Sunday, 29 November 2020

Top 30 in 1990 Reviewed - Week 48

Here's my weekly look at the Top 30 from 30 years ago. The plan is for these posts to go out at 17:30 on a Sunday.

Here is the Top 40 in full.

Obviously some of the records will be the same as last week so therefore the review will be the same for these. I've indicated which ones are new so you can skip the others if you read last weeks post.

Once again my opinions are inevitably going to differ from other people, but I'm not trying to convince anyone something is good or rubbish, I'm simply giving my opinion.

So this is the top 30 from this week in 1990 with my verdict on each record:

30. Del Amitri - Spit In The Rain


Del Amitri have a couple of good records, but also have a lot of generic rubbish. This one falls into the latter, there is just nothing to it. Take away the bit where he sings the title and it could be anything.

Verdict - Rubbish

29. Inspiral Carpets - Island Head (EP)


The lead song from the EP was "Biggest Mountain". It sounds like the sort of record you'd expect from an Erol Alkan Bugged In Selection. Which is a good thing.

Verdict - Good

28. Belinda Carlisle - (We Want) The Same Thing


This was the 5th single from the "Runaway Horses" album. The 1st, "Leave A Light On" peaked at 4, but the next 3 failed to reach the Top 30. This one fared better than the previous 3. I remember my young self wondering how does one dream the same dream as somebody else? I don't mind this record, but it's not one I particularly like either.

Verdict - OK

27. Twenty4Seven ft Captain Hollywood - Are You Dreaming? (New)


This was the second and final collaboration between Twenty4Seven and Captain Hollywood to make the UK Top 40. Like with the first hit, not as cheesy as your average Eurodance record but still pretty average at the same time.

Verdict - OK

26. Jive Bunny - Let's Swing Again


The Jive Bunny hits just kept coming, but now they were no longer getting into the Top 10. People must have been getting tired of them by now.

Verdict - Rubbish

25. Deee-Lite - Power Of Love / Deee-Lite Theme (New)


Yes that's right, Deee-Lite had a hit that wasn't "Groove Is In The Heart". They had two Top 40 hits which were both double a-sides. I would say I prefer both these tunes to "Groove Is In The Heart", partly because I've only listened to them of my own accord since 1990 and they haven't been played to death in every bar/club I went to when I was younger.

Verdict - Good / Good

24. Chris Isaak - Wicked Game (New)


This has one of the most famous music videos of all time, the one with Helena Christensen in it with him. Maybe it's just as well for Chris Isaak that this video has made such an impact because it diverts the attention away from the fact it's a very dull song.

Verdict - Rubbish

23. Kylie Minogue - Step Back In Time


I've noticed that there are quite a few old records hitting the charts around this time, so in a way it's quite funny that Kylie Minogue would release a record called "Step Back In Time". It's the usual Stock Aitken & Waterman type crap.

Verdict - Rubbish

22. Soul II Soul ft Kym Mazelle - Missing


The first Top 40 hit for Soul II Soul not to reach the Top 10, but the album had been released a few months prior and got to number one. Kym Mazelle was already an established artist in her own right when this came out. It basically sounds like a Soul II Soul record, which is never a bad thing.

Verdict - Good

21. Dimples D - Sucker DJ (New)


Once again we have a record in the charts thanks to a remix by Ben Liebrand. This originally came out in 1983 and failed to chart. I think I liked this record at the time but don't think I've heard it since 1990. Listening to it now though I'm not so keen.

Verdict - Rubbish

20. Pet Shop Boys - Being Boring (New)


After ten Top 10 hits in a row, this only just scraped into the Top 20. Apparently this is Axl Rose's favourite Pet Shop Boys song and he was disappointed they didn't play it at a gig of theirs he went to. It's not my favourite Pet Shop Boys song, but like most of their songs I do like it.

Verdict - Good

19. Berlin - Take My Breath Away


Originally a number one in 1986, this charted again in 1990 thanks to it featuring on the Peugeot advert. For obvious reasons I keep thinking of Berlin as being a German band, but they're not, they're American. This song basically launched and killed their career at the same time. It was the only song of theirs people wanted to hear but it was also the only song of theirs they didn't write, that honour going to Giorgio Moroder and Tom Whitlock. Never been a fan of this song myself.

Verdict - Rubbish

18. Bombalurina - Seven Little Girls Sitting In The Back Seat (New)


Timmy Mallet is back with another hit that's just as awful as the first, but not as well remembered. It would be the final Bombalurina Top 40 hit, though I do recall their version of "Lollipop" being played on the radio at the time, but it was never a hit.

Verdict - Rubbish

17. The La's - There She Goes


The only Top 40 hit for The La's which originally was released in 1988 but failed to make the Top 40. They were always a band I associated with Madchester for some reason, even though they were from Liverpool and didn't really sound like the other bands musically either. In the days you could go into Our Price and listen to a CD at the counter, I once listened to The La's album simply because I wanted to listen to this song. I didn't bother with the rest of the album, I simply listened to this.

Verdict - Good

16. Megabass - Time To Make The Floor Burn


This ones a megamix of dance records of the time. Like I've said previously, the only way a megamix can be truly good is if every tune in it is good. However the chopping and changing this record has means you don't really need every tune to be good, so I like it.

Verdict - Good

15. The Beautiful South - A Little Time


This was the only number one hit for The Beautiful South, quite surprising really given they have better known songs. This song really irritated me at the time, I can tolerate it a bit more now but still don't like it. Despite it's success, The Beautiful South would have another Top 10 hit until 1996 after this.

Verdict - Rubbish

14. Patrick MacNee And Honor Blackman - Kinky Boots (New)


This song is from 1964 but was never a hit. Thanks to Simon Mayo though this finally became a hit in 1990. I wonder how many people who bought it actually liked it though.

Verdict - Rubbish

13. Dream Warriors - My Definition Of A Boombastic Jazz Style


These day's it's hard to listen to this record with it's sample of "Soul Bossa Nova" by Quincy Jones without thinking of Austin Powers. It was a different story back in 1990, a few years before Austin Powers. My main memory of it was mishearing the lyrics, I didn't know what this was called at the time and heard "I've got permission". Still, a good record.

Verdict - Good

12. 808 State - Cubik / Olympic


After a couple of hits with MC Tunes, 808 State released this double a-side by themselves. Despite the heavy guitar presence on "Cubik" it's still very much a dance record, though maybe it could get the rock crowd interested, but great tune nonetheless. "Olympic" is perhaps best known as the theme tune to The Word, that's how I first came across it and always liked it.

Verdict - Good / Good

11. Gazza And Lindisfarne - Fog On The Tyne (Revisited)


I've said this before and I'll continue to say this, football and music just don't mix. Here is Gazza attempting to rap on a remake of a 70s record with the 70s band who made it. Absolutely terrible.

Verdict - Rubbish

10. Jimmy Somerville - To Love Somebody


Another Jimmy Somerville record that's a cover, this time of a Bee Gees record. This is done in a reggae style and I think this was the first version I heard. It's not bad.

Verdict - OK

9. The Proclaimers - King Of The Road (EP)


It's quite a strange dynamic really, a band who are so blatantly Scottish singing a song that's very American. This was the first version of "King Of The Road" I heard, which was originally a number one for Roger Miller in 1965. Can't say this is really my cup of tea.

Verdict - Rubbish

8. Robert Palmer And UB40 - I'll Be Your Baby Tonight


Before I first heard "Saturday Night" by Whigfield, a girl at school kept singing the words "be my baby". I thought she was trying to sing this, but wondered why as it was 4 years old by then. This was originally a Bob Dylan song covered in typical UB40 style. Which probably explains why I like it.

Verdict - Good

7. Julee Cruise - Falling


When a song is most famous for being a theme tune to a TV show it's often crap. Not always though. This was the theme tune to "Twin Peaks", a fact I did not know at the time. To this very day I still haven't watched an episode so to me this is still simply a song, and one I like.

Verdict - Good

6. Black Box - Fantasy


A cover of the Earth Wind & Fire record. I used to like it, but over time it's started to make me cringe. Had I not bought a Black Box CD several years ago I may have still liked it, but I just can't listen to it anymore.

Verdict - Rubbish

5. Rod Stewart And Tina Turner - It Takes Two


It's the king of crap covers doing a crap cover in collaboration with Tina Turner. It must have been the big names that sold this because why anyone would listen to this over the original Marvin Gaye & Kim Weston version is beyond me.

Verdict - Rubbish

4. Kim Appleby - Don't Worry


Ever wondered what Craig Logan did after he left Bros? Well here's your answer, he was co-writer on this record. Kim Appleby was of course one half of Mel & Kim, something I didn't realise at the time. Mel had died earlier on in the year and this was Kim's solo debut. She no longer had involvement with Stock Aitken & Waterman, which explains why I quite like this.

Verdict - Good

3. EMF - Unbelievable


The normal way to wear a cap was with long bit to the front, but it was cool to wear a cap backwards. EMF singer James Atkin on the other hand wore his cap to the side. Everyone was singing this at the time, but I don't recall the cap wearing style catching on. I was one of those singing it, good record.

Verdict - Good

2. The Righteous Brothers - Unchained Melody


I remember seeing this video on Top of the Pops and what confused me was that they were called The Righteous Brothers but there was only one of them. I soon discovered there were two of them, but only Bobby Hatfield featured on this particular record. It was originally released in 1965 but was re-released thanks to it featuring in the movie "Ghost". There are lots of versions of this song, but this is the best one in my opinion.

Verdict - Good

1. Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby


I liked this one at the time, but then the following year I became a Queen fan and this famously sampled "Under Pressure". After hearing Brian May say it was crap, I decided it was crap too. I was easily influenced back then. Amongst rap music fans, of which I was one a number of years later, this never had much credibility. Now I'm older and have my own opinions what do I think? Well it is a bit crap to be fair.

Verdict - Rubbish

If we give the records which were good 1 point each and those which were OK half a point, the final score is 14.5/30, or 48%. After 3 weeks at 50% we slip back down again.

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