Monday, 30 November 2020

25 Years Since....November 1995

 Time once again to turn back the clock 25 years and take a look at the tunes I was enjoying:


Coolio - Gangsta's Paradise


I remember hearing this for the first time and just thinking wow. I had an appreciation of rap music at the time without it really being my music of choice, but this was like one of those records I'd been waiting all my life to hear.

I certainly favoured the darker side of rap music at the time and this was a very dark record. I was therefore quite surprised that this ended up at number one. You have to remember that prior to this, the only rap number ones we'd had were "Turtle Power", "Ice Ice Baby" and "Boom! Shake The Room". 

It also stayed in the Top 40 well in 1996, once it fell to the lower reaches of the Top 40 I went out and bought the single to help keep it in the Top 40. No such luck though, it fell out the Top 40 the following week.

East 17 - Thunder


The lead single from the final studio album from East 17 as we knew them. This was the album where all band members wrote the songs, but all the singles were still written by Tony Mortimer.

It's not my favourite East 17 song but it's probably by favourite East 17 ballad.

Goldie - Inner City Life


A record that failed to make the Top 40 when originally released a year earlier. I loved this at the time but then started hating Goldie for being too commercial. It only just scraped into the Top 40 though making number 39 which is actually quite surprising given how well known it is.

Jam And Spoon - Angel


Whilst not quite the speed of Happy Hardcore, this was fast enough for me to declare as being not slow. This is probably my favourite Jam & Spoon tune. It's almost like the 2 previous singles were essentially a warm up for this i.e. start with something crap, then something good, then something outstanding.


E'Voke - Runaway


The first time I heard this I thought sounds like "Set You Free" but then I thought does it really matter? it's a good tune in it's own right. At the same time there was a Happy Hardcore version by Jimmy J & Cru-L-T and whatever version I listen to I just think of MC QC at Hysteria 9 on Jimmy J's set rhyming runaway with Jimmy J.

Sunday, 29 November 2020

Top 30 in 1990 Reviewed - Week 48

Here's my weekly look at the Top 30 from 30 years ago. The plan is for these posts to go out at 17:30 on a Sunday.

Here is the Top 40 in full.

Obviously some of the records will be the same as last week so therefore the review will be the same for these. I've indicated which ones are new so you can skip the others if you read last weeks post.

Once again my opinions are inevitably going to differ from other people, but I'm not trying to convince anyone something is good or rubbish, I'm simply giving my opinion.

So this is the top 30 from this week in 1990 with my verdict on each record:

30. Del Amitri - Spit In The Rain


Del Amitri have a couple of good records, but also have a lot of generic rubbish. This one falls into the latter, there is just nothing to it. Take away the bit where he sings the title and it could be anything.

Verdict - Rubbish

29. Inspiral Carpets - Island Head (EP)


The lead song from the EP was "Biggest Mountain". It sounds like the sort of record you'd expect from an Erol Alkan Bugged In Selection. Which is a good thing.

Verdict - Good

28. Belinda Carlisle - (We Want) The Same Thing


This was the 5th single from the "Runaway Horses" album. The 1st, "Leave A Light On" peaked at 4, but the next 3 failed to reach the Top 30. This one fared better than the previous 3. I remember my young self wondering how does one dream the same dream as somebody else? I don't mind this record, but it's not one I particularly like either.

Verdict - OK

27. Twenty4Seven ft Captain Hollywood - Are You Dreaming? (New)


This was the second and final collaboration between Twenty4Seven and Captain Hollywood to make the UK Top 40. Like with the first hit, not as cheesy as your average Eurodance record but still pretty average at the same time.

Verdict - OK

26. Jive Bunny - Let's Swing Again


The Jive Bunny hits just kept coming, but now they were no longer getting into the Top 10. People must have been getting tired of them by now.

Verdict - Rubbish

25. Deee-Lite - Power Of Love / Deee-Lite Theme (New)


Yes that's right, Deee-Lite had a hit that wasn't "Groove Is In The Heart". They had two Top 40 hits which were both double a-sides. I would say I prefer both these tunes to "Groove Is In The Heart", partly because I've only listened to them of my own accord since 1990 and they haven't been played to death in every bar/club I went to when I was younger.

Verdict - Good / Good

24. Chris Isaak - Wicked Game (New)


This has one of the most famous music videos of all time, the one with Helena Christensen in it with him. Maybe it's just as well for Chris Isaak that this video has made such an impact because it diverts the attention away from the fact it's a very dull song.

Verdict - Rubbish

23. Kylie Minogue - Step Back In Time


I've noticed that there are quite a few old records hitting the charts around this time, so in a way it's quite funny that Kylie Minogue would release a record called "Step Back In Time". It's the usual Stock Aitken & Waterman type crap.

Verdict - Rubbish

22. Soul II Soul ft Kym Mazelle - Missing


The first Top 40 hit for Soul II Soul not to reach the Top 10, but the album had been released a few months prior and got to number one. Kym Mazelle was already an established artist in her own right when this came out. It basically sounds like a Soul II Soul record, which is never a bad thing.

Verdict - Good

21. Dimples D - Sucker DJ (New)


Once again we have a record in the charts thanks to a remix by Ben Liebrand. This originally came out in 1983 and failed to chart. I think I liked this record at the time but don't think I've heard it since 1990. Listening to it now though I'm not so keen.

Verdict - Rubbish

20. Pet Shop Boys - Being Boring (New)


After ten Top 10 hits in a row, this only just scraped into the Top 20. Apparently this is Axl Rose's favourite Pet Shop Boys song and he was disappointed they didn't play it at a gig of theirs he went to. It's not my favourite Pet Shop Boys song, but like most of their songs I do like it.

Verdict - Good

19. Berlin - Take My Breath Away


Originally a number one in 1986, this charted again in 1990 thanks to it featuring on the Peugeot advert. For obvious reasons I keep thinking of Berlin as being a German band, but they're not, they're American. This song basically launched and killed their career at the same time. It was the only song of theirs people wanted to hear but it was also the only song of theirs they didn't write, that honour going to Giorgio Moroder and Tom Whitlock. Never been a fan of this song myself.

Verdict - Rubbish

18. Bombalurina - Seven Little Girls Sitting In The Back Seat (New)


Timmy Mallet is back with another hit that's just as awful as the first, but not as well remembered. It would be the final Bombalurina Top 40 hit, though I do recall their version of "Lollipop" being played on the radio at the time, but it was never a hit.

Verdict - Rubbish

17. The La's - There She Goes


The only Top 40 hit for The La's which originally was released in 1988 but failed to make the Top 40. They were always a band I associated with Madchester for some reason, even though they were from Liverpool and didn't really sound like the other bands musically either. In the days you could go into Our Price and listen to a CD at the counter, I once listened to The La's album simply because I wanted to listen to this song. I didn't bother with the rest of the album, I simply listened to this.

Verdict - Good

16. Megabass - Time To Make The Floor Burn


This ones a megamix of dance records of the time. Like I've said previously, the only way a megamix can be truly good is if every tune in it is good. However the chopping and changing this record has means you don't really need every tune to be good, so I like it.

Verdict - Good

15. The Beautiful South - A Little Time


This was the only number one hit for The Beautiful South, quite surprising really given they have better known songs. This song really irritated me at the time, I can tolerate it a bit more now but still don't like it. Despite it's success, The Beautiful South would have another Top 10 hit until 1996 after this.

Verdict - Rubbish

14. Patrick MacNee And Honor Blackman - Kinky Boots (New)


This song is from 1964 but was never a hit. Thanks to Simon Mayo though this finally became a hit in 1990. I wonder how many people who bought it actually liked it though.

Verdict - Rubbish

13. Dream Warriors - My Definition Of A Boombastic Jazz Style


These day's it's hard to listen to this record with it's sample of "Soul Bossa Nova" by Quincy Jones without thinking of Austin Powers. It was a different story back in 1990, a few years before Austin Powers. My main memory of it was mishearing the lyrics, I didn't know what this was called at the time and heard "I've got permission". Still, a good record.

Verdict - Good

12. 808 State - Cubik / Olympic


After a couple of hits with MC Tunes, 808 State released this double a-side by themselves. Despite the heavy guitar presence on "Cubik" it's still very much a dance record, though maybe it could get the rock crowd interested, but great tune nonetheless. "Olympic" is perhaps best known as the theme tune to The Word, that's how I first came across it and always liked it.

Verdict - Good / Good

11. Gazza And Lindisfarne - Fog On The Tyne (Revisited)


I've said this before and I'll continue to say this, football and music just don't mix. Here is Gazza attempting to rap on a remake of a 70s record with the 70s band who made it. Absolutely terrible.

Verdict - Rubbish

10. Jimmy Somerville - To Love Somebody


Another Jimmy Somerville record that's a cover, this time of a Bee Gees record. This is done in a reggae style and I think this was the first version I heard. It's not bad.

Verdict - OK

9. The Proclaimers - King Of The Road (EP)


It's quite a strange dynamic really, a band who are so blatantly Scottish singing a song that's very American. This was the first version of "King Of The Road" I heard, which was originally a number one for Roger Miller in 1965. Can't say this is really my cup of tea.

Verdict - Rubbish

8. Robert Palmer And UB40 - I'll Be Your Baby Tonight


Before I first heard "Saturday Night" by Whigfield, a girl at school kept singing the words "be my baby". I thought she was trying to sing this, but wondered why as it was 4 years old by then. This was originally a Bob Dylan song covered in typical UB40 style. Which probably explains why I like it.

Verdict - Good

7. Julee Cruise - Falling


When a song is most famous for being a theme tune to a TV show it's often crap. Not always though. This was the theme tune to "Twin Peaks", a fact I did not know at the time. To this very day I still haven't watched an episode so to me this is still simply a song, and one I like.

Verdict - Good

6. Black Box - Fantasy


A cover of the Earth Wind & Fire record. I used to like it, but over time it's started to make me cringe. Had I not bought a Black Box CD several years ago I may have still liked it, but I just can't listen to it anymore.

Verdict - Rubbish

5. Rod Stewart And Tina Turner - It Takes Two


It's the king of crap covers doing a crap cover in collaboration with Tina Turner. It must have been the big names that sold this because why anyone would listen to this over the original Marvin Gaye & Kim Weston version is beyond me.

Verdict - Rubbish

4. Kim Appleby - Don't Worry


Ever wondered what Craig Logan did after he left Bros? Well here's your answer, he was co-writer on this record. Kim Appleby was of course one half of Mel & Kim, something I didn't realise at the time. Mel had died earlier on in the year and this was Kim's solo debut. She no longer had involvement with Stock Aitken & Waterman, which explains why I quite like this.

Verdict - Good

3. EMF - Unbelievable


The normal way to wear a cap was with long bit to the front, but it was cool to wear a cap backwards. EMF singer James Atkin on the other hand wore his cap to the side. Everyone was singing this at the time, but I don't recall the cap wearing style catching on. I was one of those singing it, good record.

Verdict - Good

2. The Righteous Brothers - Unchained Melody


I remember seeing this video on Top of the Pops and what confused me was that they were called The Righteous Brothers but there was only one of them. I soon discovered there were two of them, but only Bobby Hatfield featured on this particular record. It was originally released in 1965 but was re-released thanks to it featuring in the movie "Ghost". There are lots of versions of this song, but this is the best one in my opinion.

Verdict - Good

1. Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby


I liked this one at the time, but then the following year I became a Queen fan and this famously sampled "Under Pressure". After hearing Brian May say it was crap, I decided it was crap too. I was easily influenced back then. Amongst rap music fans, of which I was one a number of years later, this never had much credibility. Now I'm older and have my own opinions what do I think? Well it is a bit crap to be fair.

Verdict - Rubbish

If we give the records which were good 1 point each and those which were OK half a point, the final score is 14.5/30, or 48%. After 3 weeks at 50% we slip back down again.

Thursday, 26 November 2020

The Top 40 Leaderboard: Week 47

What's this all about?

Joining the leaderboard this week is Billie Eilish with her 3rd Top 40 hit of the year.

None of the new entries this week are rap bringing the total for the year to 114/221, or 52%.



Tuesday, 24 November 2020

UK Number 40s: Barry White - It's Ecstasy When You Lay Down Next To Me (1977)


Barry White becomes the 25th act to have scored both a number 1 and a number 40, a total of 65 acts have featured so far so that's well over a third.

The intro will sound familiar to many as it was sampled in "Rock DJ" by Robbie Williams, a number 1 record in 2000.

It was a much bigger hit in America where it reached number four and was the last big hit for Barry White over there. In the UK, it was the first Barry White Top 40 hit not to be written by Barry White himself, with Nelson Pigford and Ekundayo Paris being the songwriters. Nelson Pigford had a minor hit himself a couple of months prior with "You Take My Heart Away" as part of a duet with De Etta Little.

Barry White followed this up the following year with his cover of Billy Joel's "Just The Way You Are", but wouldn't return to the Top 40 after this until 1987 with "Sho' You Right" which was then followed by another gap until a brief mid 90s comeback with his final 3 Top 40 hits to date.

Sunday, 22 November 2020

Top 30 in 1990 Reviewed - Week 47

Here's my weekly look at the Top 30 from 30 years ago. The plan is for these posts to go out at 17:30 on a Sunday.

Here is the Top 40 in full.

Obviously some of the records will be the same as last week so therefore the review will be the same for these. I've indicated which ones are new so you can skip the others if you read last weeks post.

Once again my opinions are inevitably going to differ from other people, but I'm not trying to convince anyone something is good or rubbish, I'm simply giving my opinion.

So this is the top 30 from this week in 1990 with my verdict on each record:

30. Rita MacNeil - Working Man


This song was a decade or so old by the time it charted. It's the unofficial miners anthem, and I assumed it charted thanks to the end of Margaret Thatcher's reign as Prime Minister, but this was actually a month or so before that happened, so I have no idea why it charted at this particular time. Lyrically it's good, but musically it's just not my cup of tea.

Verdict - Rubbish

29. Jon Bon Jovi - Miracle


A Jon Bon Jovi solo record that isn't "Blaze Of Glory", though it doesn't sound that much different truth be told. Not a bad record but nothing to get excited about.

Verdict - OK

28. Bobby Vinton - Blue Velvet


The 2nd Top 40 hit who's title is a colour followed by the word velvet and 2nd to making number two, following "Black Velvet" earlier on in the year. This song was written in 1950 and this version originally recorded in 1963, but it never made the UK Top 40. It's appearance in a Nivea advert prompted a re-release in 1990 and it finally charted. I'm not sure if I was aware it was an old song at the time, but I liked it.

Verdict - Good

27. Soul II Soul ft Kym Mazelle - Missing (New)


The first Top 40 hit for Soul II Soul not to reach the Top 10, but the album had been released a few months prior and got to number one. Kym Mazelle was already an established artist in her own right when this came out. It basically sounds like a Soul II Soul record, which is never a bad thing.

Verdict - Good

26. Paul Simon - The Obvious Child


The only Top 40 hit of the 90s for Paul Simon. The only solo hit from Paul Simon that I like is "You Can Call Me Al", the rest are pretty dull.

Verdict - Rubbish

25. Del Amitri - Spit In The Rain


Del Amitri have a couple of good records, but also have a lot of generic rubbish. This one falls into the latter, there is just nothing to it. Take away the bit where he sings the title and it could be anything.

Verdict - Rubbish

24. Maria McKee - Show Me Heaven


Confession time. At the time I thought Maria McKee and Mariah Carey were the same person, either I thought this song was by Mariah Carey or I thought Maria McKee did "Vision Of Love". Both were ballads and their names are similar(ish) and both were not well known prior to these records. I do feel I was being a bit harsh on Maria McKee though, this is nowhere near as dreary as your average Mariah Carey record. I wasn't keen on it at the time, but have got to like it more thanks to the Happy Hardcore versions a few years later. I don't like it that much though.

Verdict - OK

23. Dream Warriors - My Definition Of A Boombastic Jazz Style (New)


These day's it's hard to listen to this record with it's sample of "Soul Bossa Nova" by Quincy Jones without thinking of Austin Powers. It was a different story back in 1990, a few years before Austin Powers. My main memory of it was mishearing the lyrics, I didn't know what this was called at the time and heard "I've got permission". Still, a good record.

Verdict - Good

22. Roxette - Dressed For Success


Another Roxette record that failed to reach the Top 40 when released the previous year, but made the Top 40 when re-released in 1990. At the time this was probably my favourite Roxette record to date, but I prefer "Listen To Your Heart" these days. Still like it though.

Verdict - Good

21. Inspiral Carpets - Island Head (EP)


The lead song from the EP was "Biggest Mountain". It sounds like the sort of record you'd expect from an Erol Alkan Bugged In Selection. Which is a good thing.

Verdict - Good

20. Whitney Houston - I'm Your Baby Tonight


This song had an American version and a European version. As this is the UK charts I'm going to be reviewing the European version. It was written by L.A. Reid and Babyface and remixed by Yvonne Turner. It's more dancey than the American version, presumably because that's what was more popular in Europe at the time. Doesn't really work for me though.

Verdict - Rubbish

19. Jive Bunny - Let's Swing Again


The Jive Bunny hits just kept coming, but now they were no longer getting into the Top 10. People must have been getting tired of them by now.

Verdict - Rubbish

18. Megabass - Time To Make The Floor Burn


This ones a megamix of dance records of the time. Like I've said previously, the only way a megamix can be truly good is if every tune in it is good. However the chopping and changing this record has means you don't really need every tune to be good, so I like it.

Verdict - Good

17. The Proclaimers - King Of The Road (EP) (New)


It's quite a strange dynamic really, a band who are so blatantly Scottish singing a song that's very American. This was the first version of "King Of The Road" I heard, which was originally a number one for Roger Miller in 1965. Can't say this is really my cup of tea.

Verdict - Rubbish

16. Belinda Carlisle - (We Want) The Same Thing


This was the 5th single from the "Runaway Horses" album. The 1st, "Leave A Light On" peaked at 4, but the next 3 failed to reach the Top 30. This one fared better than the previous 3. I remember my young self wondering how does one dream the same dream as somebody else? I don't mind this record, but it's not one I particularly like either.

Verdict - OK

15. The La's - There She Goes


The only Top 40 hit for The La's which originally was released in 1988 but failed to make the Top 40. They were always a band I associated with Madchester for some reason, even though they were from Liverpool and didn't really sound like the other bands musically either. In the days you could go into Our Price and listen to a CD at the counter, I once listened to The La's album simply because I wanted to listen to this song. I didn't bother with the rest of the album, I simply listened to this.

Verdict - Good

14. Berlin - Take My Breath Away


Originally a number one in 1986, this charted again in 1990 thanks to it featuring on the Peugeot advert. For obvious reasons I keep thinking of Berlin as being a German band, but they're not, they're American. This song basically launched and killed their career at the same time. It was the only song of theirs people wanted to hear but it was also the only song of theirs they didn't write, that honour going to Giorgio Moroder and Tom Whitlock. Never been a fan of this song myself.

Verdict - Rubbish

13. Kylie Minogue - Step Back In Time


I've noticed that there are quite a few old records hitting the charts around this time, so in a way it's quite funny that Kylie Minogue would release a record called "Step Back In Time". It's the usual Stock Aitken & Waterman type crap.

Verdict - Rubbish

12. Rod Stewart And Tina Turner - It Takes Two (New)


It's the king of crap covers doing a crap cover in collaboration with Tina Turner. It must have been the big names that sold this because why anyone would listen to this over the original Marvin Gaye & Kim Weston version is beyond me.

Verdict - Rubbish

11. Julee Cruise - Falling (New)


When a song is most famous for being a theme tune to a TV show it's often crap. Not always though. This was the theme tune to "Twin Peaks", a fact I did not know at the time. To this very day I still haven't watched an episode so to me this is still simply a song, and one I like.

Verdict - Good

10. 808 State - Cubik / Olympic


After a couple of hits with MC Tunes, 808 State released this double a-side by themselves. Despite the heavy guitar presence on "Cubik" it's still very much a dance record, though maybe it could get the rock crowd interested, but great tune nonetheless. "Olympic" is perhaps best known as the theme tune to The Word, that's how I first came across it and always liked it.

Verdict - Good / Good

9. The Beautiful South - A Little Time


This was the only number one hit for The Beautiful South, quite surprising really given they have better known songs. This song really irritated me at the time, I can tolerate it a bit more now but still don't like it. Despite it's success, The Beautiful South would have another Top 10 hit until 1996 after this.

Verdict - Rubbish

8. Jimmy Somerville - To Love Somebody


Another Jimmy Somerville record that's a cover, this time of a Bee Gees record. This is done in a reggae style and I think this was the first version I heard. It's not bad.

Verdict - OK

7. Robert Palmer And UB40 - I'll Be Your Baby Tonight


Before I first heard "Saturday Night" by Whigfield, a girl at school kept singing the words "be my baby". I thought she was trying to sing this, but wondered why as it was 4 years old by then. This was originally a Bob Dylan song covered in typical UB40 style. Which probably explains why I like it.

Verdict - Good

6. Black Box - Fantasy


A cover of the Earth Wind & Fire record. I used to like it, but over time it's started to make me cringe. Had I not bought a Black Box CD several years ago I may have still liked it, but I just can't listen to it anymore.

Verdict - Rubbish

5. EMF - Unbelievable


The normal way to wear a cap was with long bit to the front, but it was cool to wear a cap backwards. EMF singer James Atkin on the other hand wore his cap to the side. Everyone was singing this at the time, but I don't recall the cap wearing style catching on. I was one of those singing it, good record.

Verdict - Good

4. Gazza And Lindisfarne - Fog On The Tyne (Revisited)


I've said this before and I'll continue to say this, football and music just don't mix. Here is Gazza attempting to rap on a remake of a 70s record with the 70s band who made it. Absolutely terrible.

Verdict - Rubbish

3. Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby (New)


I liked this one at the time, but then the following year I became a Queen fan and this famously sampled "Under Pressure". After hearing Brian May say it was crap, I decided it was crap too. I was easily influenced back then. Amongst rap music fans, of which I was one a number of years later, this never had much credibility. Now I'm older and have my own opinions what do I think? Well it is a bit crap to be fair.

Verdict - Rubbish

2. Kim Appleby - Don't Worry


Ever wondered what Craig Logan did after he left Bros? Well here's your answer, he was co-writer on this record. Kim Appleby was of course one half of Mel & Kim, something I didn't realise at the time. Mel had died earlier on in the year and this was Kim's solo debut. She no longer had involvement with Stock Aitken & Waterman, which explains why I quite like this.

Verdict - Good

1. The Righteous Brothers - Unchained Melody


I remember seeing this video on Top of the Pops and what confused me was that they were called The Righteous Brothers but there was only one of them. I soon discovered there were two of them, but only Bobby Hatfield featured on this particular record. It was originally released in 1965 but was re-released thanks to it featuring in the movie "Ghost". There are lots of versions of this song, but this is the best one in my opinion.

Verdict - Good

If we give the records which were good 1 point each and those which were OK half a point, the final score is 15/30, or 50%. We remain at 50%.

Thursday, 19 November 2020

The Top 40 Leaderboard: Week 46

What's this all about?

For the 3rd week in a row Ariana Grande has a new entry putting her into joint 4th. Also climbing the leaderboard is Little Mix.

The remaining 2 new entries this week are rap bringing the total for the year to 114/218, or 52%.



Tuesday, 17 November 2020

UK Number 40s: Peter Blake - Lipsmackin' Rock 'N' Rollin' (1977)


The first thing that springs to mind when hearing this next record to peak at number 40 is that it sounds a bit like "Greased Lightnin'". As this was from 1977 and Grease was 1978, could this record have inspired it?

The answer is no as it turns out "Greased Lightnin'" had previously been recorded by The Wild Angels in 1972 so was likely the other way round.

Peter Blake was a successful actor and this record came about after he appeared in a Pepsi Cola advert. It was basically the same song in the advert but had the lyrics "lipsmackin' Pepsi Cola". Given the success stories of several songs from adverts in years to come, this record may have fared better had it been a few years later.

One of the songwriters, Gary Sulsh, would have further hits as songwriter for Shakin' Stevens.

Sunday, 15 November 2020

Top 30 in 1990 Reviewed - Week 46

Here's my weekly look at the Top 30 from 30 years ago. The plan is for these posts to go out at 17:30 on a Sunday.

Here is the Top 40 in full.

Obviously some of the records will be the same as last week so therefore the review will be the same for these. I've indicated which ones are new so you can skip the others if you read last weeks post.

Once again my opinions are inevitably going to differ from other people, but I'm not trying to convince anyone something is good or rubbish, I'm simply giving my opinion.

So this is the top 30 from this week in 1990 with my verdict on each record:

30. Jon Bon Jovi - Miracle (New)


A Jon Bon Jovi solo record that isn't "Blaze Of Glory", though it doesn't sound that much different truth be told. Not a bad record but nothing to get excited about.

Verdict - OK

29. Jason Donovan - I'm Doing Fine


I remember when I first heard this record, I thought Jason Donovan has finally made a decent record. Listening to this for the first time in 30 years I'm thinking who was I trying to kid, this is rubbish. I guess as far as Jason Donovan records go this is probably as good as it gets, but it's still your usual Stock Aitken & Waterman rubbish.

Verdict - Rubbish

28. The Mission - Hands Across The Ocean (New)


In 1990 The Mission released 2 albums, the first was "Carved In Sand" and the second was "Grains Of Sand" which contained tracks that didn't make the first album. This was the lead single from "Grains Of Sand". I wouldn't say this is any worse than their other hits of the year, but I don't particularly like any of their music.

Verdict - Rubbish

27. Status Quo - The Anniversary Waltz - Part One


The critics likened this to Jive Bunny. I guess it's the same idea, put a bunch of old songs into a megamix. Except Status Quo did it with instruments and made the songs sound like Status Quo. It would be their last Top 10 hit, but there had plenty more Top 40 hits to go.

Verdict - OK

26. Prince - New Power Generation (New)


Prince does new jack swing. It almost sounds like it should be a Bobby Brown song and I think that's the problem, that it isn't Bobby Brown. It's not bad, but I can't help but think it would be better if Bobby Brown sang it.

Verdict - OK

25. Jive Bunny - Let's Swing Again (New)


The Jive Bunny hits just kept coming, but now they were no longer getting into the Top 10. People must have been getting tired of them by now.

Verdict - Rubbish

24. Happy Mondays - Kinky Afro


Like their previous single "Step On", this was produced by Paul Oakenfold and Steve Osbourne. It also peaked at number 5. Again it's a good dance/rock crossover record.

Verdict - Good

23. Inspiral Carpets - Island Head (EP) (New)


The lead song from the EP was "Biggest Mountain". It sounds like the sort of record you'd expect from an Erol Alkan Bugged In Selection. Which is a good thing.

Verdict - Good

22. Megabass - Time To Make The Floor Burn (New)


This ones a megamix of dance records of the time. Like I've said previously, the only way a megamix can be truly good is if every tune in it is good. However the chopping and changing this record has means you don't really need every tune to be good, so I like it.

Verdict - Good

21. Del Amitri - Spit In The Rain


Del Amitri have a couple of good records, but also have a lot of generic rubbish. This one falls into the latter, there is just nothing to it. Take away the bit where he sings the title and it could be anything.

Verdict - Rubbish

20. Bobby Vinton - Blue Velvet


The 2nd Top 40 hit who's title is a colour followed by the word velvet and 2nd to making number two, following "Black Velvet" earlier on in the year. This song was written in 1950 and this version originally recorded in 1963, but it never made the UK Top 40. It's appearance in a Nivea advert prompted a re-release in 1990 and it finally charted. I'm not sure if I was aware it was an old song at the time, but I liked it.

Verdict - Good

19. Roxette - Dressed For Success


Another Roxette record that failed to reach the Top 40 when released the previous year, but made the Top 40 when re-released in 1990. At the time this was probably my favourite Roxette record to date, but I prefer "Listen To Your Heart" these days. Still like it though.

Verdict - Good

18. Rita MacNeil - Working Man


This song was a decade or so old by the time it charted. It's the unofficial miners anthem, and I assumed it charted thanks to the end of Margaret Thatcher's reign as Prime Minister, but this was actually a month or so before that happened, so I have no idea why it charted at this particular time. Lyrically it's good, but musically it's just not my cup of tea.

Verdict - Rubbish

17. The Cure - Close To Me


A remix of a record that originally charted in 1985. The Cure have had some pretty good tunes over the years, and this is one of them. I do prefer the original admittedly, but at least they've kept the good bits in this remix for me to still like it.

Verdict - Good

16. Paul Simon - The Obvious Child


The only Top 40 hit of the 90s for Paul Simon. The only solo hit from Paul Simon that I like is "You Can Call Me Al", the rest are pretty dull.

Verdict - Rubbish

15. EMF - Unbelievable


The normal way to wear a cap was with long bit to the front, but it was cool to wear a cap backwards. EMF singer James Atkin on the other hand wore his cap to the side. Everyone was singing this at the time, but I don't recall the cap wearing style catching on. I was one of those singing it, good record.

Verdict - Good

14. Maria McKee - Show Me Heaven


Confession time. At the time I thought Maria McKee and Mariah Carey were the same person, either I thought this song was by Mariah Carey or I thought Maria McKee did "Vision Of Love". Both were ballads and their names are similar(ish) and both were not well known prior to these records. I do feel I was being a bit harsh on Maria McKee though, this is nowhere near as dreary as your average Mariah Carey record. I wasn't keen on it at the time, but have got to like it more thanks to the Happy Hardcore versions a few years later. I don't like it that much though.

Verdict - OK

13. The La's - There She Goes


The only Top 40 hit for The La's which originally was released in 1988 but failed to make the Top 40. They were always a band I associated with Madchester for some reason, even though they were from Liverpool and didn't really sound like the other bands musically either. In the days you could go into Our Price and listen to a CD at the counter, I once listened to The La's album simply because I wanted to listen to this song. I didn't bother with the rest of the album, I simply listened to this.

Verdict - Good

12. Jimmy Somerville - To Love Somebody


Another Jimmy Somerville record that's a cover, this time of a Bee Gees record. This is done in a reggae style and I think this was the first version I heard. It's not bad.

Verdict - OK

11. 808 State - Cubik / Olympic


After a couple of hits with MC Tunes, 808 State released this double a-side by themselves. Despite the heavy guitar presence on "Cubik" it's still very much a dance record, though maybe it could get the rock crowd interested, but great tune nonetheless. "Olympic" is perhaps best known as the theme tune to The Word, that's how I first came across it and always liked it.

Verdict - Good / Good

10. Whitney Houston - I'm Your Baby Tonight


This song had an American version and a European version. As this is the UK charts I'm going to be reviewing the European version. It was written by L.A. Reid and Babyface and remixed by Yvonne Turner. It's more dancey than the American version, presumably because that's what was more popular in Europe at the time. Doesn't really work for me though.

Verdict - Rubbish

9. Belinda Carlisle - (We Want) The Same Thing


This was the 5th single from the "Runaway Horses" album. The 1st, "Leave A Light On" peaked at 4, but the next 3 failed to reach the Top 30. This one fared better than the previous 3. I remember my young self wondering how does one dream the same dream as somebody else? I don't mind this record, but it's not one I particularly like either.

Verdict - OK

8. Kylie Minogue - Step Back In Time


I've noticed that there are quite a few old records hitting the charts around this time, so in a way it's quite funny that Kylie Minogue would release a record called "Step Back In Time". It's the usual Stock Aitken & Waterman type crap.

Verdict - Rubbish

7. Berlin - Take My Breath Away


Originally a number one in 1986, this charted again in 1990 thanks to it featuring on the Peugeot advert. For obvious reasons I keep thinking of Berlin as being a German band, but they're not, they're American. This song basically launched and killed their career at the same time. It was the only song of theirs people wanted to hear but it was also the only song of theirs they didn't write, that honour going to Giorgio Moroder and Tom Whitlock. Never been a fan of this song myself.

Verdict - Rubbish

6. Robert Palmer And UB40 - I'll Be Your Baby Tonight


Before I first heard "Saturday Night" by Whigfield, a girl at school kept singing the words "be my baby". I thought she was trying to sing this, but wondered why as it was 4 years old by then. This was originally a Bob Dylan song covered in typical UB40 style. Which probably explains why I like it.

Verdict - Good

5. Black Box - Fantasy


A cover of the Earth Wind & Fire record. I used to like it, but over time it's started to make me cringe. Had I not bought a Black Box CD several years ago I may have still liked it, but I just can't listen to it anymore.

Verdict - Rubbish

4. The Beautiful South - A Little Time


This was the only number one hit for The Beautiful South, quite surprising really given they have better known songs. This song really irritated me at the time, I can tolerate it a bit more now but still don't like it. Despite it's success, The Beautiful South would have another Top 10 hit until 1996 after this.

Verdict - Rubbish

3. Kim Appleby - Don't Worry


Ever wondered what Craig Logan did after he left Bros? Well here's your answer, he was co-writer on this record. Kim Appleby was of course one half of Mel & Kim, something I didn't realise at the time. Mel had died earlier on in the year and this was Kim's solo debut. She no longer had involvement with Stock Aitken & Waterman, which explains why I quite like this.

Verdict - Good

2. Gazza And Lindisfarne - Fog On The Tyne (Revisited)


I've said this before and I'll continue to say this, football and music just don't mix. Here is Gazza attempting to rap on a remake of a 70s record with the 70s band who made it. Absolutely terrible.

Verdict - Rubbish

1. The Righteous Brothers - Unchained Melody


I remember seeing this video on Top of the Pops and what confused me was that they were called The Righteous Brothers but there was only one of them. I soon discovered there were two of them, but only Bobby Hatfield featured on this particular record. It was originally released in 1965 but was re-released thanks to it featuring in the movie "Ghost". There are lots of versions of this song, but this is the best one in my opinion.

Verdict - Good

If we give the records which were good 1 point each and those which were OK half a point, the final score is 15/30, or 50%. We remain at 50%.

Thursday, 12 November 2020

The Top 40 Leaderboard: Week 45

What's this all about?

After joining the leaderboard last week, Ariana Grande climbs to joint 7th with a further 2 hits. Also in joint 7th this week is Tion Wayne. Joining the leaderboard are Doja Cat and Dermot Kennedy.

Just 1 of the 6 new entries this week is rap bringing the total for the year to 112/214, or 52%.



Tuesday, 10 November 2020

UK Number 40s: JALN Band - I Got To Sing (1977)


In our look at number 40s so far we've had lots of big names, we've had people famous for things other than music, we've had people who are bigger overseas. What we haven't had too much of is obscure acts that hardly anyone has heard of.

However, this is a week for one of the obscure acts. They are so obscure that they don't even have a Wikipedia page. Yet they had 2 Top 40 hits, this being the second. What I can tell you about them is JALN stands for Just Another Lonely Night, and they hail from the midlands.

Not so obscure though is one of the writers of this song who was also the bands manager, a certain Pete Waterman. This was the 3rd Top 40 hit written by Pete Waterman, the previous 2 coming in 1975 which were "Love Me Baby" by Susan Cadogan and "Alright Baby" by Stevenson's Rocket.

The next time we'd have a Peter Waterman penned hit after this would be in 1984 alongside Mike Stock and Matt Aitken. I shouldn't need to tell you what came next.

Sunday, 8 November 2020

Top 30 in 1990 Reviewed - Week 45

Here's my weekly look at the Top 30 from 30 years ago. The plan is for these posts to go out at 17:30 on a Sunday.

Here is the Top 40 in full.

Obviously some of the records will be the same as last week so therefore the review will be the same for these. I've indicated which ones are new so you can skip the others if you read last weeks post.

Once again my opinions are inevitably going to differ from other people, but I'm not trying to convince anyone something is good or rubbish, I'm simply giving my opinion.

So this is the top 30 from this week in 1990 with my verdict on each record:

30. Del Amitri - Spit In The Rain (New)


Del Amitri have a couple of good records, but also have a lot of generic rubbish. This one falls into the latter, there is just nothing to it. Take away the bit where he sings the title and it could be anything.

Verdict - Rubbish

29. 808 State - Cubik / Olympic (New)


After a couple of hits with MC Tunes, 808 State released this double a-side by themselves. Despite the heavy guitar presence on "Cubik" it's still very much a dance record, though maybe it could get the rock crowd interested, but great tune nonetheless. "Olympic" is perhaps best known as the theme tune to The Word, that's how I first came across it and always liked it.

Verdict - Good / Good

28. Jimmy Somerville - To Love Somebody (New)


Another Jimmy Somerville record that's a cover, this time of a Bee Gees record. This is done in a reggae style and I think this was the first version I heard. It's not bad.

Verdict - OK

27. Twenty4Seven ft Captain Hollywood - I Can't Stand It


Captain Hollywood got his name after being based in Germany as a captain in the US Army. He formed Twenty4Seven with Dutch producer Ruud Van Rijen and this was their debut single. It's not a cheesy as your average euro dance tune.

Verdict - OK

26. Aztec Camera With Mick Jones - Good Morning Britain


When I first heard that this song existed, I wondered if it was the theme music to the breakfast TV show on ITV. I was quite disappointed when I heard it wasn't as I quite liked that theme tune. However that disappointment was short lived when I heard this song. It's quite funny how it has the line "10 long years and we've still got her" in reference to Margaret Thatcher, then a month or so later she resigned.

Verdict - Good

25. EMF - Unbelievable (New)


The normal way to wear a cap was with long bit to the front, but it was cool to wear a cap backwards. EMF singer James Atkin on the other hand wore his cap to the side. Everyone was singing this at the time, but I don't recall the cap wearing style catching on. I was one of those singing it, good record.

Verdict - Good

24. Londonbeat - I've Been Thinking About You


Take 3 soul singers in their 40s, put them together with a guitarist to make dance music. That was basically the formula of Londonbeat. Amongst it's singers was Jimmy Helms who had a hit in the 70s with "Gonna Make You An Offer You Can't Refuse". It wasn't the debut hit for Londonbeat, but it was their most successful and best known. I was reminded of this tune on the music channels about 15 years ago and then saw their greatest hits in the record shop on offer, and bought it.

Verdict - Good

23. George Michael - Waiting For That Day


Also known as the "you're a fool boy" song to me. It's based on "You Can't Always Get What You Want" by the Rolling Stones. It's actually more uplifting than I remember it, only just though. It's bordering on good, but doesn't quite do it for me.

Verdict - OK

22. Jason Donovan - I'm Doing Fine


I remember when I first heard this record, I thought Jason Donovan has finally made a decent record. Listening to this for the first time in 30 years I'm thinking who was I trying to kid, this is rubbish. I guess as far as Jason Donovan records go this is probably as good as it gets, but it's still your usual Stock Aitken & Waterman rubbish.

Verdict - Rubbish

21. Technotronic - Megamix


Just in case we hadn't had enough of Technotronic in 1990, here they are with a megamix. It's just overkill, I feel just doing these reviews I've heard too much Technotronic.

Verdict - Rubbish

20. The La's - There She Goes (New)


The only Top 40 hit for The La's which originally was released in 1988 but failed to make the Top 40. They were always a band I associated with Madchester for some reason, even though they were from Liverpool and didn't really sound like the other bands musically either. In the days you could go into Our Price and listen to a CD at the counter, I once listened to The La's album simply because I wanted to listen to this song. I didn't bother with the rest of the album, I simply listened to this.

Verdict - Good

19. A-ha - Crying In The Rain


A-ha have had quite an odd career in a way. To some their only song is "Take On Me", even though their singles discography also includes a number one and a James Bond song. Regular listeners of Popmaster will also know their chart career went beyond the 80s, with questions about their 90s/00s hits being asked more regularly than one would expect. This is the first of those 90s hits, a cover of the Everly Brothers song. Recently I did ask myself whether I like any A-ha song apart from "Take On Me", the answer is no.

Verdict - Rubbish

18. Roxette - Dressed For Success


Another Roxette record that failed to reach the Top 40 when released the previous year, but made the Top 40 when re-released in 1990. At the time this was probably my favourite Roxette record to date, but I prefer "Listen To Your Heart" these days. Still like it though.

Verdict - Good

17. Bobby Vinton - Blue Velvet


The 2nd Top 40 hit who's title is a colour followed by the word velvet and 2nd to making number two, following "Black Velvet" earlier on in the year. This song was written in 1950 and this version originally recorded in 1963, but it never made the UK Top 40. It's appearance in a Nivea advert prompted a re-release in 1990 and it finally charted. I'm not sure if I was aware it was an old song at the time, but I liked it.

Verdict - Good

16. Status Quo - The Anniversary Waltz - Part One


The critics likened this to Jive Bunny. I guess it's the same idea, put a bunch of old songs into a megamix. Except Status Quo did it with instruments and made the songs sound like Status Quo. It would be their last Top 10 hit, but there had plenty more Top 40 hits to go.

Verdict - OK

15. Paul Simon - The Obvious Child


The only Top 40 hit of the 90s for Paul Simon. The only solo hit from Paul Simon that I like is "You Can Call Me Al", the rest are pretty dull.

Verdict - Rubbish

14. Happy Mondays - Kinky Afro


Like their previous single "Step On", this was produced by Paul Oakenfold and Steve Osbourne. It also peaked at number 5. Again it's a good dance/rock crossover record.

Verdict - Good

13. The Cure - Close To Me


A remix of a record that originally charted in 1985. The Cure have had some pretty good tunes over the years, and this is one of them. I do prefer the original admittedly, but at least they've kept the good bits in this remix for me to still like it.

Verdict - Good

12. Rita MacNeil - Working Man


This song was a decade or so old by the time it charted. It's the unofficial miners anthem, and I assumed it charted thanks to the end of Margaret Thatcher's reign as Prime Minister, but this was actually a month or so before that happened, so I have no idea why it charted at this particular time. Lyrically it's good, but musically it's just not my cup of tea.

Verdict - Rubbish

11. Gazza And Lindisfarne - Fog On The Tyne (Revisited) (New)


I've said this before and I'll continue to say this, football and music just don't mix. Here is Gazza attempting to rap on a remake of a 70s record with the 70s band who made it. Absolutely terrible.

Verdict - Rubbish

10. Robert Palmer And UB40 - I'll Be Your Baby Tonight


Before I first heard "Saturday Night" by Whigfield, a girl at school kept singing the words "be my baby". I thought she was trying to sing this, but wondered why as it was 4 years old by then. This was originally a Bob Dylan song covered in typical UB40 style. Which probably explains why I like it.

Verdict - Good

9. Black Box - Fantasy


A cover of the Earth Wind & Fire record. I used to like it, but over time it's started to make me cringe. Had I not bought a Black Box CD several years ago I may have still liked it, but I just can't listen to it anymore.

Verdict - Rubbish

8. Maria McKee - Show Me Heaven


Confession time. At the time I thought Maria McKee and Mariah Carey were the same person, either I thought this song was by Mariah Carey or I thought Maria McKee did "Vision Of Love". Both were ballads and their names are similar(ish) and both were not well known prior to these records. I do feel I was being a bit harsh on Maria McKee though, this is nowhere near as dreary as your average Mariah Carey record. I wasn't keen on it at the time, but have got to like it more thanks to the Happy Hardcore versions a few years later. I don't like it that much though.

Verdict - OK

7. Whitney Houston - I'm Your Baby Tonight


This song had an American version and a European version. As this is the UK charts I'm going to be reviewing the European version. It was written by L.A. Reid and Babyface and remixed by Yvonne Turner. It's more dancey than the American version, presumably because that's what was more popular in Europe at the time. Doesn't really work for me though.

Verdict - Rubbish

6. Belinda Carlisle - (We Want) The Same Thing


This was the 5th single from the "Runaway Horses" album. The 1st, "Leave A Light On" peaked at 4, but the next 3 failed to reach the Top 30. This one fared better than the previous 3. I remember my young self wondering how does one dream the same dream as somebody else? I don't mind this record, but it's not one I particularly like either.

Verdict - OK

5. Kim Appleby - Don't Worry


Ever wondered what Craig Logan did after he left Bros? Well here's your answer, he was co-writer on this record. Kim Appleby was of course one half of Mel & Kim, something I didn't realise at the time. Mel had died earlier on in the year and this was Kim's solo debut. She no longer had involvement with Stock Aitken & Waterman, which explains why I quite like this.

Verdict - Good

4. Kylie Minogue - Step Back In Time


I've noticed that there are quite a few old records hitting the charts around this time, so in a way it's quite funny that Kylie Minogue would release a record called "Step Back In Time". It's the usual Stock Aitken & Waterman type crap.

Verdict - Rubbish

3. Berlin - Take My Breath Away


Originally a number one in 1986, this charted again in 1990 thanks to it featuring on the Peugeot advert. For obvious reasons I keep thinking of Berlin as being a German band, but they're not, they're American. This song basically launched and killed their career at the same time. It was the only song of theirs people wanted to hear but it was also the only song of theirs they didn't write, that honour going to Giorgio Moroder and Tom Whitlock. Never been a fan of this song myself.

Verdict - Rubbish

2. The Beautiful South - A Little Time


This was the only number one hit for The Beautiful South, quite surprising really given they have better known songs. This song really irritated me at the time, I can tolerate it a bit more now but still don't like it. Despite it's success, The Beautiful South would have another Top 10 hit until 1996 after this.

Verdict - Rubbish

1. The Righteous Brothers - Unchained Melody


I remember seeing this video on Top of the Pops and what confused me was that they were called The Righteous Brothers but there was only one of them. I soon discovered there were two of them, but only Bobby Hatfield featured on this particular record. It was originally released in 1965 but was re-released thanks to it featuring in the movie "Ghost". There are lots of versions of this song, but this is the best one in my opinion.

Verdict - Good

If we give the records which were good 1 point each and those which were OK half a point, the final score is 15/30, or 50%. The slip under 50% was temporary.

Thursday, 5 November 2020

The Top 40 Leaderboard: Week 44

What's this all about?

KSI joins D-Block Europe in 2nd place with his 7th hit of the year. Joining the leaderboard this week are Ariana Grande, Little Mix and Bring Me The Horizon.

2 of the 6 new entries this week are rap bringing the total for the year to 111/208, or 53%.



Tuesday, 3 November 2020

UK Number 40s: Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers - American Girl (1977)


Tom Petty is a name known to many and this is one of his well known songs. His UK Top 40 career spanned 15 years from 1977 - 1992. How did this only make number 40 then?

Well despite his Top 40 career spanning 15 years, he only managed 4 Top 40 hits in total and none of them charted particularly high. His debut, "Anything That's Rock n Roll" reached 36 earlier on in the year. In the same year he also managed a number 40 in both America and Canada with "Breakdown" which never charted in the UK.

You may think this record would have fared better in America, particularly given the title. However, it didn't chart at all over there. In fact the UK was the only country where this charted.

His follow up would become his biggest hit with "I Won't Back Down" which came 12 years later in 1989 and reached number 28. Then his final Top 40 hit to date came in 1992 with "Too Good To Be True" which made 34.

Amazingly some of his better known songs such as "Free Fallin'", "Mary Jane's Last Dance" and the Stevie Nicks collaboration "Stop Dragging My Heart Around" all failed to reach the Top 40.

Sunday, 1 November 2020

Top 30 in 1990 Reviewed - Week 44

Here's my weekly look at the Top 30 from 30 years ago. The plan is for these posts to go out at 17:30 on a Sunday.

Here is the Top 40 in full.

Obviously some of the records will be the same as last week so therefore the review will be the same for these. I've indicated which ones are new so you can skip the others if you read last weeks post.

Once again my opinions are inevitably going to differ from other people, but I'm not trying to convince anyone something is good or rubbish, I'm simply giving my opinion.

So this is the top 30 from this week in 1990 with my verdict on each record:

30. Hi-Tek 3 ft Ya Kid K - Spin That Wheel (Turtles Get Real)


This failed to make the Top 40 when released at the beginning of the year. Presumably after the success of another Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles record, "Turtle Power" by Partners In Kryme, they gave it another go. Hi-Tek 3 is Technotronic under another name. Although not so blatantly a Turtles song, it's still too cheesy for my liking.

Verdict - Rubbish

29. Innocence - Let's Push It


The 3rd Top 40 hit for Innocence. I don't really want to be too descriptive about this as the best way to appreciate it is to given it a listen, it's a really great record.

Verdict - Good

28. Cliff Richard - From A Distance


Cliff Richard probably didn't realise it wasn't the 60s anymore, the days when an English act would cover an American song before it became well known over here. The American version was by Bette Midler which was released in America at the same time this version was released over here. It was originally by Nanci Griffith 3 years earlier though. The Bette Midler version would eventually chart in the UK the following year, and did better than this version. Both versions are crap though.

Verdict - Rubbish

27. Soup Dragons - Mother Universe


Following the success of "I'm Free", this record, which failed to reach the Top 40 when first released, was remixed and gave them their second and final Top 40 hit. Again it's that Madchester sound from a band not from Manchester.

Verdict - Good

26. George Michael - Waiting For That Day (New)


Also known as the "you're a fool boy" song to me. It's based on "You Can't Always Get What You Want" by the Rolling Stones. It's actually more uplifting than I remember it, only just though. It's bordering on good, but doesn't quite do it for me.

Verdict - OK

25. MC Hammer - Have You Seen Her


I loved this as a kid, but at the time I'd never heard the original by the Chi-Lites which is far better. That's basically what's wrong with this record, when I hear it now I can only think about how much better the original is. Still gets an ok though thanks to the similarities it does have.

Verdict - OK

24. New Kids On The Block - Let's Try It Again / Didn't I (Blow Your Mind)


This song had an American version and a European version. As this is the UK charts I'm going to be reviewing the European version. It was written by L.A. Reid and Babyface and remixed by Yvonne Turner. It's more dancey than the American version, presumably because that's what was more popular in Europe at the time. Doesn't really work for me though.

Verdict - Rubbish

23. Jason Donovan - I'm Doing Fine (New)


I remember when I first heard this record, I thought Jason Donovan has finally made a decent record. Listening to this for the first time in 30 years I'm thinking who was I trying to kid, this is rubbish. I guess as far as Jason Donovan records go this is probably as good as it gets, but it's still your usual Stock Aitken & Waterman rubbish.

Verdict - Rubbish

22. Roxette - Dressed For Success (New)


Another Roxette record that failed to reach the Top 40 when released the previous year, but made the Top 40 when re-released in 1990. At the time this was probably my favourite Roxette record to date, but I prefer "Listen To Your Heart" these days. Still like it though.

Verdict - Good

21. Black Box - Fantasy (New)


A cover of the Earth Wind & Fire record. I used to like it, but over time it's started to make me cringe. Had I not bought a Black Box CD several years ago I may have still liked it, but I just can't listen to it anymore.

Verdict - Rubbish

20. Aztec Camera With Mick Jones - Good Morning Britain


When I first heard that this song existed, I wondered if it was the theme music to the breakfast TV show on ITV. I was quite disappointed when I heard it wasn't as I quite liked that theme tune. However that disappointment was short lived when I heard this song. It's quite funny how it has the line "10 long years and we've still got her" in reference to Margaret Thatcher, then a month or so later she resigned.

Verdict - Good

19. Robert Palmer And UB40 - I'll Be Your Baby Tonight (New)


Before I first heard "Saturday Night" by Whigfield, a girl at school kept singing the words "be my baby". I thought she was trying to sing this, but wondered why as it was 4 years old by then. This was originally a Bob Dylan song covered in typical UB40 style. Which probably explains why I like it.

Verdict - Good

18. Paul Simon - The Obvious Child


The only Top 40 hit of the 90s for Paul Simon. The only solo hit from Paul Simon that I like is "You Can Call Me Al", the rest are pretty dull.

Verdict - Rubbish

17. Twenty4Seven ft Captain Hollywood - I Can't Stand It


Captain Hollywood got his name after being based in Germany as a captain in the US Army. He formed Twenty4Seven with Dutch producer Ruud Van Rijen and this was their debut single. It's not a cheesy as your average euro dance tune.

Verdict - OK

16. Kim Appleby - Don't Worry (New)


Ever wondered what Craig Logan did after he left Bros? Well here's your answer, he was co-writer on this record. Kim Appleby was of course one half of Mel & Kim, something I didn't realise at the time. Mel had died earlier on in the year and this was Kim's solo debut. She no longer had involvement with Stock Aitken & Waterman, which explains why I quite like this.

Verdict - Good

15. The Cure - Close To Me (New)


A remix of a record that originally charted in 1985. The Cure have had some pretty good tunes over the years, and this is one of them. I do prefer the original admittedly, but at least they've kept the good bits in this remix for me to still like it.

Verdict - Good

14. Londonbeat - I've Been Thinking About You


Take 3 soul singers in their 40s, put them together with a guitarist to make dance music. That was basically the formula of Londonbeat. Amongst it's singers was Jimmy Helms who had a hit in the 70s with "Gonna Make You An Offer You Can't Refuse". It wasn't the debut hit for Londonbeat, but it was their most successful and best known. I was reminded of this tune on the music channels about 15 years ago and then saw their greatest hits in the record shop on offer, and bought it.

Verdict - Good

13. A-ha - Crying In The Rain


A-ha have had quite an odd career in a way. To some their only song is "Take On Me", even though their singles discography also includes a number one and a James Bond song. Regular listeners of Popmaster will also know their chart career went beyond the 80s, with questions about their 90s/00s hits being asked more regularly than one would expect. This is the first of those 90s hits, a cover of the Everly Brothers song. Recently I did ask myself whether I like any A-ha song apart from "Take On Me", the answer is no.

Verdict - Rubbish

12. Technotronic - Megamix


Just in case we hadn't had enough of Technotronic in 1990, here they are with a megamix. It's just overkill, I feel just doing these reviews I've heard too much Technotronic.

Verdict - Rubbish

11. Rita MacNeil - Working Man


This song was a decade or so old by the time it charted. It's the unofficial miners anthem, and I assumed it charted thanks to the end of Margaret Thatcher's reign as Prime Minister, but this was actually a month or so before that happened, so I have no idea why it charted at this particular time. Lyrically it's good, but musically it's just not my cup of tea.

Verdict - Rubbish

10. Bobby Vinton - Blue Velvet


The 2nd Top 40 hit who's title is a colour followed by the word velvet and 2nd to making number two, following "Black Velvet" earlier on in the year. This song was written in 1950 and this version originally recorded in 1963, but it never made the UK Top 40. It's appearance in a Nivea advert prompted a re-release in 1990 and it finally charted. I'm not sure if I was aware it was an old song at the time, but I liked it.

Verdict - Good

9. Kylie Minogue - Step Back In Time (New)


I've noticed that there are quite a few old records hitting the charts around this time, so in a way it's quite funny that Kylie Minogue would release a record called "Step Back In Time". It's the usual Stock Aitken & Waterman type crap.

Verdict - Rubbish

8. Status Quo - The Anniversary Waltz - Part One


The critics likened this to Jive Bunny. I guess it's the same idea, put a bunch of old songs into a megamix. Except Status Quo did it with instruments and made the songs sound like Status Quo. It would be their last Top 10 hit, but there had plenty more Top 40 hits to go.

Verdict - OK

7. Happy Mondays - Kinky Afro


Like their previous single "Step On", this was produced by Paul Oakenfold and Steve Osbourne. It also peaked at number 5. Again it's a good dance/rock crossover record.

Verdict - Good

6. Belinda Carlisle - (We Want) The Same Thing


This was the 5th single from the "Runaway Horses" album. The 1st, "Leave A Light On" peaked at 4, but the next 3 failed to reach the Top 30. This one fared better than the previous 3. I remember my young self wondering how does one dream the same dream as somebody else? I don't mind this record, but it's not one I particularly like either.

Verdict - OK

5. Whitney Houston - I'm Your Baby Tonight


This song had an American version and a European version. As this is the UK charts I'm going to be reviewing the European version. It was written by L.A. Reid and Babyface and remixed by Yvonne Turner. It's more dancey than the American version, presumably because that's what was more popular in Europe at the time. Doesn't really work for me though.

Verdict - Rubbish

4. Maria McKee - Show Me Heaven


Confession time. At the time I thought Maria McKee and Mariah Carey were the same person, either I thought this song was by Mariah Carey or I thought Maria McKee did "Vision Of Love". Both were ballads and their names are similar(ish) and both were not well known prior to these records. I do feel I was being a bit harsh on Maria McKee though, this is nowhere near as dreary as your average Mariah Carey record. I wasn't keen on it at the time, but have got to like it more thanks to the Happy Hardcore versions a few years later. I don't like it that much though.

Verdict - OK

3. Berlin - Take My Breath Away


Originally a number one in 1986, this charted again in 1990 thanks to it featuring on the Peugeot advert. For obvious reasons I keep thinking of Berlin as being a German band, but they're not, they're American. This song basically launched and killed their career at the same time. It was the only song of theirs people wanted to hear but it was also the only song of theirs they didn't write, that honour going to Giorgio Moroder and Tom Whitlock. Never been a fan of this song myself.

Verdict - Rubbish

2. The Beautiful South - A Little Time


This was the only number one hit for The Beautiful South, quite surprising really given they have better known songs. This song really irritated me at the time, I can tolerate it a bit more now but still don't like it. Despite it's success, The Beautiful South would have another Top 10 hit until 1996 after this.

Verdict - Rubbish

1. The Righteous Brothers - Unchained Melody


I remember seeing this video on Top of the Pops and what confused me was that they were called The Righteous Brothers but there was only one of them. I soon discovered there were two of them, but only Bobby Hatfield featured on this particular record. It was originally released in 1965 but was re-released thanks to it featuring in the movie "Ghost". There are lots of versions of this song, but this is the best one in my opinion.

Verdict - Good

If we give the records which were good 1 point each and those which were OK half a point, the final score is 14/30, or 47%. Slipped back under 50% again.