Amor)

This record threw me at the time. It had only been a few months since 3rd Wish had done the same song and that too had featured Baby Bash on it like this one does.

The question was which one came first? Turns out it was neither, they were both covers.

Transplants - Gangstas & Thugs

By this point we knew the sort of formula to expect from a Transplants record, a sort of punk meets drum & bass with a bit of rapping thrown in. It's a formula that worked and the band more or less existed because of it.

Monday, 6 October 2025

UK Number 40s: Cardi B ft 21 Savage - Bartier Cardi (2018)

 


Both artists on this record have had both a number 1 and a number 40 but in a different order. It was the 3rd Top 40 hit for Cardi B who managed to top the charts with Top 40 hit number 12 with "WAP". It was the 2nd Top 40 hit for 21 Savage who topped the charts with his debut "Rockstar".

Both are rappers and this record came in a year when rap became more prolific in the Top 40 than any other genre had in the past. 

Sunday, 5 October 2025

Top 30 in 1999 Reviewed: Week 40

Here's my weekly look at the Top 30 from 26 years ago. The plan is for these posts to go out at 17:30 on a Sunday.

Here is the Top 40 in full.

I've decided against repetition from previous weeks moving forward so will only feature the records I'm reviewing for the first time. I also won't repeat the reviews from the Top 20 in 1999 Reviewed posts.

Once again my opinions are inevitably going to differ from other people, but I'm not trying to convince anyone something is good or rubbish, I'm simply giving my opinion.

So this is the records new to the top 30 from this week in 1999 with my verdict on each record:


This was the 2nd Top 40 hit for Scottish indie band Idlewild and the lead single from their 2nd album. I only really remember them existing and making music that was pretty boring and forgettable. Listening to this record tells me my memory serves me correctly.

Verdict - Rubbish

If we give the records which were good 1 point each and those which were OK half a point, the final score is 8.5/30, or 28%. We really are up and down.

Friday, 3 October 2025

Dutch Top 40 1995: Week 40

These were the new entries in the Dutch Top 40 that never made the UK Top 40:

Double Vision - Knockin

In the UK in the 90s we had Eurodance acts from several European countries hit the Top 40. One notable absent country though was Spain. In Holland we had Spanish Eurodance act Double Vision top the charts with this record. The music is very much Eurodance but the vocals sound quite gothic, a strange combination. Their Dutch Top 40 career began and ended in 1995 but we have one more record of theirs to come.

Arno Kolenbrander - Why God Why

Between 1985 and 2002 Holland had a TV show called "Soundmixshow" which was essentially their version of "Stars in Their Eyes", though they came up with the idea first. Arno Kolenbrander was the 1995 winner of the show and this was his winning song. It's a cover of a song from the musical "Miss Saigon" and the song title more or less sums up what I think of it.

Clouseau - Zie Me Graag

For the 3rd and final time this year we have a hit from Belgian band Clouseau with a song sang in Dutch. I'm listening to the song waiting for it to start and finding something to say about it, but it never happens, just plain dull.

Vaya Con Dios - Don't Break My Heart

Another Belgian band but this time one singing in English. They topped the Dutch Top 40 with their debut "What's A Woman" in 1990 but in 1991 founding member Dirk Schoufs died. The band carried on but this would be near the end for them. In 1996 singer Dani Klein quit the music business. That was until she came back and eventually reformed the band who are still going at the time of writing.

Thursday, 2 October 2025

2000: The Good Old Days? - March

This isn't a month of halves, every record either gets a 1 or 0. That might explain why I was quite surprised by the score once I added it up at the end.

The best record this month is "Is It Love?" by Chili Hi Fly. I'm pretty certain I first heard this in the summer of 1999 so it just took a while to get to the charts. It's one of those summer house records you may associate with Ibiza.

Artful Dodger returned to the charts with their 2nd Top 40 hit "Movin Too Fast". This was surprisingly the first UK garage record to make the Top 40 in 2000, over 2 months after the year began. This one gets full marks but the other garage record this month doesn't get any which is "Can't Get Used To Losing You" by Colour Girl.

Trance wise the only decent record is "Sunshine" by Yomanda. The others are ATB covering "Killer" which is in every way inferior to the Adamski version. Then there's "Don't Give Up" by Chicane & Bryan Adams. I like Chicane but this just doesn't work for me. It worked for him though because it topped the charts.

Most of the house records are decent. As well as the best record they include "Off the Wall" by Wisdome and "Mr Devil" by Big Time Charlie & Soozy Q. The only one I don't like is "Chocolate Sensation" by Lenny Fontana & DJ Shorty, yet another record sampling "Love Sensation" which was getting tired by this point.

Just the one decent rap record which is "Still Dre" by Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg. I was shocked when it was revealed it was written Jay-Z who is one of my least favourite rappers. Big rivals to Jay-Z for that crown had Top 40 hits this month who were Puff Daddy and Will Smith.

Just the one decent R&B record too which comes from the Honeyz with "Won't Take It Lying Down". 

Blink 182 had their 2nd Top 40 hit with "All the Small Things" which is the one they're best known for. Whilst not as good as their pre-fame material it's a decent enough record.

Onto the worst record and that comes from Geri Halliwell with "Bag It Up". I remember the Top of the Pops performance with boxes of washing powder on stage labelled "Girl Powder" and thinking what a load of nonsense.

Here's a list of the records with the best on top, worst at the bottom and the good ones in green, OK ones in amber and rubbish ones in red (and in no particular order):


Score: 27%

Here's a look at the chart:


It felt a better month than the score suggests, but then again this would be a good score by later years standards.

January Charts: 1978

Here are the new entries ranked from best to worst:


Punk was very much a thing in the charts by January 1978, it just seemed to be taking a winter break from them. There were no punk records as such but there were ones you would closely associate.

There's "Quit This Town" by Eddie & the Hot Rods that is technically pub rock but you could easily lump this together with punk. Then we have "Drummer Man" which was the only Top 40 hit for Tonight who were described as new wave. The best of these records though was "Rich Kids" by Rich Kids, another new wave band whose members included former Sex Pistol Glen Matlock and a man of many bands Midge Ure.

Pipping the Rich Kids into 2nd place though is ELO with "Mr Blue Sky" which came close to winning but what it came down to was the fact the outro on this is a bit too long. This meant that Bill Withers comes 1st with "Lovely Day" which I even loved as a teenager predominantly listening to rave music.

The disco music here is mostly credible. The best of these is "The Groove Line" by Heatwave, helped by the fact Brandon Block did a house version in the 90s that I liked. From The Bahamas we have T-Connection with "On Fire" which is decent whilst "Cocomotion" by El Coco is alright. 

However we do have a cheesy one with Baccara having their lesser known 2nd and final hit with "Sorry I'm A Lady" but this is only the 2nd worst record. Down the bottom is Brotherhood Of Man with "Figaro" which is a reminder of the sort of cheesy rubbish we'd get in 1976.

Terry Wogan is in the charts with "The Floral Dance" which I remember very well from the Top of the Pops reruns. It's rubbish, but then it's clearly meant to be. We have another novelty record from Paul Henry with "Benny's Theme" but despite that fact I find the actual music really good.

David Bowie finds himself near the bottom with "Beauty And The Beast". I've just never got the appeal of his music even if many music fans don't agree. I am however sure that many music fans share my dislike of Rod Stewart and I didn't even bother listening to his double a-side "Hot Legs/I Was Only Joking" because I've heard it many times and don't like it.

I do like most of the records in this batch. The problem is that the ones I don't like are ones I really don't like and score zero.

Score: 45

Tuesday, 30 September 2025

25 Years Since....September 2000

One thing I was expecting in September 2000 was the return of Alisha's Attic, but that got delayed. Still plenty of other music to amuse myself with:

Robbie Rivera - Bang


As someone who was into the harder side of dance music I did used to turn my nose up somewhat to house music. At the same time a lot of house fans would write off the harder styles. One house music fan though said they grew to like some of the harder dance music after hearing it in my car a lot. By the same token I'd grown to like house records such as this.

Tru Faith & Dub Conspiracy - Freak Like Me

The original Adina Howard version of "Freak Like Me" passed me by at the time. This was therefore the first version of the record I was familiar with. It's a garage record that was on plenty of tapes at the time. This was before the god awful Sugababes version of the record came out.

Encore ft Eska & Stephen Emmanuel - Coochy Coo

It felt like all the summer anthems were coming in September in the year 2000. I guess it gave them the opportunity to gather momentum in Ibiza etc. before getting a release.

Sasha & Darren Emerson - Scorchio

Darren Emerson left Underworld in the year 2000 and then collaborated with Sasha on this record. Both were big names on the DJ circuit so I guess expectations were high. This record certainly delivered though.

Zombie Nation - Kernkraft 400

One common theme with the records that featured earlier on in the year 2000 was that a lot of them were actually from 1999. Here's another one from 1999. I do very much associate this with the year 2000 though.

UK Number 40s: Yxng Bane - Rihanna (2017)

 


In the modern era the most prolific genre of music in the Top 40 is rap. This trend began in 2017 helped in part by rapper Drake flooding the Top 40 with his records. It did however mean there were new rappers making their Top 40 debut and Yxng Bane was one of those. 

He first gained mainstream attention at the start of 2017 by featuring on a remix of "Shape Of You" by Ed Sheeran. Then he made his Top 40 debut as featured artist on "Bestie" by Yungen. Then came this, his first Top 40 hit as lead artist.

The title "Rihanna" is in reference to the singer of the same name. She had been one of the most prolific Top 40 artists in the decade or so prior to this, but by 2017 the hits started drying up for her. At the time of writing she's only had 3 Top 40 hits since, though by the time you read this she may have had her comeback single.

As for Yxng Bane, he was last seen in the Top 40 in 2021 at the time of writing.

Monday, 29 September 2025

UK Number 40s: Martin Garrix ft Troye Sivan - There For You (2017)

 


In an era where collaborations seem to be the norm, a number 40 can give opposing stories for the artists featured. This is the case with this record. Martin Garrix made his Top 40 debut with a number one in 2013 with "Animals" and this was the Top 40 debut for Troye Sivan who as you see started his Top 40 career with a number 40.

Because dance music events typically require one to be over 18 to attend, many DJs tend to be older than your typical pop singer. However, Martin Garrix the DJ was only 17 when he made his Top 40 debut and not old enough to attend some of the events he would play at. Singer Troye Sivan on the other hand is a year older than Martin Garrix.

Martin Garrix, whose real name is Martijn Garritsen was sole songwriter and sole artist on his debut hit but his remaining Top 40 hits have all been collaborations with multiple songwriters. This one was written by Brett McLaughlin, Martijn Garritsen, Ben Burgess, William Bean, Troye Sivan and Jessie Thomas, a fairly typical number of writers on a modern day EDM record.

As for chart success, well Martin Garrix scored what he'd presumably consider a more important number one in 2017, the number one DJ in the DJ Mag Top 100. 

Sunday, 28 September 2025

Top 30 in 1999 Reviewed: Week 39

Here's my weekly look at the Top 30 from 26 years ago. The plan is for these posts to go out at 17:30 on a Sunday.

Here is the Top 40 in full.

I've decided against repetition from previous weeks moving forward so will only feature the records I'm reviewing for the first time. I also won't repeat the reviews from the Top 20 in 1999 Reviewed posts.

Once again my opinions are inevitably going to differ from other people, but I'm not trying to convince anyone something is good or rubbish, I'm simply giving my opinion.

So this is the records new to the top 30 from this week in 1999 with my verdict on each record:


The final original Top 40 hit to date for Everything But The Girl. I do remember at this point they very much seemed to be considered a part of the dance music scene. Personally speaking I never liked them, their dance record all sounded the same and the dreary singing from Tracey Thorn has always irritated me.

Verdict - Rubbish


We've never really had much opera music in the Top 40 so for Andrea Bocelli to score 2 Top 40 hits in the 90s is quite and achievement. It's not a bad record once it gets to the chorus, but I'm not going to be in a hurry to listen to it again.

Verdict - OK


In 1999 Jamiroquai released "Canned Heat" which is probably the best thing they've ever done. This was the follow up that had a lot to live up to. It obviously isn't as good as "Canned Heat", but still a decent effort and contributed to my decision to buy the "Synkronized" album.

Verdict - Good

If we give the records which were good 1 point each and those which were OK half a point, the final score is 11.5/30, or 38%. That's quite an improvement.

80s in the 90s: 1987

Continuing the look at whether 80s acts succeeded in the 90s here's a look at the 1987 debutants:

Public Enemy: They had 4 Top 40 hits in the 80s, all pretty well known but none of them got higher than 18 with "Don't Believe The Hype" reaching that position. In the 90s they had 5 Top 40 hits including 2 number 18s and they fared better with "He Got Game" which made 16. All their 90s Top 40 hit charted higher than their 80s hits that weren't "Don't Believe The Hype". 

Verdict: Hit

Belinda Carlisle: In the 80s Belinda Carlisle clocked up 6 Top 40 hits, 4 made the Top 10 including chart topping debut "Heaven Is A Place On Earth" and the other 2 failed to reach the Top 30. In the 90s she had 13 Top 40 hits but only 3 made the Top 10. This includes "(We Want) The Same Thing" in 1990 which is one of her better known records and enough of a reason to say she succeeded in the 90s.

Verdict: Hit

Wet Wet Wet: It originally looked as though Wet Wet Wet were finished as a chart act by 1989. Although they had Top 40 hits every year in the early 90s they failed to reach the Top 10 with any of their Top 40 hits from 1989s "Broke Away" to 1994s "Cold Cold Heart" with the exception of the 1992 chart topper "Goodnight Girl". Then in 1994 they were number 1 for 15 weeks "Love Is All Around" and they were rarely out of the Top 10 with their hits after that until they broke up in 1997.

Verdict: Hit

Heart: With 6 Top 40 hits in the 80s and 2 in the 90s they're clearly more of an 80s band. However you can't ignore that one of their 90s hits was "All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You" which was one of their three Top 10s. It came out in March 1990 so was most likely recorded in the 80s and very much sounds like an 80s record. Their other 90s hit was "Will You Be There (In The Morning)" which made 19 in 1993. It goes without saying that wouldn't be enough to consider them a 90s act too and in the case "All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You" it's more the 90s coming just a little too early.

Verdict: Miss

Rick Astley: He made the Top 10 with all his hits between 1987 and 1989 and they he just disappeared. Then in 1991 a now long haired Rick Astley made a comeback with a more mature sound with the hit "Cry For Help". It too made the Top 10 but this comeback was short lived. One final Top 40 hit "Hopelessly" came in 1993 and that just made number 33.

Verdict: Miss

T'Pau: They were one of my inspirations for doing these posts because of their solitary 90s hit with "Whenever You Need Me" in 1991. An example of a pop act squeezing whatever life they have left from their chart career with one final hit that nobody remembers. 

Verdict: Miss

Def Leppard: They started out in the 70s but they never had a Top 40 hit until 1987. Even then only their debut "Animal" made the Top 10 for them in the 80s. After a 3 year gap they came back in 1992 and reached number 2 with joint biggest hit "Let's Get Rocked". The 2nd time they reached number 2 was in 1995 with "When Love And Hate Collide". They had another 9 Top 40 hits in the 90s but none of them were Top 10s. Their big hits were enough though.

Verdict: Hit

WASP: They had 5 Top 40 hits in the 80s but none of them made the Top 20. Then they had their biggest hit in 1992 with "Chainsaw Charlie (Murders In The New York Morgue)" which made number 17 and then in 1993 came "Sunset And Babylon" which made 38. I think when your biggest hit only makes 17 it's more appropriate to measure in quantity.

Verdict: Miss

Luther Vandross: In the 80s Luther Vandross got no higher than number 13 in the charts with "Never Too Much". 6 of hit 8 Top 40 hits that decade failed to reach the Top 20. In the 90s he managed 2 Top 10s but both were duets, "The Best Things In Life Are Free" with Janet Jackson and "Endless Love" with Mariah Carey. His remaining 8 Top 40 hits of the 90s didn't make much impact with 7 of them charting at 20 and below. I'd say duets aside his 90s record and 80s record are pretty similar.

Verdict: Hit

Christians: They'd had a total of 10 Top 40 hits, 3 of which have "world" in the title and 2 have "word" in it. They topped the charts in 1989 as part of the collective who did "Ferry Cross The Mersey" and that same year they scored their biggest hit on their own with "Harvest For The World". In the 90s they had 2 Top 40 hits, "What's In A Word" which made 33 and "The Bottle" which made 39.

Verdict: Miss

Boy George: He topped the charts with his solo debut "Everything I Own" but never really had much impact on the charts with his other solo singles. In the 90s he had 2 Top 40 hits, "The Crying Game" which made 22 and "More Than Likely" with PM Dawn which made 40. Also he was known more for being a DJ in the 90s than an artist.

Verdict: Miss

Terence Trent D'Arby: He had 4 Top 40 hits in the 80s but did 1 better in the 90s with 5. However his 4 80s ones included his 3 Top 10s and if I asked you to name 4 Terence Trent D'Arby records then his 4 80s ones would probably be it.

Verdict: Miss

Beastie Boys: There was a 7 year gap between their 4 Top 40 hits of 1987 and their comeback Top 40 hit in 1994. That comeback single was the double a-side "Get It Together / Sabotage" which is one of their better known records. Then in 1998 came their biggest hit "Intergalactic". They had a total of 6 Top 40 hits in the 90s.

Verdict: Hit


Friday, 26 September 2025

Dutch Top 40 1995: Week 39

These were the new entries in the Dutch Top 40 that never made the UK Top 40:

Ruth Jacott - Ik Ga Door

Ruth Jacott was one of Rene Froger's friends on "You've Got A Friend" which was still in the Dutch Top 40 this week. Here she is doing a record on her own but having less of an impact on the charts. She was in the latter stages of her Dutch Top 40 career at this point. It's a dance record sung in Dutch with a short rap on it.

Me & My - Dub-I-Dub

What I learned about Me & My before listening to this was that they're a female vocal duo who are sisters and from Denmark. Going off that alone tells me this is going to be a cheesy record, and it is. It was a chart topper in their native Denmark where they continued to have hits into the 21st century. In Holland though they had no more Top 40 hits.

Thursday, 25 September 2025

2000: The Good Old Days? - April

This was the month that UK garage really took off in the charts so it would only seem right to pick a UK garage record as the best record this month. This goes to N&G featuring Kallaghan with "Right Before My Eyes". The N and G stand for Norris 'Da Boss' Windross and Grant Nelson who were pioneers of UK garage in the mid-90s.

It was the month where many discovered that Craig David wasn't Artful Dodger when he had his first solo hit with "Fill Me In". We also had "Flowerz" by Sweet Female Attitude which is a great record even if it's overplayed. Then we have "Imagine" by Shola Ama which started life as an R&B record but works much better as a garage record.

It wasn't all good in the garage world though. We had True Steppers with Dane Bowers doing "Buggin Me" which is very much a pop does garage record. There was also "Slice Of Da Pie" by Monie Love that was a bit crap.

The genre garage was replacing as the dance genre of the moment was trance. We had the excellent "Airwave" by Rank 1 plus decent records from Ralph Fridge with "Angel" and Hurley & Todd with "Sunstorm" which samples my favourite Elton John record "Song For Guy". I also don't mind "From Russia With Love" by Matt Darey.

However we also had "Toca's Miracle" by Fragma. This was an example of taking a decent record (Toca Me) and ruining it with crap vocals. It worked though because it topped the charts.

Some decent house music in there too with "Jingo Jingo" by Basement Jaxx and "I Don't Want Nobody" by Cherie Amore. What wasn't so good was "You're The Reason" by Wamdue Project, one of many examples of following up your big record with something that sounds the same. 

Speaking of follow ups that sound the same, we have "Do It To Me Again" by Soulsearcher which isn't bad. It's an example of US garage which is different to UK garage.

Just the one rap record which is the double a-side "Rap Superstar/Rock Superstar" by Cypress Hill and both are decent tunes.

I could put this period of time down as me learning my music tastes were dance, rap and R&B because all the records which get full marks this month fits one of those genres.

R&B wise we have "Thong Song" by Sisqo which is a great record. There's "Only the Loot Can Make Me Happy" by R Kelly which is another great record. TQ was basically a rapper who sang and his record "Daily" was solid. Montell Jordan was back with his final Top 40 hit "Get It On Tonite. Of course we had rubbish too such as "Say My Name" by Destiny's Child.

Onto the worst record which goes to Precious with "Rewind". I wasn't 100% sure I knew it, but once I started playing it I knew it and after around 20 seconds I couldn't listen to anymore.

Here's a list of the records with the best on top, worst at the bottom and the good ones in green, OK ones in amber and rubbish ones in red (and in no particular order):

Score: 36%

Here's a look at the chart:


I get the feeling we'll remain in the same ballpark as the end of 1999. We'll soon find out.

January Charts: 1977

Here are the new entries ranked from best to worst:


1977 goes down in the history books as the year punk came along and saved music. However a number 38 by the Sex Pistols was the only punk we'd had in the Top 40 by January 1977 and that record came out at the end of 1976 and therefore isn't included in this batch.

The best record is the only hit from American rockers Boston with "More Than A Feeling". It's a song that takes you on a journey without being overly complex. The main hook consists of just 4 chords.

In 2nd place we have Boz Scaggs with "What Can I Say", one of those records I've heard many times as background music but the first time I've properly sat down and taken a listen and it was an enjoyable one.

Then in 3rd we have a solid record from Thin Lizzy with "Don't Believe A Word". Not a punk record by any stretch of the imagination, but being 2 minutes long and straight to the point means it's suited to the punk era.

There's no disco overload this time and we have more credible disco records than cheese. There's "Don't Leave Me This Way" by Harold Melvin & the Bluenotes which was already 2 years old and they were one of the original disco acts. Then there's "Boogie Nights" by Heatwave who again I would put in the credible disco category.

The only cheesy pop disco record comes from German group Silver Convention with "Everybody's Talkin Bout Love" and whilst I can't say I like it, it's nowhere near as bad as some disco records I've heard.

Stevie Wonder opted not to release "Isn't She Lovely" as a single because he didn't want to shorten it to a radio edit. Instead we get a cover from David Parton which sounds like an all round karaoke version.

One band I've never really got is the Eagles. Their greatest hits is the 3rd best selling album of all time but I've always found their music rather boring and with "New Kid In Town" being over 5 minutes long that's very much the case there.

No Motown this time but we do have 2 former Motown acts. The Detroit Spinners have a solid if unspectacular record with "Wake Up Susan". Gladys Knight & the Pips had some great records and some really boring ones and "Nobody But You" fits the latter category.

The worst record though is another boring ballad "When I Need You" by Leo Sayer. Probably not helped by the fact the first version I heard was the 90s cover by Jambo from Hollyoaks.

Overall it's been a big improvement on 1976 and in a way it's like 1963 again.

Score: 40

Tuesday, 23 September 2025

UK Number 40s: Tom Odell - Magnetised (2016)

 


Tom Odell is someone I'm certain is one of the singer-songwriters that's the answer to the "Who's been recently singing..." questions you'd get on Popmaster when it was on Radio 2. I can't claim to know much about him but it appears he's not finished with the Top 40 yet though at the time of writing he's averaged around 1 hit every 3 years.

This was his 3rd Top 40 hit and this time he's been able to call upon the help of once of the most prolific songwriters in charts history, Rick Nowels. This is the man who wrote "Heaven Is A Place On Earth" by Belinda Carlisle and in more recent times has been writing for Lana Del Rey.

Given Tom Odell's singles discography is far larger than his Top 40 history I'd say this placing at number 40 would have been considered a success.

Monday, 22 September 2025

UK Number 40s: Benny Benassi & Chris Brown - Paradise (2016)

 


Both Benny Benassi and Chris Brown have had UK Number 40s prior to this. Benny Benassi in 2004 with "No Matter What You Do" and Chris Brown in 2011 with "Best Love Song".

The 2 artists had also previously collaborated on the track "Beautiful People" which made number 4 in 2011 which incidentally was the Chris Brown hit that came prior to his number 40 and the Benny Benassi hit that came after his number 40.

It would be the final Top 40 hit for Benny Benassi but given he went 7 years without a Top 40 hit between 2004 and 2011 you can't rule out him having another Top 40 hit. As for Chris Brown, well I suspect his final Top 40 hit is yet to come.

Sunday, 21 September 2025

Top 30 in 1999 Reviewed: Week 38

Here's my weekly look at the Top 30 from 26 years ago. The plan is for these posts to go out at 17:30 on a Sunday.

Here is the Top 40 in full.

I've decided against repetition from previous weeks moving forward so will only feature the records I'm reviewing for the first time. I also won't repeat the reviews from the Top 20 in 1999 Reviewed posts.

Once again my opinions are inevitably going to differ from other people, but I'm not trying to convince anyone something is good or rubbish, I'm simply giving my opinion.

So this is the records new to the top 30 from this week in 1999 with my verdict on each record:


The final Top 40 hit to date for All Seeing I which was co-written by Jarvis Cocker and features Phil Oakey from the Human League on vocals. It was apparently based on "Space Oddity" by David Bowie and "Rocket Man" by Elton John, but it just sounds like a poor mans "Blue Monday".

Verdict - Rubbish


The demise of Britpop didn't stop Suede from continuing to have Top 40 hits despite them being one of the bigger names associated with it. The big hits had finished for them though so we're now into territory I don't remember. I didn't have much hope for this record and it's as I expected. Still one more Suede record to listen to later on this year.

Verdict - Rubbish


Even in this small sector of the Top 40 we seem to be getting a new trance record every week in 1999. Generally speaking that's no bad thing, I like a lot of the trance music that was coming out in 1999. However this one is moving into the cheesy vocal shit territory that became big as we went into the 21st century.

Verdict - Rubbish

If we give the records which were good 1 point each and those which were OK half a point, the final score is 7.5/30, or 25%. That's a terrible score.

80s in the 90s: 1986

Continuing the look at whether 80s acts succeeded in the 90s here's a look at the 1986 debutants:

The Mission: They had 5 Top 40 hits in the 80s and 6 in the 90s. None of them made the Top 10, only 3 made the Top 20 with "Butterfly On A Wheel" being one of them in Jan 1990. Interestingly they had a number 12, 30 and 32 in both decades. It almost seems as identical as you can get in terms of chart record for each decade, a couple of Top 10s in the 80s would of probably meant a miss in the 90s.

Verdict: Hit

Janet Jackson: She has a total of 37 Top 40 hits to date. None of them topped the charts but she reached number 2 twice with "The Best Things In Life Are Free" and "That's The Way Love Goes" which both came in the 90s. In the 80s she failed to reach the Top 20 with 3 of her 7 Top 40 hits, in the 90s it was 2 of her 22 Top 40 hits. This is an easy one to decide.

Verdict: Hit

Erasure: They're very much known as an 80s act but some will be surprised to learn they were having Top 40 hits as late as 2007 and their last Top 10 came in 2005. Despite keeping the hits going the reality is none of the well known ones came later than the mid-90s. They did however get their only number one in 1992 with "Abba-Esque EP" and in the early 90s they were still relevant in the Top 40.

Verdict: Hit

Sinitta: It's hard to believe she was still having Top 40 hits in the 90s but she did. There was "Hitchin' A Ride" which made number 24 in 1990 and "Shame Shame Shame" which made number 28 in 1992. A sign that her time was up once we'd reached the 90s.

Verdict: Miss

Europe: They only just qualify for this list with 4 Top 40 hits in the 80s and 1 in the 90s. Europe are a band who incorrectly get labelled as one hit wonders and the reality is apart from chart topper "The Final Countdown" they didn't really make much impact on the charts. Their sole 90s Top 40 hit "I'll Cry For You" made number 28 in 1992.

Verdict: Miss

Jesus & Mary Chain: They had 6 Top 40 hits in both the 80s and 90s and each decade gave them 1 Top 10 hit. Each decade also gave them a number 30 and 2 Top 40 hits that charted outside the Top 30. An almost identical chart record in each decade then.

Verdict: Hit

Swing Out Sister: Their Top 40 debut "Breakout" is possibly the most 80s sounding record I can think of. Follow up "Surrender" also made the Top 10 but their remaining Top 40 hits charted outside the Top 20. I'm quite surprised 1989 hit "You On My Mind" only made number 28 because I remember it very well. Likewise following single "Am I The Same Girl" only made 21 in 1992 and I remember that one very well too. No recollection of their only other 90s hit "La La (Means I Love You)" though.

Verdict: Miss

Curiosity Killed The Cat: They only just qualify for this list with 4 Top 40 hits in the 80s and 1 in the 90s. Their 1992 hit "Hang On In There Baby" was their joint highest charting single making number 3 and by this point they'd shortened their name to just Curiosity. Somehow it doesn't seem enough though.

Verdict: Miss

Bon Jovi: I remember their 1992 comeback with Jon Bon Jovi's haircut really well. The probably had the most live via satellite appearances in the 90s of Top of the Pops too. They had 9 Top 40 hits in the 80s and 15 in the 90s. Just "Livin On A Prayer" made the Top 10 in the 80s, they had 10 Top 10s in the 90s including their biggest hit "Always".

Verdict: Hit

The Pogues: Another who only just qualifies for the list. Their solitary 90s Top 40 hit "Tuesday Morning" made number 18 in 1993 and by this point Shane MacGowan had left the band. 

Verdict: Miss

Samantha Fox: It's well known that Page 3 girl Samantha Fox had a pop career in the 80s but I don't think too many people would know she managed 8 that decade. It's also a bigger surprise that she had a Top 40 hit in the 90s. This was as featured vocalist on "Santa Maria" by DJ Milano which made number 31 in 1998. 

Verdict: Miss

Friday, 19 September 2025

Dutch Top 40 1995: Week 38

These were the new entries in the Dutch Top 40 that never made the UK Top 40:

C'est Tout & Anthonius Hapt - Da Tandenborstel Jive

Here's some more Dutch carnival music but this time no words are sung and it's something quite familiar. Although not exactly the same version, this used to get played on the Chris Evans Breakfast Show on Radio 1 as one of his radio jingles. I had no idea at the time that it was Dutch or even anything other than a radio jingle.

BZN - Santo Domingo

BZN were a band who were huge in Holland and virtually unknown elsewhere. Their Dutch Top 40 career spanned from 1968 to 2007 when they called it a day with the appropriately titled "Goodbye". What threw me when they started singing was that they were singing in English as I was fully expecting it to be in Dutch. It's the sort of music you'd expect to hear at a holiday resort.

Scooter - Endless Summer

This will be the last we'll see of Scooter this year. They did chart in the UK in 1995 but not with this one. Quite fitting for it to be released at the end of the summer and in my opinion this was one of their better records. 

Thursday, 18 September 2025

2000: The Good Old Days? - May

In May 2000 guitars were out and turntables were in. Over half of the new entries this month could be considered dance music including the novelty effort from Kevin & Perry from their "Kevin & Perry Go Large" film which was more evidence this was the era of dance music.

It's therefore appropriate that a dance record is the best record this month. It goes to MJ Cole with "Crazy Love", one of the biggest UK garage records from one of the biggest names from the genre.

The other 2 garage records this month also came from big names who are both DJ/MC duos but one is considerably better than the other. DJ Luck & MC Neat had their 2nd Top 40 hit with "Masterblaster 2000" which is decent. Oxide & Neutrino on the other hand brought the start of garage heading in the wrong direction with "Bound 4 Da Reload (Casualty)".

Although 2000 was the year of garage we had more records this month from the big dance genre of 1999, trance. There wasn't a bad trance record this month, most getting full marks and a couple getting half. This includes St Etienne teaming up with Paul Van Dyk and scoring their only Top 10 hit with "Tell Me Why (The Riddle)". It came not long after I'd bought their "Too Young To Die" album which was their singles from 1990-95 and I assumed at the time they'd called it a day in 1995.

The dominance of dance music left little room for rap and R&B. There was just one record of each, the rap one being "Vibrant Thing" by Q-Tip which is OK and "Shorty (Got Her Eyes On Me)" by Donnell Jones which is good.

Bucking the trend of guitars being out was Iron Maiden who had a new entry with "Wicker Man". It sounds like it could have just as easily been made in 1983 and the drumming is fast enough for it to get full marks.

Onto the worst record which goes to Britney Spears with "Oops I Did It Again". I remember hearing it for the first time on the Chris Moyles show on Radio 1 and he pointed out how similar it was to "Baby One More Time" to the point he started singing it over the top to illustrate. Both were composed by Max Martin who acknowledged how well it went the first time so figured there was no point in changing the formula and it worked.

Here's a list of the records with the best on top, worst at the bottom and the good ones in green, OK ones in amber and rubbish ones in red (and in no particular order):


Score: 34%

Here's a look at the chart:


The same score as December 1999, but we're still yet to know what happened in between.

January Charts: 1976

Here are the new entries ranked from best to worst:


1976 is considered by many to be the worst year for the charts, well in the 20th century at least. There were no new entries in the first week, when going through the 5 new entries in the 2nd week the word that sprang to mind was silly.

The only one of these I didn't consider silly was "Evil Woman" by ELO. One thing I remember from the early days of the Top of the Pops reruns is ELO having by far the best record on the episode and this is true of this batch of records.

We have "We Do It", the only hit for UK/US husband/wife duo R&J Stone known for it's subject matter. I do quite like the record though. Then there's The Miracles who by now were without Smokey Robinson with "Love Machine" which is essentially about a sex robot. Not a bad record but they've done better.

Then there's "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" by Paul Simon, the "hop on the bus Gus" record which is definitely silly. The subject matter of "Tears On The Telephone" by Claude Francois is actually quite serious but the song itself just sounds like a nursery rhyme.

It became more of a tough listen after that and I had to do it in installments as I was losing the will to live. One record I refused to listen to was "December 63" by The Four Seasons so on that basis it finishes bottom. I've always found it really irritating.

One of the surprise records was "Lies In Your Eyes" by The Sweet. I generally find their brand of glam rock a bit naff but this is a hard rock record.

I would say there are 3 main reasons why 1976 is poor based on this batch. First are the 60s acts past their prime, I've already mentioned The Four Seasons and The Miracles but we also have The Who and The Walker Brothers who have both gone down the country route.

The 2nd reason is the naff covers of older hits, for example "Answer Me" by Barbara Dickson, "Deep Purple" by Dony & Marie Osmond, "Baby Face" by Wing And A Prayer Fife And Drum Corps and "Just One Look" by Faith Hope & Charity.

The final reason is too much disco music. I'm not anti-disco and there are some great disco records out there. However when not done well it can be quite abysmal and this is a consequence of everyone jumping on the disco bandwagon.

Even the ever reliable Motown can't produce the goods this time. We have the only solo record from former Temptations member David Ruffin with "Walk Away From Love" which is alright but didn't have much impact on me. Then there's the only hit for Yvonne Fair with "It Should Have Been Me" which I find a bit boring.

Not a great year then but is it the worst so far? Yes, along with 1955.

Score: 27

Tuesday, 16 September 2025

Beyonce - Daddy Lessons (2016)

 


We've had examples of artists replacing themselves at number one in the charts, but here we have an unusual example of an artist replacing themselves at number 40.

Like the record it replaced at number 40 it was kept that low in the charts by other Beyonce records in higher positions in the charts the same week.

Last year there was a lot of hype about Beyonce changing music direction to country music. This record however shows it's all been done before, just nobody noticed

Monday, 15 September 2025

UK Number 40s: Beyonce ft Kendrick Lamar - Freedom (2016)


The inclusion of streaming in the charts meant that in theory every track on a new album could make the Top 40 singles chart and that quite famously happened to Ed Sheeran in 2017 which prompted a change to the chart rules.

Beyonce released her "Lemonade" album in 2016 which there was a lot of hype about at the time. This track appeared on that album and it's placing at number 40 could be considered a success for the simple fact 5 other tracks from that album were in higher positions in the Top 40 the same week.

Despite all the hype around the album, the highest charting single from it only made 11. This was in part due to the fact it was exclusively released on the streaming platform Tidal which unlike rivals such as Spotify doesn't have a free subscription option.